Virgin Thread

>19 yo
>collegefag
>literally 1 friend but he hates me for leading him on
>socially retarded
>black grill
>fat
>kv

any hope for me bros?

I've always wanted to go to those american style colleges where you live in dorms and have parties and that.

But I would probably just end up like the robots eho go to college and don't talk to anyone but their roommates.

It would still be an experience though.

>>36962875
You're only twenty, don't focus on what Chads are doing because they're not absolute standards and it's okay to be the way you're in your age. Challenge yourself socially, leave your comfort zone and you'll have great Chad potential.

>>36962884
Just invade some spergy male space where there aren't any other (or only a few) girls. You'll be insanely popular there.

>>36963534
there's a comic book store near me. is that good?

>>36963668
I wouldn't know. But you might try that, or some board game club or something at your uni. The guys will fall over backwards for you. Most of them won't be good-looking though. Unless you catch some skinny nerd with good features and feed and groom him a bit to fit your tastes.

>>36963709
It's the summer so there's no option for uni. IDK what else do nerds and betas do? the comic book store has people playing that rpg magic the gathering so i know a lot of losers go there

>>36962875
Considering myself, I don't think you have much of a chance.

>19 yo
>first year uni
>friends with all my flatmates
>friends with lots of people from my course and the neighbouring courses
>not too awkward, fairly charming
>haven't been close to getting with a girl

Good luck anon; you'll fucking need it.

>>36962875
nope, have fun in the after life if there is one

>Blond hair, blue eyes, white boy
>6'4"
>Degree
>Good Job, held it for 3 years
I've done everything, and yet I'm still a dumb virgin.
Kill me, I've lost on easymode.

>>36962875

>Literally talks to noone

There's your problem right there mate

>>36963752
6'4 and cant get laid
>buddy

Level 27 wizard apprentice here.
You level ~20 guys need to get the fuck out. Literally.

>>36963744
Then just give it a try. You might also want to get an online orbiter or two in order to build up your confidence, just in case the guys in real life shouldn't show much interest.

>>36963752
Wow there really must be something wrong with you.

>>36962875
>>36962884
Join a club anons. You'll meet plenty

Level 28 wizard apprentice going to college reporting. Handholdless kissless Virgin and I have made no friends.

My grandma's basement is comfy though. How stereotypical of me, Its all true unfortunately.

>>36963744
Calling them losers is rude desu

>>36962884
>>36962875
College is not supposed to be good. Get a life first. Stop having the need to be social.
Talk to your parents. You have their entire support. I have a friend who is going blind due to a desease and has a gf and a sick tattoo on his chest of a tiger (we say it's a lion to fuck with him since he is going blind).
You are lacking an objective in your life.
A goal to aim to. Males go for an accomplishment since they are producers, Females are more fitting into a supporting role since they are reproducers.
So for example a female objective would be: I want to be hot and smart so my children will be more successful and a males objective would be: i want to be the best at x: so that i might be respected by me peers.
Get up
Clean your room
Get a peice of paper
Write down what you want.
Do it.

>>36963950
I want to have a life though anon. I want to have fun or at least just have spergy friends idec

I'm working on being more attractive but that doesn't solve social retardation

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>>36963916
Sorry, but you can't be a wizard until at least level 30. Don't worry, though, I'm sure you'll make it in your situation!

>>36964066
I'M A WIZARD APPRENTICE NIGGER.

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>find a boardgame club playing more complicated boargames on a dead forum
>guy writes me back after months
>check out their boardgame group on facebook
>they all look like normies
I just want to hang out with other wizards.

>>36963997
First get help.
Talk to your parents.
Really TALK in the way of exchanging ideas.
It's hard. for me its complicated but its getting there.
I'm speaking from a humble perspective.
So yea. Go talk to your parents and get help.
As sencirely as an anon can be to another.

>>36964107
>calls himself a wizard apprentice
>uses the word nigger

You know you don't actually get any powers besides being permanently undesirable to both women and men, right?

>20
>collegefag
>a small number of distant friends and even a smaller number of close friends
>fatty f
>recently met this attractive indian dude who I hang out with every 2 weeks or so (just friends)
>lie to him and say I've had flings with a few men before
>he says that doesn't seem like me
>have deep discussion where we talk about how we're both afraid of rejection and he told me how he's never been the first one to ask someone before


idk man. i have a raging rejection complex so even if my weight wasn't a problem for him, nothing will come out of it.

>>36964165
Not him, but you think we don't have that power already?

>>36964165
Fuck off, you'll never know about the true powers of a great and powerful wizard.

>>36964118
My parents are part of the problem unfortunately
However, I am trying therapy and medication if that's what you mean

>>36962884
Why are you leading a "friend" on and not having sex with him. A boyfriend is literally just a best guy friend you have sex with.

I fucked a morbidly obese negress like you a few times and I feel bad that she wanted to date and I would not gf her but you disgusting human beings are still fun to mate with and you can find a fat Mexican nerd who is willing to publicly say he's dating you.

>>36964205
Tell him to
>POO
>IN THE LOO

>>36964206
You know, I was going to write a response on how you're all society's failures, but in the slightest chance that a post I've made prevents you from improving your life doesn't make it worth it.

>>36964297
I'm aware that society has failed me.
Working on it, kinda. Self improvement project finishes at the age of 31 though, so I'll be a wizard either way.

>>36962884
If you've got an orbiter then you have a chance. Then again that goes for the majority of females even if they're 2/10. I recently cut mine off because I let him become deluded into thinking he was more important to me than he really was. Rule 1. of keeping orbiters in line is to never let them think he's your equal. Did you happen to apologise for leading him on?

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yall think you havin' it hard, watch this! CHIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
>23 y/o virgin
>ghost the few girls I've approached in my life because I pussy out due to my inexperience
>unemployed because graduated with useless degree
>live with mommy
>not enough money to move out
>it only gets worse the older you get

>

>>36962875
After how much time of not kissing, hugging and fucking do I become a khv again?

>>36964354
Yes, I apologized and we're trying to have a normal friendship. I actually think he's a good guy but he's friendzoned because he still has feelings for me.

I'm overweight but have a decent face.

>>36964324
No one gives a fuck if you're a virgin or not if you don't tell them. At 31, you'll just be another guy who's lack of luck hasn't landed him in a strong relationship yet.

>>36964402
Apologising to him is what makes him hate you. Saying sorry legitimised his anger and now he's got something you always want to avoid: leverage. Does he have any other friends besides you?

>talk to parents
>remember in grade 8 my parents beat the shit out of me when I cried all night when my oneitis ditched me for this guy

okay ill get on it

>19 y/o
>have loads of friends
>have some really good friends
>generally liked by people
>the girls I've liked already had guys in their life before I knew them
>didn't really like girls until earlier this year
>tfw I'm only NOW becoming a teenager

>>36964430
Yes. I'm just trying to get him to be my friend. I can find orbiters elsewhere.

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>>36962875
I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin and I go to med school. AMA.

>>36962875
>26 yo
>NEET
>shut in hikki
>sort of have a friend I rarely see
>autistic and psychotic
>fat and balding
Last time I talked to a girl was also years ago

>>36964572
Do you honestly think there's a good chance of that happening?

>>36964594
What's your reddit handle?

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>24 KV
>skinnyfat
>receding hairline
>live in parents' basement

I have a tinder date tomorrow night. Can any Chads tell me how to not fuck this one up? I get dates occasionally but 100% of the time I sperg out in the end and get a hug/handshake.

>>36964407
>No one gives a fuck if you're a virgin or not if you don't tell them.
I'm not a bit fan of lying. Although I can bend the truth I guess.
>At 31, you'll just be another guy who's lack of luck hasn't landed him in a strong relationship yet.
You will be if you ever get into a relationship, because lack of experience with relationships and sex aren't really easy to hide.

At least I'm not worried about being a quickshot due to all those years of death-grip.

>>36964782
You could ask general questions that generate long answers - get her talking about herself so you can relax and limit the chances of you sperging out from anxiety.

>>36964926
>general questions
I do this. I ask about the weather or politics but we always end up agreeing and then falling back into awkward silence. How do I stop this from happening? I'm terrible with conversation and I hate the feeling that I'm boring the girl

>>36964677
I think there's a decent chance. I'm not very positive. Why?

>>36964297
>Caring about society

Lmaoing @ Ur life

>>36965044
Kek, don't talk about the weather. It's like you're intentionally sabotaging yourself. Start off with general questions about her - education, career, family, then as the conversation goes on you can go deeper, ask about her dreams, what her ideal world would look like etc. Hell you could just google 'deep questions to ask on a date' and plan out the entire conversation that way. If she's any good at conversation herself, she'll return the question to you. If not, just answer the question on your own end.

>>36964906
The right girls won't find inexperience a deal-breaker, in fact they might even find it cute (at least that's what I keep telling myself...).

>>36962875
Ok so let's establish that everything sucks shit right now, fair call i've shat out 2 worthless degrees and somehow had sex with people but not much so just follow my drug-induced ramblings (or not).

You have time to change shit now even if you have no other advantages, sure chad and stacy have the advantage of successfully integrating into society as venerated people without any effort but you can start some /selfimprovement/ right fucking now.

Start with reading "the well cultured anonymous, shit's more red pilled than /pol/ could ever be and probably the best thing 4chan ever produced. Make no mistake thinking i'm successful because I mentioned having sex but i live with my parents, addicted to drugs (only destroying myself here, i can afford a coke habit still hate myself though) and work useless wagecuck shit at a supermarket.

I'm not in a good place right now at 26 but slowly trying to get my shit together. You might have a hard time with this shit now but if you can get it together before me at 26; you can say you're on the right path.

>>36965268
>google 'deep questions to ask on a date' and plan out the entire conversation that way
Hey, that's good advice

>>36965275
Those better not be "I had my fun, but now I'm ready to settly down (as I've hit 30)"-type.
Although I would enjoy the company of a bookish-type.

>>36965307
>but i live with my parents, addicted to drugs (only destroying myself here, i can afford a coke habit still hate myself though) and work useless wagecuck shit at a supermarket.
And we're supposed to follow your advice?

>>36963752
oh shit...

Orginalli lilaulau

>>36965417
>And we're supposed to follow your advice?

It's either him or "be yourself" from Brad and Chad

>>36965377
What I'm saying is that there's loads of 30 year olds that haven't found anyone yet, and some of these are women.

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>>36962875
>did porn
>still virgin
I want off of this ride

>>36965510
Who's Brad? Is he new?

>>36965861
bullshit, if not, link it up.