Someone tossed this old tv out, so I grabbed it and took it home.
I've had it on like this for 2 weeks now hoping that the girl from The Ring would come out so I wouldn't be so lonely.
No luck so far. Any suggestions?
>>36976904
Try sticking your dick in the coax port. It should fit perfectly.
>>36976977
I'm not ready for a sexual relationship yet.
Take it out to a secluded area and use it as a shooting target. I bet it would be very satisfying to shoot a tv like that.
>not keeping on the static 24/7
become one with electricity
>>36977115
All I have is a SKS with no ammo though.
>>36977157
But It has been on 24/7 though ever since I got it.
>>36976904
I haven't watched The Ring but isn't that the one with the spooky haunted VHS? That isn't one of those sick tvs with the built-in VCR so you'll need an external one
>>36977213
>but it has been on 24/7
keep it going, son
>>36977349
I wonder how long it would take to die if I just left it on indefinitely.
>>36976904
Play SSBM on it.