Fembot Thread: Body Comparison Edition

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This girl has a nice body, but do any girls ITT have nicer?

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i could never compete

She's skinnier, it's better in my opinion but it's nothing special desu. And everyone's different and likes different things so meh.

she has nicer boobs, mine grew in big for my smoll frame and fast so sagged. But overall I think I'm more shapely

>>36966567
Post udders

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She looks great but I'm happy with myself these days but I do need to start exercising again

I'm just skinny. My sister got all of my mom's boob genes. There wasn't any left when she started making me.

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I used to want this body. Till at a signing I saw her struggle to open a coke bottle.

>>36966751
>There wasn't any left when she started making me.

You breasts will grow larger when you are pregnant with my child

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>>36966772
opps wrong picture.

>>36966776
>tfw no tree gf to bully manlets and womanlets with

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Not very well.
I'm kind of a stick, and I'm not even smol enough to pull off the whole petite, fragile waifu look because I'm 5'11".

>>36966772
You don't struggle to open coke bottles? I'm so weak...

>>36966789
No thank you.

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>>36966821
fugg i had no idea long legs could ever turn me on this much

>>36966840
No but to be fair. I work out 5 days a week.

>>36966721
Already did but I'll see what I can do for ya

>>36966726
You look cute but what would your dad say if he knew you were whoring pics online like this?

>>36966751
How's your relationship with your sister?

>>36966821
Are you anorexic?

>>36966821
Do you have to stay inside when it gets windy?

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>>36966821
>5'11
>under 6'1
So close.

Tall girls are good at martial arts.

>>36966997
It's not like sleeping around. I'm a Virginia desu but Different people have different opinions of things and to me it's a fucking picture amongst millions online. Not noteworthy and I'm not ashamed of my body. Also lol I don't live my life for someone born in a different time with old fashioned views. But I can say he's looked at porn so he'd be a fucking hypocrite if he thinks that I as his daughter can't do anything sexual too

>>36966726
Do you have any from the back?

>>36966877
You're gross

>>36966997
She's a nice girl but sometimes it seems kind of fake. She's all around better at everything and I feel like she really knows it.

>>36967133
>But I can say he's looked at porn so he'd be a fucking hypocrite if he thinks that I as his daughter can't do anything sexual too

Fembot I....

He's your dad. It doesn't make him a hypocrite to consume porn yet not want his daughter to do porn.

Do you hate him?

>>36967173
>She's a nice girl but sometimes it seems kind of fake. She's all around better at everything and I feel like she really knows it.

I bet she isn't jealous of you.

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>>36966997
>Are you anorexic?
No, I really enjoy food, I've just always been thin for some reason. I've been accused of being anorexic and bulimic before.

>>36967068
kek

>>36967125
If I were 6'1"I would not be happy about it. I am already having difficulties finding a S U I T A B L E B F

>>36966427
:(
Goodmorning 4Chan, let's see wh-
Ah... Yes, well, compare you say?
...
Guess I'll hit the gym before work ;_;

>>36967213
You have really beautiful legs.

>>36967213
>S U I T A B L E B F
What are the requirements?

>>36967213
Answer me truthfully, S T I C C: are you biologically male?

>>36967210
I know she isn't jealous. That's what I was saying. She has everything and I just go to work and go home.

>>36967213
oh my god you are cute pls be my gf you are into girls, too, right?

>>36967225
Female gym users are a meme. Stop wasting your time and mine, cut out the middle man and eat less garbage.

>>36967225
>Guess I'll hit the gym before work ;_;

This is why men don't respect you.

>>36967244
Thanks Anon, I wouldn't mind if they were a bit thicker though to be honest.

>>36967248
Same height or taller than me, isn't super extroverted, has a good sense of humour, isn't a NEET, is able to tolerate how morbid and introverted I am, or at least shows a passing interest in my shit-tier hobbies.

>>36967249
I'm biologically female (female).
Do you really think I look male aha

>>36967263
I've never had a gf but I wouldn't rule it out :>

>>36967302
>am taller
>am introverted
>okay sense of humor i suppose
>not neet
>can tolerate it I think

What are your hobbies?

>>36967302
What are your shit tier hobbies?

>>36967213
I'm a 6 foot tall white guy who has his shit together, works for himself, and isn't a neckbeard. Wanna be my GF?

>>36967210
I haven't a close relationship l, but there's no issue. but I also don't see how he has any say in my body given I'm more than old enough to do what I want with it. That weird male insecurity and possessiveness

>>36967302
And what are you're "shit-tier" hobbies?

We ask if you are male because you seem too good to be true.

>>36967265
D:
Butpizzachocolatemuffins
And beer
I dunno guy, a lady with a six pack belly with a six pack in her hand ain't bad? Right?
I mean I'm no whale, but I ain't no op pic lol

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This is the love of my life please no bully, robo

>>36967338
>That weird male insecurity and possessiveness

Are you kidding?

Not wanting you to do porn is normal.

>>36967333
Oh look. Looks like Normie McChad, by some CRAZY stroke of luck, happens to be on r9k the exact moment as this girl.

Its almost as if... idk, he's LYING.

>>36967357
Is this Maro? Does she actually have a boyfriend?

I wish she paid attention to me.

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>>36966427
Do you have a map of the mirror placement in that room? I am quite confused.

>>36967279
What, no, I really wanna know now, what about working out makes men not respect me
This insight is invited

>>36967369
I mean, if she drops a throwaway email or other contact info I can easily prove all those things are true.

>>36967213
Ahhh my body looks a lot like yours and I'm 5'10

Ive been trying to gain weight recently but seeing you in cute clothing makes me feel like I shouldnt

>>36967359
But I'm not doing porn. It's a stupid picture done with all risks and whatever fully considered. I'm an adult. It's not up to him

>>36967378
its 2 pictures.

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>>36967378
Nevermind, OP, those are two different pictures. For a second there I was afraid a roastie had outsmarted me.

>>36967377
yes it is i'm actually going to meet her at a anime con next month.

>>36967354
Where you from, gym-fembot?

>>36967383
This. Give the wannabe normie a chance, honestly. You can meet some cool people on 4chan.

>>36967405
>>36967420
We are of the same mind, friend

>>36967426
Are you going to take her shopping and gently extort sex using money? If so then good luck but she's a succubus and she'll steal your soul and infect you with oneitis.

>>36967426
Is Maro into white guys?

Does she ever post here?

>>36967383
just post your pic here, nigga

>>36967354
Hmmm. Having a qt gf to share beers with is probably a huge plus for anyone.

But going to the gym to burn off muffin calories is fucking backwards. And stupid bitches taking up the squat rack is just annoying.

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>>36967148
Sure I do. I await robot abuse. I'm working with a friend right now and it involves a lot of sitting waiting tonight. Come at me

>>36967452
well the thing is i haven't told her that im going to be there so it will be a surprise,

>>36967455
i will ask her

>>36967492
Do you want to be abused and beat by your bf?
Let me do that you insane whore.

>>36967492
You have a really nice thicc hipped body. How young are you?

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>>36967319
>>36967321
Well I have normal ones like reading, singing, sculpting etc., but I'm a net addict and an information junkie so I spend unholy amounts of time at my computer just absorbing useless pieces of information. I'm really fascinated by the darker side of our reality that never gets talked about, so I'm obsessed with death and disease, spend a lot of time on /x/ and places like /r/morbidreality (I know leddit. I discovered this board last year and realised reddit wasn't actually all that bad if you want to the right boards).
It probably doesn't sound that bad but I get really angry when my browsing is interrupted and fly into rages if I feel like I'm having my time stolen from me when I could be researching shit like... pic related. It's a legit problem I'm not addressing. I'm also get toxic really fast in video games if I feel like my teammates aren't pulling their weight. I shouldn't have actually said shit-tier hobbies, I meant that I am shit-tier IN my hobbies.

>>36967333
When I said isn't a NEET though, I didn't mean necessarily has their shit entirely together, I sure as hell don't, just at least has some semblance of a plan for the immediate future. When I was a NEET I drained the energy out of everybody around me, I don't want to be subjected to that or subject anybody to that.

>>36967352
>too good to be true
But you've only seen my clothed body so far Anon, you don't know anything about me yet. I could have a fucked up and face and be a real fucking bitch irl.

>>36967302
>Do you really think I look male aha
I think you look qt, but I'm paranoid. You can't even tell anymore these days.

>shit-tier hobbies.
Alright then Stacy, lets here it. What are your normie hobbies?

>>36967492
Would pull your hair and smack your ass until it was bright red/10

>>36966821
Holy fuck you're beautiful.

>tfw 5 inches shorter than female

>>36967526
Having my shit together is a sign that my life is in order, at least one aspect of my life. It doesn't necessarily mean a person is a "suitable boyfriend" but it certainly is a step in the right direction.

I don't mind if you're NEET at all. What matters to me is if you have a feminine/submissive nature, and if you're fun to be around. We can only figure out if we have chemistry if we chat.

>>36967514
No I don't even want a bf but especially not a woman hating virgin
>>36967521
I'm not young

>>36967574
>5'6"
get lost chang, it isn't happening

>>36967539
I'm a net addict and have actually deformed my neck as a result of computer overusage. Like, my spine is curved at the neck now, and it's permanent. I have a problem.

>>36967492
>I await robot abuse.
Your wallpaper is nauseating. You have troll feet and your bust/hip ratio is way off, it's guaranteed you'll be fat in 2 years time, would not wife.

>>36967590
>I'm not young

How old?

>woman hating virgin

What sort of bf would you like?

>>36967526
do you browse /r/watchpeopledie and /r/gore too?
I'm a frequent poster in those subs

>>36967613
My bust hip rTio. bruh I'm 30ff. I have good proportions. Not my wallpaper though and if I was to be fat it would have happened years ago with my teen metabolism going

>>36967526
>I could have a fucked up face and be a bitch
That's true. You could be. I was merely pointing out that physically speaking, you're my type.

If you didn't get so upset about being interrupted, there isn't anything wrong with your hobbies.

>>36967584
>What matters to me is if you have a feminine/submissive nature
I don't think you'd like me at all then. I'm feminine but I'm not submissive at all. Play an online FPS with me and you'll see me turn nasty pretty fast if I feel like you aren't getting good picks. It's not a side of me I like at all.

Still though you sound like you have your life sorted, and drive is very attractive in a person. You're probably a great catch, I don't know why somebody like you would looking for gfs online.

>>36967617
Y E S

>>36967615
Woman liking. Easy going, doesn't post here desu but then I met my best male friend here so dunno.. I just can't stand they Stacey Chad thing attitude

>>36967472
I see - well I love tasty food, but I'll keep to the treadmill mostly anyway, since gains aren't on my menu

>>36967438
Seattle. It's a nice place.

>>36967674
Roastie leaves please

>>36967658
>there isn't anything wrong with your hobbies
There isn't, but I don't behave like a rational, normal human when doing them. There's a fairly known video of me on Youtube that somebody recorded of me in a game after I want full tilt and began bitching my entire team out of teamchat and I sound like a fucking lunatic. I had to change pay to change my BNet tag after lel
I don't understand why I'm like this because irl I'm really chill and zen, but put in from of a computer and a keyboard on a game and I go berserk if things aren't going me way.

>>36967674
Annastasia be gone

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>>36967605
> my spine is curved at the neck now, and it's permanent. I have a problem.
I'm sorry to hear that. Unfortunately Stacy, that's a dealbreaker for me. I'm off to complain in another thread about how I can't get a girlfriend.

>>36967683
What if he posts here but doesn't hate women?
>>36967674
I don't think that doesn't make you not submissive, what indicates your level of submission is what you enjoy in the bedroom.

>I don't know why somebody like you would looking for gfs online.

Probably because this nigger is only really "normal" in terms of outward appearance and status, i.e. decent job, in shape etc.

Doesn't mean he'll more readily relate to normies than to 4channers. Give him a chance.

>>36967526
>I could be a bitch
I would just assume that but that deosnt matter that can be fixed.

>>36967756
Like I said everyone's different but you can understand with the shit I've had from here and even when I've tried to get to know guys here they invariably turn into assholes and it's just not worth sifting through the shit. I mean I definitely don't really believe in getting to know people online..Even being socially retarded I'd rather meet someone and develop a relationship the normal way. If they posted here it obviously wouldn't put me off or anything

>posting your naked body on 4chan
Why would anyone think this is a good idea

>>36967726
Don't beat yourself up too much. It's not an uncommon personality trait. I had a roommate who was like you. Fairly mild-mannered, but starts screaming and cursing whenever he was playing DOTA 2.

>>36966726
Your nipples look like a crop circle in a field

>>36967726
Do you behave similarly whenever you play non-video games?

>>36967647
>I have good proportions
You're pear shaped.

>if I was to be fat it would have happened years ago
The slow process has already begun. It's all downhill from here.

>>36967824
I have nothing to fear. Even being doxed amounted to nothing but who said it's really me

>>36966821
>>36967213

are you people idiots? this is a boy.

I'm only a little bit heavier
:(
Any robots want a chubby qt who's really awkward?
Pls

>>36967905
still would
origge

>>36967838
It was cold. Nipples can get bumpy like anything
>>36967887
Im not. And I do exercise enough for what I eat. But everyone goes somewhat downhill in their twenties I'm hardly going to lose sleep over it Meh try harder

>>36967492

post spread ass please

>>36967879
Not at all. It's usually competitive FPS like Overwatch. I'm usually a master rank player in comp but first season I made top 500 in Europe. I take competitive play really seriously and get angry very quickly when I feel like people aren't taking it as seriously as I am.

>>36967905
>>36967947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gv4fhPQC4

>How does your body compare to hers
Smaller boobs, flatter butt, and I'm not brown.

>>36967931
You don't exist
originallopi

>>36967967
Life is boring again desu but I lurked in other threads like I've always done. Visiting 4chan is just something we do

>>36967674
That doesn't sound very feminine, no. With that said, I don't really care if you're a nasty bitch while playing video games, or if you're a cunt to other people. I'd just want you to be submissive to me in bed and in general not be a turd about me leading elsewhere. Basically I don't want you to be a feminazi, as long as that's not a problem then I could be interested.

I'm looking for gfs online because it's what I prefer. Picking up girls in person bores me - it's a lot easier to quickly find what you're looking for on the internet.

>>36967982

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gv4fhPQC4

1000000% a boy

>>36967812
>even when I've tried to get to know guys here they invariably turn into assholes and it's just not worth sifting through the shit.

How though?

>>36968049
It's not that hard to imagine. You do come here don't you?

>>36967982
Do you have friends to play with on Overwatch? Like a group or something.

>>36968073
How badly have they treated you in the past then?

>>36968049
She showed them her feminine penis

>>36967982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UCdQCncHrb

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>ITT orbiters find a new master to validate.
At least they won't reproduce. I mean i'm not going to either, but i can rest easy knowing these guys willingly relinquish their posterity card.

>>36968142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArJg0PUDXF

>>36967931
Depends if you just chubby , wich is really good or if you're a landwhale

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>>36968173
>talking to women is the same as following them around waiting for her to ask you out

Ffs come on, there's gotta be ONE good looking chick on /r9k/...

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>>36968142
fycking kekd

>>36968184
oh god you're stupid

>>36967982
Even if you're a boy , I fucking love your voice .

Can you do more vocaroo's ?

>>36968219

not a chance. if they were attractive they would have no reason to be on r9k.

>>36968219
Does there gotta be?
I mean there probably is, but will she post pics? Doubtful.

>>36968184
Not the guy you responded to, but can I hear your singing voice?

>>36967990
>not brown

sweet

>>36968258
>>36968266
oh come on, Stacys LOVE attention. even from faggots

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>>36967492

i've seen you before

>>36968292

perhaps but attention from a robot ain't worth much. why not fish for attention from a chadpond instead of a cesspool?

>>36967982
>competitive
>Overwatch
pick one

>>36968219
there would need to be girls in general on r9k to actually have a chance to see a good looking one

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>>36968320
Oh my god is that you, Ireland anon?

>>36967357
FUCK YOU ANON I HATE YOU. ITHOUGH ME AND HER HAD SOMETHINNG BUT IT SEEMS LIKE WE DIDNT AND IT WAS ALL A LIE. I CANT STAND SEEING POSTS ABOUT HER ON HERE PLEASE STOP DOING THIS.

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>>36968291
Yeah it's definitely my best feature.

>>36968184
what country is this accent?

>>36968370
Oh common , I'm sure you have at least 1 other redeeming quality

>>36968376

it's not an accent. she (he) is just trying really hard to sound cute, ends up sounding like an accent.

>>36968353
post more ffs

>>36968353
Not Ireland but close enough

>>36968394
Sure I have other things I don't hate about myself, but nothing that really stands out I guess.

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>>36967492
bby please make new threads ;-; I miss you

>>36968414
Go try the archives. No need to completely shit up a thread

>>36968184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1arGwUInz5x

im so sorry im super shy o/////o

>>36968416
There's no way you live in the UK with THAT wallpaper, right?

>>36968426
Jesus she's beautiful.

Fembot is that really you?

>>36968212
>You have really beautiful legs.
>oh my god you are cute pls be my gf
>I'm a 6 foot tall white guy who has his shit together, works for himself, and isn't a neckbeard. Wanna be my GF?
Horrible attempt at damage control.

>>36968362
I LITERALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH SO MUCH. THIS HURTS ME SO MUCH. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.

>>36968444
Her voice is even more beautiful, she's made a vocaroo where she read out a poem and it was so amazing with her Scottish accent.

>>36968439
What. Of course I live in the uk

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Reminder that girls can't be lonely
see pic related

>>36968444
>>36968461
You guys.. That's very nice. But I'm a 4 on a good day with an annoying lisp and accent

>>36968476
How old are you and which part?

>>36968476
Want help redecorating your eyesore of a house?

>>36968476
Must be really surprising that people recognize you just from a picture of your behind.

It's been a whole year since that thread.

>>36968457
i hope this isn't serious because she loves to bait guys
but if it is i am so sorry that this happens to you bro
if you want we could talk give me your contacts please.

>>36968501
It's not my house. I've long since moved. But I don't choose the paper in someone else's room
>>36968501
Happens a lot desu

>>36968376
>>36968376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13dqCwAUpqx

>>36968476
Are you a virgin, britanon?

>>36968493
Probably older than you think and I don't very much like to disclose my current location when people stalk me from thread to thread. Not exaggerating or flattering myself but some guys are mental with what they can work out

>>36968553
Can you read out another poem for us?

http://vocaroo.com/

>>36968421
Like what ?

I mean not all qualities are physical

>>36968553
Only asking because I'm also an older britfag. Wondering how long you've been on 4chan.

>>36968566
Does vocaroo work on phones. I'm delivering food rn

>>36968444
Beautifull ?

For fuck sake she looks retarted

>>36968491
that's true

>>36966427
Can we fucking ban fembot threads please

Kys op you worthless fucking roastie

>>36968575
Ah right well I've been on 4chan a good 12/13 years sadly

>>36968581
Unfortunately not... damn that sucks ;-;

>>36968588
She looks cute-normal. Slim, pale smooth skin, blue eyes. with much room for improvement.
Retarted

>>36968491
Fuck off, if you're a 4 I'm subzero.

>>36968573
Right now I can honestly not think of anything. I'm pretty good at gymnastics/ballet?

>>36968598
When you hit the decade mark it's honestly depress desu. Speaking from experience.

I want to get to know you better. There aren't a whole lot of us left.

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>>36968457
>beta male gets cucked again episode 102

>>36968621
Being realistic. I'll allow for personal opinion. But I bet you're a cutie

>>36967213
Post feet

origy nigy

>>36968621
Oh see you got something

also

>Fuck off, if you're a 4 I'm subzero.
fucking kek'd

>>36966427
fuck off /soc/fag

saged originally

>>36966427
it doesnt

original antler

>>36968646
I don't know honestly. I'm not disgusting (usually) but as I said, nothing that really stands out. Smol tits, smol ass, stickthin. An anon once said I look like "I've only ever read about sleep in books"

>>36968672
It's something I guess.

>>36968553
Are you 25? oreganobertolli

>>36966427
no sure if saged the first time but gtfo

>tfw you will never find a femanon to be suicidal with and feed into eachothers insecurities til you do a double suicide because thats the only way you will both be together til the end because both of you know you're incredibly awful human beings, and will eventually fall out of love

Why even continue living

>>36968516
i'm serious.
here is a throw away email:

[email protected]

>>36968719
Yep
>>36968638
Indeed. I still feel a teenager on this shit but then I realise how ducking young the posters here are. A whole new generation, but I can't keep away. It's always been a sort of comfort, social contact.

>>36968771
>throwawaymail went down for me right after making this post.
this feels bad.

>>36968845
Even trowawaymail knows how much of a faggot you are

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j o i n c o m f y s e r v e r
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>>36968771
alright i contacted you dude

>>36968796
It's a cheap replacement for real social interaction. Trust me.

With that said. I'd like to chat to you more.

>>36968899
throwawaymail is being really fucky for me.

add me on discord: anon#1213

>>36968883
>ponyfags
I forgot you faggots existed.

>>36968964
oke added you, dudeo

>>36968426
>>36968353
>>36968320
>>36967492
>>36966726

h-holy shit, a-anon

Hey, why didn't this cute, modest fembot >>36966494 get any (you)s? I guess you guys don't actually care about a fembot's personality and just want them to show tits and ass.

>>36969076
>anime poster
probably a greasy neckbeard

>>36969076
But she didn't share anything about herself, personality or otherwise.

>>36969076
Because of faggots I think that anyone with an anime pic is a tranny or a trap

If any UK fembots wanna get in touch with an intellectual, fit slightly older robot in Bristol, email me at pr9501 at g mail

>>36967213
>>36966821
is your name may? Are you filipina?

Where is that BRISBANE guy? you know the one.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD YOU ROASTY CUUUUUUUNTS!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36968426
Who dis. Moar. Tfw no pale big titted depressed shut in

>>36969194
Wow, you're a pathetic loser. Go to /soc/ if you want to beg people to talk to you

>>36969468
https://faunnymphet.tumblr.com/archive here you go, enjoy senpai

>>36968426
UK fembot are you into anything lewd at all?

>>36969510
This girl would be so much happier if she were pregnant.

>>36969495
Wasn't begging, cunt. It's an open offer and obviously implies sex at some point once both sides are comfortable. I have plenty of people to talk to, this isn't about penpals you stupid shitstain.

>>36969532
Hell no. I dislike most children. The idea of being pregnant and struggling for money fucking terrifies me.

>>36969512
Define lewd. I have very little sexual confidence in spite of posting online

>>36969576
I want to impregnate you and take responsibility.

>>36969576
Get with a rich guy like me then
>>36969194

Why are women wasting time complaining about poor clingy faggots when they won't get with a rich dude like me who has everything?

>>36969687
I don't want a rich guy. I want someone I genuinely like to muddle along happily with. Pets, no kids. Houseboat. both working simple jobs. Not fully reliant on someone for every little thing. Besides rich guys get the hot girls

>>36969719
>Pets, no kids

You will die alone surrounded by all your cats. No man will have you if you won't provide him children.

>>36969510
Tfw no ageplay gf to daddy

>>36969749
You realise that's not true. I know dudes who are infertile, I know ones who fucking hate children too. It's not set in stone but I can't see myself ever providing the well off upbringing I had. I would never have a kid unless we were well off

>>36969603
Same as the rest of us I guess. Messed up sexuality because of a lifetime spent online. Into some pretty weird fetishes and fantasies.

>>36969687
you sound like Elliot Rodgers minus the gorgeousness

>>36969749
Not her but I'd rather die alone with cats than have fucking kids.

>>36969818
I like ddlg and stuff which seems messed up to many but sort of in a more loving cared for way rather than someone being "Dom" aggressively fucking me while I call him daddy etc. No actual daddy issues to speak of tho

>>36969872
Cats are bros. I have 3 sphinxes and they are darling Angels. I have never felt this way about someone's disgusting snotty toddler. But maybe I'd like my own. I think that's how it works but I'm not going to risk it

>>36969884
Then why aren't we chatting over discord?

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>>36969872
we're in the same boat I guess

>>36969749
This. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or feel sorry for her or to just feign shock. Maybe a mix of all 3.
>>36969857
>Minus the effeminate and beta insecurity
My looks are very masculine, not weak and chingchong.
And why shouldn't I flaunt money if I have it?

>>36969911
>>36969926
I just have a doggo but he's a total qt.

>>36969872
Good goy! Very wise move

>>36969970
>have kids with me, else the Jews win!
You convinced me anon

desu this is the only good femanon thread we've had in ages. ily nudesanon

FUCK OFF /SOC/ TRASH

>>36969884
Have you had other men inside of you before?

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>>36969962
Then what are you waiting for? go get a cat NOW

>>36969884
How do you feel about casual sex relationships femanon?

>>36969962
I haven't had a doggo for years. I get a sort of yearning whenever I see cute ones out walks. Not sure how the lads would react to an intruder in their home though sadly

Any femanon in Texas who wants a bf to cuddle and listen to /mu/core trash with?

this never works but i don't care, i just want someone i can love

>>36970021
>femanon threads are only good if tits are posted
I mean I'm a dyke so I can't blame you but it's fun just talking too.

>>36970063
I should but my dog would probably flip his shit.

>>36970092
I feel I don't want sex with strangers. Not by any moral thing, I think girls can do whatever. But I'm shy and socially retarded. I could not do that with someone who didn't genuinely like me and I didn't feel secure with

>>36970127
I don't really see the appeal. It's mostly just girls complaining about nobf and guys offering to be a bf, without getting replies sometimes traps and probably a lot of catfishing too

>>36970127
cat and doggo can be friendo

>>36970140
>shy
>posts face
>posts bare ass

>>36970140
I understand but what if the guy was a friend?

>>36970229
Lol pictures online is not the same as meeting people irl. I'm rather comfortable online. Shit doesn't matter

>>36970290
Then I'd rather keep it that way. Got to be a distinction in things like that. If I'm friends with a guy it's because we don't want to date, and that's enough reason to not fuck imo

>>36970306
What if someone in your area recognises you?

>>36970306
I can second this
Posted/sent dick tonnes of times online, along with face, but still really shy around women irl

>>36970339
It's happened. I probably have more people who'd recognise me than a lot of people. A picture ended up in a group chat with my neighbour and his friends. Literally no one gave a fuck Nothing's ever come of it. Except he seems to want to fuck now

>>36970225
When they say they want a bf, they mean not just anyone I suppose. But they are probably pseudo-roasties anyway.

>>36970229
>cat and doggo can be friendo
Yeah but my doggo is all "death before dishonor" about cats.

>>36970306
I would say socially retarded but definitely not shy.

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>>36967302

>Same height or taller than me

See this manlets, even 1/10 mentally ill 4chan roasties refuse to date gross under 6' men. NONE, absolutely NONE, of your other physical or non-physical features matter AT ALL. Fucking manlets, when will they learn.

>>36970417
Well to be fair she said taller than her, which is consistent with most girls I suppose - she just happens to be crazy tall herself.

>>36970374
That's probably the single best outcome. Some people can be very persistent over things smaller than that.

So hey what's your social security number

>>36970306
Are you into black men, pale fembot?

>>36970383
>not just anyone
I mean, I get the idea, but the whole point of the >tfw no gf meme, at least on this board, is that you can't get a gf by any means. It's sort of a cry for help. It's not
>tfw no 8/10 gf who shares my interests and has a similar sense of humour and personality to me
for a reason, but that's what most of the "girls" (also kinda doubtful, but that's a different discussion) on these fembot threads want (which you're almost guaranteed not to find on this board). This also goes against the whole "cry for help" idea and goes into "complaining about shit everyone goes through just for the sake of it" territory, which I find pretty annoying.
I have no clue why I wrote this much about such a stupid topic.

Sage Sage Sage Sage Sageerinno!

as a female I do not have to compete, that is for disposable males

opposite sex companionship and the opportunity to reproduce are a given for me

>>36970441

Shouldn't people who are unusual mitigate their standards or stop complaining about not having a partner. Like short men shouldn't expect beautiful normal perfect average height women, and tall women shouldn't expect handsome normal tall men?

I personally don't believe they should.

>>36970499
Yeah but realistically even for most guys you'll find preferences, most people wouldn't just take anyone at all even if they say so.

>>36970538
I think it's very normal for people to want what they can't have. I'd rather they don't complain if they're unable to lower their standards but most people are like that.

>>36967982
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gv4fhPQC4
Wow science has really figured out how to mimic a girl's voice. Technology today is fucking amazing.

>>36970402
Eh it's pretty similar. Everyone I know would say shy. My friends kinda baby me in that way. But somehow I got into the habit of a quick self esteem boost when I felt ugly and lonely. Internet is whatever
>>36970486
Yeah his friends are kinda asshole lad types. Young. That came from someone on b collating info id posted (silly things. I wasn't exactly stupid about everything) but you can't be too careful online. Yeah they found my Facebook and attached a nude to it for those exposed threads
>>36970490
Know what though. I have never really spoken to black dudes. I don't tend to socialise in general but I grew up in an all white area and idk. Even now they just haven't entered into my life. Work or college or anything

>>36970538
This. I fully believe that if you expect someone out of your league looks wise then you have to have something else to back you up. I have two friends. One is fucking beautiful, her boyfriend while not exactly ugly, is fat and short. a fucking nice and funny dude and she adores him. Looks are never a drawback for dating if you don't expect too much. And my other friend going out with a literal 2/10. He doesn't display amazing charm or personality to me but I imagine he respects and treats her well.
In short. Robots just tend to have poor personalities overall. Whether awkward or an asshole.. That is the problem. None of the dudes I've ever liked have been attractive but to me they were. That's what it is to like someone

>>36970605
obviously, but my point was that most of these threads are just women complaining about nothing and thirsty men
most of this board is people with low self esteem complaining about nothing and thirsty men now that I think about it
maybe I should go somewhere else

>>36970625
Haha wow that's lame as fuck, it's way more fun to keep it to yourself if you've found out about someone, as a little clandestine detail. It's also the reason why I don't like to post my appearance, but you can just find someone's facebook pretty easily anyway, if they have any form of online presence.

>>36970718
Yeah, but honestly I think we both know that you won't. You're here forever.

>>36969545
beggin, beggin youuuUuu (for sex not talking LOL)

>>36970807
f-fuck off I can leave any time I want

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>>36970920
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Apparently unoriginal

>>36970835
So? Better than being an orbiter like you. Women are literally just vaginas with voices and opinions anyway. If I was begging it's because I don't get time because of work to really socialise.

>>36970999
It's cos I don't want to. I like it here. I haven't got a shitposting addiction

>>36971101
Y-yeah totally. I can stop if I want to. At anytime. I just choose not to.

>>36971025
Then why are you here? Too uggo to be on /soc/?

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She actually has a full, natural looking smile and a healthy body with parts that you can grab on to. I can't even compete.

I can't keep on any weight and have visible lower rips and hip bones, I'm at that point of pale where I'll never fix it because sustained sun exposure makes me feel horrific. I keep my hair short but bedhead has permanently forced it to look messy.

You know that saying where if you make a face it'll get stuck like that? That's my face. I haven't grinned in years and now everyone who sees me thinks I'm suicidal or pissed.

>Saw someone who I went to high school with and she briefly told me how no one wanted to get near me because I had and still have, "dead eyes."
>Last time I went to a liquor store at night, like usual, I overheard the cashier call me a ghoul as I walked out.

At least I don't have fucking pepperoni nips.

>>36969545
Actually unironically worst post ITT

>>36971193
No, but you do have a shitty personality where you have to grasp at straws to give yourself brownie points.

Puffy nipples are cute, don't be a jerk.

>>36968142
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UCdQCncHrb
keke that was hilarious

>>36971167
Exactly, this anon knows what I'm talking about

>>36971193
I look like a bit of a ghost myself. Seriously you don't sound that bad at all.

>>36971277
This. No one really minds pale. It's one thing I get compliments on desu

I really want a GF with >>36966726 this anons figure, but I'm painfully shy and a plain boresome man..

>>36971193
Lel, a nun at my school used to x I have "witches eyes" and did that warding-off-the-devil handsign whenever I stared at her. Once I got a nosebleed in class and she looked so horrified

>>36971367
used to say* obviously.

>>36968540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a4446K6K8L

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>>36971193
Dead eyes can be charming, so long as it's not because of years of prolonged meth use. I have the opposite problem, everyone tells me I'm too easy to read.

>>36971342
Eh bro. It's a normal figure. I'm no supermodel. I have sag and stretch marks. I don't see looks as a problem ever personally

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>>36971277
>>36971313
Well it's that mixed with a default expression that looks between angry and depressed and hollow eyes. You'd be shocked to learn that those aren't necessarily pluses in the looks department.

>>36971487
Are there people who actually like that? I think it's just predominant exposure to anime goth girls that make peopel think they'd like it.

>>36971548
Oh, but I still like how you look ;_;
Very much so.

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>>36971604
Is it peeps posting time?

>>36966427
>female
>/r9k/
fuck off roasties

>>36971604
Hey if I post my eyes people ask me what my dad did to me. I feel ya

>>36971548
Normie here. This is false. Girl in the pic has a figure that's well above average. Not supermodel sure, but definitely above average.

>>36971604
You should try and soften it then. There are definitely men out there who like the look a little

>>36971758
It's me? I know my own body. It is that of a pastey skinny fat who lives on kfc

>>36971604
>>36971727

eye r8 thread here
>>36971057

>>36966821
Nothing wrong with being a lithe like an elf bitch. I'm so fat we'd look cartoonish together. would/10

FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST FUCKING NORMIES

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEE

>>36970625
You still around you stupid slutty big titted fembot?

>>36971801
>It's me?
desu this just reinforces my point. most women have body dysmorphia
>it is that of a pastey skinny fat who lives on kfc
doesn't matter what you eat, you've got good T&A

>>36971919
I'm working until 1am yes but shits dead

>>36971990
I'm overweight for my height. My boobs aren't perky. I'm not saying I'm repulsive but I'm more realistic. Men just seem to have lower standards

>>36972002
How about that there email then?

>tfw no ddlg fembot girlfriend

>>36972028
Truth is I'm bad at one on one online chat. Banal chitchat idk. I don't care for it

>>36972079
Actually I just decided to give your tumblr a read, you seem like you've got some serious issues. I don't even mean that in a bad way. Hope you get better fembot, we'd probably just end up enabling each other's self-destructive tendencies anyway.

Be mindful as to guys on tumblr trying to take advantage though.

>>36968491
>annoying accent

No such thing unless you're from north of the Potomac or west of the Mississippi. (which I see you aren't)

>>36972002
what kind of work?
origggg

Are there any wheelchair fembots in this thread?

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>>36968142

clyp.it/dtxfrlp2

>>36972128
Eh I dunno. Things are a lot better but I had a shitty patch for a while there. Just getting on
>>36972153
Well I just lost my actual job so I've picked up delivery driving in the mean time. It's generally decent money for a nights work but it's not reliable. I've just moved into a new unfurnished place so just struggling to get stuff for it.

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>>36972023
>I'm not attractive
>all men just have low standards
what did she mean by this

>>36972297
Ever considered getting a HGV licence?

>>36972297
>Things are a lot better but I had a shitty patch for a while there.

I'm guessing a bad ex?

The problem with these fetish scenes is that they're full of broken people, on both sides of the equation.

I say this as someone who loves ddlg fetishes. I recognize its fucked up on some level.

>>36972358
I just want to work outdoors desu. I'm not great at driving in general and I think that shit costs a lot to go through. But a job where I'm not walking on my own through rapey areas at night would be fab

>>36972390
It's not necessarily a fetish for me. I say ex but it was an insane likely fuckboy I wasted time on. It was complicated but as the first guy to ever show me romantic interest I was willing to put in a lot there.. But I've never had an actual relationship desu

>>36972468
> not necessarily a fetish for me.

What do you mean by this?

>But I've never had an actual relationship desu

For an older girl that's surprising.

>>36972490
>for an older girl that's surprising
Not her but what's "older" to you? I figure most people posting in this thread never had a relationship.

>>36972412
Living in a truck is technically outdoors.

>>36972490
I like the caring side of it somewhat more. I'm a little, ageplayers but it's not necessarily sexual. At least I've barely explored it in that sense
Also not really. I maintain relationships are hard for anyone who struggles with talking to people. Doesn't help I'm kinda ugly and from a small area. Had 40 people in my entire year at high school and I was the ugly girl. No one would think of dating me. That shit takes its tole on you even as an adult

>>36972637
>tole

Fear not, I'm here to tell you that it's actually spelled "toll".

post more nudes u fukkin slags

>>36972297
How did you fuck up your actual job?

I have a thing for delivery girls

>>36972666
Thanks. I knew that really. Silly. Like how I spent a week using where in place of were. But I fucking knew.. I read a lot so spelling is something I can at least do

>>36972704
Social retards don't do well in customer service but it's okay because I hated it. My real thing is gardener but it's proving hard to get back into

>>36972637
Sounds like you just want love from someone who is a bit paternal more than anything else.

>>36972748
Yeah people just aren't nice enough in general. I'm ill equipped for this world

>>36967420
>afraid she had outsmarted me.
she did, trashbag

>>36972728
I'd plow your garden

>>36967213

damn


ur 1 cute smol longo

>>36967302
>isn't super extroverted

why does this even matter. is it because it would make you feel insecure? cuz thats a shitty as fuck reason

>>36972784
I do agree but it is probably not a good idea to put yourself front and center on sites like tumblr, fembot. It might come back to bite you and the sort of people you're exposed to both here and there aren't usually good.

>>36967756
>What if he posts here but doesn't hate women?
Men that post on 4chan are generally a red flag for woman. Most woman wouldn't tolerate someone that closely bonds with such sexistic bastards.

>>36972990

not that guy but i just like 4chan girls tbqh

>>36968353
I like that book shelf. Tell me about it's contents.

>>36968426
Fuck off and post moar close up pics of you bookshelf.

>>36972937
Yeah I'm aware I've done stupid shit but I feel like it's too late for me. I'm archived to fuck. I'm on random foreign websites. It's just weirdly addictive

>>36973038

liking 4chan girls is a redflag for normal girls and even for most 4chan girls kek

>>36973075
>It's just weirdly addictive

Exhibitionism maybe?

>>36968485
>>36968485
this coupon is 50 percent sad and 50 percent cute

>>36973072
Can't that's my bedroom two years ago and I've not fully set out any of my books since. Many are still there. It's like Calvino, murakami, Nabokov. The usual classics. I think my favourite book is brideshead revisited

>>36973099
It's definitely a rush for low self esteem and having no one to talk to late at night. I don't feel it represents me much as a person.

>>36973142
>brideshead revisited

That's how I know you're a real British girl and not an immigrant.

>>36973142
>Can't
That's a pitty.

>The usual classics.
Well my definition of classics differs.

>>36973244
I'm not saying those are but its kinda a cross section of those "must read in lifetime lists" desu and then more obscure stuff from particularly loved authors of those. Then usual shit like game of thrones, Harry Potter, Lott. Some trashy popular lot. I'm not a snob about that. loads of folk and fairy tales too.
>>36973226
Wodehouse too

>>36973210
How do you feel about cum?

>>36973350
Lotr/lit

>>36967674>>36967982

>see me turn nasty pretty fast if I feel like you aren't getting good picks.

You sound like you might be the exact person that drove me away from OW

>>36973350
If you like murakami then you might like Borges. I don't mind murakami but my favorite novels of his are his most obviously magical realist ones, eg hard boiled wonderland (his best novel by a mile). Borges is more in that vein.

Agreed about genre fiction. Having to listen to /lit/ sneer at anything fantasy while unironically liking garbage like thao lin genuinely makes me angry.

>>36966726
disgusting nipples cut that shit of, fucking pepperonis

>>36966821
skinny bitchget some weight anorexic whore

>>36973554
post yours to compare?

>>36973571
found the triggered fatty

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>>36971913

This, fembots are bullshit

>>36973554
It was cold. If you saw some you'd know how nipples vary in the real world

>>36972637
What about fetishes like femdom and cuckolding?

>>36973350
>Wodehouse

My fembot. I loved Jeeves and Wooster growing up.

Familiar with Just William?

>>36966840
>No thank you.
I wan't offering you a choice

>it's another robots worship whores thread
I'm so glad that I made a fake r9k female persona. You guys are so ridiculously easy to take things from. Worthless cuckold faggots.

>>36971604
This is the girl from that Snapchat meme you retards

>>36974315
Sorry we're not up to speed with all the hip snapchat memes you fucking normalfag

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I-I'm to shy to show my entire face..

>>36966427
Compared to hers I'm pretty chubby, got a bigger ass

>>36974857
Can you post your fat ass

>>36966821
LITERAL PERFECTION

i am original

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>>36971445
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a4446K6K8L
ay ur voice has a nice timbre dude

no homo

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>>36974746
I wonder who that could possibly be?

>>36967213
>>36966821
I dont believe this is you. Post timestamp

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>>36966821
>>36967213
>>36967302
>>36967982
Hello are you still around because I am your match and we could be happy together