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Why are you here if you have a boyfriend? The only reason any men here would want to talk to you is because they'd want to date you.

You might as well lie so that you can at least make friends.

Are you even trying? Saged.

>>36980283
>TFW don't want significant other because of people like you.
Jesus Christ are people with SO not allowed to make friends of the opposite gender. Wtf

>>36980283
>robots only want stacy

This is fucking wrong and you know it you dumb roastie. Most robots either don't care about gfs and the rest only want awkward, loser gfs like them.

can a femanon just PLEASE be my FUCKING GF HOLY SHIT PLEASE

>>36980283
And femanons will take Chad over a robot. Deal with it.

I met my fiance on /r9k/ back when they used to allow those meet n' greet /soc/-tier threads. At first we were both virgin NEET.

Getting married in July wish us luck.

>>36980890
>back when they used to allow those meet n' greet /soc/-tier threads

They need to bring those fucking back. I hate dealing with basic bitch normies roasties on that shitty board. I just want a qt femanon gf that's shy and introverted who will cuddle with me. I don't want sex until I know she's 100% the girl I want to be with forever.

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>walking in mall
>see friend who I haven't seen in over 5 years
>she's still mad that I slept with her boyfriend

>>36980283
I'll give you attention fembot.

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>Finally meet a new guy
>Only 5"

>>36980960

Should have jumped on the train before it left the station. I feel like I lucked out majorly to find this one guy who I love so much.

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>>36981023
b-but that's the average in Indonesia

>>36981023

Wtf thats insanely short.

>>36981023
why would you even meet a guy that was 5"?

>>36981078
>>36981572
>thinks she's referring to height.
Teehee! Oh you!

Where do you guys(female)? Find all of these female wojaks?

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>>36981669
female wojaks exist to torture wojak

How do fembots feel about knowing that I will impregnate them?

>>36980299
>make friends
Who wants to do that?

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>>36981718
>>36981669

Female wojack on bed.

Translation needed.

I have a crush on the guy who regularly dumps pics in the belly threads. I lurk almost every belly thread that pops up - unbeknownst to him - partly to look at fat girls and partly to see what he's up to. That's not too creepy is it? I like his personality and he seems intelligent too. I'm scared to ask for his email/kik. I know I have nothing to lose since this is all anonymous but it's still terrifying. I think for now I'll just keep lurking.

>>36981023
So... location and other min standards?

>crush on guy for 2 years
>it's not socially acceptable for women to ask guys out or you're a slut
>occasionally stare at him instead
>he would think i'm a creepy loser if i said hi at this point
>say nothing and never see him again

malebots cannot understand what it is like.

Why do you stay with Chad when he hits you?

>>36982031
>tfw girls don't understand guys will almost never say no.

>>36982031
I can 100% guarantee that the dude you had a crush on wouldn't have thought you were a slut if you asked him out.

>>36982093
>tfw he said no

>>36982031
Creepy losers are hot. Be my qt fembot and stalk me all day.

>>36982111
It's no fun when it's voluntary.

>>36982133
Just like sex.

>>36982031
>>it's not socially acceptable for women to ask guys out or you're a slut
This is another of those stupid myths that is completely untrue and is only perpetuated because people keep saying it.

Nobody will think you're a slut if you ask a guy out.
People will think you're a slut if you go up to a guy and ask him to fuck you, but I assume that's not what you'd say.

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>>36981064
indonesians shouldn't be allowed to have gfs anyway

>starve self to the point of becoming underweight
>still ugly

cool

>>36982186
Ehh could be worse. You could be ugly and fat.

>>36982205
no way being skinny and ugly is way worse. if you're fat and ugly at least people will look at you and blame the fat part instead of actually being disgusted by your shitty genes

>>36982186
>not getting fit instead

>>36982244
You're joking right? Fat people are viewed as subhuman in most parts of the world. Ugly fat people are looked at as abominations.

>buying groceries
>see old high school friend
>"m-maybe I'll say hey"
>remember that I've put on weight and hate myself
kill me

>>36980890
Please die in an electrical fire

>>36982342
be my qt lil chub

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My boyfriend wants us to get into some roleplay. He wants me to roleplay as a demongirl/monstergirl, but I don't know much about demon lore.

how da heck do I act like a demon girl?

>>36983003
Hmm, maybe try to be more dominant and demeaning?