>gf agrees to let me lick her butthole this evening >fucking

she's testing your love for her OP.

>>36953155
I don't think you're really into it fampai just throw in the towel and go back to missionary.
Leave the butt stuff to the real perverts.

>>36953155
It shouldn't phase you. You know poo comes out of there. Tell her to clean up then bend her over and go to town my man.

Would you have rather she held it in and you got mud on your tongue?

why wouldn't she have a quick shower afterwards?

why do you have such shit taste?

>>36953155
Can you keep us updated on the butt eating?

>>36954216
>why do you have such shit taste?
Gee I wonder why

Postpone it until tomorrow. Fucking start an argument if she tries to weasel her way out of it.

>gf

originally stopped reading there

Why are you surprised you fucker? It's an asshole, it has one job. Just because it's next to the other hole doesn't mean it's a good idea to put your tongue in it.

>>36954396
because bitches do this shit

>>36953155
She wants to compare how good of a job you do to how she cleans it normally. If you leave it spotless, you might be doing this often.

>>36954428
How is it not a good idea to tongue the anus? You're a normie and probably gay or something and need to fucking leave here.

>>36953155
Are you made that she didn't want to save her wet shits for your mouth? This post confuses me op.

>>36954494
>probably gay
don't you think he'd be into that tho?

>>36954494
I don't want shit on my tongue

>>36954396
(346 upvotes) (Reddit Gold)

EREN!

NIGETTE!!!

>>36953155
op you're supposed to clear it out before doing sexy stuff with it
otherwise she might get poop on you
as long as she wipes it and a little bit in it and washes it a bit it's fine
it's not like there will be shit clinging to it (hopefully)