What's the most you've ever done for a girl?

>>36944238
Read her thesis.

Don't be nice to girls fampais they get incredibly weird and clingy. It's like they can't separate undying friendship from just being nice.

>>36944238
Not approach her to begin with.

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>>36944404
>not wanting girls to be clingy
>not wanting girls to obsess over you
>not wanting girls to be your pet

>>36944238
Wrote an essay for her

She paid me like 40 bucks though, does it count?

>>36944698
It's not as good as it sounds, they do stupid shit all the time.

I admit I was really depressed and out of shape at the time so being with a girl didn't cross my low self esteem mind, and having the same thing happen again I would have gfed the shit out of her.

>>36944780
You must punish them when they do stupid shit, that's how they become loyal

>>36944879
Yeah but at the time I thought I just had a weird friend rather than a volunteer gf.
You can't tell ur friends to not be retards that's not nice.

>>36944238
Aboout tree fiddy

>>36944238
I let my sister borrow my ds once

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Was a beta orbiter to one for a few months, in the hopes that she'd eventually break up with her online chad BF who lives in Texas to be with me. I eventually realized how insane she was for having an online boyfriend she actually cared about and how pathetic I am, and I stopped talking to her. I might've picked a bad time though, because I heard something about him getting hit by a car. Oh well, I'm still pathetic.

>>36944698
Years back while I was in school, some girl sat behind me and started to pass notes, I didn't mind because the class was fucking boring and she started to complain about hunger and not having lunch money today, I had like $5 on me and gave her $2 in the next passed note because hey I don't fucking eat anyway. For the next month I had an obsessive leech that would not fucking leave me alone for a second and would just be a crazy cunt to anyone near me.

>>36945193
>minor favor
>makes you head canon bf
every FUCKING time

>>36945193
That was your perfect chance to ask her for prostitution

>>36944238
Took her on a 4 day long almost 3k mile road trip one way to meet her online bf literally because i was bored out of my mind and owned a car plus she was bankrolling literally everything. It was honestly a fucking blast of a road trip

We fucked a lot on the way, she thought she caught feelings for me on the way down, i wondered if maybe i had some feels too, she met the guy who was prince charming incarnate aesthetically speaking, lost those imagined feels for me, then 2 days later came crying back to me from some hospital cause the dude made her do a shady porn shoot with some other chick and had them get OD levels of hopped up on heroine, so desperate just for me to let her into my hotel that she sat there offering various sexual acts if i just opened up the damn door, cried but lost literally all respect for her as a human, eventually security showed up and dragged her away, i just drove back home alone and left her there for her mother to fly down and pick up.
Didn't know her very well i just thought the idea of the trip was fun and believe it or not we talk more often now than later but she'd basically redpilled against men forever now. She's got AIDS.

wipe my pecker befoe she sukk

>>36944238
I put my dick in her vagina.
She ate my cum.