GIVE ME A BOY (OR A GIRL) TO CUDDLE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS A STICKUP

>>36954362
A-alright, Just p-please be gentle

>>36954362
Only if you stick it up my ass.
Also, prostitution is an easier option.

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>>36954362
And where's your gun faggot?

OMG! Every time you people do this shit, you're not even in Stockholm!
CMON GUYS

>>36954936
It's in my pants, faggot. You're gonna cock this slide till it fires. Ya hear me?

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Well getting someone to cuddle and hug you isn't the problem

The problem is to get someone to cuddle you in a romantic way
something much more purer than conventional social pleasantries or a formality
a true feeling of passion and love

a feeling you have never experienced

all you're doing is just sadposting at 6 am

ehh anons

>>36955205
iktb it is so painful to realize that it is up to chance and cannot be commodified
unless you meet someone who can romantic with literally anyone which would be crazy