How often does Chad have threesomes?

I had one 2 weeks ago, it was ok

more often that we ever will

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>>36941502
I think of the people who will have them in their lifetime, most will only do it once or twice. Its's an awkward experience that usually specific stars have to align in order for it to happen in the first place.

It's not as amazing as it seems.

>>36941502
My gf has admitted she fantasizes about a threesome but says she's won't do it because it would be 'weird'. How can I talk her into it?

>>36941502
I used to a lot during highschool and uni but then some shit happened.
Its actually not as amazing as you'd think and 90% of the time is you just servicing them in various ways while your dick recuperates.

>>36941720
Please explain in tremendous detail.

>>36941764
I used to have not one but two people i'd call girlfriends though we never explicitly stated we dated back then.
We were awkward people socially formed our own small circle then one day we all made a pact to lose our virginities together and it spiraled out from there.

>>36941655
Don't.
She probably means a threesome with another dude.

>>36941906
She's most likely already done it in the past but wants to do it again with Anon knowing/consenting to it.

>>36941655
you dont.

you dont ever ever ever introduce other dick into a relationship

the only time you ever get a threesome is a random hookup or being invited into one by a friend.

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Only had one threesome about a year and a half ago. It was pretty intense but I don't think I will ever do it again. Kind of ruined a friendship.

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>>36941906
>>36941944
No she says wants another girl. But I don't think she'll ever go through with it.

>>36942006
How do fuck do you go about getting a threesome? Also please describe the sex in detail.

>>36942014
"sooooo...um, anon. The last threesome was fun and i'd like another but could we, maybe, change it up this time?"
Any rebukes will question your character, trust, and loyalty if you refuse. Its only fair.

>>36942116
I would never agree to a mmf threesome. I'd rather be single than cucked.

>>36942206
What if you were fucking someone else's gf?

>>36942242
I'd do it. I just want to experience having two women in bed with me. Ideally both are submissive sex slaves.

>>36942206
The point is if you do a mff she might want more. She'll take your want and willingness to ask for an mff as a sign your willing to try different things and that you're "open" sexually speaking.
This means she may also become "open" to various ideas and one of them which to her isn't going to be a small leap would be a mmf.
The second you say no is the second she'll question your love, your character, how you view her, how you view women, etc. basically everything about you and that relationship.
Do not open your shit to this unless you're willing to take that plunge.

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>>36942006
>>36942061
All started with gf having fantasies/being attracted to girls. Once I found out she was into this I started casually asking her if anyone at a party or wherever we were was attractive to her. Sometimes she would point out girls her type and later I would ask her what she wanted to do with said girl.. It would get her going before we had sex.

Fast forward a year or so and at this point she will make out with girls she is comfortable with when she is drunk. A few times at house parties she has done this.

She has two friends she is really attracted to. One is not single and is kind of boring so I doubt she would be interested, but one of them is single but pretty shy. When this girl and gf get drunk they almost always make out or start talking about gay stuff.

(1/?)

I am in no way a Chad. But this happened to me recently. It caused problems. I would not recommend. It isn't a cool as it sounds.

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>>36942006

>Kind of ruined a friendship.

Go figure. Treating a human like a realdoll you can check out for 3-somes because she's bi leads to hurt feelings.

t. bi girl

I've had three threesomes (one MMF and two MFF). All three were awkward, but at least the MFF threesomes involved getting my dick sucked and balls licked at the same time. The MMF threesome was weird as hell except it was my gf so I got her asshole, which was cool.

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One party they both got particularly hammered and a friend of mine told me my gf is looking for me shes in the bedroom - when I show up both of the girls are peeking around the corner of the door, half lidded eyes, messed up hair and I can see a bra strap hanging off one of their shoulders. One of them drunkenly said 'why don't you come in here we need help'.

Pretty much knew exactly what was going on at this point and just went along with it. Started with them getting undressed and making out on the bed. They were giggling and smiling at each other while they undressed and kissed each other it was really hot. Gf immediately went down on other girl. At this point I'm getting my clothes off and have an idea of what to do - I felt a little uncomfortable because both of them were really drunk and I didn't want to either be accused of forcing this on them, or be in trouble with the gf because we never talked about 'rules' for doing shit like this.

I decided I couldn't pass up this opportunity that a guy like me probably only has once in a lifetime. I start eating out gf while she is going down on other girl.

(2/?)

pics from house parties I used to have - your best bet for a ONS or threesome

>>36942704
Wait you were in your gf's ass while another guy was in her pussy ? What a cuck

>>36942679
shut up you fucking prude. kys

>>36942679
You're not supposed to have real feelings. You're just supposed to be there when girls want to experiment and please their boyfriends.

>>36941502
Not often, once you have one you'll realize they're massively overrated. Maybe that's personal preference.

>>36942704
KEKED

consider suicide dude why would you do that

>>36942338
>The second you say no is the second she'll question your love, your character, how you view her, how you view women, etc. basically everything about you and that relationship.
Let her.
Make it clear that under no circumstance will you allow her to have sex with another man.
If she can't accept this absolute resolve, then tell her to get out.

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>>36942006
>>36942489
>>36942724

Start fucking gf while she is on top of other girl. Hottest scene for me and something I thought I would never see in person. Kept taking breaks to have another drink.
Gf said something like 'I bet you are going to love this' and whispered in the other girls ear.
Move on to double blowjob. Didn't get off but it was extremely hot. They both eventually get distracted and go back to making out with each other. Other girl now going down on gf and I go down on other girl.
Gf suggests girl use her fav toy on her to get her off. She can only last a couple of minutes with that thing. Once she finishes she almost immediately falls asleep (normal for her) so I make out with other girl. No condoms so we didn't fug but she did suck me off.

We talked a bit afterwords which was nice. She was surprisingly sober. We talked about how we never did anything like this and past sexual experiences. Fell asleep with two nude qt's in my bed and thats the last that ever happened. Probably ever will happen.

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>>36943226
damn son, I envy you for that experience.
Thanks for sharing

>>36942724
merely looking at that picture made my feet hurt

>>36943226
good story anon. at least you'll have thattime in the old highlight reel forever.

>>36942679
>t. bi girl
don't you have some artist to harass for "bi-phobic" comments? go hook up with your chad bf pretender

>>36941565
They don't seem as amazing from a distance, as they used to when I was a teenager.

>>36941655
There are a lot of fantasies that are best left to fantasy. I don't think you should complicate your relationship if it already works my dude.

Is fucking 2 fatties something to brag about?

>>36942847
I prefer the asshole. Don't worry, few years later I broke up with that gf and cucked that friend with his then-gf. He never got any better at sex so it was trivial.

>>36943059
It was interesting. Decided not to do any more MMF stuff after that and got a few MFF threesomes before I decided threesomes were just a waste of time.

Only virgins take sex so seriously that they care about this. Your bitch is not going to run off unless you're bad at sex.

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>>36943263
While the experience was great and I'll never forget the aftermath wasn't so great.
>Other girl got a bf shortly after that. He found out about the threesome and was jealous and didn't want her around us. Other girl said she would never do it again as it 'wasnt her thing' I'm sure he was salty about that.
>Gf eventually did the "was she better than me?" thing and I could feel her insecurity
>Other girl texted me a month later and said that there may be an STD issue. She was clean as far as she knew but she slept with a guy few weeks before the threesome and he may have had something. Turned out to be nothing but was stressful until we all got tested.
>Other girl and gf are no longer friends. Other girl was genuinely cool to hang out with.

Ideally we want to do it again but with a rando that is attractive. Doubt that will happen because we don't trust randos and I don't want to lose anymore friends over stupid one night fun.

Oh well hope you enjoyed the story.

>>36941502
Years ago when i had a gf one day she looked at me and said she wanted to have a 3 some. I looked at herand said with a guy or girl. Then she said nevermind and she never talked about it again.

>>36943443
>Only virgins take sex so seriously that they care about this. Your bitch is not going to run off unless you're bad at sex.

It might seem strange to hear, but some people don't like other dudes dicks in their GF

>>36943413
Nigga I'm a 32 year old virgin who has never had gf. Of course it's worth bragging about. It's more than some will ever get.

>>36943512
She likely just cheated on you then

>>36943523
There's nothing wrong with having that opinion. Scarcity mentality is the result of being on the wrong end of the supply/demand curve. I don't share that opinion because I didn't intend to marry the girl anyway. I wouldn't break up with her though because she let me play with her asshole as much as I wanted.

>>36943563
>I don't share that opinion because I didn't intend to marry the girl anyway

there it is, thanks anon!

>>36943523

Many women don't want other dick in them either, you'd be amazed how many women are all enthusiastic about sharing their BF/hubby with another woman but get turned off with the idea of bringing another guy in. Even "progressive" women instinctively know that 2 men together is unnatural even if both are straight and don't play together.

>>36943591
Always remember to have your end goals in mind, since they will change what behaviors you find acceptable.

>>36943479
Well you never know, maybe the right person will come along...

I certently did.

>>36942006
Is the girl on the right who I think it is?

>>36943814
No neither one of them are internet famous or anything

>>36943593
Women in relationships with men whom they are actually attracted to, are turned off by the thought of MMF threesomes and cuck roleplay because it reduces the status of their partner. I would like to refer to the webm that sometimes gets posted on /gif/ from some pornography where the wife is visibly confused and disgusted when her husband brings home two black bulls.

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>you will never take a giant steamy dump on nature by fucking a trap/tranny in the ass while your gf pegs you

>>36945036
>not fucking a trap while a tranny fucks you

once every second because he is alpha and big

>>36941502
Most of the time. I love to play sandwich with my gf and my best friend. She also likes it a lot.

Too lewd 4 me desufam