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>this thread

poopy

>>36946403
i wouldn't go back to that dentist

What is for din dins laddosnn

>>36946462

asda pizza, was a bit shite tbqh

>>36946462

Just chips, I'm really getting back into gravy

I choose this thread, the other one is shit

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A split thread, how fun. I'll go for the one that is less retarded.
Post waifus

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Would give her a hug today tbqh

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Milky Cat 45

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>>36946462
I had the fanciest meal of my entire life. It cost a bob or two, I can tell you.

black people in this country?

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Trapped a nerve in my back by doing nothing.

>>36946525

> not making the start of june the end of may

stop being so civically cucked lad

To the remainers that complain that we're just economic dead ends that 'can't compete in a globalised economy'

Give us some pointer on how to 'compete in a globalised economy'

captcha: dead end

>>36946554
The start of June is making May last all year ;)

>>36946561

> learn to program
> develop a saas platform with a decent usp
> internationalize, use a global payment provider

want another or?

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>thread split

went to a football court which is a very short walk away, kicked the ball I got from sports direct a couple of months ago and killed my big toe, now its in sevre pain when I walk and move it, since when are footballs so hard to kick. trousers were falling down too so I left after like 20seconds, so much for that experiment. On the upside I examined the whole court to check if it was clean and there wasn't any litter or debris that could cause potential injury if stepped on like glass, there was a bit but I also found 25p that some chav probably dropped. I suppose the 30second walk was worth the 25p in the end but I don't think i'll be going back.

>>36946525

I'd quite like to play football with her head.

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>>36946639
Just realized this was quite a pain to read and I should have used an "?" at least

>>36946275
how much do you need to pass

For you lads who go nightwalking what time do you usually set off and how long do you stay out? Just asking because i have a strange urge to just go and wonder around tonight

>>36946669
40 but probably even get that at this rate.

probably going to have to do it again in the summer.

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Why does everyone hate Jezza? Unless you are a high earner i just don't see how anyone can vote tory without a guilty conscience, it just seems like every single policy that labour have, bar immigration, are better than the tories. I just don't understand why poor people would rather vote for their own obsolescence and line the pockets of the rich just because Corbyn is "unelectable" whatever that means.

>>36946688

Don't really have a set time. I was out for an hour last night, saw a little mouse.

>>36946639
>toe punting a ball
really??

>>36946710
Why are Anglos so prone to falling for the socialism meme?

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>Want to open my window but don't want moths bombarding me all night

Hmmm.

I just realised that if I ever do actually get a gf and she breaks up with me then I'll 100% kill myself.

Just back from Robot Wars lads, some highlights:

>Dara O'briain is one of the presenters, the other was some fit as fuck girl
>Stood right in front of the cameras when he was interviewing one of the team captains, probably gonna get on the tele
>Middle aged guy got called out by some staff for coming alone
>Told to yell a robots name, Shunt, over and over and people started yelling cunt
>Robots are much bigger than I thought they would be, and way fucking louder too
>Had to stop one of the fights after about 2 seconds because a spinnerbot broke an arena panel, 15 minutes to weld it back on

Was pretty fun

>>36946605

Well, thank you for making me aware of saas, never heard of it before. I can program in python/php and a bit of java/c++ and use paypal.

I would like more if you've got them.

I don't make money through programming, I'm not really good enough for it, but I do make a moderate portion of my income from passive affiliate income (referrals to survey sites, ptc, loads of stuff like that). A falling pound as boosted my income noticeably. So although I'm part of the globalised economy, I'm profitting from brexit.

>>36946710

That's the miracle of politics in the English speaking world.

The turkeys vote for christmas based upon some notion of global influence.

It doesn't work anywhere else, I mean they have their working class right, but it's not the same at all.

>>36946773

I thought that, and she did, and i didnt

i should have though, as soon as she dropped me

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>>36946723
how else am I supposed to kick it? I can't get any power on it if i kick it with the side of my foot and I almost fall over too. How do I even get air on it like that? I didn't think football was this hard

>>36946710

It's mad how much he's fucking everything up for labour. Everyone seems down on the tories, labour manifesto looks good and yet they will lose because he's such a twat. If he really loved the party he would step down.

>>36946742
It's not about socialism though, why is voting for policies that will actually benefit the masses instead of the rich elite seen as socialist? Corbyn actually seems like he cares for the every day person.

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>>36946781
>Middle aged guy got called out by some staff for coming alone

We need to stop this discrimination.

>>36946773
no woman no cry
woman cry
no woman very much cry
woman = Cry
Elliot was right

>>36946791

somewhere your father is crying

>>36946781
Craig Charles was robot wars. Its not the same now

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>>36946723
not him but I can't kick a ball either

How are you supposed to use your laces? my foot would just drag on the floor or I end up gliding the ball forwards

also what's up with these captchas today lads, pic related

>>36946804

If he stepped down that manifesto would change, radically.

By every measurable political metric "New Labour" were a conservative party. We're now back to having "Old Labour", which is sort of Labour/Socialist.

>>36946804
Again, name calling and general moaning but why is he a twat? please help me to understand because i can't see it. He seems like a genuinely nice guy to me, in comparison May seems like a supervillain

>>36946791
you use a slight angle, if you ever wondered how the balls curls around in the air that's how they do it. it gets side spin on it and it will go further

>>36946817

He tried to ride his sister.

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>>36946790
I agree lad. Always best to leave on a high note.

>>36946773
kinda my worry too lad. i have been torn up enough over girls i have only dated. if i got into a proper relationship with a girl and invested a lot, i would be absolutely fucked if she ended it.

at least girls can pitty fuck another guy to get over it. as guys, we're just left being reminded how much of a piss take it is to get gfs

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>>36946525
Fuck off Tory shill cunt

>>36946815
>The Labour Party is built on equality, social justice and compassion.
Straight off their page. Figuratively a neo-marxist party.

You never learn. do you?

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>>36946781
>Middle aged guy got called out by some staff for coming alone
I don't believe it, how would the staff be allowed to do that? It's not a Cinema.

>>36946884
Elliot ? no he didn't. I wish he did so one more roastie life got fucked over but i don't think he did

I hate britfags fucking snaggle toothed entitlted pieces of inbred trash (the royal family were the first humans to ever popularize incest) they think they own the world through imperialism and think their better then US when they are literally the size of a peanut to a gigantic ape compared to us.

Their politics are boring af and also they have no sense of humor except "hurr durr im sarcastic i said what i didnt really meen HEHE am i random and funni? :3:3:3" FUCK THEM.

>>36946786

> specialise in a discipline
> start with freelance consulting
> hire more people
> open international office

> build shitty art things
> sell them on etsy or shopify
> offer international shipping

I'll stop there, I'm not fucking job centre lad.

>>36946861

He's publicly said that he wouldn't use the nuclear deterrent. That's not something you can say in public even if it's the case. A country with no nuclear weapons is undeniably more vulnerable. Ukraine wouldn't have been invaded if they hadn't surrendered their nukes.

>>36946916
Are you okay? Do you want to talk?

>>36946840
>>36946874
alright lads I might try again just for you but its hard going down there even though its like 30 secs away, In the daytime the nearby car park has people in it watching me fuck up and my trousers fall down and at night theres usually groups of youth around. I might go in my car even though it takes longer to drive around the whole town to it instead of a 30sec walk but if a group of youth appear I can jump in my car and getaway quick before they arrive. Unless I stall that is

>>36946909
We were all waiting in some cordoned off area to get to the seats, and there was a space for one in a row. Woman shouts in front of everyone
>Hey, you came yourself didnt you?

Then he speed walked to the seat while people held back their laughs

>>36946951
Should have thrown your coke over the cunt desu

>>36946925
>He's publicly said that he wouldn't use the nuclear deterrent.

that is my only problem with jezza. will still be voting for him though. never know, he might prove us all wrong, and his "peace talks" might do something. it will be worth it, even if its just for a historical reference point.

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>>36946974
>Sucking
>Not biting all the chocolate off and then devouring the icecream in 2-3 chomps

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing?
What have you been up to?
Sweets or Savouries?

Hope you've all been doing well and have had lots of fun no matter what's happened or what you're doing!

I think I prefer savoury foods to sweeties.

marmite is better than nutella

Is Despair Husbando anon around?

>>36946925
and yet the leaked manifesto suggests that they will renew trident, i have seen that interview where he won't answer the question when he keeps getting asked if he would use nukes back if we got nuked and it did seem a bit dodgy but i would rather have economic policies that were a benefit to myself and a nuke-scared leader than the opposite. If we get nuked we're fucked anyway and yes i understand the point of a deterrence and how we wouldn't get nuked in the first place if he said he would use them.

>>36947004
Marmite is only good when combined with cheese.

>>36947007
>I would rather have economic policies that were a benefit to myself
Fucking parasite.

>>36947043
????
so you would rather i vote for policies that benefit the rich instead
fucking retard

>>36947007

That interview was a good example of why I don't like him as a man. He should have a stance and stand by it, he got all squirrely and avoided the issue instead. I'll be voting labour in spite of him, but I think most people will be put off.

>>36947022
Marmite with cheese, Vegemite by itself

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Got some more booze in lads, should keep my brain dulled until I'm ready to pass out.

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>>36947004
Missed you Len-kun~

This election will be the first that I don't stay up all night for, it's obvious what the outcome will be, and will be boring.

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>>36947004
Long time no see, Lenfriend, maybe, the days sort of blur into each other lately.
Things are pretty high-strung, there's a lot to do over here.
When I'm actually hungry I of course need something savoury, but at all other times I have a chronic sweet tooth.
How are you today?

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>>36947105
What election lad? Voting didn't already happen did it

>>36947064
>not stealing from someone benefits them
What did this poster mean by this?

>sophieposter acts all chummy until it doesn't go his way
Fucking typical

> it's obvious what the outcome will be
said the man before american election
said the man before brexit
polls had hillary at 70% + chance of winning
you never know what will happen

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Anyone else fucking sick of drinking culture in this country?

>>36947142
and where did i ever say i would be stealing from anyone?
i'm not a NEET lad

>>36947160
No, but then again I go to clubs and bars with mates a lot so I'm a bit biased

>>36947160

yes, 100%, ruins comfy nightwalks

>>36947171
How does it benefit you then?

>company calls saying they found my cv online
>want me for an interview tomorrow
>would start monday if i got it
>its exactly the kind of job i want to do
>its 2 and a half hours away

life isnt fucking fair lads, why

>>36947140

The general election on June 8th

>>36947245

sexy kev has already won, im not voting again

>>36947194
you don't have to be neet to benefit from labours policies
how about not wanting to privatise the nhs
how about wanting energy and rail back in public ownership
how about not wanting the complete and utter destruction of internet freedom and privacy (too late for that one)
how about free education, which benefits society as a whole in the long run

>>36947270
>gibs me dat: the post
Are you a nigger? You sure do sound like one.

>>36947242
I'm in a similar boat, I found a perfect job for me probably the only job I have ever actually wanted to apply forand if they were to call me in for an interview it's over 2 hours away but If I get it I would rarely be at the office because they would be sending me all over the place

>>36947270
how can you seriously be so gullible to believe any of this is actually possible?

>>36947429
All of those things were reality within living memory. If you don't believe that it could happen you either have a limited imagination or you're truly resigned to exploitation.

I've done that thing were I've lost my depth perception, and now all the text seems like front size 2

I'm a strong conservative, but I would love to have British Rail back.

I'm living just like the dude in The Big Lebowski, a NEET doing fuck all but all I do is play pool instead of bowling

>>36947489
t. moral man

>>36947489
Who wouldn't but lets be realistic, who's gonna pay for it.

>>36946462
Wetherapoons curry club.
>chicken vindaloo
>including extra Bombay tatters and veggie somosa
>garlic naan
>pint of Pepsi Max

Breaks over in ten.

>>36947489
I don't get this, why does everyone bang on about it. Redpill me lads why is the rail so important

>>36947558
Rail isn't extremely shit where you are? On our way it's dire in every way.

>>36947586
I've never really noticed. There's a good light rail system where I live that I depend on every day but proper trains I use maybe a few times a year tops

>>36946462
Old El Paso fajita kit
was gonna do something better but fell asleep as soon as I got home so had to grab what i could before tesco shut

>>36947558
Because the privately owned rail companies are still heavily subsidised with public money and they are even more shit then they used to be.

>>36947621
Fair dos. They're unreliable enough in parts of the country that they're almost routinely late, service is very poor and they seem to put all their money in hiring cheap labour to man the barriers rather than improving services.

>5 years since I've said a word to anyone I was in education with
>they still make fun of me in their conversations

>>36947690
At least you were a legendary spaz

>>36947690
How would you even know this lad?

oh wtf. i never replied to a girl on tinder for a few hours because im busy studying and now she has unmatched from me. why are women such a fucking pain in the ass. wish i never wanted to fuck them.

>muh privatisation boogeyman
You do realise it's actually better for you, right? Everyone benefits from it. But what can you expect from a ""nation"" which spawned the welfare state and Keynes.

>>36947757

read up natural monopoly, I'm a tory, but I favour rail nationalisation

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_discrimination
Post waifus

>>36947784
Monopoly in any way or shape is inherently bad for the consumer.

>>36947022
Ahh I love it on it's own, but i respect your choose of marmite mix bud.

Nice dubs!

>>36947077
I always miss britfeel desu, bunch of top lads in here.

Nice dubs!

>>36947131
Hey buddy!
Aww what have you got on? School stuff or is that just a contributing factor?
Hope you're doing well otherwise friendo.

I'm breddy good thanks! Quite tired but ready to enjoy a weekend of nothing very productive.

>>36946510
>>36947790
Looks like I'm blind, too.

>>36947724
They add me to normiebook chats, usually when i'm the current topic. I wait until they move on to another chat, so they don't see that I've viewed it. Then, I have a read through the cancer and there's usually a good bit about me in there.

>>36947712
Probably the only value i've provided to anyone in my life tbqh

>>36947826

Only private monopoly is

There's actually nothing particularly left-wing about nationalisation unless you're still living in the Cold War. I'm much more concerned about radical left-wing social policies, such as those supported by the "Conservative" party and which would be supported by any Labour leader whether it's Corbyn or a Blairite.

>>36947870
>private
>monopoly
What is competition for $500.

>just canceled my second CBT session because I can't bear to go again
>spent the last half hour lifting a fucking chair because I'm too autistic to go to the gym
Rate my life

If OP image guy is still around, he should create an edition to be used in the aftermath of the Queen's death, as a contingency measure.

>>36948098
>OP image guy is still around
Yeah sorry dropped the ball a bit lately,

> to be used in the aftermath of the Queen's death
Been planning this, also working on a new OP image

What happens if the queen dies?

>>36948136
Charles becomes King

Everything else falls apart because she is singlehandedly holding the whole Commonwealth together

>>36948136
Nobody knows mate it hasn't happened yet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_London_Bridge

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>>36948156
>Charles becomes King
Should just skip to Harry desu, who wouldn't want a /toplad/ king

>>36948136
everyone else will decide that they don't want a monarch anymore and turn into republics, while we have fucking Charles and Camilla

>>36948136

It will be the single biggest happening since WW2, without a shadow of a doubt.

Every single TV channel will default to the news and rolling coverage will proceed for a few days, all public buildings will fly a flag at half mast, Charles becomes king.

The head of state of 15 countries, and the head of the commonwealth of 53 countries dying will be an event like no other.

>>36948186
>race mixing degenerate as king

no thanks

>>36948167
>news stations all have a blue light controlled by the Foreign Office that will go off when the queen dies

That's some weird shit

>>36948186
better if charles does so we get another 2 bank holidays when he dies and wills gets crowned

Finished Persona 5 after 160 hours, sad feeling lads. Not sure what to do with my life now.

Watching ABBA songs on BBC4 with my sister

>>36948237
>head of state of 15 countries
Are Anglos really this deluded? You do realise no one cares about her but UK?

>>36948297
>implying americans weren't more obsessed with the royal wedding than we were

>>36948237
No chance

It'll be a day like any other

>>36948297
Her being head of state is how our entire system of government works. If you remove the queen, everything falls apart because we're not a proper democracy

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>>36946370
>Be a Robot
>Have ability to have been born anywhere
>Fucking Essex
Feel lucky you cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

>>36947831
School is something that always looms, but more than that my life might be going in a rather risky direction soon in the pursuit of love. The straw that breaks the camel's back is probably going to come pretty soon, but oh well.

An unproductive weekend sounds pretty fantastic right now. Enjoy it extra for those of us that cannot, will you?

>>36948369
Give us a vooc mate, so we can laugh at that accent.

>>36948186
He's third in line I think. Might even be fourth

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>>36948418
Give me a voice you shitskin! Essex is over 91% white, let's hear your Asian rapist voice.

>>36948458
>nordic/ anglo genes
>shitskin

>>36948481

Island monkey poop fling.

>>36948297

Australia and New Zealand care about her just as much as we do. The Caribbean and India and Canada also hold her in extremely high regard

>>36947260
Kev and May leading the UK to greatness.

>>36948579
Kev is devoutly anti-may

>>36948297

Just imagine how big of an event it would be if Donald Trump died right now

Times that by about 7 or 8 , that's how much of a happening the Queen's death would be

>>36948575
>>36948612
>Anglos are this deluded

>>36948575
This is pretty true. I personally can't stand it, they really don't contribute anything.

>>36948598
You can't prove he is.

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>>36948481
I'm not doing my damn voice. unless I have a financial need why should I bother?

I hate fucking britfags OSOOOOOO fucking MUCH fucking snaggle toothed entitlted pieces of inbred trash (the royal family were the first humans to ever popularize incest) they think they own the world through imperialism and think their better then US when they are literally the size of a peanut to a gigantic ape compared to us.

Their politics are boring af and also they have no sense of humor except "hurr durr im sarcastic i said what i didnt really meen HEHE am i random and funni? :3:3:3" FUCK THEM!

>>36948612
She's old as fuck though lad it wouldn't that surprising

>>36948612

Queen = Zero fucks given.
Shitgibbon = Global celebration.

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>>36948632
they contribute to what little culture we have left

>>36948696
8 (eight) more years

I was just going to say sophieposter is the cersei of britfeel but then I remembered Sophie is sansa in GoT here heeeetp detp

I swear man.. I hate fucking britfags OSOOOOOO fucking MUCH fucking snaggle toothed entitlted pieces of inbred trash (the royal family were the first humans to ever popularize incest) they think they own the world through imperialism and think their better then US when they are literally the size of a peanut to a gigantic ape compared to us.

Their politics are boring af and also they have no sense of humor except "hurr durr im sarcastic i said what i didnt really meen HEHE am i random and funni? :3:3:3" FUCK THEM!

>>36948709

Probably, Amerifats are scum. It's why the world enjoys seeing your people die.... And it happens daily. To applause & ullulation.

Good shit.

>>36948718
You're all going to burn.

>>36948737
Loving the butthurt commie, post more.

>>36948623

You really have no idea how important the queen is.

Is Donald Trump's face on every US postage stamp, on the back of every single coin of about 8-9 different currencies? Do governors, senators and members of parliament in several countries have to swear an oath of alligence to Donald Trump?

You know, there are about 5 members of parliament who are not even allowed to vote on laws because they have refused to swear the oath to her.

US Presidents are certainly important individuals, but they are at least a magnitude below The Queen

Do you lads actually want a gf or just like the idea of one? I always think i want one but in reality it'd get pretty annoying desu. Wouldn't be able to shitpost all day in my underwear

>>36948707
Bongs are shit eating scum.

Nobody cares what bongs think.

They are the most laughed at people in the world, solely because they still think they're relevant.

>>36948399
Ahh taking risks is always scary, but as you've probably heard it's necessary a lot of time in order to get what you want!
Have to go to bed now to prepare for wagecuckery, but if you want we could chat a bit more on steam if you have it?
/id/Lennord/
I certainly don't want to hear of any camels backs breaking!

you know what i find funny lads. in law, being intoxicated can not be used as a defense for diminished responsibility because it discourages people from getting drunk and using it as a defense. But being drunk can be used as a case for rape. contradictory or what?

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Okay Lads, time for a patriotism test.

The Queen and your best friend are both drowning. How will you invite the queen to your friend's funeral after you save her?

>>36948756

No need. enjoying the LOLocaust as your children are sent home in rubber bags to no effect.

Carry on. Your humiliation is terrific. :D

>>36948803
Telegram obviously

>>36948767
>Hurr look at these archaic and artificial processes
WE WUZ

>>36948803

Fuck the queen.

Cunt needs incinerated.

>>36948803
"It's what he would have wanted your Majesty"

>>36948803
I jump in and let them use my body as a float

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>>36948846
You're no longer welcome here, please fucking leave

>>36948819
ahh yes the smiley, good post commie.

>>36942882
Le opinion?

>>36948803
I'd die to save the Queen so of course I would choose her over my best friend

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I wish there was a chip in my brain that would shut my brain down whenever I have to hear anything about the election.

I fucking hate general elections.

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I'm trying to become more normie but theres no motivation to go outside to places, like I could drive to town or have a day out somewhere but why? its more effort than reward, I'd rather just stay inside as I have done forever and sleep but at the same time its tortuing me because I know how fast its making time go and how I'm wasting my relative youth

>>36948879

Cuck fuck.

Brenda should be the last royal.

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I've just found out that I was briefly on Indian News for about 1 second last June

>>36948803
>having a best friend
GTFO NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEE

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My favourite gang in Oz are the muzzies.

Just thought you lads should know.

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>>36948846
Looks like you failed. You know what we do to those who hate the Queen lad.

>>36948885

Watching Amerilards on fire is funny.

Plz gib citizenship.

>>36948936
You can't become a normie. A robot is what you are. Sure, you can live a normie lifestyle, speak like a normie, do normie activities but your heart won't be in it. Just do what you enjoy doing. Bee yourself

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>>36948953
What did you do, install an outhouse?

>>36948940
Mate being anti-royal isn't tolerated round these parts, stop being an edgy little prick and stand for the national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9eK9fWUb3s

>>36948984
Success breeds jealousy, you should know something about this since you were so desperate about leaving the EU.

>>36948997

No, they just had a short montage of referendum campaigners and I was there in the background for what actually turns out to be probably 0.5 seconds

>>36948989
I don't enjoy being a shut in either, I spend my time browsing this shit site and being insecure about myself.

video games and shit no longer interests me in the slightest. I get upset when people post how much fun their having on games

also most people who consider themselves robots here don't actually fit the definition, they're not even in the same category as me

>>36948973

Her uncle was converted to hamburger in a slack afternoon.

Cunt can have the same if she doesn't submit to Irish superiority.


brit cucks.

>>36948999
meh, the queen is nothing special. why do you give a fuck about her? blind patriotism is silly

>>36949026
Ok BritNormie, whatever you say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA

Back when England was something to be proud of.

>>36949023
Why are you so butthurt you have to troll britfeel for an entire week?
Did you try to start an off brand shitty feels thread that didn't take off?

>>36949077
> why do you give a fuck about her? blind patriotism is silly
If I had a fedora tipping image to post, now is when I would post it

>>36948999
>999
>Mate being anti-royal isn't tolerated round these parts

Trips have blessed your patriotic post.

>>36948785
Yes, I just hope I have what it takes to do what is needed.. and that my efforts would even be successful.
A tempting offer.. I'll remember that name, I may take you up on it one day. Good luck with the work thing.

>>36949134
GCHQ clearly agrees with me

>>36949085
not BritNormie

>>36949077
The Queen is something special, shame you'll never be able to experience being a Royal Subject

>dinitrophenol hit full saturation and my nervous system just burned the fuck out
>insane headache and dehydration and couldn't sleep, don't even know how much water I lost from sweating

No solid food today, just had 2500+ calories of skim milk and yogurt.

god that feels so refreshing and hydrating.

>>36949134
>999
More like call the police, anti-royalism is a key predictor of religious or communist extremism.

>Anti-Royal

>Fedora
>"Edgy"

I'd say about half of people in this country would rather the place was a republic, if it wasn't for the hassle of changing. It's a mainstream view.

>>36946370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzzdfn-KSNg

>>36949054
What do you do in life? Are you a NEET? If so you probably won't be able to enjoy hobbies until you sort your life out. Escapism stops being fun when there are more important thing you know you should be doing.

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>>36949158

They certainly do

>>36949077

Brits are hilarious, faces pushed into pillows, Irish cock deep in their arses, Fuck The Queen festivals everywhere paid for by the Brit taxpayer.

Looking forward to the old cunt dying so our kids can celebrate on your tax money.

United Cuckdom.

>>36949183
I know that
long term NEET, thats why I was contemplating trying to go outside but couldn't see the value in it, can only be arsed puttign the effort into going outside if its for something productive and theres not much I can do

>>36949178

What do we gain out of being a republic?

>>36949106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
Back when England was really something to be proud of.

>>36949221
You might as well ask "What did we gain out of Brexit?"

Some things are just about principle rather than trying to gain something specific.

>>36949109
>If I had a fedora tipping image to post, now is when I would post it

nice dodge lad. im asking you a simple question. so being edgy is not agreeing with some, alright lad, calm down. be decent if we have had a wise queen but we dont.

>>36949237

Indeed, and I'd rather have a monarchy on principle.

But we gain from it anyway, what would you rather have, the American system where the head of state is a government employee on a medium term temp assignment?

>>36949170
pretending something is special when it isnt diminishes real greatness

>>36949288
FUCK OFF YOU SILLY POSER

>>36949237

It's terrific for Ireland, free money, cut the shackles with the United Cuckdom (although the Nordies are still anally raping you).

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i finished my uni degree today

now what the fuck do i do with myself until my masters in september

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>>36949178
>Foreignanon comes to the britfeel thread
>Thinks he's going to troll it
>Get's so blown the fuck out he actually stops replying to posts directly and just makes passive aggressive sub-posts
>My royal face when

>>36946850
He was an absolute legend remember Takeshis casel his narration on that made me laugh even time

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lads can someone give me some pointers on how to do barre chords or picking? feel like i've hit a roadblock in my guitar playing

>>36949300

No one respects Trump, and I say that as someone who politically supports him. Your country is a fucking laughing stock, because your head of state is a government employee buffoon on a 4 year temp contract.

>>36949326
He was. Red dwarf is sick as well. Get this lad.
>Takeshi's Castle
>Takes his castle
thats only the bloody goal of the show

>>36949288
Nah I'd rather we had a totally ceremonial head of state, elected for 10 year period by a national plebiscite where anyone can vote for any other person.

If people wanted it to be Elizabeth Windsor then they could vote for her. I admit they'd probably pick a vacuous celebrity. But at least that would be a reflection of what Britain truly is.

Have you all had your regular dose of fish'n'chips lately, lads?

It's the surest cure for some of these unpatriotic thoughts around here.

>>36949350
Sorry lad I didn't read any of your comments. Sometimes I just randomly click reply to someone and tell them to fuck off and call them a poser. I usually do it to poley.

>>36949324
Nah I'm a different guy, I am British.

>>36949389
Definitely recommending a lethal dose of fish, chips, buttered bread and Yorkshire Tea

>>36949382
>I admit they'd probably pick a vacuous celebrity.

that is why we live in a managed democracy. the elite may not be the plato level but they are at least smart enough to make sure a complete retarded is not elected.

>>36949382

What on earth is the fucking point of an elected ceremonial head of state? If you're going to abolish the monarchy, might as well just be done with it, rather than replace it with something ridiculous like that

>>36949389
haven't had a good chippy in ages, might pop to the chip shop tomorrow for a good butty

i'm back again, lads. finally told her.

i feel it coming, lads. it's a damn shame it had to end up like this.

whats with these fidget spinners. keep seeing them everywhere. is this the new kony 2012 or pokemon go?

>>36949461
Kid fad, like yo-yos

>>36949330
Barre chords, make sure to relax your shoulders so you can feel the weight of your elbow, this way you can use some of the weight of your arm to press down the barre easier. Also curve your finger a tiny bit.

In terms of picking. Chunk stuff into groupings of 3 and 4 (later on try 6s,5s,7s whatever) and accent every 3 or every 4. This helps your brain remember each 3 or 4 as a single chunk of information and help you speed it up.

Learn downward and upward pick slanting if you wanna make inside and outside picking super easy. Usually people have a preference for one over the other cause they naturally favor either a downward or an upward pick slant so it's useful to learn the other slant and learn how to switch between them mid run.

Sorry if that was a lot and autistic! Hope any of it helps!

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>>36949458
What happened lad, fill us in!

>>36949486
took a poo now me ass itches

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>Make the McCanns do a lie detector test and Put an end to it all
>68,349 supporters signed this petition

why are normies so retarded

No one would give a shit about some short term head of state, and if you're going to have a 50 year term head of state, they may as well be King by that point

>>36949480
oh shit them's some good tips, thanks lad, i've got the 'normal' chords down, its just holding my finger over all the strings that i have trouble with

other tips are good and noted

>>36949486
arse hurts from pooing

>>36949416
Nah we can't manage democracy. It has to be direct. Every single person should be able to vote on every single bill that goes in front of parliament.

Instead of parliament, it should be a website where anyone can post either a video or a piece of writing supporting or opposing any bill. Then everyone can vote on it.

>>36949445
The above should answer your question too.

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LAAADS i need help

So Ive been trying to be more social, i'm still quiet but i think carefully before sperging out......
so anyway there's a group of girls that like to talk with me at work and they were talking candidly about a girl they know who they want to me to hook up with, they were asking what i like in a girl and general personality questions.

It's definitely real they weren't giggling or joking about it.

But im a fuckking kissless virgin. Any tutorials out there how to deal with grills?

>>36949486
took a massive poo and now i got a ring-sting

>>36949330
>barre chords
Make sure you're pushing back on the neck with your thumb.

>picking
Practice.

http://www.webmd.com/osteoarthritis/ss/slideshow-hand-finger-exercises

Exercise your fingers as well.

>>36949528
No problem! If you wanna get even more mileage out of the old norm chords learn the CAGED system. Super useful. Literally just opens up the whole neck.

>>36949486
not sure if my poo was too solid and too big to comfortably come out me arse. hurts like hell now, lad.

>>36949579
yeah alright i get it jesus christ

>>36949486
my anus hurts as a result of excessive pooing...

>>36949486
the old poo stings lad, won't go into detail

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>>36949389
tommorow lad, friday is chippy day

>>36949503
>>36949559
>>36949579
my bum is actually sore. Hurt like hell when wiping yesterday and started hurting when walking today, not a thing to joke about

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who here /puppetmaster/ ?

>>36949486
Don't want to make a big deal out of it, but I was on the toilet and I did an absolutely massive shit and it stretched out my anus and I am suffering a bit of discomfort.

>>36949486
word's won't do any justice to explain what i'm going through right now.

let's just say that involves poo, my ass, and severe pain.

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>>36949622
are you the poster who got bullied for creating the big OPs? you've improved a lot it so, keep it up

>>36949622
I made you post that so I guess I am.

>>36949550
>no thanks
if they're older than 13 then they're a bit too old to be playing matchmaker

>>36949622

I'm well aware you rigged the election, and that's fine, but I started Xi posting!

>>36949544
>Nah we can't manage democracy

but we do, and for good reason.

if it was like your system the world would be a complete mess. maybe your system can work in 100 years or so when the world is completely automated

>>36949486
my anus is bleeding as a result of excessive shitting, lad.

I really fucking hate that sophieposter

>>36949486
Did one of the biggest shits I've ever had. I've been eating a lot of weird stuff recently. A dozen eggs. Eight stalks of broccoli. That's over three kg of broccoli

I ate loads of carrots and celery and cucumbers and beans, fifteen tins of beans yesterday.

So you can imagine the size of the fucking thing. And the terrible business is, I chopped 8 massive scotch bonnet hot peppers in there and my arse is on fire. Feels like I've been shitting molten lava for hours.

I'm lying on the floor and my arse is in agony, I'm crying out in pain. When I wipe it, it feels like a million needles and broken glass.

>>36949699

why the self loathing, anon?

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>>36949616
when i rule the under world, do you want to drive my car ?

>>36949725
Harr dee harr

>>36949699
>sophieposter
who sophie help me lad im not english spkingz :PDDD:(

There are absolutely 3 people engaged in Xi posting.

>>36949742
yeah but I still stall a lot and make jerky gear changes/starts

>>36949752
Yeah obviously. It's a meme. That's how it works.

BritNormie is also three people.

>>36949486
>What happened lad, fill us in!
poo. lot's of it. now my bum hurts like crazy.

>>36949752
Nah mate. There is no secret discord cult dedicated to manipulating britfeel.

gonna go to sleep lads

>>36949661
we're in our late 20's, one other guy's gf was done through networking too

I dont think we robots are aware of how the dating world works, but i think this 'matchmaking' among friends is actually quite normal? I mean it can't be all randomly asking girls for a date and getting rejected a million times.

>>36949775
>secret cult

That's a very fancy term for a bunch of autists who post forced memes. If, indeed, it does exist.

Just realized Himouto Umaru Chan got dubbed. I've already seen the sub but I checked it out. They renamed Ebina to 'Nana'.

Other than that, I kind of like it. I'll probably rewatch it before I binge the second season.

>>36949486
woke up, made myself a coffee, drank it, had a cigarette, then rushed off to the loo for a poo.

felt like i had given birth out my ass. i'm in excruciating pain right now lad.

You have no idea what you're up against m8, you won't succeed.

>>36949804
When is the second season, please and thank you

bit of a pickle lads, student finance will only pay my tuition for 2 years because i wasted my first two, do i:

a) get a loan and pay my tuition fee
b) drop out and work up dosh for tuition fee without loan

to gain access to secret discord
you have to go get the big key but it's hidden

>>36949828
It has been posted 45 times in britfeel

>>36949817
Autumn, according to most sources.

>>36949804
they didn't re-name her I think, her name is Nana Ebina but the chinks call people by their last name and add san or something probably. She also has her own manga spinoff too thta not many people know about

>>36949858
nah this is the even more secret one you need the hidden key for

>>36949756
thats alright lad. probably got a few years anyway

>>36949874
Ah, makes sense.

Originally

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>>36949869
Better cross my fingers that I'm still an alcoholic anime fag by then or I'll have serious regrets haha

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Britfeel?
More like
Shitfeel...

X

>>36949879
Ah yeah like Film Night Elite Squadron

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>>36949900
Anime is like AIDS. Once you've got it, you're stuck with it for life.

I hope you work out the alcoholism thing though, lad.

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>>36949858
I'll give you a head start. Here's part of the key. Collect the rest.

There are no secret autist clubs manipulating britfeel.

There are 2-3 people trying to force memes as an act of thread derailment, but they are too cocky for their own good.

>>36949486
>fill us in
My bum feels filled in

With poo

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>>36949937
h-how many days do we have to live

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>tfw listening to a psych album about columbine

Feeling absolutely devilish lads

>talking to girl from my old sixth form
>we agree to meet up and go to some bars
>I have no money due to being poor NEET
>get drunk at my place before we go out
>she's very drunk at this point
>persuade her to buy rounds of shots for us
>she's practically black out drunk
>walked her home and put her to bed and left

Feel a bit bad since I probably made her spend about 50-60 bong on me but normies deserve it

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>>36949973
I wouldn't want to ruin the... Surprise

X

>>36950037

Were you behind operation ganges by any chance?

>>36950032
Sounds comfy. She probably won't care since you put her to bed and didn't get creepy.

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>>36950037
Pay no attention to the frog

The... Suprise

X

>>36950059
There is no operation ganges. It's just a legend.

>>36949752
So much effort for almost no payoff

>>36950088
>kev puts x at the end of his images
>so does shadow pepe
I'm already better than that detective trip faggot
or am I

>>36949874
>manga spinoff
It's a very comfy read

Risking getting doxed here lads but I'll say it anyway

I have an article getting printed in the next issue of Viz.

Quite excited. It's one of those spoof news ones.

>>36950060
It's not in me to take advantage of a girl who isn't in control of her inhibitions. Get a bit of a rapey vibe from it

>>36950153
>Viz
Well done, what is viz though? Just went on the site and shit looks wierd...

>>36950032
Did you put her in the recovery position lad?

>>36950142

>about 5 posts
>tripfaggot

>>36949874
Give the Nips a ring, tell them to jam in on the box and I'll give it a whirl. I won't pay for it though, obviously.

>>36950142
>Xi and Kev have been colluding to take over britfeel which is controlled by lens harem who are all characters by britnormie

How many storylines does this bloke make up

>>36950196
ayyyyy
In those 5 posts you made such a cunt of yourself that I hate you even more than poley.

>>36950185
It's the Beano for adults basically. Was extremely popular in the 90s, less popular now but still quite highly regarded.

Are you on viz.co.uk

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>>36950186
Idk what that is lad, well I do, but I don't know how to do it. I put on her side, as much as I could do

>it's a anon finds out in the morning his old classmate choked on her own sick kind of episode

Primary Xiposter here (about 50-60% of Xiposts) I'm not Britnomie, and nor is the secondary Xiposter

>>36950224
Yeah, some of it has been quite funny to be fair.
If it is pulished online can you link it upon release?

>>36950237
Did you feed her boiled eggs?

>>36950250
No, I left them in a bowl for her with a note telling her to make sure she eats them? Was I meant to feed her in person? This is a bit concerning

>>36950244
so there is collusion via a secret discord

>>36950032
the real question that we should be asking you is: is she thicc?

might construct a crime scene board linking all of the britfeel personalities

>>36950293
I wish, she was a bulimic in college and I think she still is, I've never pressed her on it. She's very skinny

Every time I done acid I wanted to change my life right away and I got burnt out too quickly and just went back to my old ways.

Mushies however have changed a lot about my life at a reasonable pace.

I'm on the road to being a vege and I'm now looking into yoga.

>>36946541
FUCK OFF NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT

YOU'RE SCUM

>>36950249
No, it'll be behind a paywall, but I can take a screenshot of it and post it here.

>>36950346
Best post of the thread. Really laughing at how the guy having sushi made you angry.

Why?

>>36950351
Absolute madman, thank you lad.

>>36950278

Xiposting isn't part of his autistic meme forcing

>>36950335
you're on the road to a mental institution, that's where.

>>36946541
That's sashimi not sushi mate

>>36950379

what personalities are Britnormie then?

>>36950346
What's the problem? I wanted to do something nice for my girlfriend's birthday. It cost 100 bong but she's worth it. Where would you have taken yours?

>>36950394
Yeah, I had a sushi platter first but you're right.

>>36950346
Not that guy, but fuck you. I love Sushi, never feel anything but complete and utter freshness after eating it. I must add that his dish looks pretty crap, seems as if it's only Sashimi and some crappy fish eggs.

>>36950415
100 bong?
Cucked

Louis Theroux gives me a boner.

>>36950422
Truly you are the normie, he is with a grill

Look at the left of the picture

He has a gf

He needs to leave

He's not welcome

>>36946546
Will the pain go away?

The main Xi poster is Shippy. Obviously.

>>36950415
>100 bong
You got fucking scammed lad. Good traditional sushi should never cost more than 20 bong

>>36950422
>I must add that his dish looks pretty crap
AGreed whats with the fucking christmas holly?

>>36950445
Could be his mother or sister?

A throbbing Louis Theroux erection

>>36950415
IF I HAD A GF I WOULDNT FUCKING BE HERE

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

I read their texts to go to sleep oh woe

>>36950478
I also have a gf.
I'm not getting out tbqhwyl

>>36950445
perhaps he's actually the (boy)girl and someone else took the photo for (him)her. maybe (his)her daddy. let's not scare off potential traps here, lad.

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Date only asian women

>>36950410

Corrie poster, Sexy Kev poster, and Sophie poster are all one person, I have no idea whether it's BritNormie or not.

Kevposter, posing as sophie, suggested a general election, and conspired via the discord to ensure he would remain in 2nd place for the first round. He didn't want to win to make it too suspicious, but he needed to be in the top 2. For the 2nd round, he outright rigged it, with about 15 extra votes boosting him over the win line.

Thus, we had the PM Kev gimmick, all for about 3-4 days, which was the fruit of all his effort.

Lenlad is a bender, spread the word

>>36950462
Had a lot of courses and tipped generously.

The aesthetic sashimi course pictured, a sushi platter, takoyaki, pork pork kimchi, 2 beers and an umeshu for the lady.

>>36950462
You are wrong mate.

I had sushi at Sukiyabashi Jiro in Ginza, Tokyo, prepared by the all time master of sushi, Jiro-san

It was 350 quid and it was the most profound experience of my life. It transcended food.

A common pleb like you wouldn't understand

>>36950514
If that was the case then an apology would be in order and will be given

But it's not, so it isn't and won't be

DIE NORMIES DIE