Caught

>Be me, 14
>Move from rural area with 2 channels on TV to city with satellite with on-demand
>Get free trial of HBO, Cinemax, Starz
>Find them On-Demand
>Find the porn
>I've never beheld such wonders before
>Start jerking off whenever parents leave
>Always stealthy, wait until car is gone, listen for car returning
>Always masturbate nude on couch because only one TV
>one day I'm really close to finishing
>Hear car
>Turbomodeengaged.gif
>The thought of getting caught turns me on
>Blow load into pre-placed tissue wad
>Hear door opening
>Turn off the TV
>Still naked, dick is greasy with rose scented lotion, semen, and shame
>Move to pull up pants like the Flash
>Pants got stuck under couch leg due to excessive masturbation
>Parents enter house and see my Shiny 5 inch tower of power
>'Have pants pulled halfway up
.>They ask what I was doing
>"N-nothing. Just scratching my balls..."
>They go to the kitchen and we never speak of it again

>be 13
>Sister and me share laptop
>the weekend
>mom reading in next room
>sister sleep
>jacking off to queef videos on eroprofile
>hear foot steps behind me
>afraid to turn around
>turn around
>see mom with distraught look on her face
>"Anon wtf is that on the computer"
>I-its nothing mom
>awkward for the next few weeks until I tell her that masturbation is normal

I knew when I got a bit older to lock the door and go to the basement

>>36971425
>"Anon wtf is that on the computer"
What did she see?

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>borrow brother's tablet
>two tabs of granny porn left open
>end up fapping to it

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I very nearly got caught by my mom looking at loli doujins on her laptop but I was able to keep it away from her.

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>>36970645

I never got caught, but my sister did get caught after I introduced her to shota

>Be me, 19
>Sister is a highschool senior
>We were pretty close back then and watched anime sometimes and talk
>One day we were watching black butler and she said she thought ciel was cute
>After we talked about it turns out she was kinda into shota
>We were open about sexuality because we weren't attracted to each other so it wasn't awkward
>She thought it was a bad thing to fantasize about shota but I told her it's fine as long as she doesn't actually do anything in real life
>Mention R34 and doujins to her
>5 days after mom catches her going at shota
>She didn't really care that she watched porn, but she did care what porn
>Mom cries because she thinks her daughter's a pedo but she tries to explain and so do I
>Dad gets convinced that it's pretty harmless but mom forbids her from watching shota again
>Moved out so I don't really know what's going on
>tfw I had to debate my parents about the morality of shota manga to cover up for my sister

>>36973253
>Dad gets convinced that it's pretty harmless
What did you tell him?

>>36973518
Unlike my mom, he's a ration person. I pointed out that it's a victimless crime and nobody gets hurt, so he understood and said it's okay to fantasize about these things.

>>36973896
>victimless crime
But it's not even a crime.

>>36974061

I agree, but laws in some countries like Canada, Australia and the UK state that loli and shota is a punishable offense and people have already been arrested for it. I live where it is legal (technically) but obviously it is a taboo topic.

when I was 10, my best friend discovered porn and she decided to show me. We ended up having some weird emailing thing going on where we'd find lesbian porn and then email each other the links.
My account was still logged in on the family computer, and so one day when I got back from school my mum was sat there with it open, and asked me what the fuck I thought I was doing.
My friend and I are both straight girls and still mates ten years on.
My mother still thinks I'm a lesbian though

>weeb gf walks in on me fapping to r34
>mounts me

>read (smut) fanfics on Kindle basically constantly
>get to particularly steamy part and decide not to keep reading because sister's around so it's kinda weird
>go downstairs to get a drink
>come back to sister reading on my Kindle with huge shiteating grin on her face
>fuck fuck fuck
>"So, that's the kinda stuff you get off to huh anon"
>blushing profusely, stutter something about her keeping her hands off my stuff and go up to my room to calm down
And that's how my sister learnt of my Elsanna fangirling.

>be horny teen, possibly pre-teen? it was a long time ago
>ask mom to take me to stationary store
>get some tracing paper
>later
>print off clothed images of evangelion characters
>trace them but naked
>still not really clear on the whole "what a vagine looks like" at this point so it's sort of messed up but whatever
>even later
>mom comes into my room to collect laundries
>I, a fool, left the hentai traces in plain view
>get blown the fuck out for about half an hour with ranting about how women aren't objects (lol), porn will corrupt you, etc..
>shame.jpg for like two weeks, conversations were awkward

Also one time I found a porn mag in the local park (thanks porn fairy) and decided to take it to school to show my friends, she looked in my bag to see if I forgot to give her the school newsletter from the previous night and found it. Yet more yelling and stuff but luckily this was right before school so she had to let me go after a few minutes.

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>>36975643
>I, a fool, left the hentai traces in plain view
tsk tsk tsk

>>36970645
>watch sfm porn of Elsa and Anna from Frozen doing lez shit
>end up watching some futa stuff also
>friend uses my computer next day
>I forgot to delete history and he sees it
>"haha dude Frozen porn"
Luckily he didn't realize there was futa so it could have gone much worse

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>>36976429
Well, at least you have good taste anon

>>36970645
this may be your only chance anons
>>>/bant/404296

OC

>be young like in 4th or 5th grade
>mom brought home a computer from work
>i found a image of a naked girl on it
>there use to be a program like goose play with the pixels
>i use to make her boobs big

>father makes wine he brought external hard drive we have to work
>the hard drive has my 4chan folder on it
>father found the fapping images i saved
>when he came home he said he almost got fired/ in trouble
>i told you not to go on the new folder~ o i didn't hear you

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>be 16 (at the time)
>parents are divorced and i travel between houses
>forget my smartphone at mom's house when i stay at my dad's house
>she looks through my history
>including the many hardcore BDSM porn
She said at least she knew i was straight

>>36976769
gib more details on her reaction and what she told you

never caught wanking or watching porn but had something worse happen

>be me
>14
>love jacking off but too lazy to go to the bathroom to flush tissues afterwards
>have this bedside table thing next to my bed with a drawer attached
>start putting the used tissues in there
>can smell the cum
>found an old metal harry potter pencil case that i never used
>start putting used tissues in there and leaving it in the drawer next to my bed
>in 2 weeks the pencilcase is completely full of jizz tissues
>leave it there for a few weeks and start throwing tissues down toilet instead
>mum starts noticing the smell in my room
>finds the pencilcase when im gone
>one day she tells me i need to "clean my drawer"
>open the pencilcase
>the fucking smell holy shit
>all the tissues have gone all weird and yellow, all stuck together
>looks like theyre covered in something that looks like cobwebs

if you dont believe me get a small airtight metal box and put jizz tissues in there then leave it for a month and go back to look at it

>Be 15
>Discovered rule34 in a life changing way
>Browsed hours and hours of it.
>Top searches included Lara Croft, Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell and Mrs. Incredible.
>Stepsister decides to get on my computer to play neopets.
>Discovers browsing history.
>Calls my other sister and brother to come to the computer to look at all the dumb cartoons I fap too.
>Am embarassed so I go upstairs and watch The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and act like I didnt care.
>I cared a lot.
>Hear them laughing their asses off through the floor.
>They decided my googling of "American dragon Jake Long porn" was the funniest thing and stopped there.
>Step sister made it a habit to go onto my computer every couple months to laugh at the kind of porn I looked at.
>She stopped when she found a picture of a demon horse fucking an anime girl(?) adventurer deep in her ass.
>She deleted the picture and said I was a fucking freak.
>Havent been able to find that picture since.
>A decade has passed and I still get a bit horny at the thought of her knowing what kind of porn I liked.

Am fucked

>>36977270
>She deleted the picture and said I was a fucking freak.
Was she angry?

>>36977475
I'd say she was mostly embarassed for me.

>>36971225

baka i had the same response when my aunt caught me spanking it

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>>36977270
>american dragon Jake Long porn

but the cartoon was shit. Your taste is shit and you should feel shit. were there even any hot female characters at all on the cartoon?????

>>36977624
I really liked the blonde and I wanted to see her taking dragon dicks.

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>>36977624
>Ignoring the Asian MILF that was Jake's mom

I'm sure someone has the JAB comic about her

>>36970645
Never actually got caught fapping/watching anything, but parents found one of my old drawings
>14/15ish
>getting into that kinky shit (kinky at the time, I've moved on to better things)
>drew a doodle of a girl getting filmed while choking and riding a dildo, full ahegao, all complete with thigh high socks
>masterpiece.jpg
>didn't have a phone at time, so I used my mom's phone to email it to myself, where I could color/outline it.
>delete it from camera roll, delete it from sent folder
>for some fucking reason, mom checked the "trash" folder, and found my work.
She was grossed out, and gave me a talk about "being more careful".
Could have been worse, I guess.

>using moms laptop in the living room
>on /hr/
>looking at really big images of vaginas
>ctrl tab too slow and she sees

well at least she knows im not gay

>>36974856
You know the drill tits or GTFO

Fuck being original

>>36970645
One time when i was 13 i pretended to be oblivious to porn and my mom decided to give me the talk and explain what all of it was, i asked her about Masturbation and she said it was normal and if i were going to do it to used a form of lube. I asked her to teach me how to properly jack off and she gave me a handjob with nivea face cream while watching lesbian porn