Underworld is the classic /R9K/ movie.

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>>36972730
btw, hooking up with rich perverted women is the next best thing to NEETbux if you're up for following orders. Sure, you work more than a NEET but you live in luxury, and it's better than cuck marriage because there's no illusions about who's in charge (her).

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I've been working as a houseboy for a posh British lady and it's going great, though only if you like pegging. Upper class English women can't get enough of that.

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Gets a bit tough when she has those fetish parties though and she lets her guests use me, some of them are pretty rough.

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My favourite chores probably involve cleaning her latex fetishwear and toys.

You are not entirely wrong.

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Best fetish of hers? Probably the whole remote control vibrator thing. We put matching ones in our asses and she has the remote, it keeps us on edge all day.

I've never seen any of the underworld movies and looking at the RT scores I don't feel like I'm missing out much.

>>36973647
The first one is good. The rest are just rehashes of the first one.

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>>36973647
Beckinsale is pretty much the only reason to watch them. But she's a pretty good reason.

>>36973647
I haven't watched it, but now that I've seen this thread I probably will. I like vampire movies from the 2000s, like daybreakers and the blade series. They may not have the best rt scores, but they are /comfy/.

what is your opinion of the last movie / chapter that has been released ?

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Kate's accent is very comfy too, sets off all sorts of ASMR.

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>>36974268
Seems like a decent end for Kate's character but they kind of turn the vampires into magic elves in a castle with a magic lake.

>>36974318
yeah she keeps evolving . that magic thing was weird indeed.

>>36974435
After the second one i stopped watching, the idea of the Coven being destroyed bit by bit depressed me, thousand of years destroyed in weeks