Stats thread >age >gender >occupation >farthest

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>19
>male
>Have job, electrician. Pays well
>hugged a girl once
>6'4 190 lbs
>live on my own
>no car
>Texas
>$9,000
>3 guys still talk with over Facebook, no one left in real life
>single whole life
>2/10 happiness

>age
23
>gender
male(male)
>occupation
bartending
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I get too nervous to talk romantically to anyone
>height & weight
5'8'' 105lbs
>live with parents?
yes, i'm poor
>car
no, i'm poor
>country/state
Texas
>money in bank
a decent amount but its all for school
># of friends
my only friend since i was like 5 who is the same as me, we get along because we can't talk to other people
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
3/10 i have no reason not to be but i can't be. im' good at faking it

>"Can I see your ID, sir? Policy says I have to check everyone to know they're old enough to drink"
>"Can I see your ID too, just to make sure you're old enough to sell, hahaahah"

If I hear this stupid fucking joke one more time I'm going to shoot myself.

>>36979654
24
M
Student
All the way
6'3", 80kg
No
Jaguar
Aus, Vic
70k
One. 5 at most.
No.
3/10 with 2/10 being concrete plans to suicide and 1/10 being sitting in the car with a litre of whiskey and a stomach full of benzos.

>24
>male
>own land and fund peoples dreams for profit
>v-card cashed in long ago but i'm currently single for now
>6'1" and i dunno I don't keep track of that
>no
>truck
>MT
>$830k-ish
>2 though i see one maybe every year
>complicated
>neutral/10

>age
31
>gender
Male
>occupation
Writer/production
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Girl, pretty much anything.
>height & weight
6'4" 250
>live with parents?
No
>car
Yes
>country/state
US Los Angeles
>money in bank
2000, some stock in the amount of 3000
># of friends
50 +
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
7

>>36979654
>25
>M
>Student
>Sex, no anal
>5'7 170 lbs
>No
>2004 Civic
>Ontario, Canada
>Negative 80k but have line of credit
>Maybe 10 close friends
>In a relationship
>9/10

>>36979654
>19 years old
>Male
>No job
>I once brushed past a girl
>5'4 130 pounds
>I live with my parents
>No car
>New York
>$5,000 in bank
>0/1 friends
>single
>1.5/10 happiness

>age
23
>gender
m
>occupation
finance
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
i've had 5 gfs
>height & weight
5'11" 165 lbs
>live with parents?
no
>car
porsche macan
>country/state
america
>money in bank
$1,400,000 liquid
># of friends
handful
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
7

>>36979654
>age
26

>gender
Male

>occupation
Excel analyst

>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I've groped multiple strippers before and fucked an escort. Only hugged a non-stripper or non-escort, though.

>height & weight
6'1, 150 pounds

>live with parents?
Yes

>car
2012 Ford Focus, all paid off

>country/state
Florida, USA

>money in bank
$35k liquid cash, $75k total net worth

># of friends
Between 5-10 people I'd actually call friends, a lot of acquaintances

>single?
Yes

>happiness out of 10
5/10

>>36979654
>25
>F
>finance
>kiss on the cheek from a stranger while drinking
>Y
>N
>Middle Murica
>~8k (throwing all my $$$ to student loans and alcohol)
>3
>Y
>9
My happiness would be at a 10 if I could
Get high again.
The worst part of being a wage slave is possible drug tests.

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22
Male
Bank Teller
I hugged a girl once
5'9 140 lbs
Live with parents
No car
300 bucks on a visa card
No friends
Always been single
-5 happines

>>36979654
>20
>male
>unemployed, but in the DEP for the marines
>khv, have internet gf though
>6' 1" 205 lbs.
>live with my dad
>yep
>Commiefornia
>I dunno, have about 60$ in my savings, and another 60ish in my checkings.
card auto deposits a dollar into savings everytime I make a purchase and I haven't had the card for very long.
>lol
>internet gf
>I dunno, I'm a loser but I'm pretty happy to be honest.

>age
25
>gender
F
>occupation
Retail slave
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I touched a guy's penis through his jeans and made out with same guy. He suddenly grabbed my hand while we were kissing and put my hand on his dick. I was surprised and nervous because that was the first time I even kissed anyone, so I laughed and he got pissed and refused to talk to me anymore.
>height & weight
Short and fat
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
The last time I tried to drive, I had a panic attack and blacked out.
>country/state
Usa
>money in bank
Not much, but I save what I can from every paycheck
># of friends
0
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
5/10 I'm not super unhappy, but I could be happier

>age
23

>gender
Male

>occupation
uni student, also part time retail job

>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
2 gf's. Nothing now.

>height & weight
6 foot, 220lb.

>live with parents?
nope

>car
nope

>country/state
Canada, Atlantic provinces.

>money in bank
12 dollars

># of friends
IRL? zero. 3 close online friends however.

>single?
Yep

>happiness out of 10
6, maybe 7 on certain days.

>age
29
>gender
F
>occupation
NEET
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
oral sex.
>height & weight
5'6"
>live with parents?
Nope
>car
Not really
>country/state
MI
>money in bank
$2k?
># of friends
0 unless you count my fiance (he doesn't).
>single?
Nope, engaged.
>happiness out of 10
7 I guess. I have nothing to be sad about but anxiety always drags me down.

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>>36979654
>age
23
>gender
M
>occupation
College Student (failing)
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I shook hands while in class three weeks ago
>height & weight
5'6 - 125lbs
>live with parents?
Yes and no, my mother owns the house but she doesn't live with me, i'm basically living alone in her house
>car
No
>country/state
BR-RJ (Send help)
>money in bank
Less than 250 monkeymoney
># of friends
My cat
>single?
I want you to guess that one
>happiness out of 10
-1
>No social life
>No money
>No purpose to wake up
>Loosing control of my ass

>age
30
>gender
male
>occupation
railroad
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
sex so everything I guess
>height & weight
6' 140
>live with parents?
no
>car
yes
>country/state
'murica TN
>money in bank
25k liquid, 50k assets
># of friends
3
>single?
yup
>happiness out of 10
5

>>36979654
>age
19
>gender
M
>occupation
NEET
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
sex
>height & weight
5'8, 140 pounds
>live with parents?
Yeah
>car
Nope
>country/state
USA, NC
>money in bank
Nope
># of friends
1 maybe
>single?
Yeah
>happiness out of 10
3-6 depends on the day

>>36979654
>age
20
>gender
F
>occupation
Student
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I hugged a guy once in elementary and grabbed one of my friend's boobs. I'm secretly a lesbian so I haven't gotten far with either sexes.
>height & weight
5'9, 135
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
Cadillac ATS
>country/state
FL
>money in bank
$54,000
># of friends
One really good one, and a lot of others.
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
7

>>36979654
>>age
23
>>gender
m
>>occupation
postgrad student
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
long term relationship, cohabitation, lots of sex, now single and sexless for 2 years or so
>>height & weight
6'2" (189cm), about 79kg
>>live with parents?
no, share flat with friends
>>car
no, i live in london and don't need one, i cycle or take the tube. can drive and have a license though.
>>country/state
uk
>>money in bank
about 7k britpounds in savings, going to go on rent next year. about 30k of student debt so far.
>># of friends
one or two real friends. maybe a few more social-only sort of friends.
>>single?
yep
>>happiness out of 10
sometimes i get up to a 5 or so. just finished my finals yesterday so feeling pretty gud today despite insomnia getting bad again.
this year i averaged a 2 or 3, just spent the whole time at my computer working and browsing r9k and a few other boards.

>>36981945
What's your cat like?

>>36979654

>26
>M
>currently unemployed
>been a long time
>5/11 165 lbs
>live at home ;__;
>2004 chevy 1500
>Michigan
>5k
>3 decent friends
>single
>2/10 happy
>diseased

>25 birthday in a few weeks
>Man
>barber
>married immigrant for money fucked her ate her pussy came in her mouth, got head from 2 other girls before but didn't cum
>511 240lbs
>yes
>no
>nyc
>0
>1
>kinda
>6

>>36982044
She kinda hates me and loves me at the same time, never gets near me while not hungry, i like her that way, she doesn't bother me and i don't bother her, we are living like that for about 13 years.

>>36979654
>>age
19
>>gender
male. anything else on this site is a fucking lie
>>occupation
heavy industry grunt.
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
made out with some drunk chick once.
>>height & weight
183cm, 90kg
>>live with parents?
yeah, since i didn't win the lottery and rent is for suckers.
>>car
yes.
>>country/state
.
>>money in bank
$12k ish
>># of friends
0-1.
>>single?
of course.
>>happiness out of 10
somewhere between 3 and 6.

>19
>m
>none
>hey you look really cool anon
>at least 6ft
>of course
>no
>nz
>dont know
>2
>yes
>5

>>36979654
>age
22
>gender
Male
>occupation
I answer emails six days a week
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Acquaintance
>height & weight
5'11 , 135 lbs
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
No
>country/state
Colombia
>money in bank
Like $100 in banana money
># of friends
2
>single?
Where do you think you are?
>happiness out of 10
4

>>36982123
The cat I had as a kid would only spend time with me when I was going to bed. When I was sleeping she would knead my hair. I would wake up in the morning with big huge knots in my hair. Ever since she passed away, I have had insomnia, I didn't realize she was why I slept so well.

My current cat is really sweet, she doesn't always sleep with me, but she purrs so loud it's like she is right next to me.

>>36979654
>>age
24
>>gender
male (male)
>>occupation
n/a
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
sat next to a girl on the bus
>>height & weight
5'10 160 manlet
>>live with parents?
mom
>>car
2007 civic
>>country/state
michigander
>>money in bank
like 15k
>># of friends
0
>>single?
no shit
>>happiness out of 10
5

>>36979654
>21
>male
>security
>fucked with guys
>6ft 81kg
>yes, but just mom (single mother)
>no
>Estonia
>9 euros
>2? 3?
>kind of
>varies daily from 3-6.5/10

>age
22
>gender
male
>occupation
student/helping out in an hospital
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
literally nothing
>height & weight
6'2, 176 lb
>live with parents?
no
>car
no
>country/state
czech republic
>money in bank
not much
># of friends
2-3?
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
2, it's higher when I'm doing drugs

>>36979654
>19
>male
>stocking shelves in a grocery store at night
>sex
>5' 7" 190 lbs
>yes
>no
>US/IN
>~$900
>2 online, none irl
>yes
>2/10

>21
>male
>never had a job
>acquaintances at best
>6'1, 150
>yes, mom
>no
>Vermont
>$35,000 (supposed to be for college)
>like 4. not close friends or anything.
>yes
>3/10. I could have it worse but I'm not happy.

>>36979654
26
male
asset protection manger
butt sexs with multiple women
6'2 210lbs
yes live with mum and pa
yea 2011 kia forte and 2014 Suzuki TU250
USA/ NM
about 1500 right now
like 3
I guess so yeah
3/10

>>36979654
>19
>male
>out of school, no job yet
>kissed a girl in seventh grade; no contact since the breakup
>5'9" 113 lbs
>yes
>nissan altima coupe (handed down from mom)
>texas
>not a fucking dime
>active skype group with around 7 people, none irl since i just moved
>for a while now. dated over the internet freshman year, no dating since.
>not very. this is the cliche answer on /r9k/ but i'm very unhappy.

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>>36979654
>>age
23
>>gender
Male
>>occupation
Student
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
All the way
>>height & weight
6'5 and 185lbs
>>live with parents?
No
>>car
Dodge Grand Caravan
>>country/state
USA, KY
>>money in bank
No bank
>># of friends
15
>>single?
No
>>happiness out of 10
5

>>36979654

>age
24
>gender
M
>occupation
Sysadmin
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Literally never touched another person with intimate intent
>height & weight
6'3", 220lbs
>live with parents?
Mommy
>car
'93 Lincoln Town Car
>country/state
US of A
>money in bank
$4,000 sitting in checking. Some more in investment. Lots available in credit.
># of friends
Online: 4
Offline: 0
>single?
Yeah boy
>happiness out of 10
8/10. These nights get a bit lonely, but I'm happy with the company of myself and with myself as a person.

>age
22
>gender
Male
>occupation
NEET
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Nowhere
>height & weight
5'7", 165 lb
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
Yes
>country/state
USA, AK
>money in bank
Dunno
># of friends
2
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
Uh, a 6, I guess ?

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>>36979654
>age 21
>gender male
>occupation Mechanic worker
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl kissed a girl in lips and touched her over clothes
>height & weight 177cm x 65 kg
>live with parents? yes
>car 2005 used ford fiesta
>country/state Italy
>money in bank 21.000 eur
># of friends 3 or 4
>single? yes,
>happiness out of 10 1,5 /10

>>36979654
>>age
19
>>gender
Male
>>occupation
Med student
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Nowhere; savin' it for the one
>>height & weight
5'9" and 75kg
>>live with parents?
Yes
>>car
No
>>country/state
UK
>>money in bank
A large amount, for a student; not sharing here
>># of friends
Abut 45ish; can't be bothered to count
>>single?
Yes
>>happiness out of 10
3

>>36979654
>age
18
>gender
male
>occupation
apprentice thatcher
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
hug
>height & weight
6'2 185lbs
>live with parents?
yeah
>car
no
>country/state
UK
>money in bank
0
># of friends
3
>single?
always
>happiness out of 10
2

>the average robot is so pathetic that they honestly believe anyone is interested in the details of their miserable lives

Besides the fact these threads a probably data mining, why are you worthless losers so stupid enough to believe a single person is reading your post right now?

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>all these teenagers ITT

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD, YOU STILL HAVE HOPE, GET OUT AND KISS A GIRL YOU FUCKING FAILURES.

TRY BEING 25+ AND NEVER BEING TOUCHED, YOU FUCKING NORMIES.

>LOL IM 18 AND NEVER GOTTEN LAID, I MUST BE SUCH AN ODDITY LOL

FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE

>age
26
>gender
male
>occupation
student
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
have had friendly conversations with girls
>height & weight
5'10" 115 lbs
>live with parents?
nope
>car
yes
>money in bank
decent
># of friends
< 5
>single?
ofc
>happiness out of 10
4

>25
>a fucking white male
>warehouse work/customer service
>178 cm 75kg
>Temporarily to save some money
>Shitty 2003 VW polo
>Norway
>around $3000, with tax-back and vacation money coming in in a little bit
>0
>Yes
>4

>>36984411
Oh yeah
>vanilla sex with ex

>age
26
>gender
dude
>occupation
computer software bullshit
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
we did the weird stuff
>height & weight
6'3", 240lbs (alcohol makes me fat, I really need to stop drinking)
>live with parents?
nah, not since I started college
>car
nope, I take the train
>country/state
California
>money in bank
$90k in savings and liquid investments, plus $50k in my 401k
># of friends
I'm bad at making friends but I have like three people who probably qualify
>single?
I've been with my girlfriend for three years now!
>happiness out of 10
probably like an 8? it could be better, mostly due to mental health bullshit, but I'm doing pretty well

>age
27
>gender
male
>occupation
phd student
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
is discussing cohabitation or getting my butthole licked "further"
>height & weight
5'11", ~200lb
>live with parents?
no
>car
2001 BMW 325i
>country/state
WA, USA
>money in bank
$130k
># of friends
4 or 5?
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
3.5

>>36984238
lol "thatcher" is a real occupation in the UK

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>>36979654
22
m
neet
nothing
5'10~ & 145
dont drive
WI
banks lmao
5 stretching it
ofc
0

>>36984464

hello I'm a journeyman lampshade maker please respect my art

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>age
24
>gender
Female
>occupation
Manager at a VRcade
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Sex
>height & weight
5'2 110lbs
>live with parents?
no
>car
Camaro
>country/state
British Columbia
>money in bank
none ATM just paid rent
># of friends
2
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
solid 4, Dont feel like im going anywhere college is draining me

>>36981312
how the money anono please tellio

>>36984356
anon please eat more

>>36984518
>be born rich
>exploit the labor of others
>profit
>no ??? required, this is really easy, you've just gotta start with money

>>36984486
vancouver? do you want additional friends?

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>>36984542
couldnt find housing in Van, im in Surrey now

>>36979654
>>age
26
>>gender
M
>>occupation
Unemployed pharmaceutical scientist
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I have licked her butthole
>>height & weight
183cm 76kg
>>live with parents?
No
>>car
Yes a terrible one
>>country/state
Australia
>>money in bank
Bout $100
>># of friends
A few
>>single?
No
>>happiness out of 10
Between 3 and 8.

All of my problems could be solved with money but I can't get a job in this entire city. Every job in my field has about 200 applicants within days of the job being advertised. Currently looking into moving to the UK or US for work.

>>36984552
UBC? simon fraser? either way that's a long-ass commute in van traffic
I actually live in seattle but I love BC and would like a leaf friend to show me the good/non-touristy places... got a discord?

>>36984646
Skytrain to school, lot faster

Discord Minxy #5958

>>36984464
yeah, i live in the middle of fucking nowhere in northern scotland, its either that or be a fisherman

>>36979654
>age
18
>gender
M
>occupation
Student
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Just holding hands
>height & weight
6'4 216lbs
>live with parents?
Yeah
>car
No haven't learnt how to drive yet
>country/state
United Kingdom, London I guess?
>money in bank
$128.09
># of friends
7
>single?
yeah
>happiness out of 10
4 or 5

>>36984518
>>36984540
Dropped out of highschool age 15, got an illegal construction job, worked 90 hours for the next 3 years, venture funded a startup that was insanely lucrative with the money, quit my shit job, got into investing, kept venture funding, and now own a LOT of land being farmed and mined.
Basically i started with nothing and sort of got lucky falling into shit that made me richer.
Now i live in a NEEThouse built on the side of a mountain close to my tribe and i'm slowly phasing out human interaction.

Tl;dr don't let your dreams be memes work your ass off and nurture your hate of it but don't give in.

>>36979654
>age
20
>gender
Male (male)
>>occupation
In law skewl
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Sex
>height & weight
5'7 (170 cm) and 141 lbs (64kg)
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
Yes, but I'm sharing it with my brother
>country/state
Belgium
>money in bank
5k
># of friends
50+, 15 of which really close friends
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
8,5/10

>>36979654
>23
>male
>neet
>had a drunk girl rub my chest/stomach under my shirt, still kv though
>6'1 140lbs
>yes
>no
>Czech
>don't even have bank account
>2 old buddies from hs, but no close friends
>yes
>5 depression faded away for now a while so I am in a neutral state

>>36984715
ok I might be retarded and/or new to discord, but it's not adding you successfully... I'm senord#3703

>>36979654
>Stats thread
>
>>age
21
>>gender
Male
>>occupation
Wagecucking on low tier jobs
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Having online gf now. Going meet on summer
>>height & weight
183 cm 75kg
>>live with parents?
No
>>car
Cant drive
>>country/state
Lithuania
>>money in bank
~2k euros
>># of friends
No
>>single?
Does online gf counts?
>>happiness out of 10
6/10

>>36981110
Can i get your money after u suicide?

>>36979654

>19
>male
>engi student
>I had sex once, a long time ago in high school.
>1m 85cm don't know weight
>yes
>no
>France
>about 3000 euros from when I had a job at the end of high school. I also get a little bit of money for being a student, but since I live with my parents and bicycle to my university daily living costs are often ~0 for me, so that money adds up.
>3, and 2 asian guys I hang out with at uni, but they're not really my friends: we don't really talk about anything more than classes, and they probably know less about me than you guys do already.
>yes. Trying to get /fitlit/, buy some nice clothes, and clean my face so that will change.
>6-7/10, life is pretty shit, but I'm uplifted by the prospect of things I can and will change to make it better.

>age
24
>gender
male
>occupation
financial planner (basically life goal coach, but for money)
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
slept with 1
>height & weight
180cm + 99kg
>live with parents?
No
>car
yes, but shitbox
>country/state
Australia
>money in bank
$2,200 invested, $900ish in cash
># of friends
1 that i actually like, 3 that don't actively hate being around.
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
2

>age
27
>gender
male
>occupation
NEET,internet super wizard
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
BJ
>height & weight
180cm + 99kg

$2,200 invested, $900ish in cash
># of friends
1 that i actually like, 3 that don't actively hate being around.
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
2

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>this thread

tfw literally at bottom of the socio-economic ladder

It will only be sweeter when I climb to the top.

>>36985131
Woah I seem to have skipped a part.

>18
>male (female)
>Student
>sex with girl
>like 5'10 and about 70kg maybe less
>Live with gf
>no car
>New Zealand
>about $3500
>4
>no
>fluctuates from 2 - 7/10

>>36985131
>>36985156
Are you kinda me?

>>36985225

hello, it's me: you

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>>36985225
Yes It is possible I ajhve qp

>22
>male
>medicine student
>without paying: I kissed a girl once in a party, Paying: I fucked a hooker once
>5'6" 154lbs
>No, I moved for college
>no car, no license either
>Brazil
>About 200 dollars, my parents pay all my bills
>quite a lot, but I don't know how many of them are real friends, possibly just a few
>Yes, never had a girlfriend
>it fluctuates from 2 to 7

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>19
>male
>school to become teacher/landlord
>sex
>5'7 130 lbs
>nope
>fixing up my 1964 triumph spitfire mk2
>socal
>7k
>id say 10
>nope
>8/10

>>36979654
> 19
> Male
> Student
> Stroking and kissing
> 6'3, +- 95 kg
> Yes
> No
> Netherlands
> Slightly under 10k euros
> 1 best friend, 6 very close friends, large number of good acquaintances
> Yes
> Now 8,5/10

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>>36981806
>engaged
>oral sex only

>>36979654
>age
23
>gender
male
>occupation
none
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
dated when i was 10, otherwise i can't talk to girls without the surge of possibilities that may come by
>height & weight
140 lbs 5'10"
>live with parents?
yes
>car
nope
>country/state
new york
>money in bank
no idea at this point
># of friends
6, 2 from online
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
2, always feel like shit, video games are the only answer (for now)

>>36985147
that gif....dg?

>>36984486

JAVA SLUT DETECTOR: Pure Virgin ###########.... Total Cum Hungry No Good Java Slut

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>>36979654
>age
18, nineteen next January.
>gender
Male
>occupation
None, living off of the heritage I got from my mother after her death.
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I hate women, I ignore them. Ain't attracted to males.
>height & weight
73kg, 195cm.
>live with parents?
Parent's house. Father died when I was 7 and mother died recently.
>car
No license. Got a few cars in the garage but I don't touch them.
>country/state
Northernmost county of Sweden.
>money in bank
Around 6 million USD
># of friends
3 close friends.
>single?
Yes.
>happiness out of 10
10, I like my life a lot.

If you have at least 1000 bucks in your bank account get the fuck out of this board

>>36985467
Not my fault I am left with tons of money. Been planning on donating to fellow robots soon.

I am >>36985466

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>age
22
>gender
Female
>occupation
Wage slave
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
A kiss
>height & weight
5'8" 135lbs
>live with parents?
Yes, my mother
>car
Ford focus
>country/state
Washington state
>money in bank
$3k
># of friends
0
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
7

>>36985551
I wish
oezg

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>>36985511
I will take anything anon.
Even one dollar will do.

>>36985591
Sorry I fucked up. I'm just robotripping
Though I'd love to have you as my wife and such

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Age
>19
Gender
>Male
Job
>unemployed currently
farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
>Once a girl held my hand out of pity
Height/weight
>6"3 167lbs
Live with your parents
>Not anymore
Car
>Shitty ute that doesnt work
Country/state
>Australia, NT
Money in bank
>$4396
Friends
>1 in the US and one who moved to Sydney
Single?
>I gave up on relationships along time ago
Happiness out of 10
>4
Just fuck my shit up I want off this shitty life

>>36985620
Based on that post?

>>36985467
Why?
Originilo

>>36985674
Yeah why not
oreganically outh akota

>>36985713
If it makes you feel better I have a severe mental illness and substance abuse problems

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>>36985730
YES it does. I like you

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>>36985511
My cunt neighbors turned off our access to a water well our families shared for 10 years and now we have no running water. We need 5k to put a new one. I'm a wagecuck barely making it and my mom is retired. Pls help rich anon ;_;

>>36985742
anon please go to church this Sunday

>>36985730
>5'8'' 135lbs
not fat, therefore attractive

>>36985781
Okay I will
dakotaluickly

>>36985807
I'm not sure it's that simple.

>>36985812
Good luck

>>36985551
Be my qt gf and take me to the rainy state

>age
19
>gender
F
>occupation
Student
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Oral sex
>height & weight
5'10, 134 lbs
>live with parents?
In a student hall, but otherwise yes
>car
No
>country/state
UK
>money in bank
I don't have my own money
># of friends
5 or so
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
5 it's ok

>>36985915
be my british gf and save me from the nigger hordes

>age
26
>gender
Male
>occupation
Stay at home son
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Hug
>height & weight
5'8" last known weight was 360 lbs. which was a year ago. Definitely close to or probably past 400 lbs.
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
No
>country/state
NY, USA
>money in bank
$0
># of friends
0
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
0

>>36985849
You can take yourself wherever you want

>>36985946
but i want to do it with you anon

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>>age
24
>>gender
cis male skum
>>occupation
unloader/processer at a wallyworld distribution center
>>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
p0nis in vagoo
>>height & weight
5'6 / 159
>>live with parents?
no
>>car
2010 dodge challenger
>>country/state
Texass
>>money in bank
LOL
>># of friends
bout 4
>>single?
no
>>happiness out of 10
6.5/10

I really want marry someone by end of the year

>>36985949
There are plenty of other crazies out there

>>36986009
None of those crazies are you though anon

>age
21
>gender
male
>occupation
NEET
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
A kiss.
>height & weight
5'10, 170lb.
>live with parents?
Yep.
>car
2006 F150
>country/state
Alabama
>money in bank
56 cents
># of friends
1 (online)
>single?
Yes.
>happiness out of 10
4, going to kill myself after my online friend inevitably leaves after a few years.

I'm so lonely and miserable. I will marry any girl no matter how far away they live. I'm serious.

>>36979654
>age
21
>gender
male
>occupation
software developer
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
sex
>height & weight
6'3", 180lbs
>live with parents?
no
>car
Yes. It's shitty and old, but it runs.
>country/state
USA, GA
>money in bank
$20k
># of friends
1
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
8

God damn this desperation of you guys over femanons is insane. These girls are alone and on 4chan for a reason. They're terrible at dealing with people. It would take a guy with masterful social skills and amazing looks to make them open up. Just give up you turds and date a normal fat chick.

>>36986012
one of them is

>age
20, turning 21 real fucking soon
>gender
Male
>occupation
Mechanical Engineer
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Had a conversation
>height & weight
6'3", 90kg
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
Still havent got license
>country/state
Australia
>money in bank
about 3 grand
># of friends
7 IRL, most of them are going cyborg, almost robots. It's starting worry me
>single?
for 20, almost 21 years
>happiness out of 10
3/10, there is still something stopping me from wanting to be an hero. Still trying to find out what it is

>age
32
>gender
m
>occupation
programmer
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
nowhere
>height & weight
180cm & 90kg
>live with parents?
no
>car
no
>country/state
pl
>money in bank
a lot
># of friends
0
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
3

>age
20
>gender
m obviously
>occupation
neet for 5 years
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
literally nothing
>height & weight
5'6 mid weight
>live with parents?
yes
>car
didnt lean to drive
>country/state
Canada
>money in bank
0
># of friends
0
>single?
always
>happiness out of 10
0

JUST

>>36986136
And that one should post discord

>>36986149
That sounds like a good way to get spammed

>>36986188
Can she add an autist on discord?

>>36981778
>you touch his dick
>start laughing

topkek

>>36986208
hypothetically, yes

>>36986227
captainQUARK#6374
so if this was an autist's discord you would add it? hypothetically

>>36986237
That's not really what I said
I'm confused about what you want anon, I'm obviously not going to marry you

>>36986259
But I love you Rebecca

>>36979654
>age
18
>gender
male
>occupation
just finished hs
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
never had any romantic interaction
>height & weight
5'10 140 lbs
>live with parents?
yes
>car
nope
>country/state
Romania
>money in bank
~1.5k
># of friends
3 close
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
5

>>36986259
I want you to add me

>>36986146
someone be my friend Hi400Hiok#8097

>>36986277
I'm not Rebecca, sorry.

>>36986294
Okay...

>>36986339
What's your biggest hobby you leaf faggot

There are more 6'3 ITT than 5'11. You pathetic fucks lying about your height on an anonymous Mongolian painting board.

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>age
19
>gender
Male
>occupation
Student
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
Kissing a girl in a club
>height & weight
6'4 200lbs/14 1/2 stone/94kg
>live with parents?
Technically no, but, yeah
>car
No
>country/state
England, greater Manchester
>money in bank
1300
># of friends
3 close friends countless normal friends
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
3

>age 23
>gender Male
>occupation Janitor and cashier
>farthest you've gotten with girl gotten it in once in 2011.
>height & weight 5 foot and 8 inches, around 155.
>live with parents? Yes.
>car Yes.
>country/state USA/CT
>money in bank More then enough.
># of friends 0
>single? Yes.
>happiness out of 10 8

>>36979654
>>age
24
>>gender
male
>>occupation
Software engineer, starting soon, only just finished university
>>farthest you've gotten with girl
once fucked a girl up the ass and got her to suck a little bit of her shit off, thats pretty far, ive fucked 18 girls, most of them fairly average and a couple of them really hot
>>height & weight
5'11" and 175lbs
>>live with parents?
yeah for another few weeks, until i start my job
>>car
bmw, convertable, its got some rust spots and the air conditioning only blows hot but it goes like shit off a shovel
>>country/state
UK
>>money in bank
about 3000 in the bank, i guess my cars worth another couple of grand
>># of friends
2 male and my girlfriend, used to have lots of drinking buddies but dont drink anymore
>>single?
not for the last 2.5 years
>>happiness out of 10
10, the stress of uni is over and im starting a job that literally pays 4x what ive ever earned in any other job

>>36986437
Why are you here though?
Just fucking leave

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>age
22
>gender
Male
>occupation
NEET
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
hugging
>height & weight
6'1" 185lbs
>live with parents?
Yes
>car
No
>country/state
Florida, Usa.
>money in bank
48k
># of friends
0
>single?
Yes
>happiness out of 10
2 or 3