>th-thanks bruh

Why do you stand for that? Good job proving your betaness

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>>36977988
I was trying to be sarcastic, but he took it seriously

>Thanks Chad, you're always looking out for me. I know my place is here on /r9k/, with the rest of the permavirgins. Enjoy fucking beautiful women this weekend!

>>36978018
Alphas never do self-pitying sarcasm

>>36978018
>>36978043
Original comment origi

>get called beta
>immediately cry on /r9k/

pottery

Damn op chad is keeping you down, grow some balls

>talking to anyone from vcu

You had it coming, even if you are a beta

where is the beta gene pool located

>>36978121
Im not talking to her. Shes a waitress we had at Hooters last week who I randomly found on Tinder. No we didnt match, I just saw her.

You guys are right. Im gonna tell him, never to talk to me like that again.

Will post results

>>36978137
We're swimming in it right now

>>36978065
Had a good ol' original kek

>>36978153
So her faggot bf just messaged you out of nowhere then?

>using tinder

>>36978241
Why would he have her faggot bf in his contacts?

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lets see what he says

>>36978298
threaten to commit suicide to show him how serious you are

>>36978298
Ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing but originally.

>>36978298
KNOW YOUR PLACE, BETA!

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>>36978298
o shit nigga wat r u doin

lolol

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>>36978298
>Don't you ever talk to me like that like you did earlier ever again
Even when you threaten him and try to sound serious
Holy fuck even when you try to be an alpha you still sound beta, just the way you worded it is beta as fuck lmao

>>36978298
Who is this guy to you? Brother, friend, co worker, guy you hate??

Context is important, depending on who that is, you may be in the wrong or right.

>>36978298
RIP Anon

Death by Social Suicide.

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>>36978298

>Don't you ever talk to me like that like you did earlier ever again

is this a new meme?

>>36978428
and Chad's fists.

>>36978298
what an absolute madman

orororogilio

>>36978399
Yeah the ever again was redundant.

my sneaking suspicion is that he's going to shit on you considering his earlier remarks were kinda funny

>>36977934
good point better to leave the whores that will be used up by 25 to the 'alphas'

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What should i say? haha

>she's 19 but looks WAY older like 21 or 22
>19, 21 and 22 are all literal children to me
>tfw old

>>36978498
"Yeah im doing fine, just stop calling me a beta you fucking retard."

Literally say that, you sorta have to act like you don't care, trust me, just say that

>>36978498
Translation: Rethink what you just said and come back to me, fuckface.

Why do you have such shit friends? Why do you talk to someone who puts you down like that?

>alpha
>beta
>stay in the beta gene pool.

If you're on r9k then I'm assuming that you must've been a loser/had low self-esteem at some point.

It's good to see you putting yourself out there. Dress nicely, stay in shape and take care of your body. Adding confidence and keeping your spaghetti contained will make it easier to score women. If someone isn't attracted to you when you do all of this then it just means that you're not their type and someone else will appreciate you a lot more.

>>36978498
Tell him you fucked his mom


originalio

>>36978498
say "haha just kidding bro, i'm off to bed ttyt"

>>36978518
>tfw finally old enough that it feels weird to date college girls

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>>36978498
>/r9k/ says I should stick up for myself so please stop bullying me

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oh shit lad, fucking rekt

>>36978498
lel, "i'll be okay if i beat your fucking face in next time you worthless piece of shit,you really think it's cool to be calling your own friend a beta and making fun of him huh?" - say that

>>36978498
you've already fucked up by sperging out.

Should of just said straight away "fuck off fgt". That's how banter works. This looks like autistic rage.

>>36978498
>Did I fucking stutter?
>Have a little courtesy next time you fucking dick

>>36978585
>Did I fucking stutter
>When OP's message sounds like a beta stuttering kid

kek

OP messaging him after the fact is super fucking beta.

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>>36978574
>Chad was the good guy all along
Now your eyes are open son

>>36978574
duuuude you're such a fucking retard, you should have just said: >>36978533
you dumb fucking bitch, no wonder your friend thinks you're a beta, you're literally hopeless, kys

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>>36978574
>Chad was trying to encourage you to unearth your buried Chad potential all along.

The Chad we need but not the one we deserve right now.

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>>36978574
>I don't like you telling me what I am and am not capable of

>>36978574
Your friend is trying to encourage you. Learn from Chad.

>>36978552
>tfw old enough that you don't want to date college girls either

You fucked up OP, why did you let your autism rage out

>ITT: Fuck Six Billion Stacies

>>36978574
This is the stuff that separates the Chads from the Brads, you've got a good one.

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What did he mean by this? originoli

>>36979014
Jesus Christ op he is a keeper

>>36977934
oh fuck. i go to VCU

>>36979014
don't waste your time with that faggot
he obviously gets off from this

>>36979014
He is giving you an opportunity to prove yourself. "Game on faggot"and then go pull a 7 and earn chad's respek

OP post a picture of your face, I can help

>>36979014

>I'll treat you like a normal human being if you jump through blazed hoops for me

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>when OP is probably a chad and this thread is just bait.

>>36977934
Op your friend is right, you are a complete sperg faggot and take things too seriously.

You in Richmond OP? Used to be there.. left to Blacksburg.

>>36979014
oh man I remember when i was so desperate for friends that I'd put up with shit like this. Now I have no friends but have a little more self respect.

You are likely young enough to still get a fresh start socially. I suggest you move on and reinvent.

>>36979185
Ok I'll let you guys in on a secret.
I have kinda been stringing you guys a long. I'm a failed chad who hasesnt got laid in like 4 years. The guy I'm talking to is actually a virgin and happens to be one of my closest friends. (Also he's black btw)

>>36979162
this.
even if thread isn't fake and gay, your friend is a dick and you're delusional and an attention whore

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>>36979111
>OP completely turns his life around
>becomes an alpha pussy slayer
>pulls all kind of sniz on the reg
>Chad watches on, proud of his friend
>see anon, all you needed was a little confidence
>I always knew you could do it
>thanks Chad you were right
>goes in for a hug
>Chad gently kisses OP's ear
>w-what are you doing Chad
>Chad smiles and touches OP's dick
>then he whispers
>"cleaning the gene pool"

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>>36978298
Oh... Oh my god.
Anon...

>>36978574

>gene pool
>recreational sex

You need to explain a few things to your friend, god I hate modernity.

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>>36978298
Godspeed, anon
Show that fucker who's boss

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>>36979248
heres the last post last post
later

>>36978574
Anon, it's time to buy a pack of Trojans and go to the nightclub.

Show this fucker you mean business

>>36979411
Ascend Anon.

Make Chad proud.

And then ascend beyond this godforsaken shithole of a board.

>>36978615
Underrated kek
Ohjkn

This guy is literally your own Tyler Durden, good luck anon.

>>36978574

>Chad was trying to piss you off all along so that you'd be mad enough to improve yourself

Not a bad guy. Don't take shit from him though.

>>36979411
he sounds pretty cool. the beginning texts were just bantz lad

>>36979931
this. alot of people would respond differently to "dont ever talk to me that way again"

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>>36978298

Holy shit I am fucking dying

is this what offends betas? seems just like banter to me. he's obviously not wrong.

>>36978298
revenge of the betas

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OP you need to hit the gym and put this fucker down. Step your game up to fucking top shit level.
This is your life defining moment.

>>36978574
All these (you)'s for a nigga talking to himself.

>>36978498

Tell him if he disrespects you like that again you'll smash his fucking face into the concrete and use his toothless mouth as a cunt

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>idiots still believe in the alpha/beta nonsense
>not realizing your genes determine your personality and your entire destiny

how you look determines how people treat you. if you look beta then you're a beta and you never had a choice in the matter