anyone wanna make a fake skype profile and pretend o be a grill

>>36961329
i'll do it if you pay me. $25 per hour. i can get my sister in on it so its a real voice.

>>36961362
25$? kinda steep dontcha think?

>>36961329
I might be able to do that for you

>>36961379
we can negotiate. what price you thinking of?

>>36961387
really id appreciate that, no anime avatar use real reasonalble qt

>>36961396
im a fucking neet i cant afford to pay you, i literally have no money

>>36961449
no $$$ no real girl voice unless the other anon is a fembot.

>>36961440
Aight, contact info?

>>36961329
lying isn't the answer. just tell them to either find you a gf or fuck off with their normie shit

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>>36961502
there is no such thing as a "fembot" get the fuck off my board

>>36961505
and my info is gandalf.stormcrow2

>>36961529
trust me it alot better this way, you fathom the level of teasing and ballbusting these cockers do

>>36961531
exactly it was sarcasm. anon is gonna sound like a faggot and make you look bad. you want a real female voice pay up neetie. $10 will do

>>36961569
lets say i had 10$ to my name, what the fuck is gonna stop your sister from mid sentence shout "this guys a fucking loser neet and payed me to pretend to be his gf"!while i show them?

>>36961569
and besides im sticking to the text method, all he need to do is somewhat type like a girl and make up immaginary dates

>>36961618
she wouldn't do that i'd slap her. i just really want $10 for a new video game man im a neet too

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>>36961701
yea, thats all fine and dandy but if she did id probably fucking literally hang myself in the basement. b-but atleast id know im out 10$ and you gave her a slap

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>>36961531
Using inferior screaming frog GET WITH THE TIMES FAGGOT!!!

>>36961744
god damnit dude im gonna need to get a job soon i hate being broke. btw they will still notice eventually if you never leave and show up with a girl anon. why not just get a tinder girl for a while then dump her?

>>36961779

>Using normie cunt who pretends to have social anxiety

>>36961783
because im fucking terrified of women, i instinctually stay away from them or am an asshole to keep them away

>>36961329
Id help you out for free but my voice is too deep to sound like a girls. If it's just conversation I can do it for free depending on the time we do it at

>>36961783
the only women i can talk to are the one i fucking hate with every fibre in my being at the the roasties that come on here, but id sooner blow my fucking head off than except help from one

>>36961812
they cant hurt you if you keep your guard up and get them first. its all a game. women are children, they have no backbone if kept under control.

>>36961834
i plan on doing it in text form m80 my info is up above and i appreciate it

>>36961868
What time do you want to do it?

>>36961875
whenever i get message from you,

i think "hey sexy" is a little much because im not, but give me a "hey ;)"

the date we went on was to see a movie
and you gave me a blowjob in the parking lot

>>36961912
I gotta get to work today but afterwards I can make the Skype account and we can discuss what you want me to say. I'll be ready around 5:00 eastern time is that fine?

>>36961912
or "i had a great time with you" or "sorry i forgot my wallet ;p" and other roastie horsehit trickery so it believeable

>>36961949
>work til 5

just this once ill accept help from a normie

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>>36961795
Bastardizing Sarah on the internet is probably the logical next step.
By refusing to inappropriate the figure you keep the image of this cunt pure.

>>36962019
I'm not a normie but my parents force me to work a couple days a week at mcdicks if I wanna stay at their place

>>36962203
i true robot refuses to work,

>>36961329
Im a grilll and i can pretend to be your gf
(so we can vc as well)
id do it for free as well cause im lonely

>>36962366
do you promise not to spill the beans on me when i show your voice to my brother?

>>36962514
what if the other anon spills the beans and writes something embarrassing? this is risky

>>36962581
ive already thought of that m'lady. these are going to be pre written out fake texts an in going to temporarily block him while i show my brother so that while he looks at it he wont post some stupid shit.

>>36961329
Real couples don't say things like that.

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>>36962624
you would know wouldnt you normiecuck

>>36962621
ohhh, wow you're smart

im an actual girl

will you pay me?

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>>36962811
nice observation roastie wench,

my skype is listed above, make it snappy

>>36962854
no, no i wont. trying o profiteer off your vagina. sad

>>36963002
okaaay ill add you :)
>>36963016
how can you do that

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>>36963043
tick tock roastie, i dont see any new friend requests

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>>36963043
not snappy enough, the offer is off the table. stay toastie

>>36961329
Just tell him your personal life is personal.