How do I get a gf like the one in this webm?

>>36948384
A quadriplegic?

Not even katawa shoujo went that far

>>36948384
Volunteer at the special olympics they have them in every city now you prob will come out as a creep but I use to with my friends bec it was hilarious watching full blown tards run like well tards haha

>>36948414
If they have dating sites for HIV type people I'm sure you can find a wheely site or autistic site for dating

>>36948453
You can't. I have tried.

>>36948384
Haha I love this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkttS6CcmDU

>>36948384
learn how to play basketball and start hanging out at the church youth group maybe?

>>36948384
Easy. Break her legs and force her to be your gf

>>36948564
Watch the video i just link its funny but if you want a chick in a chair like that you have to do shit like volunteer to stuff in this video, around half the moms their are single if your into single moms

>>36948569
Holy shit look at them wave the flags my sides

>>36948414

She isn't a quadriplegic, she can clearly use her arms. She is a paraplegic.

>>36948384
>Chad gets your quad qt's
REEEE

>>36948569
omfg anon I don't think I can make it past La Cuckaracha haha

>>36948564
Did you finish the talent show video lmao thats what you have to go through to find a wheel bound chick they volunteer to those too like alot but you laugh at shit like those guys in the vid your fucked and she will hate you

>>36948629
Ya its terrible one of the guys is facing the wrong way lol

>>36948676
Its a hoot keep watching senpai

>>36948634
No, she's a quadriplegic. Can't you see that her use of her arms is limited?

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>>36948384
Further proof that WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS!

>>36948569
this is so sad, there is no god

>>36948569
This is hard to watch M8 I'm going to hell for finishing this

>>36948569
Whats fucked up is that crippled black guy has a female touch his leg to move it I havent even had this happen to me..

>>36948751
Ya but its pretty hilarious... I'm going to finish it up. There are a few more videos out there that make these guys look like Chads.

>>36948569
I'm in tears laughing senpai fucking the guy yelling "TEQUILA" this is gold thanks

>>36948384
Be like the Chad in the webm.

Why do you fucking degenerates even make these threads? The answer is always the same: be Chad.

You should put that shit on a fucking wristband, then every time you're about to waste another 30 seconds of my life on another stupid vapid thread you can look down and see: "What would Chad do?".

>>36948569
This is fucking bizarre.

I don't understand most of it though.

>>36948881
Ya the guy yelling TEQUILA had me the first few times and the guy rocking drums out lmao

>>36948978
Bunch of people in a talent show that are fucked 6 ways to sunday

>>36948828
Do you have links to other tard shows senpai?

>>36948978
I have to agree with you this isnone of the strangest things I have ever watched

>>36949104
Looks like some others were taken down l all but forgot about that video till today last I watched was 5 years ago lol TEQUILA

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>>36948384
This guy is right: >>36948930

Even disabled girls can get any guy they want. Men are more loyal and down-to-earth and don't really care how their women look just so long as they have a functional uterus.

Pic sort of related, I couldn't really turn the phone landscape and include her Tyrone boyfriend without looking suspicious; he was already glaring at me as it was when I snapped it.

>>36949193
It was prob her care taker/rapist M8

Is it even possible for white women to fail at getting male attention? The girl is in a wheel chair, cannot even move her legs and still gets a tall, top tier white chad. Her circumstances for 99% of the population would end their love life, yet she still gets the best handed to her on a silver platter. Amazing.

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>>36949193
>he doesn't film disabled girls and their Chad boyfriends regularly

>>36948743
What watch the link faggot and tell me any of those women are not robots

>>36948384
That guy is her brother

>>36949193
That was most likely her paid care taker.

>>36948569
What the fuck am I watching M8 this is weird

>>36949274
How on God's wonderful Earth is that post original

>>36949298
You are watching tards talent show 09

>>36948569
That little niggers name is Yusef? The fuck a black jew?

>>36948384
Step 1: get a gf.
Step 2: orchestrate a nonlethal accident of some sort in which she breaks her spine.
Step 3: be her rock while she gets accustomed to life as a quadriplegic.
Step 4: you now have the gf you wanted.

(You monster.)

>>36949385
this is the only correct path to take?

>>36948384
OP date one of the adult tards in this faggots post >>36948569

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>>36948569
>tfw didn't think I would ever watch the whole thing despite all the replies
>watched the whole thing

>>36949418
You will still fail, good looking ones get high end normies and chads, ugly ones get other ugly people in chairs so you are fucked anon

>>36949429
There was like 1 adult potato the rest are kids i OP tried hed go jail

>>36948569
>nike yamaka
you gotta be fucking kidding me.
8:31

>>36949457
Lmao I'm not sure what to say glad you made it through the end haha

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I will never understand how you guys can dream of dating a disabled girl. You realize you would have to do literally everything for her, right? Bathe her, clothe her, prepare food for her, clean up after her, reach things for her, pick something up if she drops it. I babysit a wheelchair-bound girl, and I need to help her with absolutely everything we do together and it is totally exhausting. You guys have no idea what you're asking for.

>>36949509
Ya thats the first thing besides the tards I noticed I was like wtf? Nike yamaka.. everything blew my mind

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>>36948569
>tfw expected to laugh
>tfw instead i pondered the horrors of being a prisoner inside of my own body and mind

>>36948569
Watching this cheered me up a jewish run full blown "special" talent show this is so pathetic. What makes it worse they dont even know how fucked they are.

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>>36948384
>tight butthole
>pic related

>>36949612
Haha but did you see the lady run by with the "LAUGH" sign my sides, all honosty they are so fucked up they dont know better so are happy.. kinda sad isnt it?

>>36949639
She cant feel her butthole anon and requires a daily fecal extraction from a home health nurse..

>>36949680
>home health nurse

That's going to be YOU, if you marry her.

>>36949621
I kind of see it like this too but watching Latoya dance to single ladies song made me burst out laughing.. TEQUILA, maybe I'm just a monster lol

>>36949664
The fucked up thing is that this can happen to anyone who gets a bad enough head injury.

>>36948569
I am 1 minute into this video and I have never seen it this is awful! I'm laughing but shit guys whats wrong with me?

>>36948384
>get a gf
>accidentally brake her legs
>done

>>36949723
Ya its fucked man but I guess if its that bad you wont remember possibly and be content doing shit like this

>>36949701
I'm not OP so he can have fun pulling shit out of a broken butthole

>>36949791
Breaking legs and being paralyzed 100% dif M8 thats like saying kick someones cock or cut off way dif

>>36948569
Almost finish thanks for the laugh senpai, this is proof of why not to fuck a suicide up.

>>36948384
Found her

instagram.com/flabbygrace29

>>36948384

She shouldn't use her head to hit anything. No one should.

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>TFW CRIPPLED ROASTIES HAVE AN EASIER TIME OF FINDING A RELATIONSHIPS THAN YOUR AVERAGE ROBOT