Chad Is our there filling up some 9/10 with his massive load

go out and fuck some slag at a club then

>>36967842
No I'm too autistic to do that

>>36967843
You won't be after a few drinks
That's the magic of alcohol
There will be SOMEONE there who will fuck you

>>36967844
I've tried that but I'm still highly inhibited even when I drink, I was beaten so much as a kid I'm really scared of everything and everyone

>>36967845
ok. Then literally get fucked off your head and realise it doesn't matter if you fuck up because literally nobody will remember
deep down you know you can do it anon you have to believe in yourself and clunge will come your way

>>36967840
you can be a chad if you want to. it is simply a matter of looking the part and having the mentality. Any guy can look hot if he has a nice body.

>>36967846
>gets piss drunk
>fucks abo

>>36967848
Finally a realist

>>36967840
Get a grip you pathetic loser. Go to the gym and lift, stop consuming your body weight in sugar.

>>36967850
No I like sugar but I'm not fat and I do push-ups every now and then

>>36967840
Go kill Chad. Problem solved.

>>36967852
Ur a Arab Chad probably u wouldn't understand Arabs get a wife for there birthday don't they

OP, are you actually interested in a normal sex life or do you just want a gf for companionship while still being able to jack off to retarded cartoon porn? That's the boat I'm in, though I wonder if I ended up getting a gf if I would start to develop an interest in regular sex. I can't see myself being entertained by that forever though. I'm spoiled by the internet and all the different fetishes, I can't see myself not wanting to cheat or at least continue beating off to dumb porn.

>>36967840
Go back to your containment board you utter failure

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>>36967845
1. Start lifting (even if it's body weight exercises at home)
2. Eliminate any dysfunctional relationships you have. If your parents/friends allowed you to be beaten, you need to cut them off. You deserve better anon.
3. NO FAP. I know it sucks horribly. It's such an easy solution to your problems. But you posted because you know it's not good for you long term. Get a fucking chastity cage if you have to.

4. Sort your career out. A man's self worth is determined by this. It is essential.

Good luck anon. Find the strength to prevail within yourself. It's up to you.

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>>36967840
THIS IS NOT POLITICS

>>>/B/

FAGGOT

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>>36967840
no i had sex 3 times in the last 5 days with 3 different girls, up ur game scrublord.

>>36967856
>all this just for a chance to get laid
Bud, for $200 you can fuck the hottest birch of your life

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>>36967845
>>36967856

>>36967840
I do both. Variety is the spice of life.

>>36967855
This is political, Chad is stealing bitches and bitches control the economy

>>36967840
Greg?

>>36967854
I'm too embarrassed to have a girlfriend

>>36967857
Wrong, women are pure politics

>>36967840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAOGQNK9G48

This ought to help you sort yourself out, OP.

>>36967840
>and I'm here whacking it off to tentical porn,

wtf