Who lost his virginity to an escort here? Tell us your story,

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>>36954094
honestly, how do you find a good escort? ive thought about it but i really dont wanna end up with a crackwhore, a undercover cop, or find myself at the end of some pimp's gun.

i just wanna know what it feels like to have sex

>>36954094
Everyone who tells the story cites the same reason. Phantom peer pressure.

You can't risk saying you're a male virgin over 18 and expecting to have anybody respect you.

I've actually barefaced told people I'm a virgin at 20something and they didn't fucking believe me. I'm glad I'm cool with it, because if not I'd be going insane.

>>36954094
Lost it to my future wife like God intended desu

>>36954094
Marky's so cute. I want to lick her.

i didn't lose my virginity to one, but i did get my first blowjob by one. my friend knew this trashy girl who would suck dick for $40. i said fuck it and he set it up. i go to the hotel and she's chubby. give her the money, take off my pants, and she starts sucking. felt good for about 5 minutes then i kept losing my boner because she became uglier and uglier by the minute. so that kept happening for about 10 minutes, going soft, getting hard, blah blah. at some point i just fuck it, it's not happening and pulled my pants up and left. she was nice about it though, she told me to call her anytime.

>>36954967
tell me how sams dick tastes

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I lost my virginity to a escort when I was 14, 11 years ago, but it was fucking terrible. To anyone who thinks about doing this, don't.

Here goes the story:
>Older brother wants to help me lose my virginity, but I was insecure as fuck at the time and as such, couldn't talk to women really well
>Wants to hire a escort for me, but I'm against it.
>He insists and tells me that I will get ''experience'' and will be able to do well when making out with a girl I like
>I still refuse It
>He and other people put overwhelming pressure on me
>Finally I end up giving in
>He hires an escort, she's okay in terms of looks, but I am just not in the mood, firstly because I was nervous, secondly because I didn't want It in first place and last but not least, I realized there that the thought of someone not wanting to have sex with me and only doing It because of money is total deal breaker and boner killer for me.
>We have ''sex''
>It's fucking terrible because of the whole situation and also because first times are generally pretty shit anyway
>I can't cum because was just fucking her for obligation
>Older brother actually thinks that he did a good thing
>years later, I start dating and have sex with a girl I really love
>We have sex, it's her first time
>Wish it was also my first time.jpg

Moral of the story, even though it's really easy to give in to pressure when you are young, you should always try to stay firm on your desires and convictions without being too affected by other people's opinions.

I wanted to know what sex was like, so I decided to do it. Researched it for quite a while and found my country's main reviewing site. Found various GFE escorts in my area and contacted the one who was the most well-reviewed. She looked like a short-haired Anne Hathaway. Sex was good and she was very friendly.

Never saw her again because she moved country. Still see other escorts every few months. I generally stick to this one particular escort who is insanely passionate (I feel like I've survived a mauling whenever I leave) and friendly without me having to pay for GFE.

On the summer vacation of my 20th year on earth I decided that i was gonna have sex, no matter what the cost.
>be me, just turned 20 a few weeks ago
>browsing "how to aquire a whore"
>end up on backpage
>mostly ugly chicks, have to search awhile to find a decent looking chick.
>on like page 11 find this latina whose smoking
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>literally enter, clear and enter her number into my phone multiple times, spend even longer working up the courage to write a text (I didnt have the balls to call)
>she replies within 10 mins as she lists her prices
>have money from job i worked two years ago because dad made me
>decide that ill pull the trigger
>text her i want a full hour
-200$
>she texts me a crossings
>drive to crossing and call.
She doesnt answer
>sit there and laugh, God really had me going but i guess i saved 200 dollars
>its like midnight mind you, so some questionalble person walks up to my car
>hes trying to talk
>hes not black so i roll my window down an inch
>asks if ive seen his wife, apparently they fought and she left
>tell him i just got here and im waiting on a friend
>he thanks me and starts walking away.
>realize i said i was waiting for a friend, in an empty parking lot at midnight.
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>Phone goes off
>Its the whore
>she appologizes for missing my call and tells me to go to the (i forgot what the hotel was called)
>arrive, call agian
>she tells me her room number.
>deep breath, walk up.
>the hotel wont let you in without an employee at this time so some black guy walks up and ask what im doing here
>im just gonna see a friend
>looks at me for a sec, then opens the door
>black guy tells me the best way to go to room
>here i am, this is it
Knock
>some fat ass hag opens the door and says come in
>dont move, ive been catfished
>see someone else walk up and say there you are.
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>walk in
>she asks me to put my donation on the counter
>do so
>we aqwardly just stare at each other
Tbc

>>36954094
Johnfag here,

"First" time (cumming) was 5 years ago, it was a HJ from an escort that was "Lite GFE." This was after a two failed attempts elsewhere. Pro tip: Don't start with CFS.

Next two were BBBJTC, no CIM though. After that I got an outcall with a chick that actually did CIM. Also we snowballed which is a huge turn on.

Tried CFS again later but still no go. I stuck to girls who sucked dick & cum after that.

Fast forward to recently, I start seriously looking into BBFS. Not that I was a prude or anything before, but I got a new job recently so I had more cash, and I always kinda felt like a virgin if I didn't cum in FS.

Anyway, I reach out to a few girls. Mainly they are just rumored to do it by posters on review boards. If its a sure thing, people generally want to keep that info to themselves.

I get with one girl because she seems sexy and kinky, which she was. Wasn't known for giving it up, but she was new. She told me to stick it in while we were doing DATY, I said I wasn't good with condoms, she didn't really respond either way. I moved on with the usual.

Next girl was rumored to do it so I reach out. She seems super chill and I thought it was going to happen, but she reaches for a condom. I figure I'll give CFS another go. She is good at riding on top, but wants K9, and by the time we reposition, I'm pushing rope.

Cont.

>>36955111

Some friends convinced me to have sex with a stripper in Russia for 10K rubles (like $150 at the time) and it was a regrettable experience. She was very attractive, but the whole time I had this feeling that something wasn't right and the knowledge that she is just performing for money kind of ruined it for me. Anyway, we barely had sex, I didn't come close to coming and it made her think she wasn't attractive. Prostitutes were a mistake.

Another hindrance was the fact that I like to eat girls out, but there was no way in hell I would do that with a Russian stripper.

>>36955870
Fast forward to two weeks ago, some girl posts a local ad. In my spelunking I find some rumors. One guy said she offered it by text, and he cancelled the meeting. Pro tip: They're always barebacking someone, even if its just the BF. So protect your tool if you're paranoid.

Anyway, her TCB is bad but I stick with it. Try to set something up on the weekend, then the next weekend, then finally she offers mid-week and I accept.

She texts me the menu and specifically says no BBFS, so I'm kinda bummed out. I resign myself to the usual oral play and we set up the meet.

Head game was strong and we were making out like mad teenagers, so I felt I was getting my moneys worth. She asked an odd question and I didn't realize the relevance at the time- "Don't you use condoms?" I said they're not needed if you're only going to be sucking my dick. (BBBJ/CIM is common, and not a taboo like BBFS is).

She lays down which usually means its time for DATY, so I start going at it. During the usual moans (they're fake I imagine, no clue if I'm any good at oral), she says "fuck me" and "I want you inside me" and such. I don't acknowledge it at first because I've got a face full of pussy to deal with, but eventually it clicks.

I figure, at worst, she'll say no but probably still suck it. So I ask if she really wants me to, and I get in position. She moans out a yes which was damn hot.

I'm only at half mast so I consider asking her to suck me up, but instead I just go for it without thinking. I manage to guide it in and start going at it. I'm really lazy and never work out, but I find the energy to pump by full body, hold myself up with one arm, and DFK her the whole time. Her body gets hot and sweaty which turns me on.

Still a bit wary I ask if I can cum (inside). She says yes again and I start pounding with even more energy.

I bust inside of there and it feels like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I finally lost my v card.

>>36956074
What the fuck do all these acronyms mean

>she asks if im ok
>y-y-y-yeah
>she tells me to not be so nervous
>come here
>jump on bed
>she hugs me and i melt
>it felt so good to be held
>she asks me normie questions
what do you wanna do?
Where do you live?
Are you a virgin?
>answer the questions and reveal virginity
>she mounts me and says "thats okay, I can lead the way"
>she take her shirt and bra off and i fondle my first set of breasts
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>she takes my shirt off
>clothes are lost till neither of us can lose anymore
>gives me a handy
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>she slips a rubber on me and gives me the succ
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>asks what position i wanna try
>uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>she just mounts me again
>i feel my wand get engulfed in the dark realms of the witches lair as my wizardry powers are forever sapped from me
>fuck for a bit
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>asks if i wanna switch positions
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>pound her fine ass from behind for what felt like forever, the nerves must be preventing me from feeling anything
>cum
>sit down on bed and she hands me a tissue
>realize i had some cleaning up to do
>ask if i could use her shower
>sure
>walk to shower and see the old hag
>realize that this old bitch never left
>realize im naked as fuck
>realize this bitch heard us fuck and then some
>shower, this feeling of disgust is slowly simmering in my gut
>come back and whore asks what i wanna do with my last 30 mins
>we cuddle until the disgust is too much and i get up dress up and thank her for her help
>leave, return to car and begin the drive home
>i kind just sit there going "damn so thats it huh? Thats it? Thats sex?"
>i didnt feel satisfied, i didnt feel like i learned anything
>try to sleep cant
>just watch one punch man until parents wake up then i just go eat and play vidya
Overall i dont regret it, but sex was way overhyped
Unfortunately you cant learn that until you experience it firsthand

>>36955111
>>36956043
What a bunch of faggots. You're going to pay for sex either way. And who gives a fuck if she's attracted to you? Women are incapable of love.

>>36956043
>>36955111
I know that feel, bro. Performance anxiety and ED plagued me at the start. These days I go nofap for awhile and its like busting open a fire hydrant.

>>36956074
>>36955870
Here is the lexicon since people ask:
FS=Full Service (penis in vagoo)
BB=Bareback
CFS / BBFS = covered/bareback FS, or CBJ/BBBJ
CIM / CIP = cum in mouth / pussy
DATY = Cunnilingus
TCB = taking care of business (responding to texts, being on time, etc)
BCD = behind closed doors (the actual session experience)

>>36954094
What's with the rise in escort threads recently?

I'm looking to get one if I'm still a virgin come January.

>>36956106
They're common abbreviations in the escort community (eccie)

https://skipthegames.com/articles/about-escorts/escort-terms-escort-sex-definitions-escort-abbreviations

I'm a closet lesbian/probably ftm and I tried to hire a prostitute to have a good sexual experience for once. she laughed at me but then was kinda sympathetic and talked to me for a while. she wouldn't have sex with me though.
i'm in therapy now and i have a boyfriend. i'm trying to make it work.

>>36956043
Prostitutes are fine imo, the problem lies in people putting extreme amounts of pressure on guys when it comes to sex, losing virginity and so on. Sex isn't a fucking moral obligation and you should do when you feel like It and with who you feel like.
>>36956121
>ou're going to pay for sex either way.
projecting.

>And who gives a fuck if she's attracted to you? Women are incapable of love.
Who said anything about love? I'm not asking her to love me, but I feel like the conquest and context are just as important as sex itself. To me a girl who I don't know just coming out of nowhere and dropping her clothes without having any real desire to do so is awkward and anticlimactic as hell. Making a girl feel good and knowing that she actually desires you is a pretty good and uplifting feeling.

how do I find legit review/places when sites like rubmaps cost money?

>>36956146

Johnfag here,
Seasonally, I get horny as shit and see a bunch of escorts.
When I do, I start & search for threads to spread the gospel.

>>36954738
Find your local review board. In Texas, Eccie is king (just google the names).
I use Eccie to look at ad and pics, and find reviews.
I use P411 for screening. Its a great screening tool, but the profiles don't list services, and they only link to third party reviews.
My understanding is that The Erotic Review is popular elsewhere for reviews & screening.

I don't recommend backpage. Not that you'll get busted by johnny law, but there is a 80% chance all you'll get is CBJ/CFS and a 15% chance you'll get mugged by Tyrone or other shenanigans will befall you. You'll have to dig through the dirt and that is too much hassle for an introvert robot like me.

>>36956266
You might try again. Be straight up when contacting her. Some escorts will be plenty happy to see you. Also, most of them will be happy to use your toys on you.

>>36956298
You can join Eccie or TER for free and get credit for posting reviews. Dig through backpage, see a chick, post a review, then start doing serious research with your paid access.

Honestly, I just shelled out the cash. P411 is a great tool for getting through screening.

People who don't have sex put sex on a pedestal, which is both society's fault and their own fault. So they feel like they have to hire an escort or lose their virginity by any means necessary and when they do, they find the shocking truth that sex, especially on your first time, isn't what you idealized.

>>36956348
what's the average price you pay? I don't want to get ripped off

>>36954094
lost my virginity to sexual abuse and I still haven't recovered from it.

>>36956510
Well, I definitely pay above average rates. I read reviews to make sure the girl does what I want. I've never cum via CFS, and if she doesn't do CIM, I'll leave disappointed.

You can find a large supply of backpage girls who will definitely fuck and suck you... but its almost all covered (condoms) only.

Typically, the girls I see are $150-200 for 30mins, and $250-$350 for 60mins. But if you troll backpage you can easily get it down to like $80-100/30min and $140-200/60min.

Be aware that this is an expensive habit. I spend $120/year on P411 and typically $60/yr on Eccie (or your local equivalent).

During my average hooker season (about once a year) I spend about $2,000.

>>36956431
I'm not idealizing sex.

I'm idealizing social acceptance and social proof.
At my age it became clear that my lack of experience has blocked me in so many ways.
Everytime I would get a chance with a girl everything is ruined the second she realizes the kind of man I am(without even me telling her).

Also sex and love makes you develop emotions that mature you into adulthood.

Being inexperienced at 30+yo have you never looked down on men like these or see them as manchildren?

I'm tired of idiots spouting bullshit like "sex is overrated".

>>36957087
>I'm idealizing social acceptance and social proof.
Here's the thing though, you won't gain social proof or acceptance just by fucking escorts. People won't recognize you for that, as most find such method do be cheap and an easy way out.

If you want social proof and acceptance in terms of ''getting laid'', you will have to prove that you are able to get girls using actual skills and not just hiring a whore with money.

>Everytime I would get a chance with a girl everything is ruined the second she realizes the kind of man I am
Problem is, your personality and behavior won't have any really drastic change just because you got laid. Thinking that getting laid is a cure to lack of social skills is one of the biggest misconceptions people have.

Look, I'm not trying to bring you down or say that you are wrong in thinking that people see more value on men who get women, but you are looking at the wrong direction to fix your ''problem''.

Fuck filter that is not letting me post because ''post'' isn't original, just because I deleted the previous post since was directed to the wrong person

>>36956266
>she laughed at me
jeez.......

>>36956348
Oh shit you're the real deal.

Any advice for a lesbian seeking a girl? Would i be better off traveling and trying to go to a brothel in another country? (for some reason i think they'd be more receptive to chicks)

>>36956266
Closet lesbo here too
I kind of wanted to get an escort so I could experience a woman, but now I'm not so sure....

>>36957427
I am not going to boast about fucking whores I'm not that dumb.

I pretty much gave up on improving social skill and dating I know in my current state I have not much room for improvement.

What I expect from getting laid is actually to stop idealizing every relationship I have with a girl.
The bottom line is that any girl I meet, I get blocked for two reasons mainly:

-Inexperience.
-Urge to get sexual fast.

Two things that are so common in a virgin nowaday with our porno generation.

If I have at least one place where I can just let go of my sexual impulse then I'm fine no matter the cost, who or how I managed to get it.

And also to finally know what it is like to get intimate with a girl, which is the emotional part I lack so much of and is really important to plunge me in an adult environment when I stop seeing every girl as a potential date.

It's like every guy who got laid the first time pretend all these don't matter or he just forgot how he acquired them.

>>36957495
>Any advice for a lesbian seeking a girl?
Yeah, it's called walking outside, you stupid fucking cunt.

>>36958247
Lesbians are difficult to find and the ones that aren't disgusting are taken.

Why would it be easier for a girl to find a girl than one of you guys?
How dumb do you have to be to think that it's easier for me?

>>36954738
you should bang a less attractive girl who will actually like you. I can't imaging using a hooker as a first time, how could you ever get comfortable

I lost mine to Shirl friend, as opposed to a girlfriend when we were both 12 because we wanted to see what it was like.

It was five years before I even tried to do it again.

>>36958267
Get the lesbian version of tinder or whatever related app, you retarded bitch.

Are you really implying that you, a probably average looking female, will have a harder time finding a willing female in a niche sexual market than us, people who have failed to do so in 20+ years on the widest market where supply of males is plenty and after we have already proven that we have no chance cause we're just that ugly and/or autistic ?

Friendly reminder that you're a worthless hole and that's why you are incapable of thinking logically. Leave this board for once, go back to Normieville. Don't forget to kill yourself on the way out.

>>36958247
>it's called walking outside
i fucking wish
>>36958415
her? that one is pretty bad especially if you live anywhere but NYC, LA, or San Francisco.

What's wrong with wanting sex with a beautiful girl who you can pick out yourself with no hassle of a bf or other normie garbage? surely you can understand Johnfag?

>>36958907
>i fucking wish
How fucking ugly are you?

>>36958936
i'm average looking yet picky like all roasties.

even though you don't mean it to be, it's kind of nice that you have strong faith in me being able to get a girl.

>>36955575
finish the story anon
(for fucks sake muh unoriginalo comment i hate the capchta)

>>36956118
so why was the old woman there?

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>>36959147
>i'm average looking yet picky like all roasties
ayy

>>36955005
Reminds me a story my bud told me where there was a fat girl who was rumored to suck people off for a McChicken so her nickname became McChicken

>>36957495
Money is money.
Any professional will see you, and you'd probably be a pretty welcome change from the usual clientele.