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>be NEET living with a controlling mother
>mom says I need to get a short haircut because it is the most durable and thus cheapest.
>I look like the protagonist from persona 5
> the haircuttres likes my current haircut and says she will cut the long side
>I am looking in the mirror and I see a cute coiffure laying on my head.
>get home and jacque off
>mom comes
>pissed the cute haircut I have because it is very expensive to go once in the two months for a haircut of 17euro
I want merely two things in life. A cute haircut and a boyfriend, not a wife. Why the fuck do women ruin everything for me? Every moment I live is agony.
Can I still sepuku myself, or is it unhonorable?
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>>36964645
Stop being gay. Stop masturbating and you'll be fine. Get the haircut your mom told you to get, the dude looks like a greasy kid who hasn't showered in a week.
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>>36964685
You can do whatever you want in the terms of hairstyle. Just make it short, I understand why you want long hair but your mom isn't going to stop. For your future, just do it and be the masculine side of the equation.
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>>36964685
>Stop being gay
No
>Stop masturbatting
Acceptable
>Get the haircut your mom told you to get.
How will I else get a dominating boyfriend, if I look like the dominating lesbian myself?
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>>36964716
my mother used to bug me about my long hair. she stopped after realizing that i wasn't going to cut it. by caving in and agreeing to get it cut, you're reinforcing her controlling behavior. you're allowing her to control you. just grow your hair however you want and ignore her nagging. when she sees that it isn't working, she'll stop.
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>>36964716
>and be the masculine side of your equation
I am not even very masculine at all in physique, dick or from the inside.
>I understand why you want long hair
My haircut,which infuriated her, isnt even that long.
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>>36964951
>however you want and ignore her nagging. when she sees that it isn't working, she'll stop.
Haha my sweet inmocent young padawan, she gets even more pissed at me. It feels like I am prometheus taunting the Olympian gods.
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>>36964645
>A cute haircut and a boyfriend, not a wife.
Let's hear those stats, weight / height / whatever you feel like mentioning.
What are you looking for?
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>>36965148
Of me?
64 kg 182cm
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>>36965174
>tfw shorter
I'm sorry, anon.
The dream is dead before it began, can't be your dominant bf.
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>>36965744
Yeah it can. We can make it fit. The dream isnt dead. IT ISNT DEAD I TELL YOU
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>>36966318
Then what are you looking for, anon?
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>>36966802
A dominant bf. And you?
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