Rise and shine wagecucks! Today's your big day, it's

What kind of look are you planning to get with your daily haircut?

It's a little early to be talking. I haven't had my first cup yet! Please have some respect

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>>36960959
New day, new haircut

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>>36960959
That breakfast looks tasty af. Have a nice day, fellow NEET.

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>>36960976
Hmm. I appreciate your concerns wagie, but I have been so fixated on my hobbies that I haven't considered my options. My intellect has evolved passed the latest trends. What do you suggest?
>>36960998
Oh that's right! How could I forget that wagies are obsessed with coffee to keep them going. Unlike I, an astonishing NEET, that drinks only the finest organic teas imported from Japan. Things you can only dream of wagie. Sad!
>>36961013
Merci my fellow NEETie!

It's Friday my nigga. You can't faze me with your NEET tricks

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NEETcucks are not allowed to post ok this board anymore.

Meanwhile back to reality

I have no money but good thing mummy lets me sleep in her attic. After a full family sized bag of microwaved pizza rolls it's time to masturbate with the orange grease left on my stubby fingers. Not to worry wagecuck I looked out the shutters and saw your girl friend, she seems ok even if she was a bit startled by the large amount of fog built up on the window that she noticed me lurching from. Enjoy that livable salary and independence you fool! Pay those taxes that I pretend the government sends to me.

>>36960959
AND REMEMBER: ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER HAIRCUT

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>>36961252
Not a very smart samefag wagie. I thought you would be smart enough to understand I can see the poster count. Strike one! Give it another go wagie.

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>>36961241
And yet here I still am. *chuckles* Tick tock wagie. Remember, coming in late one more time will get you fired!

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>>36960959
Please neetie, hush, please come back After my coffee, and keep it brief.

I'm only in 2nd gear right now. Hopefully this coffee gets me going.

>>36961282
Reminder that you don't get any NEETbux it's all a lie

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>>36961353
Oh don't I? Hmm, I don't know about that wagie, physical evidence doesn't lie. Jealousy is a nasty thing!

>>36960959
What's the daily haircut looking like today?

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>>36961430
Oh me? Just the usual trim wagie. What do you think!?

>>36961584
Looks pretty unusual

What's wrong with working and having a job? My boss and coworkers love me.

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>>36961612
Right!? I wanted a unique look that will make me stand out. How do you feel about the look I had last week?

It's 5 am for me. I went to bed at midnight last night and woke up at 2. Birds have been chirping for the last few hours and I can still hear them with the windows closed. I have a headache that's more annoying than painful. I wanna go to the kitchen and get a beer but I also don't wanna get out of bed. I fucking hate being a NEET.

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>>36961645
Pic related.
>>36961660
Fellow NEETie you just haven't made the best out of your experience. You should take up some hobbies and try to reach my levels of superiority.

Beer? That's wagie filth! I only drink the finest Chardonnay from France. You're doing it wrong! Shame!

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>>36960959

>sex right after eating

Enjoy puking

>>36961384
Hey wagie! Didn't you get enough yesterday after telling me about your miserable 756$ a month you receive in government pay?

Insnt that interesting! I'm the poster who made your threads shut down because of the cross posting after I posted my payslip for this month.

Are you going to have fun this weekend while I go buy a new car since my bonus covers the down payment?

>>36960959
Girls don't cheat on you if you have a job they remain loyal because they can get gifts.

>>36961758
>this naive

Either bait or you are literally 5 years old.

MODS

>>36961738
I hope you enjoy your $2000 car since that is your monthly neetbux poorfag!
I'm a CPA,and I earn 12k monthly,hope you enjoy your chinese car while I ride in my BMW

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>>36961738
Greetings wagefilth. I have no idea what ridiculous atrocities you are speaking of this time. Care to share a link?

I have many impostors out there trying to make me look bad. Any claims made were false and you sir, have been fooled. Jokes on you wagie! Up up up! You've got work today!

>>36961758
uhhh yeah my friend I'm sure everything will turn out fine
but in case it doesn't, please don't be too mad

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>>36961800
>>36961824
Here is the money going into my holding account, and there is the money going into my long term savings account.

>>36961824
>I have many impostors out there trying to make me look bad.
You already do that yourself with the whole haircut shit the other day. You fucked up, my man. You gave the wagecucks ammo, and you have no solid argument against them. I think it's time for another NEETbro to step in, since you've clearly lost your touch.
>inb4 I d-don't remember th-that happening xDD
These threads have gone to shit for us NEETs. Someone needs to step up to properly put wagecucks in their place because you can't get it done.

>>36961800
>numbernigger with a beamer
every time
take a look at what your boss drives and take some notes on how to not be an absolute square

>tfw under a nice warm snug duvet as we speak
I couldn't imagine being a wagie getting 6 hours sleep a night with no time for reading and hobbies. Yesterday I read another 40 pages of Plutarch, and went to the gym. And its all supported by your wages!! THANK YOU WAGIES, your sacrifice is not in vain! I'm so comfy atm I might go back to sleep for another couple of hours.

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>>36961876
Nice photoshop. I have more than that in my savings. Compared to me, you're actually broke wagie! How does it feel to be poor?

>>36960959
wagieposting is best posting xDD

I love these breads.

I'm about to get up and try to have a productive Friday. I guess shower, smoke a bowl, coffee.... then I've actually got to much cash in my wallet... so I need to clean that out.... then off to work

Have a good day playing with yourselves neets

>>36961955
Shouldn't you be at work? I can't fritter away your tax money whilst you sit on 4chan, chop chop theres a good boy.

>>36961969
do they not give drug tests to minwage baristas or something?

>>36961954
>implying a phone post is a photoshop
>implying you have more than that in your savings on 756 a month
>implying I don't have more once I combine my seperate accounts
>implying you will even show me a screenshot of your account

Nigga please.

>>36961800

I should be paying off my 2015 Audi Q7 next month.

>feelsgood.bmp

>>36961969
Whatever gets you through the day buddy! As long as you pay your taxes on time and my money is on the table at the end of every week everyones happy.

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>>36960959
What kind of shitty breakfast is that, I have my cuck orbiters make my Neet Cuisine

as i type this, i lay here in my king sized memory foam bed with black satin sheets

it must be hard being a wagecuck, i was smart enough to avoid it by becoming a drug dealer.

all of the benefits of being a NEET, coupled with all the benefits of being a wagecuck. it's truly the best of both worlds. i make at least 200 dollars in profits every day and all i have to do is lounge around the house waiting for a call from someone who needs drugs


well wagie, i guess i'll be seeing you tonight, after your 8 hour shift.

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>>36961909
Judging by your level of ragie, I have no doubt that you are a wagie in disguise.

Tell me, fool, what proof do you have to support your claim that it was I behind that preposterous thread? It was an impostor. In fact, I was gone for days as I was abroad enjoying a fine weekend in Dubai.

Oh, and "NEETie" on a little side note, it's obvious you're not adequate enough to contribute in these discussions with my fellow NEET bros. Pft, you're a pest.

MODS! Please escort this gentleman out of our thread. He's lying, pretending to be a NEET, and accusing me of committing a crime. Such filth!

>>36962001
spicy post, but croissants made from scratch are no laughing matter, and that is clearly only the first course of the breakfast, coffee and pastry, and is being carried by tray to the lounge where it can be enjoyed with the rising morning sun before a larger meal is had in the dining room

>>36962027
This post depresses me.

>>36962021
>drug dealer
>200$ a day
You're fucking terrible at your job, and not a neet. You're a regular wagie; pathetic and useless.

>>36962027
Matey you can't ignore me and not post a screenshot of your account.

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>>36961996
You uneducated fool. NEETs earn varying amounts of NEETbux, but I can assure you it is more than that. Whoever that impostor was probably made it up to make me look bad. It was probably one of you wagies.

Stop joking around spreading lies you children. These taxes aren't gonna come in if you spend all your time in here fooling around. Get to work you worthless idiots.

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>>36962050
I know it does wagie. Not my fault you're slaving your life away!

>>36960959
>Rise and shine wagecucks! Today's your big day, it's Friday. I bet you woke up full of joy and glee because today's your last day. *chuckles*
Joke's on you, my wagecuck retail job makes me work on weekends too because it's cheaper for them to spread out a bunch of 6 hour shifts than to give me a bunch of 9-5 weekday shifts!

>>36962053
$1400 a week isn't bad m8, considering its untaxed and you get bennies on top

>>36962053
so much bitterness and rage in one post, i can only imagine what kind of cucked life you must live.

you did read the part where i said "at least" right? i forgive you, wagie. your attention span must be all over the place from all the stress

To whoever is behind these posts:

Thank you.

>>36962101
Truly a troll god among plebians

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>>36962043
I see that I am in the company of a enlightened Neet. We should have brunch I have some of the finest lemonade made from the tears of wage cucks

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>>36960959
stop calling your mom Stacy, son.

>>36960959
I forgot, when is haircut day?
Oh wait, it's everyday.

This thread is a mutiny onboard a crashing train.

>>36962138
or a really painful shit that you know you have to just let happen

>>36962145
>>36962138
wagies and their sensitivity getting to their heads again

>>36962220
...wagies? oh, you think i have a job and am not a colossal loser.. cool

>>36961068
>Unlike I, an astonishing NEET, that drinks only the finest organic teas imported from Japan
>and a heavenly cup of what my spectacular French colleagues call "cafe au lait." In low-class wagie language, it is known as coffee with milk
Go get your haircut

NEET: too ashamed to show his face outside.
sucidale thoughts.
disapointed parents.
a hopeless leech.
no one will attend his funerale.
getting fat.
losing track of time.
disconected from reality.
WAGIE : hard work.
benificale.
earns honorable wage.
can save to open a buisness no matter how long it takes.
parents pry for him to succeed.
has a say in society.
can make a plethora of diffrent friends.
getting thin.
responsible.

Again what you said ?, neets are best ?
hahahaha nice joke. get off my face.

Hey uni students, dont ever think or feel that being neet is a good life.

I feel like spending some money this weekend.

Maybe a nice dinner out with my wife. Perhaps I'll take her furniture shopping. I know some places.

If I want, I could go buy one of those new 4K tv's. Maybe some outdoor hockey training tiles.

Who knows. Since I'm in control of my life I could do about anything

>>36962326
>I could do about anything
But you never seem to find the time do you?

Whoever has assumed the recent NEETposting torch is doing a great job. Keep it up!

>>36962359
Yeah he's doing great. Maybe even better than the last guy

>>36962342
he will. unlike you you, who has the time but nothing to do.
think long term.

>>36962342
Anyone with a job who doesnt make time doesn't deserve it.

>all these people talking before I've had my coffee

Fuck sake guys, learn the rules

>>36962237
you cant hide it very well. theres nothing wrong with the thread lol if it makes you mad its cause you are a wagie

This is a good meme. As a wagie it makes me feel warm inside

>>36960959
You'd think a NEET, with all the free time he has, would have learned better photo editing skills than just overlapping one picture over another in paint.

>>36960959
NEET life isn't this good lol you're not fooling anyone

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>>36962342
>>36962383

Damn wife and 3 kids always being around. Wanting/needing me involved in their lives

Another day another haircut
Not a wagie nor a neet, i leech off uni money :)
AH

Even after at least three years of this being regularly posted, it still triggers wagies and NEETs alike to defend their lifestyles. The NEETposting meme is probably the best and most effective meme ever created by the retards on r9k.

In short, keep these threads going.

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>>36960959
>Mfw I have to go to work in a few hours
>See this thread

Just kill me now.

as someone who just quit his temp job to spend summer unemployed, i am enjoying this thread

>>36962665

NEET genocide when?

>>36960959
normally these dont bother me but today IT FUCKING DOES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE REENREEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEEEE GTFO OF MY
BOARD U FCKIN SCUM U FUCKING NEET FUCKING SHIT SCUM NO WORKING MOMMY TEAT FUCKER I HATE YOU GTFO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWW IM GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORKL FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

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All that time free and you still can't PhotoShop correctly. Thank you for staying in the shallow end of the gene pool.

>>36963069
your photoshop is shit too

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>NEETs actually think their lives are like this

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Poor NEET still waiting for his daily haircut.

Thank you for these threads, everything else on this board is shit

>>36960959
>this fucking idiot Dosent know how to crop

You are a disgrace to NEETkind.

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>>36963366
Calm down wagie. We NEETs do not concern ourselves with trivial details.

>>36960959
>while I enjoy my vivacious life with your girlfriend
Girls don't like poorfags who get ~$300 a month from the government.

I was a NEET for 2 years. I'll never go back to that suicidal time.

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>>36963838
Hello fellow neetfriend, i just woke up at 2pm and make myself a bowl of frosties

meanwhile wagies still have work for like 3-4 hours kek

guess i'll just watch anime or play games since i have all this free time

atleast these wagie ragies get 2 days of freedom tommorow, that's if they aren't too tired from being ordered around by my shekelstein

ah it truly is marvelous being a neet

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>>36964212
Thanks, fellow NEET. It really is crazy, right, how these wagies seem to think 48 hours of free time is enough to make-up for 5 workdays in a row.

Just goes to show how boring wagies really are. They probably have trouble filling their weekends with interesting things to do

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PLEASE MY FRIENDS. NO TALKY UNTIL COFFEE HAS BEEN CONSUMED

THANKING U

>>36962650
This. They're brilliant trolling, so much so that I can promise you a "rich NEET" or "rich wagie" is going to reply every minute for the next few hours.
Neither side can admit that everyone is unhappy. It's entertaining.

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>>36964372
We NEEToverlords, do not feel the need to defend our lifestyle. We reap the rewards every day. It is the wagie, that ragie beast, who burdened and shackled as he is, lashes out as us in frustration.

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>>36964319
I was 20 years a wageslave, then I got my military pension.


I also saved 500k while I was active and have my own autism fortress in the country

>mfw itll take an act of congress to stop my NEETBUX

Feels euphoric senpai

>>36960959
I don't know how much of this neetposting is real but it still makes me feel bad. I'm a wage slave in a dead end job that I hate. I will never progress and I will never know what not being broke despite working 60 hours a week is like. To make things worse, my boss is a greedy jew for real. His last name is Rawinowich. My grandma is in hospital and in her last days but he won't let me go see her during visit hours. I wish I could be a NEET so bad. But I can't. I've inherited all of my dad's debts

>>36965207
You cant inherit your dads debts, at least in burgerland. Go enlist and become a cook like I did l, im just about to turn 40 and I get 2600 a month military pension and get to fly all over the world for free

>>36964827
*Trumpets start playing as they would for royalty*
All hail the honorable neet.esquire
He demands your finest tendies or else!

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>>36965881
this made me feel good thanks man

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I just want to be involved in this thread

At least I'm not a dickhead, OP

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>>36966089
Well senpai i think this is your styleio

Fucking parasites in this thread, my god. I bet you're all fucking shitskins, living off of dem gibmedats and reparation money for being oh so oppressed. You're worse than fucking kikes, at least they do something.

>>36966312
wow racist much im calling the police soon evil white men like you will all be exterminated (im white this is a satire post i wish Hitler was still alive) white people are in trouble desu. reminder that if you don't have 10 plus white kids you are contributing to white genocide.

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Alright boys let's just wrap this thread up and pop these NEET fags with some lead.
NEETards, your era of buffoonery and parasitic behavior has come to an end.

>>36966361
Im trying anon i really am.
>DAMNIT ANON IF I DONT SEE 10 BABIES ON MY DESK TOMORROW YOU ARE FIRED

>>36960959
Where do college students fall in the great NEET vs Wagie war?

>>36966748
They are not Neets nor wagies
They are the innocent in the middle

>>36966748
Depending on whether they moved out and work or stay with parents and leech off. Although, even the moochers tend to be less repulsive than the true NEETs whose posts you already saw.

>>36962043
>a new meal every hour

>>36964827
Enjoy your ptsd disability. Israel appreciates your support. Too bad about those 4th degree burns to your face and genitals, eh?

>>36962121
>implying fucking your own mom wouldn't be even more alpha than just fucking someone else's girlfriend

Nice backfire, wagie

>>36966748
>student
>NEET
>Not in Education, Employed, or Training
does that answer your question, dumb dumb

>>36967160
>alpha
>NEET
Pick one.

>>36967331
Living for the free off of the earnings and work of others without having to lift a finger seems pretty alpha to me, wagie. Or are you actually saying that living like royalty is "beta"? So bitter, wagie! Don't carry that anger with you when you're done with your mandated 30 minute maximum lunch break!

Is this the daily haircut thread?

>>36967411
How's staying in a comfy office and going from meeting to meeting, riding cabs for free and having free lunches and dinners, hotel stays, flights around the world and the feeling of personal progress and obviously a +70k salary inferior to your fish sticks diet and chronic masturbation tendency?

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>>36960959
Better gather what little money have lying around for your daily haircut, NEETcuck

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>>36967552
Tick tock gotta get that haircut

>>36960959
Don't forget, NEETcuckold:

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER HAIRCUT

I make salary, am I a wagecuck?

>>36967666
you only practice your instruments for 20 minutes each? get out

>>36967411
so living off of earning that are pretty close to minimum wage is considered living like a royalty?

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Gotta love those neetcucks delusions.
I guess you have to fill your life with something when you are as useless as neetfucks.

>>36967826
/thread
Origami salami baloney

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>>36967411
>lives on a handout from the government that can end at anytime
>cant do shit to get more, can only pray that they wont take it away
>no one wants to hangout with him thanks to his lack of social skills
>no women will fuck him
>cant afford anything even remotely fun

>alpha
>royalty

Sure thing nigguh.

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>i fucked up 5 times this week at the bank

Probably getting really closed to getting fired

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>mfw I'll graduate and become wageslave this year
>just wanna stay home and consume culture all day long
>will be forced to spend 75% of my week time to my career instead

Then again, I might not find a job and become one of those jobless graduates who are slowly burning away their degree by an extended period of joblessness, which is even worse.

>>36968108
>>just wanna stay home and consume culture all day long

Fapping to cartoon pony porn and getting fat is hardly considered "consuming culture" friend.
Its better to have a job - at least you get something from that.

>>36968137
>Fapping to cartoon pony porn and getting fat is hardly considered "consuming culture" friend.

You don't understand, I'm addicted to media. I'm doing my research internship right now for my master thesis, and when I'm there all I can think about is going home and playing games, watching anime/TV series/films/documentaries, listening to classical music performances on YouTube, reading longform newspaper articles and books etc. I have autistic Excel lists of stuff I want to see and do. I don't think I could ever be bored as a NEET.

You're right though, there are many benefits to having a job. I just hope that I can get used to this rhythm of having to be somewhere else for 8+ hours a day and having to patiently wait to get home and do the things I actually wanna do. Because right now I'm hating it.

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>>36968326
Then get a job in that area ?
I dont know, write reviews for newspapers, start a blog/yt channel etc.
Sky is the limit my nigga.

>>36961800
lol bmw are shit though.

Yeah your car looks nicer and is faster, but my Honda will last longer than that bmw

>>36968611
I don't have credentials in that area nor any connections, and I'm not charming enough for YouTube. Besides, it would be a waste of my MSc anyway.

>>36968696
>So what that i eat shit ? I have tons of it, not like your puny 100kg of truffles...

>>36968715
Yeah yeah, keep making excuses.
That will surely get you where you want to go.

>>36968108
>>36968108
>>36968326
Is your degree media-related?
like >>36968715
said, don't make excuses if you woul actually enjoy a job in that sector. You should be prepared to move the earth to get your dream job

>>36962627
Same, I don't even go to lectures, I'm practically living the neet life while not being a neet. If you're a wagie or a neet you have failed at life.

>>36968792
>like >>36968715 said
I fucked up. I meant to type: like >>36968745 said

>>36960959

>Freshly squeezed juice from delectable oranges straight out of my garden.

>organic strawberries imported straight from the finest lands in Italy

You'd be growing the strawberries in your garden and importing the oranges actually. Just a little heads up for your next pasta-- You don't grow trees in a garden, you do it in an orchard. Completely different things in horticulture.

The moar you know!

My goal is have a loving family of my own. I cant acheive that without working.

>>36968985
>>36968985
>I cant acheive that without working.

Nothing can be achieved without working.

>>36967140
I was a cook you little faggot. I literally made tendies and other assorted foods and now your tax dollars pay for my retirement

You can call me Senior Chief NEET.

Little bitch

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>>36960959

I went hunting with some fellow NEETS today.

Hunting wagies.

We had traps all over, and we set them free to run.

First one scurried over a pitfall trap and got impales on spikes. We poured hot oil on him and lit him up, roasting marshmellows as the wagies wailed in horror and ran.

A lake of crocodiles and giant snakes was the next challenge. Half the wagies got snapped up.

Some just gave up and let themselves drown. Haha. Oh well, they're replaceable to Mr.Shekelburg anyway.

The rest ran over a massive tundra and got to the end. A giant cliff face. We came upon them begging for mercy, out beautifully maintained hair flowing in the wind and we used our powerfully honed bodies to smash the ground and cause them to topple off and splat.

I should go wagie hunting more often.

>>36968887

The autism is strong in this post. Not like you cant have a few orange trees in a garden.

>>36969119

Lol, if you say so.

Go ahead and try it, by all means.

>>36969069
Wagecucks should be thanking this anon. By culling the population of wagies, there is less competition for work and therefore wagies are more valuable to Mr.Shekelstein.

Fellow NEETlord, if you are interested in reading I suggest you look up The Most Dangerous Game. It is a great book about a NEET who captures shipwrecked sailors and others and hunts them on his island.

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>>36969249

Why thank you fellow NEET for the great recommendation to my already growing library.

It truly is bliss that we can indulge in one of lifes little pleasures such as reading on a whim.

>>36966154
screw you faggot!

>>36963366
thats because he's working on making his own photoshop software in the mean time

>>36960959
thanks for the laugh cheered me up a bit

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>>36960959
This thread has over 150 posts, which is nice.

>>36970541
Who are you, mysterious smug wojak?

What is your identity? What are your motives?