getting ur butthole licked by a girl feels good

what if you accidentally fart? i think i would fart or maybe some poopsweat would leak out

These idiots can't get a kiss, more less their ass eaten.

It is lovely though

It feels nice. They always tell me to shave beforehand or they wont do it which is understandable, sometimes i ask them to help me trim the inner details i can't reach/see in the mirror

>>36968679
>tfw I will never find a qt willing to do this because I'm a sperg
I've just accepted that no matter how much I try to improve myself, I will never get to try 99% of my kinks

>>36968818
Well, how do you look, are you slender? If you aren't a fat fuck, groom properly and practice good hygiene you can post an ad on craiglist and find someone to satisfy your kink.

>>36968897
Yes, I am in shape but I'm pale and manlet. And I've tried craigslist but there's literally hundreds of men for every woman so I never get contacted.

>>36968966
Well...you can keep trying or plan B look around for a cuck and his slutty wife. That's what i did. Just make sure its cuck that whats to look and not some gay bisexual

>getting ur butthole licked by a girl feels good

only if you fart loudly while she's at it, otherwise it's a meh experience

>>36968679
Ah yes, it feels good. You know what feels even better? Knowing that after you've dumped her, she will kiss some loser faggot on the mouth with the same mouth that kissed my asshole.

>>36968705
>poopsweat would leak out
You mean pre-poop?

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>>36968679
getting it licked by a boy feels better OP

>>36968897
In theory, I'm not ugly since I any time I post face I get called normie and told to fuck off, but I'm definitely not attractive enough to be chosen on craigslist

>>36969043
Also I don't want to be watched by another man jerkin his gerkin while I'm trying to fuck his wife in the ass. That's a real boner kill

my ex would never let me do it