Lurker General

>>36941845
this thread is shit and you are a faggot
white roses are symbol of hatred and stupidity

no i'm not gonna post

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I wish I had a real gf

Why have you summoned me?

No I'm not gonnna post

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Why am I the weird one for being an ancap?

i have come to post in this thread

>>36941845
I wish you hadnt made this thread.

>>36941845
I have spent a minimum of 8 hours a day on 4chan and various other imageboards/websites for over a decade now. I have no accounts anywhere and I post anonymously maybe once a week. I've spent half of my life watching other people's pointless discussions.

Living the dream.

>>36941845

fuck it. lowlwlwlwlwlw

>>36943674
How oId are you now; anon?

>>36941845
Ich erfreue mich am gespielten Leid von sogenannten Anons, die wahrscheinlich nichts anderes als vorpubaertere, kantige Kellerkinder sind. Basilikum

No one will eat him
A yellow raspberry
Perched on top of the thorn bush
Up high and ugly
Up high and weird
This minute 20 years ago
Your hair looked just as bad
Talking nonstop to a little rubber pixie
What has changed when you tell
Your doll hello?
More indignant, less recognizable
You became a bag lady's son
Beating off nonstop
To the escort pages
What has changed when you tell
The cross hello?
You left with some money
More self righteous, less hopeful
Up high and ugly up high and ZORP
This minute 20 seconds ago
Your face looks just as dumb
Singing nonsense to your voice mail
What has changed as you tell
Your cactus hello?
More fixated, less relief
You became a faggot
Dressed like a bunny
Beating off nonstop
To the escort pages
What has changed as you tell
The mirror hello?

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How u guys holding up?

orgynal

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i loev anime

Damn let me lurk in peace OP

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your not the boss of me..

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pornography makes me very sad.

>>36944144
>die wahrscheinlich nichts anderes als vorpubaertere, kantige Kellerkinder sind
Es ist halt so. Bravo.

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>>36942130
ancap = worse than a trap = Hitler would have gassed

10 hours straight on /r9k/ suprised after all the years I'm not gay

>>36944603
Ik this feel

>be 5'6"
>smallish frame
>6.1x5.5 inch dick

i feel like i'll never please a girl

Having a girlfriend would make me very happy.

>>36944754
You def wont not even 6ft a small average penis you know you can transition right?

>>36944778
Both my GFs make me happy anon 2 better then 1 I figure I will settle with who ever I knock up first

>>36944754
You can become my sissy GF (BF) if you want, do you pass as a trap?

>>36944813
yea sure you have two gf do not fucking lie

>>36941845
Just took a massive shit. Felt good OP.

what am i doing here

originalo

i wish I was true 4channer :(

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should i start crossdressing

dammit, i knew i shouldnt have read this post right then so i would have to post in this thread

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I have to write an important assignment as a part of an equally important exam but my attention span is shorter than my dick so I can barely even write one paragraph before I suddenly alt tab, open Youtube and click on a random video and let it play in the background while checking up on my video games
I'm not even sure if I can reach the minimum requirements for this shit

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This is my reply. Are you happy? It was cozy lurking. Now look what you have done.

haha Erik you don't really have a migraine.

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Got places to be in a bit, good to see you OP.

I must post on this thread