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There once was a NEET from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He gave a poor wagie a buck
For he felt bad for the sad old cuck
And as for his huge NEET dick, it pleased the wife of the poor cucklet
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>>36941857
Thisawesome poem made wagecucks speechless.
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Another day, another haircut eh neet?
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>>36941857
Meter is way off.
2/10, NEET-San.
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>>36943690
This is the story of ragie wagie
He loved a lady with hair so wavy
NEETgod came along and things got rapey
Now in the house of ragie wagie
and his wife the lady with hair so wavy
Lives the child of NEETgod who spilled his gravy
Inside the lady with hair so wavy
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>>36941857
a beautiful yet humorous poem, blending comedy with poetry, i never thought it possible but leave it to us NEET's to lead the human race in terms of culture and artistry.
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There once was a NEET from Nantucket
Who pissed and shit in a bucket
He ran out of fucks
Collected his bux
REEE'd at his mom and told her to shove it
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>>36941857
There once was a NEET in a basement
Who's smell was so bad you could taste it
Every day was a rut
With his daily haircut
If only his mommy would end it
Maybe if you had graduated highschool you'd be able to write a simple poem correctly.
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>>36944248
>stereotypically labels NEETs as basement dwellers
Wrong again wageslave! I've inherited a fortune from my deceased parents and now I live life in luxury and currently composing my new symphony.
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