Penis Bootcamp

>>36955052
a-are those taste bude?

Looks like you've (reposted 4chins image) got a bad case of pearly penile palpules.
Good thing you can get them lasered out

My penis doesn't talk back and does what's it's told when I choke it.

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>>36955052
if by unique you mean dried out like a disgusting piece of beef jerky then yeah, it's very unique

>>36955086
>laser
>on penis
Oh god.

youre cock looks like its melting

>>36955093

Shut the fuck up? Jon irenicus you fuck this is a compliment thread.

>>36955093
>he didn't enlarge the image

That shit sent chills down my spine. Real alien-tier cock you got there OP.

my penis makes some big cummies

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>>36955079
>>36955093
He said no insults

My penis may not be perfect, but I'm stuck with it and I'm going to make the most out of have I have.

Shit, OP, did you microwave your dick?

>>36955052
Sorry but your penis makes me cringe, trypophobia man.

>>36955099
Better than have popcorn dick

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>>36955127
Nigga it's like a thumb with a pink wart

>>36955153
>trypophobia
same and I don't know why
also it looks like the back side of a toothbrush

>>36955052
It looks so dry that if you're ever stuck in the wilderness you can rub it against a twig to start a fire

>>36955127
how does that thing even work?

>>36955052
>that little hair coming out the tip
is that a tumor or a cock

>>36955127
What the actual fuck dude? Go see a doctor, this shit isn't normal

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>>36955158
Pretty sure OP said no insults.

I like my penis because it's been with me since day one. If a girl doesn't want to have sex because of it, it's her loss. She can't even begin to understand the intricacies of my penis. It's a beautiful penis.

>>36955086
i don't have any, but they look cool to have.

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its a bit above average in size

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I don't like my penis

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some people like my penis

>>36955273
Why do you think everybody is going to not insult just because he said so? Also you gotta tiny dick my man.

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STOP MAKING THESE STUPID THREADS
GO SUCK DICK IF YOU LIKE LOOKING AT IT SO MUCH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>36955052
>>36955052
>>36955052

>>36955301
looks smelly desu when was the last time you showered

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My penis is probably the biggest on the whole board

>>36955415
Doesn't mean anyone will let you use it. If you're lucky, you might get the reach around when you're getting pounded.

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>>36955411
heres one from today that i took for soc attentionwhoring does it look smelly

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I want to find the owner of this dick so I can fuck him senseless, anyone?
>>36955415
wow that's huge.

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>>36955415
It's not a competition, friend.

I've come to accept that no woman will ever want to suck my dick. All I can do is just be myself and I can't lose.

>>36955454
looks smelly and wrinkly anon sorry 4/10

>>36955491
im literally going to go kill myself now

>tfw dicklet
>overly sensitive so spontaneous boners happen at the worst moments
>aren't even that noticeable because it's a dicklet

what is there to love?

>>36955491
what's a 10/10 in your book?

>>36955301
>>36955296
These are pretty, pretty good. I'd suck em

>>36955517
You could love the big dick your bf gives you.

>>36955576
I honestly do wish I was gay, if my brain was wired to like men I'm sure that being a bottom would be right up my alley, pun very intended

>>36955625
if you can get off on stuff like bdsm, get a girl that will humiliate your pepe

>>36955724
i'd honestly prefer wholesome lovemaking where a cute guy lovingly pounds my butthole or a nice grill makes me feel comfortable enough with myself to be all manly and shit in bed but eh i'm not in a position to choose

>>36955823
i don't think i've gone a day where there isn't a hook up thread. have you tried those?
>also, your words area really lewd

>>36955296
my penis looks so much like your's

I'm a grower.
My dick is easy to conceal in tight jeans and when I have an erection I'm like 8 inches. It's like the best

>>36955052
>>36955127
Are these seriously your penises or are you guys trolling? What the fuck went wrong?
>>36955415
>shaved legs
Are you a trap?

>>36955415
what a cute feminine penis
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>>36955520
its >>36955296 but with foreskin and bigger or smaller. cant be that size. i dont know why but he has a bad size for me

>>36955296
I have that exact same laptop. How much did it cost you?

>>36956450
maybe you don't like it bc it looks like it should get bigger but that's all you get.

>>36955052
That looks like it would make jerking off way more enjoyable desu

>>36956518
the real turn off are the veins. i hate when veins really show on a dick. i like moasties.

>>36955052
It's a bit above average

>6.75x6.25 (inches)

>>36955415
wow I'm gay now wtf

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>>36955086

Those aren't pearly penile papules. These are.

The dick in the OP looks to have completely keratinized and dried out due to having been mutilated.

>>36955255

Looks just like a really tight foreskin opening.

That isn't his dick, but if it were, it could be fixed. Wouldn't even have to resort to circumcision.

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My penis is about as good as a circumcised, disfigured penis can be. No girl has ever been even remotely interested in it, but I enjoy it. I'd be sad if I lost it.

>>36955415

this is disturbing. I'm straight. why is this making my pupils dilate. goddamnit I hate this place.

>>36955415

thats not yours

originally of course

>>36955255
i don't think it does
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