Do you have any friends robots?

Yes, I have a bunch of nice online friends that I talk to everyday.

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>>36962586
s-sure i do. you're my friend, aren't you, anon?

>>36962586
No, I find them counter-productive and unreliable.

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>>36962586
No I have not spoken to anyone since 2015.
I do not post here a lot either.

>>36962586
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>>36962596
>implying they dont just keep you around for something to laugh at
>i found this out about mine

>Friends

W-what's that?

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>>36962586
no i don't have any friends
just end me senpai

>>36962586
Not really, would you like to be friends?

Yeah but they're real not online. Tried discords cause why not but they're shit.

would anyone here like to be my friend. for free.

>>36962906
Sure anon I'll be your friend origi

>>36962906
sure anon
origano

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>>36962921
>>36962925
>tfw genuine happiness when reading these replies
thank you anons you guys are my best friends

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>>36962586

My tulpa is my best (only) friend!

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>>36962974
no problem anon!
this actually made me sad...
why is it so hard to make/keep (online) friends

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>>36962620
Yes!
>>36962657
Not even mom etc?

>>36962586
>tfw try to make a friend
>he ghosts me after he finds out i have a bf

>>36963149
Serves you right for being a homo

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>>36963149

This is why. Orignilalio

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168132772

>>36963188
Do men really think about pussy this much?

>tfw no female friends
>tfw can't have male friends

>>36963137
Well I mean I speak to family, but I have not spoken to any friends or done anything.

I had one online friend up until a few days ago. Back to zero I guess...

eh.. i have a ton of acquaintances that call me a friend and i call them a friend. i'm pretty detached from everyone though, i don't want to be close. it was different when i was younger, probably the sads that causes me to push everyone away.

>>36963292
Fucking ungratefuI cocksucker

>>36963249

They do, and when they dump you for hearing that you got a bf, that is exactly why. They were just after the pussy. These are the good ones. The slimy ones will stick around and try to get dat pussy anyway.

But at least the bf counts more or less as a friend, and female friends gets bitchy & backstabby so you're not missing out on too much there.

>>36963309
yeah, that's fair. we can all only be what we are, i suppose.

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>>36963292
>>36963309
I actually did the same to my friend, he got too close and he's not really supportive and kinda selfish so i said i don't want to be close anymore

>>36963347
i never said anything, just stopped hanging out, got rid of my social media crap. they were pretty shitty friends anyways, to be honest. druggies, thieves, etc. the ones that weren't kind of went off in their own direction too. getting married, having kids, going on vacations.. normal people stuff. no point in me stinking that up for them. different social status anyways, third wheeling is never fun and i don't want to date or be with anyone.

>>36963311
Are men incapable of platonic relationships with women or something? You all want to be friends with us for the potential of getting pussy?

>But at least the bf counts more or less as a friend, and female friends gets bitchy & backstabby so you're not missing out on too much there.
Yeah I've learnt the latter the hard way. I'm fine with not having many friends, but it would be nice to have some regardless.

>>36963433
are you fucking retarded or why cant you just read this shit >>36963188

Can a sibling be a best friend? I've fallen off the radar the past few years but they're always there.

>>36963433
nah, you just found the wrong guys. i know females that i guess are, "friends" that i'd never sleep with. one was like a sister to me, she tried to fuck me years ago and i said no and it wasn't even weird or anything. that's probably the only person i miss, but not because she has boobs.

>>36962586
Nope. Not a single person in the whole world gives two shits about me and nobody ever will

>>36963433
>Are men incapable of platonic relationships with women or something? You all want to be friends with us for the potential of getting pussy?

Yeah we all want dat pussy. We're extra nice and treats you differently than any guy that acts the same as you because of the pussy. If you was a guy and act the same way you do now, we'd probably just think you're an ass and ignore you.

>>36963433
>I'm fine with not having many friends, but it would be nice to have some regardless.

You're not missing out on that.

>>36962692
We laugh at each other pretty much

>>36963468
>Can a sibling be a best friend?

For sure, just like how they can also be your worst enemy. Blood got nothing to do with it.

>>36963149
>tfw made female friend online
>find out she has a bf
>don't care, be friends with her for years
>become friends with benefits (online, never met her irl)
>painful as fuck, still support her because she's nice to me
>slowly develop fetish for cuck stuff
>give up a few months ago because I can't take anymore of her bullshit
I went through a painful journey that lasted for years.
As long as you don't get too intimate it's still possible to get male friends as a female, it's just hard.

>>36963510

You been had, son. She was using you all along. She knew. You were just the back up and the beta cuck that was there to make her feel powerful and wanted.

Next time you stay away from them female friends, and online relationships.

>>36963475
>nah, you just found the wrong guys.
Probably because I tried to make friends here. I should've known.
>that's probably the only person i miss
Why don't you talk to her anymore anon?

>>36963510
>find out she has a bf
>become friends with benefits
I want to feel bad for you but christ almighty, you stepped right into that one. Good job on getting out of it though.

>>36963588
i talk to her every so often. she has a new bf she's really into, he's actually a pretty great guy. being around them is as third wheel as it gets though. i'm happy for her, but it's lame when you go to hang out and just sit there basically being ignored. her best friend and i were talking about that the last time i saw her, she feels the same way. meh, considering the other losers she's dated i don't think i'd have it any other way.

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>>36963548
The best part is when she was saying to me "I don't want you to feel like I'm using you, so if you really feel that way we should stop talking" with her innocent talking and crying on camera.
She used to send me nudes and sext with me. My dick was having fun, but my sanity was falling apart. Regret after jerking off to her was one of the worst sensations. Also depression and the lonely nights thinking about what she was doing with her bf.
But I must admit I learned a lot from her about women, so I could consider myself..."half-virgin"?
>>36963588
>Good job on getting out of it though.
Yeah, I tried more than once. It was fucking hard to let her go since she was the only girl I could talk to. Finally she got a new bf who isn't a dick with her and she stopped being clingy with me, so I kept ignoring her until she stopped contacting me. Now I have no female friends though...it's killing me.

No I'm a fucking loser boys

>tfw dropped all my friends
>stumble into some discord
>spend 3 months there
>ghost them
>stumble into some discord
>spend 3 months there
>ghost them
>stumble into some discord
>spend 3 months there
>ghost them

After 2-3 months people begin getting personal and you've largely run out of things to talk about.

>>36962586
I consider the posters on this board to be like my family. I love you robros

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i dont and i prefer it that way

>tfw you want to cut all women you talk to online out of your life because you know you'll fall in love with them and stalk them but you'd feel guilty
>tfw you know cutting women out of your life would make things easier but prevent you from ever getting over your issues
Adding women was a mistake.

>>36965032
>you've largely run out of things to talk about
That's only if you're a loser who never does anything but play video games

Not really into the friends thing. Most people around me know what I'm about. If you wanna hang out with me you just do. I only text when I send funny shit to my brother. Or if I need something(work schedules, questions, yada yada). I don't initiate hangouts.people usually spitball ideas and ask and I straight up let them know that it fucking sucks.

>>36963033
I cut bridges with them almost every time
same goes for irl friend

>>36965634
You shouldn't do that anon. lt's not nice

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>>36962586
My only friends are online, things have been going like that for god knows how long. I've even made a facebook to keep in touch with them.

I wish i had irl friends though

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Never had, never will.

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>>36965066
this one is very true

I have some friends i rarely talk to anymore. One of them messaged me today and tried to start some stupid drama. Like whatever dude fuck off i don't want to fucking know. I get i'm an asshole, just move on with your fucking life and leave me alone

yes i have a best friend but we rarely get to meet or talk. we meet once in a month or two.

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It's been a month since I ghosted my only friend I made in my entire 21 year old life and I felt lonelier than ever before. I wish I wasn't so impulsive and emotional. I've been convincing myself that I can live all by the company of myself but I'm not able to. I regret it so much.

>>36962586
I have 2 friends that i haven't seen irl in 8 years but theyre like my brothers. It works since none of us are succubi (male)

>>36965990
As someone who's been ghosted more than once i wouldn't mind at all if those people contacted me out of the blue again. Just do it anon don't let your dreams be memes

I've got fucking none. I don't think I'm going to survive much longer like this

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>>36966053
They haven't accepted my Discord friend request yet. I'm planning to create a Steam account and spend a few bucks to send them a friend request tomorrow. They have done quite a lot for me because they, along with my waifu, served as the primary motivation for improving myself. I lose a lot of weight and got a job all because they were there to talk about my problems and share experiences with each other. I never had that before, not even with my own family. I feel like I can only express myself this much in writing so I don't really mind if they're only online.

>>36962586
no we don't. Anon.

>>36962586
not in a harder college, it was easier making friends in community college

>>36962586
Don't anymore

Not even online friends, I just get tired of people after a while honestly. Even if there's a few cool ones they inevitably introduce me to their intolerable friends.

>>36963433
I became platonic friends with a girl i met here. She had no friends at all so i made a point of not just turning it into anything sexual, besides i've never seen the point in having that kind of relationship online. Men who talk to women without trying to get into their pussy exist, that being said it doesn't mean we're not assholes. But i think that generally men aren't really meant to be friends with women from a biological point of view anyway. I can happen but generally the underlining drive in the relationship is most of the time gonna be about sex. That's just how it is

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no, but I desperately want one. I don't know what's happened to me. I'm just unlikable now, I guess.

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>make a friend here
>he falls asleep while hes typing to you
>self esteem i didnt know i had gets even lower

>>36967015
Wanna chat? I'll give it a try to be your friend

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>>36962586
Nope none at all.

Orengaina

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>>36962586
I've more than my fair share to be frank. Kind of peculiar how I've gotten to this point really.

>>36967175
Maybe you're too comfy desu

I have 2 irl friends, but they're also both tranny robots

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>>36967523
So they are as degenerate as you.

>>36967578
Yes exactly, was that not clear from my first comment?

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>>36967209
I wouldn't be opposed to it, but I don't see how it could go well..

Yes.

Most of them are my family members. Some uncles, cousins, etc. That I play vidya, talk about politics, and do stuff with.

Have one high school friend.

And a handful of people I know a lot about on discord.

I do but were all legit autists who only met each other because our moms wanted us to hang out. There was only one time I was able to make friends on my own but with those people, we never actually talked outside of school. Part of me misses my first two high school years.

>>36968297
> have one high school friend
Well actually two, but one of them is starting to be afraid of the best life and trying to become a fucking normie faggot and dump vidya reee

I NEED TO GET HIM BACK

>>36967355
I've had this. I always thought my voice was really boring and monotone. But it turned out a lot of people just found it really soothing and pleasant, and it was all in my head.

>>36968427
Post voicepucci pls

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I have some people that talk to me on steam but I want to find someone special who will like me and do stuff with me someone nice

>>36968721
Fine. Where do you Iive?

>>36968747
I live in northern europe

>>36968836
Where exactly ? which country ?

>>36968875
ln norway

>>36968427
I have comfy voice too. Very low though, and that's one of the main reasons I can't make friends. People can't fucking hear me in crowded places.

>>36962586
I have one good friend I met ages ago and I don't talk to much anymore, pretty sure my other online friends are like this >>36962692
>>36963433
Sure, they just have to be able to have good conversations. I met this grill a while back on here who was taken but she had non-casual taste in vidya and some interests in common so we had stuff to talk about.

>>36962586
Literally just bad luck.

Every time I open up to normies they always end up hating me. I don't show my opinions, I'm not an insufferable feminist or MAGA person. I'm quiet and shy, polite, I just nod my head while someone is talking and act like I'm listening , I don't get into arguments I hate conflict, but once I get to know a person they end up ignoring me. They never care or even say hi. I feel like I should kill my self, it's exhausting, Ive spent all this energy dumbing down and socializing with normies and this is what I get. I'm so lonely. Honestly all I want is a boyfriend I'm almost 23 and being a virgin this late is either because you're retarded or ugly as shit. I probably am but I can't even get anyone. Thinking of offing myself this time today was so bad.

>>36969784
Some of that reminds me of myself, are you interested in online friends at all or just irl normies?

>>36969898
If you want to chat anonymously I'm down

I talk to people on discord and have some regulars that I talk to on my stream and Twitter. No real IRL friends though.

>>36970061
You have really nice tits. Original.

>>36970046
I guess here will do then, what are your interests anon? I like vidya with a preference towards rpgs, squad-level tactics, and engineering games. I also do blacksmithing but it's way too hot outside so I haven't done it in a while.

>>36970133
I don't have specific interests but I'm into taxonomy, since I've been studying it. I like to read about species variation and keys. Other than that I like to listen to music and I enjoy my pre school job.

>>36970249
I don't know much about taxonomy, I'm more into the engineering side of science than the biology side.

>>36970353
That's ok, are you still in uni or have you graduated?

>>36970487
I went to college for 2 days, quit, and decided I'm going to be a welder instead. Engineering is just a hobby of mine, especially the stuff relevant to space warfare.

>>36962586
I started working at a fast food place last year, and as it turns out someone I knew from elementary school worked there. Lately he's been asking me if I want to just go on drives with him from like midnight to 4. It's relaxing, we just talk shit about stuff about work and whatnot the entire time.

I kind of wish I experienced this back in High School.

>>36970556
That's really nice that you are interested. Maybe you want to try again? It's been a ride but I will graduate this December with a teaching degree in biology

>>36970667
Maybe after I teach myself all the math I missed by graduating high school early, no sooner than that at least. I don't think it's worth it since I don't want to work a normal 9-5 job though, I want to find a way to work as little as possible while still living comfortably. Like starting my own business or making art for commissions.

>>36970743
That's nice. You sound really intelligent, I think you can do it! High school math isn't that difficult, is it calculus?

>>36970769
I started with nothing but a very small amount of algebra II, now I have that and all of the trigonometry that comes before trig identities. The problem is I have so little motivation, watching a 5-10 minute math video takes all of my willpower.

>>36970837
Have you seen Khan Academy's videos on Youtube? He's really good at explaining different problems. That's really all it is, learning to solve a bunch of problems. The more you do the better you get at it. Do you have a learning book you can complement with?

>>36970925
Khan Academy is what I've been using, I understand how it's just learning to solve stuff but it's actually not playing vidya or posting on an anonymous anime imageboard for long enough to learn something that gets me. No learning book, I find they're usually too verbose in words and too sparse in step-by-step examples.

>>36970975
I think you should get a book. I remember that we had a learning book and they included solutions to all the different problems. It's a lot, but you need to find time to sit down and learn the solutions. I don't think a 10 min video is enough.

>>36971207
I learn fine with videos to explain the formulae and then immediately practicing those on problems, but you're probably right that a book would work better.

>>36971356
Sorry if I sound intrusive. I think you are smart enough to know what works for you. Do you have any friends, a job?

>>36971503
No job, as for friends I'm this guy >>36969160

>>36971531
Why don't you talk anymore?

>>36971557
We sort of went our own ways. He's busy with college and living a fairly normie life I think. We talk every now and then, usually about how the new season of Arby 'n' The Chief is going.

>>36971579
That's what usually happens to me. We're good friends and then they stop talking or start ignoring me. Today I got so depressed because I felt so alone. I'm not a demanding person, but I just felt so alienated so I just gave up on pretending to give a shit.

Just online friends at the moment, with maybe one friend from back at college I went to a comedy club with a couple months ago and sometimes text. It's really difficult to make friends after you graduate from school and aren't working (or working a job with no one likable around own age). A couple months ago, I ran until a qt girl at the library who was in my class during high school, whom I started messaging but ghosted me after I tried to get closer with her. I became infatuated with her, and am struggling to get over her, especially since there are no other girls around I could potentially pursue. Life is difficult.

>>36971701
I get that sometimes, a crushing sense of loneliness so bad it's physically painful.

>>36969784
Are you a girl (female)?
>originall

I don't know how to make friends but it doesn't matter because I can't keep a conversation going anyways

>>36971728
It is. I dread going to my apartment because it's so quiet. I always wonder what it would be like to live with someone you can have fun with.

>>36971917
Living with someone like that is all I want out of life other than being able to go to space.

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>tfw no best friend to spend all day with watching anime and playing vidya
pls be someone who's capable of being in a call all day and being interesting though, cause I am

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>>36972284
>weebposter
>and being interesting though, cause I am

>>36972284
I wonder who this could be? Really make me think, honestly...

>>36970646
Man I'd fuckin murder to be in your position. I go out for drives every night but I'm all alone

>>36972116
You're so much like me, it's weird. I like you a lot anon

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>>36972609
I like you a lot too other anon. Have a cute wolf.

>>36963203
Are you the jam from Ireland?

>>36962586
Sort of. I have bandmates, but we never see each other outside of rehearsals and gigs. Well, they do sometimes but I don't
inb4 "reeee normie" - I'm still a literally autistic KV NEET

>>36972895
What do you pIay in your band anon?

>>36972955
Guitar, math rock type stuff

>>36962586
I've been dying to talk to cute shy girl here that isn't a roastie.

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>>36973309
Same, I'm craving for a qt lonely, depressed girl DO THEY EVEN EXIST??

>>36973428
Nope. You'll have to settle for a mediocre depressed boi like me

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>>36973428

I know your pain Anon, stay strong.

>>36973309
I met a girl like that but she hasn't talked in a long time, all her accounts are set to away or do not disturb but she hasn't blocked me and gets online regularly. No idea what happened.

>>36973646
>stay strong.
Holy fuck lmao

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>>36962586
nope, not anymore,
I'm totally alone now,
just like in middleschool
;_;

>>36973747
>he went to middle school
FUCKING NORMALFAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36972609
Also I'm not sure if you're still there but just in case you ever want to contact me again have this throwaway email [email protected]

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>>36968208
>I wouldn't be opposed to it, but I don't see how it could go well..
W-we could try. I don't see how anything bad could come of it.

What's your Steam or Discord ID?

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I have a few friends but it's not enough. I still get that sinking loneliness feeling all the time. The person who I felt comfortable going to when I felt bad stopped talking to me once they got a bf. It's like whenever I'm at my lowest points everyone just vanishes.

27 years old. I have some people I met over the years but I've moved a lot and virtually have none. But I have 2 doggos.