Dream GF?

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Part 2:
She is into BDSM. She is typically the dominant one and I am the submissive one. But sometimes we switch. She is really into tease and denial (on both ends). She likes teasing me for hours and then denying me and locking me into chastity. She enjoys pegging me with a strap-on and on rare occasions mild CBT is fine. She also likes being teased and denied when I dominate her.

Sometimes we both tease each other, but are both locked in chastity and have each other's keys. We both know that whoever gets released first is going to keep the other one locked for a while longer and tease them a lot during that time. So it is basically a competition who can last the longest and we both try to turn each other on as much as possible to make the other surrender.

Of course we don't just tease and deny each other, sometimes (although relatively rarely) we just have vanilla sex.

Not that rarely we have threesomes with some other girl. Sometimes when I am chastity she just makes me watch as she makes out with the other girl to turn me on and tease me. However, if my girlfriend is also locked in chastity, this can backfire and turn her on even more than it does me. Neither one of us ever has sex with another girl without the other one participating. Of course, one of us might be in chastity at the time and not get any pleasure.

However, my girlfriend only loves me, she doesn't love any of the girls we have treesomes with, she is just sexually atracted to them. Same goes for me.

Neither one of us wants to humiliate, insult or degrade the other one and neither one of us want to be humiliated, insulted or degraded.

>>36942715
>she always wants to try new things
What things would you like her to want to try?

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>>36942715
ghostbusters 2 was good fag

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>she likes me for my shitty qualities
>she's likable by me

Really all I ask for. Too bad this is "asking too much"

>>36942919

I am not really asking for this all. I am just describing my dream girl. I do understand that there is probably no such woman on the entire Earth. This is just a theoretical maximum.

Now if the thread was called "Good enough GF", then I would be asking for too much.

>>36942715
short, fat, ugly, low-energy almost lethargic, with zero enthusiasm for anything at all, let alone sjw liberal zeitgeist stuff, cold to everybody, lukewarm towards me, and totally devoid of any sort of compassion

>>36942715
>tall
>curvy
>neon dyed hair
>man-hating sjw that will never touch my dick, makes me pleasure her orally, and pegs me nightly to vent her frustrations towards men

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Literally her
Origignal

Small, dark curled hair, pale, thin.
Shy, traditional and racist, loyal, perverted as all hell.
Would love if she is either in CS or in medical services while we shoot for the sky.

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>>36943264
she looks like a female version of that meme faggot that keeps getting posted on here lately

my dream gf is one that exists

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>>36943318
I don't see it anon desu hmmmm

>>36943357

As I said already. The thread is supposed to be about describing your dream girl (fantasy or not).

Part 3:

I think I forgot to say. She is also short.

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>>36942715
pic related

aaahhh

That moment when you've wasted 30 minutes writing a post. And then you get basically three semi-serious replies.

>>36942715
No head

>>36942997
No need to get defensive. I'm not saying your entitled. I'm saying that I can't even dream of a girl better than that. I just start feeling shitty if I try to add bells and whistles.

In other words, I'm lamenting that my post IS my dream because it's not obtainable for me and never will be.

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Check out my girl anons

>>36945989
Don't get me wrong. I am no Chat. I've never had a girlfriend. I am not in shape. I have no social skills. And so on. I guess it's just that I've always had the habit of imagining these impossible/improbable scenarios. I spend a lot of time fantasising. What would happen if I had the ability to turn back time? What would I do if I was stuck on a deserted island for years. What would I do if I got abducted? What would the best possible girlfriend be like.

DESU I am not sure if so much fantasising is good or bad.

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>What is your dream girlfriend?
1. be at least marginally attractive
2. have genuine interests that she can talk about to me, as well as listen to me talk about mine

thats literally it

in a perfect world she would probably look something like pic related

>>36945989
P.S. I now see I misinterpreted your original comment. I thought you said that I am asking for too much.

>>36946197
>>36946244
Oh I fanaticize all the time too. The point I'm tryin to make is if you get hungry enough you stop caring what you eat, you just fantasize about eating anything. Doesn't matter if it's a fine steak or a can of expired dog food, that meal is gonna be just as good.

>>36946318
*fantasize

fucking auto correct

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I WANT A BR GF

>is skinny
>but has big perky tits and a fat ass
How fucking hard is it to force your fat deposits into the right places, fembots? Stacies can do it why can't you?
Also,
>all natural

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I want a thicc jewish gf
As for personality it dont matter as long as she cool with sitting around watching anime and know how to take a joke.