my birthday is coming up and I have no real plans for myself
what did you guys do during your last birthday
Literally nothing. Same drab, time-passing tasks as every other day
same thing I do in the last 6 years
Tell my mom im going with friends
spend the whole afternoon walking around the mall and eat junk food
buy myself some gifts
wait until midnight and go back home
tell my mom my friends gave me these gifts
she gave me some money and makes my favourite meal
spend the night on internet
check facebook every 4 hours to see if any message came
also my phone
nothing, like usual
thank god is only once a year
>hide notification to other people that it's your birthday on facebook
Any other failed normies know this feel?
>>36974254
Recovered from moderate illness after a week of heavy drinking that I used to mask my existential pain.
Hospitalized, cluster migraines and high as balls on amazing pain meds. Pretty good birthday overall.
>>36975106
I simply set it to Christmas. Nobody ever says shit.
>>36974254
I ate a lot of pizza and drank some beer. Then I fapped for two hours.
Grandma fed me cake then I went home and played vidya
I'm 21
I've honestly never given it that much thought because I spend all my birthdays in similar ways but typing it out, it sounds pathetic