You coming to my symphony, wagecuck? Your girlfriend will be there.

ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, NEET
YOU AREN'T A GODDAMN MUSICIAN

>>36978079
Another day, another haircut, eh NEETie?

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>>36978079
>tfw first haircut of the week

Sure, I'll come. You always talk about playing your instruments, I'd to eventually hear you play.

Where and when is it going to be?

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Rest In Peace all NEETs
They never scored

>>36978107
I cut my own hair, ragie wagie. In doing so, I have cultivated the skill to cut my hair exactly as I like it. Poor wagie, you'll have to part with half your week's wage just to get a haircut that may or may not suit you.

>tfw my hundreds of groundbreaking sonnets will be published before any wagie gets a raise

>>36978079
God dammit squilliam

>>36978131
haha thats funny as fuck

Sorry, I've got a haircut scheduled that day.

>>36978079
>creating music and selling tickets for money
Whatever you say wagie. Looks like you have to work for a living, while I reap all of the dividends from it. Oh, and tell your wife last night was fun

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>>36978079
ah, hello my comrade, of course I'll be there, I wouldn't want to miss the big day, I've been practicing my Cello with all of my free time I have!

>>36978092
Hello ragie wagie, I do hope you can make it, but that's only if Mr. Sheklestein will give you the evening off, of course. Enjoy your 48 hours of rest, you'll need it for Monday!

Recently quit my job and started leeching off my parents again. Now I have time to cook, read literature, go for runs in the morning, and I even started playing the guitar. Gonna milk this for all it's worth. Won't work again until I absolutely have to.

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>>36978079
I'll be there after my first cup of coffee.

>>36978436
Meanwhile, my job pays me huge sums of money and gives me generous vacation time. Realistically, I only work 180 days a year, an get to live in a nice house, get to sleep with tons of women because of my wealth, and won't die of starvation at 30. But hey, NEET life is better I guess

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>>36978529
Can you keep it down? I was going to read your post but I haven't finished my third cup. Only then can we engage in discussion, thanks.

How do you transition from being a wagecuck to NEET?

>>36978673
You quit your job

>>36978673
You save all your money, work from 25 to 40 in a non shit career, then retire

>>36978709
Retiring at 40? you must be joking

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>>36978079
Ok NEET if your life is so good let's see a picture of your apartment.

>>36978743
This. No way I'm working that long.
>>36978704
Gotta have the bux tho

>>36978673

* Work for a couple of years to build up your Social Security credits (earn at least $5k in reported wages for a few years in a row)
* Start talking to your doctor about mental issues; you can work through them, and want to work, but they concern you
* Start taking out long term disability insurance through work
* One day your "mental problems" become crushing, and you just can't work any more. You have a documented history of issues, and how you've been dealing with them, but the coping methods no longer work
* Start collecting from your short term disability insurance, while you work with your doctor to find a way to go "back to work".
* Alas, nothing works, so as the short term disability starts to run out, you take your history of trying to overcome your "problem" to your long-term disability insurer, and to the social security office.
* You want to take the approach that you want to work, and are trying to find a way, but nothing is working. You hesitated to sign up, because you felt that was giving up.

Enjoy your large payments for the rest of your life.

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>>36978782
>Gotta have the bux tho

Quitting your job is the first step to accepting the true power of NEETism. The second step is finding a disability that you can fake

>>36978782
>Age 0-25 - parents provide everything
>Age 25-40 - work about 220 days a year
>Age 40-80 - do whatever you want
How is this unreasonable? A large majority of your life you don't have to do shit

>>36978791
>>36978820
Can this realistically work for major depression? What about bipolar 2? (hypomania seems much easier to bs as opposed to full blown mania)

>>36978833
That's the whole point, ya dingus. 25-40 is your prime third. The other two involve someone taking care of you

>>36978479

I haven't had mine yet, please don't talk to me...

>>36978863
>prime third
>doesn't have a gf to even see any use out of his penis
>"but it's muh prime"
Fag, you only work 220 days a year. The other 160 you can do whatever the hell you want. You're only really giving up 60% of your prime in exchange for retirement

>>36978945

I think 220 is a high estimate; with holidays and a short vacation, I would put it at 200 as an upper bound.

Plus you are only working for part of those days, there's time to do things before and after work.

Additionally, you aren't working hard the entire time; there's lots of socializing as well during the working day.

>>36979027
Exactly. Honestly, working isn't too bad as long as your job isn't some minimum wage slave job, and if you work in an office at a desk job and have some good coworkers, as well as some perks such as free coffee and tea, discounts on automobiles, bonus pay, etc.

>>36978131
Wish I could've witnessed that thread.

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>>36978768
tfw when OP is too embarrassed to post where he is living for free.

Enjoy your small damp apartment, trying to get entertainment out of the absolute shit modern gaming industry and internet that normies have ruined. Hoping one day your ugly fat ass is able to find someone so that you don't feel lonely and depressed 24/7.

>>36979218
It's probably a mess from the lasagna he made from scratch the other day. He hasn't had time to clean with the different musical instruments he's been practicing on every day.

Plus he still needs to get a haircut. It's been HOURS!

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>>36979265
Lol he isn't even replying to these posts, he is hoping that the thread will die asap because he knows I'm right.

Maybe it's time to get your life together OP? Remember every day that you spend living like that is a day of your life you are never getting back. In the meantime I will be living with my boyfriend in a big house :3

Let's bump this thread to page 1 shall we OP?

You will just try to forget about this and make another thread tomorrow lying to yourself and everyone else bump :3

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Everyone knows the truth :3

But OP I do really hope your life gets better :3

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>>36978945
>muh assumptionz

I'm a wagie with a gf in my prime. I still would like a 35 hour work week. Beets me

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>first day of being a wagecuck today
>got fired 30 mins later

feels good man

>>36978079
sure, Holst, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, New world symphony, Feste Romane, or Gershwin only tho

>>36978479
you've been having your first cup for the past 8 hours drink it before i force it down your throat already

>>36978833
>>Age 0-25 - parents provide everything
What the fuck, where? Parents usually kick you out once you hit 18-20.

Quiet down ragie wagies. I still haven't had my coffee yet.

Fuck off NEET, I love my job. I love it, god damn it! I didn't waste the prime years of my life slaving away for a degree that I don't give a shit about, to work for some businessman who doesn't give a fuck about me. My boss loves me! He wouldn't give me overtime if he didn't. He lets me pick out the morning coffee. What the fuck do you have? I could write a symphony during break if I want, 15 minutes per day is plenty of time, who could need more?

Give it up, NEETs.

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>>36979580
>boyfriend
Yuck! You degenerate, vapid roastie. How dare you even dare speak to your authority this way. Don't you know that you are on the bottom? You are low-class filth. You and I live in different worlds. You should be grateful I am even taking the time to reply to a revolting creature like you.

The reason why I refuse to share photos of my luxurious apartment, is because I cannot trust goons like you. I wouldn't want to put my precious gold jewelry and rare collectibles at risk, overwork my body guards, and put my precious Stacy in danger just so that you delinquents can attempt to rob or harm me!
>lel cmon NEET lets seee ur place xD
You take me for a cretin? I know your tricks. I have extensively shared my net worth on this website. It would be stupid to expose my location.

Hmpth! You pest! Get get get! Out of my thread before I call security on you!

>>36978079
Neets, you are failures at life. You are pathetic and are weak. You gave up because the world was too much for you to handle. You can't hide forever, mocking the ones who take on the world everyday who are superior to you in every way will do nothing. How about you do something actually productive instead of lying. How about you really improve yourself instead of running away and hiding from the world. I was once like you OP, but I have grown and become a stronger and better person.

>>36980062
Lol at least try to make it not sound b8.

That first part could have worked as b8

>The reason why I refuse to share photos of my luxurious apartment, is because I cannot trust goons like you. I wouldn't want to put my precious gold jewelry and rare collectibles at risk, overwork my body guards, and put my precious Stacy in danger just so that you delinquents can attempt to rob or harm me!

waaay to obvious, sorry, but here is that (You) anyway.

>make NEET thread
>get BTFO by haircut meme
>abandons thread
>30 minutes later
>make NEET thread

Proof is in the archives, the only information you NEETs could give me is when this thread is gonna be abandoned.

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>>36980177
Wagie getting ragie. I have dozens of rare collectibles worth millions. I have hired two body guards to protect me, and most of the jewelry is what i bought Stacy.

Wagie, I know my life is a difficult concept for you to grasp, but consider this. I am better than you. Why would I need to lie? I have no reason to! I am already superior!

>>36980238
Don't blame them, they've ingested so much caffeine from coffee that they've destroyed their memory and thinking processes.

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>>36980259
oh yes master NEET, I- I guess you are :3 I am so happy for you <3

May I pleasure one of your bodyguards? :3

You can do with me as you please <3

>>36978833
How much money would you want to have before you consider retiring?

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>>36980382
Hmpth, absolutely not. I'll take you instead, roastie. Only if you pretend to be a man. Bend over and prepare for my superior NEET cock.

Do wagies not shave every day or something? Do they realize it isn't normal to have such low testosterone you don't have to to either shave yourself or head down to the barber every morning?
What's so funny about being a low-t shell of a man?
Do they all just caveman it up at their checkout line job or something? I guess the so-called "hipster beard" is a thing in normieland but still.

NEET, what are your reasons for getting money? Do you fake a disability, or do you get checks because of your superiority?

>>36978382
thats a viola

>>36980596
Nyaaa :3 yes please <3 call me names and show me just how amazing you are master :3

But I am no real man x I am pathetic and I work for you and take NEET cocks all day :3

>>36978791
> a few years
yes, 15. it's an average. also this only gets you 5k a year.
> admitting mental issues
pre-existing conditions can now increase your insurance costs
note how the insane people that talk to themselves are on the street and not in mansions

>>36980699
>note how the insane people that talk to themselves are on the street and not in mansions
how would you know, do you go breaking into mansions often?

>>36980000
Wow 45 minutes and nobody checked this guys quads? I got you anon

>>36980718
i just walk in. i'm a celebrated mansionologist.

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>>36978092
Tell that to the classically trained Italian opera singer currently dividing her time between my bed and practicing my aria, wagecuck

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>>36980766
can't she do both at the same time

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>implying NEET faggots have the drive to complete anything, including stroking their pathetic dicks
> inb4 "muh wagecuck"
I literally fuck women for a living, you fucking NEET ultra cuck.

>>36978079
>tfw wagie
>tfw no dress code or hair policy
>tfw don't need a haircut

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Uh oh Neeties! Another haircut today! Up up up! Don't wanna be late now!

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>this wagie ragie is STILL forcing the haircut meme

Kek

Typical wagie, doesn't know how to diversify his priorities

>>36980895
Did the barber trim a bit too much off today?

>>36980904
I cut my own hair. It's one of my many skills.

>>36980895
isnt your 50 minutes of posting done by now NEET-san

>>36980895
Not as bad as the NEET when he has to diversify his portfolio.

>UH-OH!

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>>36980895
Uh oh Neetie? Did your barber do more than just a trim this time? Maybe because he's tired of seeing your hopeless face everyday! Also, why don't you show us a picture of your apartment/basement! I'm sure it's way nicer than our wagecucks home, surely!

If not... Then get your ass up and clean the cum off your shirt! Your barber would be embarrassed seeing you like that!

>>36980895
Hey, the guy needs any chance he can get to laugh about his low-t, it's bad enough he's already a wagie.
Laughter is the best medicine, right? Not the best investment strategy maybe, but hey, someone's gotta pay my bills.

>>36980699
>15 years

You might want to read the docs again; take a look at page 2 of https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10029.pdf

To qualify for federal disability coverage, you need:

Under 24: 1.5 years of work in the past 3
24 - 31: 3 years of work in the past 6 years
31+ : 5 years of work in the past 10

Also, you might be misreading the monthly payments as annual. Check for yourself by logging into the website, and asking for an estimate of what your disability payment would be.

As for admitting mental issues; we currently have a law which helpfully protects people with pre-existing conditions from excess insurance costs. Might as well act before it gets repealed.

>>36978260
This is a seriously underrated post

Love,
Really drunk shitposter

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>>36980657
*chuckles* look at this wagecucks, the women go crazy over me. It's hard to control them sometimes.
Roastie. Shut up already. I dislike your voice. Take my NEET cum like a champ.

>>36978079
>your symphony
hilarious.
>my girlfriend
even more hilarious. i almost blew some air slightly hard out of my nose.

>>36980818
ok wagecuck
whatever you say wagecuck

>>36982522
Did any boogers come out?

How do you feel about still living like a teenager while everyone else you know is married and has their own house?

>>36982579

Feels good man.

I have my own apartment and peace.

>>36982608
How do you afford rent?

>>36982630

I am in finland so I get rent assistance + neetbux

>>36982579
>their own house
ahahahaha

>>36982753
>tfw NEETbux barely covers rent here
it's gonna suck when mommy and daddy die

>>36978079

Are you going to get a haircut before the performance?

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>>36978079
This sounds more exciting than your daily haircut.

>>36978079
So you do have a job after all! You finally exposed yourself "neet"!

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>>36984299
Oh please wagie, this is purely volunteer work as I am a marvelous Samaritan.

>>36981013
>5 million hours in ms paint