>"Just be yourself" - Chad https://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc

>>36962690
What's with the picture on the wall?

Looks like someone about to put their head up someones ars

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So...

Would you? Originally of course

>>36962690
>non self-aware autist makes a fool of himself in front of normalcattle
>they put it online, forever, for other normalcattle to laugh too

fuck this gay earth

>>36963384
That's what he gets for not knowing his place in the pecking order. Should have just kept his head down, trying to survive like any sensible autistic beta.

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Post the pictured of the girl hanging out with a bunch of Chads and kissing her 6'4 boyfriend

Incels never win

>>36963406
>>36963403
>>36963384
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>>36962725
He is unironically a chad or at least normie now. Someone post his instagram

>>36963406
Incels never win because they don't exist. They are volcels in denial.

>>36963427
Except he isn't fuck off, he did get an uggo gf tho as far as I know

>>36963432

Ummmm no sweetie I'm not making it up. There was a picture of him outside some club and he certainly looked at least normie

the awkward hug with her trying to dodge the kiss by moving her face to the side lmaoooooooooooo

>>36963403
He was only 13. Didn't we all believe we could be like Chad at that time? I didn't become a wizard until I was 20, and now I'm 28. I didn't realize I was fucked, truly fucked, until 25. Give the kid a break, he didn't know. Of course, the cruelest thing about all of this is that the normalcattle who helped him do this knew he would fail. You know what's funny? The guys is not an omega, since I would never have balls to do this. If he lost the fedora and glasses, and got a haircut, he'd be a decent beta.

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Garrett has a qt girlfriend now...

>tfw even beta men have life on easy mode

>>36963465
>Didn't we all believe we could be like Chad at that time?
No. But then again I was a very depressed child. Also you can only become a wizard when you hit 30 newfriend.

>>36963500
>newfriend

I'm an apprentice two years out. What difference does it make if I call myself an apprentice, or wizard?

>>36963462
So some neckbeard spends his days alone forever, never really trying anything, never really risking anything, but also never coming closer to what he wishes for so much that he convinced himself that he can't possibly have it ever. You may think that the source of the problem is found in society, just look at /pol/ and other boards that try to nurture this illusion that everybody is wrong but you, even though the odds are absolutely against that possibility. Women are cruel subhumans, jews are controlling the world and immigration is ruining your country. That may not solve any problems for you, but at least you can feel special and "redpilled". And that's the real problem right there. You guys have reached a point where you are not even trying to actually solve your problems, but instead invest all your time and effort into trying to feel good about it. 4chan is nothing but a huge circlejerk of failures convincing each other that YOU are the ones who are right and the rest are wrong, despite the obvious evidence of your own unhappiness. When you arrived at that point of alienation, then you are truly lost forever.

But what's the story to tell here? That you are all failures and buried yourselves into your own sorrow and made sure it's deep enough so nobody can save you? Because that is what a realistic, true to life depiction of that topic would give you. It would completely unveil that what you are living is a self-fulfilling prophecy. For some reason you ended up where you are now, but instead of getting out, you dug deeper and deeper. How could you ever be happy when you convinced yourself that being happy implies that you become part of everything you concluded is wrong with this world? It's a story that is divergent in it's nature, it ends nowhere. Should we all feel sorry? No, we don't. You never tried and secretly you are very happy with where you are right now, so go ahead and drown in your own shit, nobody cares.

>>36963547
Accuracy. Like medicine students don't call themselves doctors.

>>36963566 (checked)

That's some stale pasta, faggot

>>36963593
Okay, I concede the argument to you. You're correct, I'm not a wizard, as defined by the 30 year rule. Are you a wizard, anonymage?

>>36963620
Nah, I'm 25 and not a virgin. I pissed away my wizard powers years ago in an attempt to become a normie. It failed.

>>36963659
I sincerely feel sorry for you. Did it even feel good to fuck that succubus?

>>36963737

I'm a real wizard.

>>36963737
5/10, it was okay. Not sure if I'd recommend it.

>>36963566
Ummmmmm no sweetie that's not how it works

>>36963799

Wizard powers include, suicidal thoughts, loneliness, low self esteem, fear, regret and hopelessness.

does anyone have garrett's instagram?

here is the girl's:
instagram[]com/_alexablair/

>>36963799
It's good to see other wizards/wizard apprentices on this site. There's too many failed normans and incels here, and we appear to be a minority now.

>>36962690
Have any of you ever honestly been told to be yourself?

>>36963901
im an apprentice, will be 28 end of the month, 2 more years

>>36963896
an year or two ago some anon had found it, but I didn't bother saving it

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This is why ISIS will win.

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Look at this whore's cancer scar. Everyone laugh

HAHAHBAHABAHAHABGAGAVAVSVVAVAGA

At least everyone was a good sport about it. I'm not sure I'd be able to contain my cringe or laughter.

>>36965345
That cancer scar gets her instant sympathy points. That "shoot" of hers wasn't impromptu at all. She's purposefully showing off her scar so she will get the hundreds of comments stroking her ego.

>>36963566
>nobody cares
this is what got me here in the first place
I know it's pasta but fuck you man
I didn't ask for any of this.

>>36962690
that was so cringe i want to take my eyeballs out

>>36965345
why is tht funny? does her scar represent something/

>>36963465
You don't actually know what a wizard is.

>>36966072
I don't think it would've been so cringey if the girl actually liked the guy
or if the guy was a chad...

>>36966112
Had some sort of cancer that was removed apparently.

I wonder if a guy would get much attention if he went through the same thing?

>>369626907

I'm always at the Verge of crying when i watch this, like i can't handle the cringe

>>36963859
That's a warlock baka

>>36963384
Well it's his goddamned fault for acting like a jackoff anyway.

>>36962690
I'm pretty sure when I was 13, I would have known better than to do that.

How un-self aware was Garrett?

>>36963566
QFT

get a life losers