Mr Goldberg's favourite wagie edition

A very good morning to you lads.

fucking disgrace

What're you up to today lads?

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>>36959482
Gonna masturbate at some point, otherwise nothing really. Might play some Final Fantasy, any suggestions which one?

>>36959527
Never played any of them desu, I had a lot of fun with Breath of Fire and Golden Sun a few years ago though

>>36959482
Gonna have an early morning workout and then smoke weed for the rest of the day.

>>36959527
Play FFVIII. Your challenges are these: get Lionheart on Disk 1, get Shockwave Pulsar for Quistis, all GF and of course defeat Omega Weapon.

>>36959749
Oh yeah and all the TT cards obviously (the uniques)

>>36959749
>get Lionheart on Disk 1,
ugh
>get Shockwave Pulsar for Quistis,
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>all GF
easy
>and of course defeat Omega Weapon.
done with The End and without

>>36959762
>all the TT cards obviously (the uniques)
easy

fine, cunt

>>36959527
Play FF-XIII
Your challenge is to enjoy it.

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FF 9 is still by far the best

7 and 8 are acceptable

Anyone who says 6 or below is just a nostalgia fag.

>>36959527
>any suggestions which one?
The first one

>find the idea of JOI vids hot
>99% of them are fucking unbearable

>>36959829
No The End, a silly billy.

Don't forget to have fun card modding those elnoyles!

If you're using an emulator that will make it possible (and I doubt this) try to do at least some of the choco-world shit. I will never stop being ass mad about that.

>>36959868
I played VI long after I'd played the others on your list and X. After VIII - my first - IX was a colossal disappointment. I've since come to appreciate it however. Anyway, VI is a stone cold classic and if you can't see that you're a graphics babby and you should just stick to XV.

>>36959921
Are the 'new' ones (12-15) actually playable for someone who stopped at X?

Who here /cried at the end of FFXV/?

>>36959950
XV is very different with a handful of solid moments. In terms of story beats it's extremely limited. The others I would just leave. 12 and 13 are basically pure shite. If you're gay though,Snow's kinda hot. It ends on one of the strongest notes in the series however.

>>36959964
Didn't cry but it was, as /v/ would put it, pure kino. Very nice indeed.

>>36959993
Should clarify: XV finishes strong not XIII. The creator of XIII was basically a waifufaggot for his gender swapped Cloud.

>>36959950
Play 12, it's good

And play X-2 as well you fucking poof. Once you accept the magical girl dress-up stuff and get over it, the mechanics are solid and the story of the game overall is actually quite solid

Note: NOT the story of the main girls, they're shallow and retarded from start to finish. but in spite of them, the side characters and the antagonists story is actually decent by FF standards, as long as you explore (again an FF staple) the side stuff instead of just following Yuna's main storyline.

>you've got an addiction havent you? You're a CRACK addict. An ARSE CRACK addict that is
jesus wept


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5834a1d5d9cf5

>>36959143
Bad news lads, I've had to move to Ireland for work. How fucked am I? How long before I get lynched?

>>36960024

Are you the JP Morgan anon?

Dublin's fine (ish) I mean you won't get lynched for being a brit, but it has a ton of other problems.

Watching Caitlyn Jenner on Victoria Derbyshire

Also yesterday at work a message was sent around by the head of the call centre praising me for my excellent stats
Said I should come to her desk to collect a reward but I was to shy so didn't

>>36960024
dubs and every 2 seconds you speak "UP THE RA"

>>36960013
>Play 12, it's good
Why are you telling lies? It's one of the worst by far.

>>36960013
If you like the mechanics just play Bravely Default, it's far better and without those intolerable bitches. Also they ruined Blitzball.

>>36959993
>>36959950
>>36960086
12 has a good style and story apparently

I preordered it for PS4

Played it a while back when it came out but couldn't get part the battle system

>>36960049
Nah, just a random anon. I'm more north than Dublin (up near the border) but gonna take a peek at the weekend. Should be fun
>>36960076
Better luck next time mate

>3 watchers on my ebay item
reeeee buy it already

Why would you learn French to visit Paris and not Arabic

anyone else suffer with the same thing i do? just wondering if anyones been diagnosed, basically i find it hard to adapt to my surroundings like for instance when i walk outside it takes a while for my brain to realize that its actually me outside walking and i have to really remind my self where i am

i looked up online and some people say that wearing sun glasses helps

>>36960086
>implying you can ruin what is already shit

>>36960208
Schizophrenia? Lots of people have that

>>36960222
oh is that what it is? nice to know

>>36960163
People still use eBay, eh?

>>36960194
Edgy

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>tfw didn't die in sleep last night
Also now I'm wearing pants that are slightly too small but still fit so I don't want to throw them out. Now I'm just mildly uncomfortable.

Also post waifus

>>36959143
>not putting /britfeel/ in the subject
Almost didn't find the thread

>>36959964
>tfw have never cried at media
I feel dead inside. I feel like I'm missing out tbqh.

>>36960208
>i find it hard to adapt to my surroundings like for instance when i walk outside it takes a while for my brain to realize that its actually me outside walking
I get that. I am diagnosed with BPD but not sure if it's because of that or just because I dont go outside very much.

>>36960222
>Lots of people have that
not really

>>36960208
Sounds like some form of dissociation disorder to me, maybe derealisation or depersonalisation

Going to assume you've had a pretty fucked up life and have most likely cloaked your problems with drug abuse? Get your self to a psychiatrist mate

who /boyoffdating/ here?

>>36960295
what does that even mean lad

>>36960331
boy off da ting

innit lad

>>36960345
has it got to do with some boys desusan?

Alright lads? I'm back cooking again.

Haven't had much time to come here this week. But I have a day off today. (And forever because it was just temporary work)

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Is there anything else I need to pack?

>>36960393
Treats for doggo

>>36960393
johnnies for all the tuppy ur gonna mince lad

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>tfw no boy womb to deposit your girl milk (male)

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>>36960424
Good idea, pic is me buying more treats.

>>36960435
who for the what and when now

I'm not taking mince in a tupperware no

>>36960024

Your life is likely to improve immeasurably.

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Hi lads.

Working from home today. Got 3.5g of ketamine arriving in the post today so I'll probably finish early.

Going to do some bumps and do bodyweight fitness.

>>36960435
Only if you going to SHAGALUF WITH THE LADS OI OI OI

>>36960598
Also "working from home" except I'm definitely taking the whole day off, just got a half ounce of weed in the post

All you prison gays are only chasing desusan because you can't get real pussy!

>>36960393
Sauce for the fresh snack.

Working out legs. Hold me lads.

When you have a high fibre diet, the shit will come out so cleanly, you'll not even need to wipe your desusan

You lads onto those shits where it shoots out your arse like a shotgun blast?

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Happy anniversary junlad

>>36960723

Did you fuck his desusan to celebrate?

Anyone else here get their bennies today?

Somebody's found a new word.

Mummy will be prideful.

Lads I have a fairly popular blog. Today a guy emailed me and said he'd give me $1000 to write a post about "the things I have learned from Islam"

I know it's wrong but I need the money...

>>36960836
Aye lad. 200 bongs woohoo.

>>36960836
I get mine on the 9th of every month

>>36959868
The 2d ones are better games.
Look at the mess that was 7 and 10

>>36960867
does he imply that it has to be good things that you have learnt or not?

>>36960911
Yeah he's specifically stated it has to be stuff like "charity" and "faith".

Can't be stuff like "bombs" and "savages"

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>>36960836
Yes i did amir

Not allowed to see girlfriend until 16th June because her step-dad is a literal manlet cuck. Any advice on how to get her (16) to tell him to fuck off?

>>36960953
Well how old are you lad?

>>36960953
Are you a nonce?

Why would he be against you seeing her

Are any of the dhnplads on? Considering giving it a try.

>>36960972
>>36960974

I'm 18 and she is almost 17.

The only excuse he's given is that, apparently, I am too much of a 'distraction' during exam season which is complete bollocks I only see her once a week anyway.

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>>36960234
>it's a pushing snooze four times episode

>>36961032
Aye, but it takes her a couple of days to get her knickers off the cieling after you've been.

>>36961052

We only fuck at my house.

>>36961032

Make a 16 year old cum once and shell follow you around like a bad smell for the next ten years.

It's great.

>>36961076

Aha, aye. Agreed lad. I aim for 3 times, though, not once. You see she's very sensitive, downstairs, and I can last very long.

>>36961051
you should get up and pee if you need to or else you'll get pissy bedsheets

I wish Japan was in Eurovision. I reckon they'd win.

>>36961081
She's faking it.

>>36961032
There's fuck all you can do. I knew it was about exams as soon as you posted.

I can understand it a bit. If I was a parent I'd be shitting myself that they were going to fuck up their exams. It really does determine the course of your life.

>>36961115

She isn't lad, she struggles to walk afterwards and is always out of breath and she claws at my back all the fucking time.

>>36961153

I can't wait until 16th June lad. I'm gonna have to dump her. I have severe depression, autism and anxiety.

>>36961167
What's the point in dumping her?

So you can shag someone else? What if you dump her and then you don't get a shag in the next month. You'd have been better off waiting.

Thinking of buying a ps4 lads, is 250 bong from tesco a decent price? bored as fuck and haven't played vidya in years

>>36961167

Virgin detected.


5?+*

Gonna be 10 minutes later than usual for work, it's gonna be a pain finding a computer to sit at
And I was taking pleasure in the tranny struggling to do so the last few days

Bunch of pakis here waiting too, they disgust me

>>36961113
They'd be a joke and not the likeable kind

>>36961218

You're the virgin lad, not me.

>>36961202

I don't want sex with anyone else. I'm not with her for sex. I'm with her because I want to spend time with her and her controlling cuck of a step-dad won't allow that.

>>36961232

Virginity and kisslessness confirmed.
Twelve years until full wizardry attained.

The sight of all these pakis is repulsive

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>>36961269
I love this Paki face.

>>36961167
Is she of poor slavic stock?

>>36961303

No. She's from Ireland.

>>36961269

Morning Stormfag friend.

A lovely morning for seiging heil is it not?

>>36961313

A bog nigger?

How exotic!

Finished leg workout now time for dat gud weed

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>>36961313
Ginger?

Otherwise might as well fuck her off

>>36961382

Ofc she is ginger.

But the problem is her step-dad. Her mum says yes but her step-dad says no and apparently he has control not her actual birth mum.

>>36961406
Well let her do her exams then he has no excuse.

GCSEs mean absolutely fuck all though

>>36961489

So it's lose-lose.

Because it's her step-dad, she said she wants to come over and see me but she isn't allowed because of him dictating this.

She doesn't need to revise at the weekend when she has Monday and Tuesday to revise, etc. All her words, not mine.

I lose because I have to wait until the 16th June and he may do this again after. It's his hatred of me, the GCSEs are an excuse.

GCSEs are worth fuck all though, I agree.

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>>36961269
Very origamu comment related to the linked post

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>>36961510
Why does he hate you? Have you made the effort?

>>36961528

Yes. The mum loves me, she's always inviting me round (when he isn't in) and she often invites me to stay over the weekend (to spend time with my girlfriend).

I have made the effort, I have been nice and I treat his step-daughter right but for some reason he hates me and he controls the family so I am fucked.

>>36961510
>letting someone you don't know cuck you

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>"Your package is ready for collection"
>pissing it down
fuuuuUUUUUCK

>>36961589

Got any solutions then? He's metaphorically bending me over and giving me a right arse fucking because she isn't willing to disobey the little 5'4 manlet cuck.

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>>36961542
Sounds like a prick. Stick it out because if both the mum and daughter are on side it'll blow up in his face

>>36961607
Confront her and claim you know she's fucking him behind your back. That forces her to choose and if she doesn't pick you then you were right.

>>36961510
GCSE aren't worth the paper the certificates are printed on neither is the Scottish equivalent of Nat 5's. I don't think Scottish employers know that standard grade doesn't exist anymore

>>36961611

Except it won't. History of emotional abuse and physical abuse directed towards the mother leaves the mother and my girlfriend scared of him.

Waiting it out is allowing him a victory at the expense of our relationship. He's already cracking down on how much we can speak per day on the phone, soon it'll be very limited and we can't see in person for 5 weeks how do I know we'll still be right then?

>>36961595
What's in the package? Is it worth it?

>>36961640
not really, considering the other part to it hasn't arrived yet

>>36961626

lel wot

>>36961637
Unless she's like 16 that's weird as fuck

How's the days wage cucking going lads?

>>36961648
>anon is building an AR-15 lower receiver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E484qiQXxzM

>>36961637
Well just keep the current pace going. Dump her arse if she doesn't care enough about you.

She's 16 mate, she doesn't have a clue

>>36961659

She is 16 (almost 17) but everyone I know, male and female alike, has/had at-least some freedom or control over their everyday lives and relationships.

Ngl, she is 16 and has a 9PM bedtime.

>>36961675
Fuck forgot my post, meant to ask if this is legit or is he lying to trick people into killing themselves?

How long did Bobby Sands last?

>>36961676

I want to make her see that it isn't right. How do I make her see? Dumping is a last resort because I, obviously, care about her.

>>36961658
Make out like the reason she doesn't want to be with you is that she has something going on with this older man. Question her loyalty.

>>36961691

I took her virginity. I know they ain't been fucking.

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>>36961661
Probably too busy to answer

>>36961677
>dip cigarettes in black tar heroin
>convince her it's cool to smoke
>give her said cigarettes
>she smokes them
>gets high as shit
>keeps smoking then because she didn't realise they felt so good
>has to keep seeing you
>only your cigarettes make her feel that way
>she's clueless
>she stays and tells her stepdad to fuck off

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>>36961661
Sitting around waiting for my night shift to start because I haven't mastered the art of sleeping into the afternoon yet.

>>36961683
>>36961675
That lad must be on something. You cant have nothing but water for that long.

>>36959143
American here, can someone explain what's going on in this pic?

Just pick up a spare bit this weekend and fuck that.

>>36961700
You believe her? Kek

>>36961727
Just loads of silly memes. Some so forced not even other Brits would get them.

>>36961755

She bled first time.

>>36961661
Could be worse. Had to do some shit this morning but not too much. My autistic boss is in a meeting though which is good as I don't have to live in fear of him coming out of his room and giving me some bs to do. Lunch in 10 though which is a plus.

>>36961780
Is the first 16 year old you've been with? They will bleed easily whether it's their first time or not.

>>36961793

Well - she's my first girlfriend and I am her first boyfriend. And I felt the hymen tear.

>>36961801
So what, she hadn't started her period yet?

>>36961816

She wears pads not tampons.

>>36961842
Right so how do you think that menstrual fluid escapes?
It's not hard to see she's slurping on his old knob behind your back.

ketamine arrived :)

>>36961856

wtf no she isn't

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>>36961884
Enjoy your evening, anon :)

Fuck lads 15 mins into Logan and it's intense as fuck
>>36961884
Nice lad, you gonna keep posting while bumping it?

>>36961884
wish my tolerance wasn't so high
a 1 gram bag used to last me weeks, now it wouldn't be enough for a single night

>>36961934
Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Otherwise you wouldn't be so scared to ask her.

>>36962007

wtf no - he's just a controlling cunt

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I've never tried ket, lads.
I've never lived...

What's the best drug for cosy times at home, alone, staring at the PC?

Today is the first day this year I decided not to take my coat.

It's raining.

>>36962061
kets nice to just waste time on, but it's over too quick and you're constantly redosing

>>36962059
he's just controlling a cunt

a break in the rain
might go get my package now

>>36962061
Alcohol.

UNIQUE

>>36962061
Weed. I've enjoyed other drugs but I wouldnt recommend such things to an innocent lad.

>>36962061
see below
>>36962192

>>36962186
above is overrated

>>36962108
and thus this anon is crowned KetLad

>>36962236
Alcohol is objectively the most comfy drug. It's the combination of ease of access + great taste + its actual effects. Cider is objectively the most comfy alcohol, btw.

>>36962257
what cider do you drink lad?

>>36962257
yeah but why would I want to spend the night drinking shite tasting crap when I can just rail a few lines then be fucked the whole night

>>36962282
I don't really drink any more. It's not compatible with the extremely uncomfy drugs I have to take. I miss it though.
>>36962286
Because being fucked the whole night isn't very comfy you fucking knob.

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It just occurred to me that Squall's wearing two belts

>>36962397
doltard

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MiIk Cat 46

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>>36962257
85p Lidl cider is best cider.

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>>36962423
>Doltard
come on man

>>36962595
doltarded

>>36962397
It's a Sam Browne belt you fucking stupid cunt, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>really sick
>pupper getting upset about not going out for hike

i didnt ask for these feels

>>36962619
Don't get how that works though. Besides, wikipedia says he literally strapped two belts together

>>36962637
>pupper
filth like you make me sick

Anon with ED here. Picked up the viagra the GP prescribed me the other day so at least I haven't paid for this batch. Got lucky the other night when I realised I'd run out an hour before my gf came over but it turned out she was on her period anyway.

I've started self-medicating my hormone problem with cabergoline bought from AB. Only on my second dose (you take it every 3 days) but I just got a totally random semi at my desk. Wasn't even thinking about sex at all. Is my benis, dare I say it, back?

It's not fair lads, I've handed in all my assignments and now i have work in 2 hours. I just want to chill and play vidya in my duds all day

>>36962663
whats wrong with endearing names

>>36962685
They make me sick.

>>36962637
teach your dog mindfulness so it isn't affected by the awful abuse you've inflicted on it

>>36962685
the problem is owning a dog lad

>>36962694
>mindfulness
filth like you make me sick

>>36962706
get out pakiboo

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>filth like you make me sick

>>36962735
>filth like you make me sick
filth like you make me sick

people with a overactive disgust response make me fucking sick

>>36962739
>>filth like you make me sick
>filth like you make me sick
filth like you make me sick

Have an appointment with an occupational therapist named Lull.

>>36962764
>meta """humour"""
filth like you make me sick

I am jetting off to Marbella later on today lads. Going to spend a few weeks in my place there.

Might look at some more property while I'm there. Thinking about investing in a beachside place in Estepona. Add it to the portfolio.

>>36962777
lull
LAAAAAAAAAAWLLLL

>>36962759
>a overactive
scum like you make me wanna hurl

So why don't any of you filthy NEETs have jobs?

I HOPE YOU DIE MATE. I HOPE YOOOUU DIEEE!

>>36962824
FRIG OFF YOU SILLY POSER

>>36962818
I'm at work right now you stupid fucking paki.

Not all of us are lowly call center scum. Some of us actually have a job where we are trusted with little things such as access to the internet on our computer.

Not that you'll ever know about that, you impoverished, sex offending, paki rat

>>36962824
Me to tbqh.

>>36962313
course it fucking is
if you're drinking or taking drugs, you're doing so for a reason

half tempted to get a moped since they're cheaper than cars and don't look as deadly as motorbikes since i live in a rural area and i'm sick of walking more than a mile to the shops.

but at the same time i think i'd look like a wanker (even though tbqh i think mods on vespas look aesthetic as fuck) and probably still wind up splattered on someone else's windscreen.

good thing that even though they're cheaper i still don't have the money. still, it's kind of a nice idea.

>>36962871
Mark the moped man they might call you

>>36962871
>don't look as deadly as motorbikes
I'd say they're more deadly tbqh. I don't trust those small wheels.

>>36962871
a guy 2 doors up from me used to ride a moped and all of is buddies used to fly up and down the road on them, it sounded like a swarm of bees

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>>36962818
i ask myself that every day

>Its a fall asleep randomly and sleep for 13 hours episode

I've woken up feeling quite tragic, I've punched my wall twice because my brother is coughing loudly and the sound is too much. Going to go pace around my garden for a couple of hours and hope I come back a calmer man

stop being so uncomfy you're cucks
fuck sake ive got terminal cancer here, i just want a comfy thread

>>36962899
have you taken up smoking and drinking since you're gonna die anyway?

being mildly tipsy makes everything comfy

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>>36962818
I will freak out and have a breakdown if I have even a little bit of stress in my life, I am absolutely weak to the core and im scared. Ive only ever had part time short term jobs and done volunteering. 26 now, im a joke.

>>36962867
That reason is often to be in the exact opposite state of "comfy".
>>36962818
Because I was to smart for my A-levels so I failed them.

Watching ITV news, the kids are going about with knives now even more now than ever before. Whats going on

>>36962871
get a scooter

the manual kind
>>36963088
You're getting memed

>>36963074
so to be comfy you have to be well aware of your own misery

gotcha

>>36963088
Lad it's completely different in Spain. Near my place in Marbella the police are so tough with the young cunts.

I wish the police were half as tough near my place in London.

>>36963111
You might not be wrong actually. Like what's most comfy in life? Snuggled and warm in a blanket in a freezing room on a freezing day.

You gotta be in an island of comfy surrounded by piss seas.

Anyway that's not even remotely what I said what is wrong with you

>>36963112
We need a bit more of that over here to sort the little shits out

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Just inspected my body and there is noticeable breast growth~

>tfw I already know I'm going to binge eat and vomit

Guess I'll try again tomorrow lads~

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>>36963074
>>>36962818
>Because I was to smart for my A-levels so I failed them.
That was my excuse
I dont have a job as I am too ill to work Drs etc dont think I should work employers would not wont to employ me if they knew what was wrong with me
Often tempted to get a job as fed up with no money but know it would end badly

>>36963112
yeah lad, near my house in cadiz the kids run cocaine from morroco and the cops just machine gun em down

>>36961939
I wasn't planning to but I might

>>36963112
No one cares about this shitty character.

>>36963153
Thinking about becoming bullimic to lose weight, is it worth it? Im about 3 stone overweight

What's the deal with the numbers next to milk cat?

>>36963225
that's amount of milk cats that have been posted

>>36963161
No I was literally too smart for my A-levels sorta. I only got diagnosed with ADHD two weeks before my exams -- because my teachers thought I was just lazy, because I'd always had good grades through school.
>>36963183
Nah it's easier just to eat less.

>>36963183
Before you make any decisions about changing your diet or lifestyle, keep an accurate meal diary for 2 weeks.

You don't have to do anything fancy like MyFitnessPal, just literally writing everything you eat/drink on a bit of paper.

If you are HONEST (ie don't "forget" to write down the packet of McVities you scoffed on your lunch break) you will probably find a lot of easy wins, such as cutting out sugary drinks.

>>36963225
ITs the number of threads the bloody thing has been posted in

>>36963163
you should see what my armed guards do when the see kids near my compound lad

>>36963136
Agreed. It's the same story near my brother's house on Crete. Thinking about getting a place there myself actually.

>>36963163
Need to check out Cadiz. What are the investment opportunities like out there?

>>36963225
Its a britfeel index system

>>36963260
not bad lad, but tbqh, it's mostly london bank robbers on the run and shit. also theres a lot of crime between dutch and british gangs over the cocaine trade

>>36963183
>is it worth it?

I really would not recommend it senpai. Vomiting does not make me lose weight either, it only compensats for what I binged on so my weight stays the same. The only way to lose weight is by cutting calories. Just cut your daily intake by a bit and exercise. You can do it lad~

>>36963285
You don't even have to exercise, if you're a turbolazy faggot.

>>36963253
I have robot guards at my Antarctic fortress. They're expensive but you save money in the long run because you dont pay wages.

>>36963183
vomitting is nasty
last time I did it on purpose was when I ate a whole medium pizza and it gave me intense (and I mean unbearably painful) stomach cramps

>>36963235
>>36963239
>>36963285
Ok I will keep a meal diary instead and see what I can cut out thanks anons

>>36963337
Post it on here every day if it helps you remember.

>>36963330
I suppose I wont do it, I remember when I drunk about half a litre of vodka and for 6 hours straight I had severe stomach cramps and vomiting and it was one of the worst experiences of my life

>>36963357
Poleaboo used to do that.

>>36963357
I dont want other anons to see how much of a fat fuck I am

>>36963383
>Im about 3 stone overweight
So were you lying or

>>36963383
This is the entire point though. It's supposed to be a wakeup call. You're eating that shit whether you tell us about it or not. You get fatter from it whether you tell us about it or not.

My suggestion to post it here is to help you avoid hiding from yourself.

>>36963411
What do you mean anon? orig

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>>36959482
need to go buy a new mouse after another costly reeee moment
>>36960234
here you are lad 1 waifu

>>36963417
Ok I suppose you are right, I havent eaten anything yet. Ive only had 2 cups of coffee with just some milk and no sugar. Probably going to have bran flakes after, if all goes well with my diet I wont go out for junk food. Ill post my eatings

>>36962895
30 mins down, sat on the grass feeling lightheaded...
>>36963153
Nice, at least you want them. I've still got slight breasts that won't go down. >>36963183
Eat once a day, trust me it doesn't feel like your even dueting, I got down to a low weight like that

Playing borderlands 2 on the 360, who here comfy?

>on clen for 4 days
>still fat
time to up the dose

Praising Kev this Friday afternoon.

>>36959527
Play 12. or 15.

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fuck it I'm going to knock off work early and make a start on this ket.

>>36959993
>12 and 13 are basically pure shite
What shit tastes.
13 is pure shite but 12 is great.

Was gonna lay down on the grass but there is birdshit everywhere, can't be taking risks like that in life

diet update

bought some wholemeal wraps yesterday along with some salad and hot salsa to give it a bit of flavour.

measured out the calories beforehand and when I went to make it I actually overfilled the wrap by quite a bit with the measurements I'd already made, so I ended up having a tasty filling lunch for only 200 calories!

this losing weight thing seems a bit easy desu, dunno why I failed at it so poorly before

>>36959527
thinking of getting FF3 and 4 for a DS i've acquired

>>36963815
Sptsr shfkdrf

>>36963912
Dumb

get VI

Don't play any others, they're not worth it.

>>36963908
Yea it's easy as fuck if you pay attention to what's calorie dense and awful and avoid it. No sympathy for fatties at all

>>36963949
there was only a gba remake of VI

>>36963937
everything OK there anon?

Got myself a glass of blackcurrant juice and a low fat toffee yoghurt lads

>>36963985
nice one lad, I'm a fan of blackcurrant flavoured anything, but the juice can sometimes be a bit weak for me.

>>36963966
The others still aren't worth it. In time or money or effort.
>>36963956
I hope you also have no sympathy for smokers and NEETs.

>>36963874
Narrow escape lad. Fear of bird shit keeps me alive some days.

>>36963908
only 200?
despite my best efforts I can only scrounge up a 350kcal chicken wrap at the lowest

I saw Linkin Park live 15 years ago.

>>36963815
>>36960598
Enter Shikari is good shit, aren't they back in the studio soon? After they finish the TTTS 10 year event?

>>36964002
I like my juice quite weak, when I was a kid I only enjoyed it super strong and my parents always had it so weak, they said you will probably like the strong stuff less as you get older and your tastes change and turns out they were right

>>36963973
He's making fun of the nonsensical way it's "spelled" with pseudo-Greek. He's basically a pseud who doesn't understand how aesthetics work and who wants to show how useful his Greek degree has been.

>>36964025
I don't really know. I just had these files on my drive. I like their first album. They're local lads (St Albans) - I saw them before they got signed. Saw them along with Gallows, another local-ish (Watford) band who has done fairly well.

>>36964071
New Gallows are good, now that shouty ginger kid has left.

is men's volleyball a meme or not

looks pretty fun

>>36964087
If it looks fun it probably is fun.

Why are you such a cuck.

>>36964022
>chicken

there's your problem m8, even lean meat like chicken adds a load of calories. my wrap had 2 big leaves of lettuce, a few strips of red bell pepper and half a red onion sliced up, with some squeezy salsa that I made sure was low calorie. it was a bloody big wrap with everything constantly falling onto the plate, and still only came to a bit over 200 calories total.

>>36964096
just wanted to know if people think it's a women's sport or something

i'm a bit self conscious lad

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>>36964097
You need to get protein though.

It contributes to the feeling of fullness.

>>36964097
well obviously a pure veg wrap is gonna be less calories
but it's just not satisfying

I need one small and one big meal a day
a chicken wrap is a big meal, a veg wrap would be small
that's just how my brain works

How long do you see britfeel lasting for?

>>36964141
It's pretty womanish yeah

Why are you such a cuck.

>>36964151
Until shadow pepe destroys it.

>>36964097
What are you on about lad. Chicken is pure protein and is low in calories if you get breasts

>>36964145
I know that lad, but for that lunch the wholemeal wrap has enough fibre in it to help me not crave anything, whenever I eat white bread it's a huge problem because I can eat 2 big sandwiches and afterwards still feel like I've barely eaten. I eat meat for tea time, or else have something with lentils in it.

>>36964151
Until I destroy Britain

>>36964156
mate i'm asking for advice how is that cucked

stop ruining my britfeel comfy

What does it take for your dick to get hard, lads? I'm now in my 30s and I used to get at least a semi when I'd get a text implying sexual activity was on the cards or just when I started looking through possible vids to fap to on Redtube. Now sometimes I need several minutes of foreplay. What's usual?

>>36964208
Where would you even go to play men's volleyball?

>>36964214
I can get off to ecchi, and I fap three times a day and have been doing so for the last six years probably. I won't be able to keep that up for much longer.

>>36964184
low calories for meat, but still a lot more than veggies. save your meat for tea time lad

>>36964208
Because you're asking whether we're going to allow you to feel manly while you dance around bouncing balls.

No one's gonna look down on you when you play volleyball if the only people you're with are also playing volleyball you fucking dolt

>>36964195

White bread is just simple carbs. Mostly a delivery mechanism for jaaaaaaam.

>>36964220
local club

Think I have a hemmaroid or anal fissure lads, bums a bit sore when walking

isn't it time keith lemon ended?
>dude vulgarity lmao

>>36964147

Nothing wrong with a bit of chicken in moderation, you should avoid frying it in oil though, boiling it is healthier although its more boring having salsa and veggies with it will spruce it up.

>>36964316
oven cook every time
it's the easiest thing to do, just wrap it in foil and bang it in the oven

I don't even marinate it or anything, just add a little spice after
digging cajun right now

looking at my journal I have eaten 106 wraps since 19/09/16
they're just such an easy meal

>>36964316
>>36964362
if you want to cook meat without oil, you can get those pans with like grilling ridges on them so you get a nice charred flavour as if it's BBQ'd, goes well with spices.

>tfw you want to be a political activist of some kind but you're also an autist and you're going to have to choose between covering up the autism (which hasn't worked before) or embracing it and abandoning politics because mixing the two simply won't work because of the way people perceive others.
nobody's going to believe the guy who spends hours talking about the progress of events in the 1951 election is actually dumb as shit, but similarly there's something empty about never doing anything with your life when politics provides a single avenue to socialisation. trying to synthesise the two would be pointless since it would nullify the one advantage i brought to the table, while also feeling like i was a liar.

it's not fair.
why didn't they diagnose me younger

>>36964395
or a george foreman gril

>>36959143
Put /britfeel/ in the name field next time lad. Makes it easier to search for it and look it up in the archives.

>>36964439
they are legit great desu

>>36964240

A meal without meat is not a meal.
Veggies and other bulk are trimmings for people food, which is meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7yr8WM0xbM

>>36964496
that you lad?

>>36964496
Isn't what they are doing illegal? Even though he's a nonce aren't they technically assaulting him? Why not just call the police

>>36964557
he was meeting her for s*x

the dude is fucked, these people should be funded

>>36964496
>call the old bill

kek didn't realise people actually spoke like this

>>36964578
yeah lad, just give people with no oversight the ability ruin other peoples lives, you've just created a megachad

>>36964578
Why did you censor sex?

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>>36962895
I'm back lads, didn't feel like 2 hours. More like 30mins. Time feels like its going at 4x or 5x still

Saw a bug and almost cried thinking how the amazing the world must look to it don't ruin my childlike thoughts with facts

>>36964578
In Germany and France that's legal.

Is the paki still about?

>>36964643
I don't know if he shows up I'll be letting the old bill know about it

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Went for a "wee", having slept for 12 hours and walked around for 2hours without a sip of water it was obviously a very pathetic one, a little spurt, but it kept leaking afterwards madoanon-esque. Then when I sat down it forced another spurt out and now its running down my leg and drying

>>36964316
why the fuck would you boil chicken? Are you a spastic?

>>36964770
>what is a broth

>>36964770
u chicken pleb

>>36964785
you use stock and bones for broth, not whole bits of chicken, unless you want to waste perfectly good meat.

>>36964770
Lots of people boil chicken, stop bullying me

>tfw too scared to leave your wife because you know she'll do something stupid like suicide.

>>36964848
WRONG
>>36964855
do it

>>36964496
>actually trusting the legal system

he's going to get off and they'll regret not bundling him the back of a car and driving him out to some abandoned industrial estate kek

>>36959143
>no /brit/ in the title
How am I supposed to filter you fags out?

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Just thinking about all the people who have wronged me lads

>>36964912
shit he found us anyway, lets hope he doesn't come into the next one lads

>>36964938
make them pay

oriireo

>>36964850
Lots of people cut the skin off of babies dicks, doesn't make it OK

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>>36964938
I understand the sensation anon, I remember everything.

>>36964938
Think about all the people you've wronged.

NHS been hacked lads

http://news.sky.com/story/nhs-trusts-hit-by-cyberattack-10874280

>>36965004
Are russians trying to influence our election too?

>>36965023
By releasing what MPs have AIDS

>>36964938
I think about this sometimes but I also remind myself when I was horrible to other people. Makes it seem OK.

Friend is coming over in a bit, probably gonna watch The Terminator

Just woke up lads, bit of a shit thread today. Post what you're listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9m0Ac8PCU

>>36965043
Easily 30% of them, they all bum little boys too

>>36964938
the only person who seriously wronged me i punched when i was in school and then he stopped wronging me so i don't think about it

>>36965121
Sounds like a good freindship

>>36965004

Bitcoin ransom demand?

Hmm. I anticipate problems with crypto currencies in the soon time.

Theres no point in living but also no point in killing myself.

>>36965198
no, they want unmarked bills delivered in bags with a dollar sign or the word "swag" embedded on the front to a yet to be disclosed location

>>36965221
true ladio

lads, I've fucked up BIG

I started my new job today, I entered the wrong password 3 times this morning and the system locked me out. When my supervisor asked what happened I said it was hackers. He sent me home saying I couldn't work today.

Should I even go back tomorrow?

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>reading about astrophysics and the cosmos as usual
>get sad because it just reminds me how I always wanted to be an astrophysicist while growing up but drugs, alcohol and girls ruined my studies and now I'm a failure doing a meme degree

>>36965221
>>36965248
At least if I don't hero I might find a point.

>>36965167
Its pretty good, we are both NEET and we spend a lot of time together and cheer eachother up when we feel down.

>>36965294
do you suck each other off

>>36965253
Why did you say it was hackers?
Why did he send you home instead of changing the password?

>>36965315
No im a tranny, I dont have a dicc anymore

>NHS hospitals across England hit by large-scale cyber-attack
It's over lads.

>>36965387
They'll pay the ransom and it'll be fine

>>36965256
what's your meme degree anon?

>>36965253
kek

first day at NHS IT support anon?

>>36965394
Yes goy, you'll be okay we promise.

>>36965394

That is one outcome you can guarantee won't happen.


It appears to be just one facet of an attack on Telefonica.

>>36965387
What do you reckon,China Russia or cyber gangsters

>>36965394
>your tax payer money going to Russian teenagers
great

>>36965408
Computer science lad, don't even know what I want to do when I graduat. Probably just teach english abroad or something

>>36965394
if it's the same one as the one in spain, it's something like 500quid per computer, and considering they still use windows XP i doubt they're competent enough to back it all up

>>36965432
>graduat
>teach english

>>36965442

It is, Telefonica hold the support contract for various NHS trusts.

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Be careful Wojak!

>>36965448
Kek got me there lad, good thing teaching english to foreign primary school kids is basically regurgitating off pre-written sheets

>>36965421

Any or all, one using another as a proxy wittingly or unwittingly. I wouldn't rule out a false flag by our own government either.

>>36965421
Chinese apparently

>>36965342
Im sorry for your loss lad

>>36965141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyfL9LC1DC4

to any of you lads that have managed to drag ur self out of the downward spiral of depression and apathy what were some of the main ingredients in becoming a functioning human again?

i just cant ever see my self being a functioning member of society, im so far detatched from reality i dont even acknowledge my own existence and spend most of the time as if im someone looking in on my life rather than the person who's actually living

i went to a psych last year and they did brain scans and all of that bullshit but ultimately they didnt really offer much help, im desperately trying to keep my self alive because i know that if i killed my self my mums life would be ruined

>>36965575
That's how big the window is in the OP image, lad.

>>36965524
Damn you xi leave our NHS alone

>>36965593
Oooh, silly me, didn't realise that, ehehehehee