Where do you think you fall bots?

Sigma. No doubt.

somewhere between omega and gamma

>>36954257
Gamma-omega

>>36954257
by this chart, i'm a solid beta

None of these exactly describe me, I'm too special.

>>36954257
where did you even find this retarded picture

>alpha
>armlet

hmm i think not.

>>36954257
>Defies placement in the social hierarchy
>"The Sigma"
lol

Sigma

Cyborg master race.

>>36954257
I'm an Alpha. Married with a kid but I catfish chicks on the side just to know that I could crush puss the day my wife and I divorce.

So made up bullshit by redditors?

>>36954329
>but I catfish chicks on the side just to know that I could crush puss the day my wife and I divorce


sounds paranoid and bereft of healthy activities desu

>>36954338
beta detected

>>36954257
Sigma. Check 'em.

>>36954257

Sigma-Beta

I've always been wired to create my own hierarchy, and it's made me fucking miserable because I feel powerless to change. At least betas still fit in somewhere. I have success with women, but I'm not a very good boyfriend.

But. I'm also a worker bee.

Hence the hybridization.

Whichever one exists outside that because I dont care about grils at all

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>>36954257
They forgot Nu males, the actual cancer and the sixth one not mentioned

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>>36954353
Alpha? BUDDY BOYO EXPRESS AYYY BOYS AAAAAAYYYYYY

>>36954357
nus are betas

>>36954348
>sounds paranoid and bereft of healthy activities desu

It's not paranoia, once my wife is past her child-bearing age we'll divorce and I'll get someone younger to continue reproducing. It's what my dad did and it's what I'm going to do too.

>>36954257
Omega, only Im too passive and weak willed for any kind of outburst or really any form of expression that take more energy than jerking off

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>>36954372
I guess I'm an omega. I'd love to be a sigma one day.

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>>36954401
I'M A BETA?!?!?!

asdfklasdfj

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>>36954426
Gamma it is.

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>>36954439
I'm an alpha-beta now.

gamma. i would like to say omega just to be le special bottom of the pyramid woe is me, but i'm really just a run of the mill failed normie gamma

>>36954456
I'm literally nothing and want to off myself everyday look at those dubs.

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>>36954257
>"market"
>"game"

I don't fall anywhere, I simply recuse myself from such a vain worldview where people are reduced to mere expendable commodities.

>>36954257

The alpha in that pic looks like a clueless bluepilled beta

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>>36954485
Alpha-Sigma-Gamma

>>36954348
>not accepting made up redditor bullshit makes you beta
You can't even adhere to your own hierarchy bullshit, I would be an edgy sigma if anything

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>>36954257
>hierarchys
>>36954338
pretty much ya

>>36954257
Gamma.
Relationships don't really matter to me that much and I've never really looked at any woman as potential partner over just somebody I'd like to hang out with.

Maybe I don't understand myself and that actually is supposed to be a sign of attraction, but I have no idea.

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>>36954504
I'm everything combined.

>>36954518
This is bullshit to make you conform to people's expectations, amirightnowmrkrebscycle?

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>>36954545
NOTHING MATTERS EVERYTHING IS THE TRUTH AS WELL AS A LIE.

>>36954257
Autistic Sigma
heeeellll yeah give me the pussy

I'm a sigma.

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>>36954257
Is there a section for those who have little to no desire to date or have sex?

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>>36954569
im never going to get dubs im not on this hierarchy senpai...

>>36954357
this. where are the virtue signalling sellouts who STILL can't get laid?

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>>36954583
>Is there a section for those who have little to no desire to date or have sex?
yes

>>36954583
I like you.

I still want a girl but I don't because I don't want to mess my kids up

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>>36954583
>h-heh i'm too smart for sex
>dies alone
>no legacy
>wasted life
>total degenerate

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>>36954620
I DON'T WANT RESPONSABLILITIES! I JUST WANT TO FOCUS ON MY GOALS!

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>>36954645
HOLY FUG WHEN DO I GET THE

DUBB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36954257
i hate these because people on here inevitably go 'oh i'm an alpha-sigma-gamma with a touch of beta' because they're such special fucking snowflakes they can't just play the game and have fun, they have to ruin it with their ego

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>>36954667
OFF BY ONE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

PLEASE GIVE ME THE DUBB GOD :((((((

I JUST WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN! I HATE EVERYTHING ELSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36954257
Sigma male reporting in. Fuck it feels good

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>>36954696
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!219038792371490875yehdfgvbillwcigl;awchgalw;iu;ugl;twyltwg;9ia

giv the dubb

>>36954626
How does not having sex make me a degenerate?

>>36954257
im actually none of these things

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>>36954710
me: wen i get dubb mom
mom: you can be whtever u wnt ye?
me: tajt not wut i ask :((((

>>36954710
off by one again, cucky!

>>36954734
Ok, now it's almost impressive how you keep getting off by one.

>>36954734
dis be dh dubs

>>36954257
Sigma for sure

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>>36954257
Sigma, minus the "successful with women" part.

Where do I belong if I've had relationships in the past, but my last long relationship was over 6 years ago and now I'm adamantly against the idea of relationships, marriage, etc. but will occasionally go out with a girl a couple times in the hopes of getting in her pants, but when things get too serious, I ghost her and go back into my dormant state until I get the urge to have sex again?

>>36954257
Definitely sigma. Women aren't the cause of my depression and, probably as a result of said depression, I don't see them in any special light. Not trying to say I'm the mysterious quiet guy who's always scheming in the dark and attracts women who don't interest him. I'm more the guy who has never had a problem holding a relationship, in any capacity, with a woman but just don't care for any of it. It's all pointless, personally.

>>36954257
Alpha-sigma

Not even baiting either.
I'm a self aware normie
I'm also extremely nihilistic.

>>36954718
not having kids is degeneracy, sorry. it's cool that you're pissing away literally billions of years of copulation though.

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>>36954734

I am NEET that loves to masturbate while I am guilty that god is watching me. I am a huge hypocrate. I hate myself and want to change but the process is so slow. My mom hates me and is disgusted by me. She is the bane of my life. She has now converted my dad into hating me. I'm the black sheep of the family and am sliding down the slope of getting hated by my family and peers. I am a failure because I was a shitty kid that didn't know better. Why do I have to pay for what I did when I was young? Was it really under my will to do so? Is it my fault that I am a pakistani american? Is it my fault that my parents were completely clueless as to what goes on in US schools? Why am I paying for this? The only reason I want to keep living is to somehow become a billionaire and eventually become a pious person.

Please save me.

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>>36954893
I hate my dicc

SELF-PITY
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>>36954864
What about consciously knowing you're going to bring genetic trash in a mediocre-at-best environment? That should be considered degenerate too. In that regards abstaining from reproduction should be considered the high ground.

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>s-sigma but forget the women part
>not gamma or omega for sure!

>>36954864
>not having kids is degeneracy, sorry.

I bet if I told you I was mixed it would suddenly no longer be "degenerate."

>>36954933
it's not

>>36954998
I guess I should clarify: white people not having kids is degeneracy. You on the other hand should be castrated or at the very least given a vasectomy.

>>36954966
KEK so much this

I can admit to treading the fine line between gamma and omega

>>36954257
Sigma

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>>36955043
the number of "sigma" in this thread is hilarious.
oh the delusion is real.

>>36954257
Somewhere between Sigma and Beta.
I'm not successful with women because I don't care enough yet I could be if I did.

>>36954799
Oh, hey there.
Are you me?

Omega as fuck.

Except I'm not really rejected. I don't even try, but when I try I do so-so. Could lay a hot girl with enough luck and effort but erectile dysfunction says don't bother.

>>36954257
>literally typing yourself into hierarchies based entirely on attracting women
Caring about this makes you a happy go lucky normalfag.

>>36955032
I'm white and I'm 100% sure you don't want my genetic disease in your racist bullshit future.

>>36954257
Sigma, but gay

>>36955324
its called Fagma

>>36954257
Between beta and gamma. I've swallowed the red pill about women but idk whether the dating game is actually worth it. I've considered MGTOW but if the right girl comes along I wouldn't reject her.

>>36954257
Gamma most closely describes me. Not really though.

There needs to be a category for people who've checked out completely but haven't gone rogue or consumed themselves with bitterness. A step between Gamma and Omega.

>>36954257
what are these gay sorority house name memes?

>>36954257
Why does this blame women for men's issues

>>36956261
>implying that women aren't literally the root of all evil

Well I'm starting engineering school in the fall as a full time student, have a full time job that's about 35 hours a week, about to get a nice car soon, am not a virgin, 20 years old, but no girlfriend and only like 2 friends. I'd say I'm currently a sigma working real hard to get into the top tier alpha category.

>>36954257
None of those match my thought process. I haven't been rejected, I haven't tried and I have no intention of trying because I have no desire for relationships of any kind. I'm not bitter, relationships just seem like a burden and my time seems better spent doing things I enjoy by myself. I've never met someone I wanted to spend time with and I've never felt love, and I've felt no desire to ever do anything to a woman.

If singles, omega
If dubs, sigma
If trips alpha

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>>36954385

great job anon copy the same reproduction tactics that produced a fucked up robot like yourself

>>36954257
Halfway between Alpha and Sigma.
I'm not outgoing or charismatic but I lead my tight social circles and have never had problems with women.

Sigma just seems like a normal person to me. 90% of the guys I know don't swagger and don't have a hoard of douchebro friends. They just do their own thing, work a 9-5 or study, and date on the weekends. They're not awkward, they make money, and they get laid.

Sigma probably
>>36957222
Good numbers,laddie

Do women have ranks too?

Gamma, in a few more years ill probably become omega.

>>36954257
that's not what an omega male is
what a shit infograph

>>36954257
I'd have to say I'm a sigma. For some reason girls are attracted to me.

>>36954257
sigma but only gay

>>36958129
yeah subhuman
they all get the same rank

I'm an herbivore

what about gays and traps and trap fuckers? we are ascended

>>36956986
is that what you tell yourself, beta boy?

>>36958229
me too frieno ^-^ im making a gyu-don bowl rn, but with fried tofu i left marinating in some soy sauce/teriyaki sauce before putting it on the rice

>>36958258
91stPbP

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>>36954257
No where you fucking faggot. I'm my own fucking piece. Just like you and everyone else in this fucking thread.

What are you if you are self-confident and redpilled about women, but an ugly and certified autistic virgin?

>>36954257
Sigma, I look like a homeless person but girls always like to talk to me for some reason and always manage to find a girl that will spoil me for a few weeks and then I move on.

>>36954257
In the "take your badly made meme images somewhere else" category

I am omega and alpha .

>>36954257
Definitely sigma. I'm not a beta and not an alpha.

Once I get a better job I'll just become a more wealthy sigma.

>>36958671
*tips fedora*
*unsheaths katana*
*vapes cigar*

>>36954257
girl (male)
original tbqh

>>36954257
I am Beta, going on Omega
Someone, please send me help

>>36954329
You married a kid? Wtf dude?

Omega probably, i'm not clueless as to why women don't like me and i'm not to particularly bitter about it.

>>36958749
Son why did you nuke megaton?

>>36954257
when will this alpha/beta/whatever shit go away? dumbest meme ever.

according to this im a sigma

ctrl + f : sigma
32 matches
of fucking course

>>36954257
This pic triggers me so much.
Redpillers are beyong omega.

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End
WHO THE FUCK POSTED THIS ALREADY!
REEEEEEE

Between sigma and beta

>>36954257
Most of these aren't mutually exclusive, which makes it kind of hard to use.

Somewhere between Sigma and Beta.

More lone wolf antithesis of the Alpha than a worker bee of society. But not successful with women, partly due to lack of resources.

>>36958749
Surely fedoras are Sigma?

>>36954257
Omega-Gamma master race, if you're anything else then you don't belong here

>>36959107
HI LEDDIT

please take your puns and shitty jokes back to /r/funny

>>36954257
Probably Sigma.
My brother is an Omega.

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whatever a non cookie cutter falls under

Gamma

Although I haven't "checked out" bc I don't understand redpill/clueless about women, but rather the opposite. Im just plain unattractive and I'm not willing to become a beta normie just to get women.

I really like how these charts always have one self insert choice which the author puts in so he doesn't have to admit to himself that he's a beta, because he knows he's not an alpha.
Who else /sigma/ here :^)