Does anyone else find the female presence on /r9k/ kind of ironic?

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>>36940782
Iriny

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What's ironic about women being attracted to men who treat them like shit?

>>36940782
Are you talking about how most of them are part of the LGBT?

>>36940850
not so much the lgb part

>>36940817
You sound like a post from /r/niceguys

>>36940782
>Does anyone else find the female presence on /r9k/ kind of ironic?

The real irony is this:

* Robots want more than anything else to find a woman to be with, or at least be able to have a meaningful conversation with one.

* Robots harass and insult all women who post on /r9k/. Most women who would consider posting here either don't or they pretend to be guys to avoid the vicious flaming.

You're screwing yourselves, robots. And you're too pathetic to stop yourselves from doing it, and you don't have enough self-awareness to understand that you're sabotaging yourselves.

You're literally like robots with faulty programming:

"bip beep boop fembot does not compute fembot does not compute bip beep boop..."

>>36941930
the girls who post on r9k are just attention seeking cunts that don't belong here

how many stories of retard robots contacting femanons do you have to read before you realize all the memes are true and femanons are the shittiest of shit tier

>>36941953
Translation, robots want females that don't want attention. Of course the robots themselves want attention, that is why they constantly post about not having a gf, but any female that posts is immediately looking for attention.

>>36941930
We don't come to r9k to get gf and whore ourselves for a sc or a kik username.

We come here to talk to fellow robits.

>>36942072
>any female that posts is immediately looking for attention

exactly.

>>36941554
Huh? Is that where all of you homos came from?

>>36941953
>femanons are the shittiest of shit tier

That's because robots drove out all the good femanons with their "tits or gtfo" attitude.

But then, at the same times, robots are all: "oh, I'm such a nice guy". Bullshit.

I'm a guy (male) who's really pissed that people like you ruined it for the rest of us.

>>36940782
No, I wish one of them would be my gf

>>36942072
It's not attention.
We want empathy.
Share our feels.
Be loved by those who aren't.

>>36942125
>good femanons

lol there has never been any """good""" femanons ever

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>>36942125
Were you expecting to get gf here ?

>>36942072
The problem is that if you give attention to "fembots", they will start camwhoring in front a bunch of thirsty retards and make this shithole another/soc/.

Not really. They infest every thing man has ever created, even the shitty underbelly. If you created a male-only death camp, they'd force themselves into it just because the men had something of their own.

>>36940782
Why would we or I, 90% of the females here are males and the other 10% are massively mentally ill. They fit in pretty good

>>36941930
>Robots harass and insult all women who post on /r9k/.
How new are you, these days it's fucking swarms of beta orbiters begging underage girls to talk to them on discord and to be their gf

>>36940782
They've suddenly surged in it seems.
Maybe everyone gets really clingy/curious right around may.

I'm going to try to be nice in any case.

>>36940782
Ironic that I'm not a faggot? Hey man if you want a all male board head to /hm/ or certain threads in /lgbt/ sounds like it suits you

>>36941554
I seriously want you fucking redditors to gtfo

>>36940782
I bet you are that thirsty pathetic cuck who wants Ash but she denied you lol

>>36942283
Its the same people you losers think reddit is here etc etc we all visit both places you dork, you might be the 1% that is a actual NEET, a virgin and doesnt go to other places

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>>36941930
>implying "fembots" would ever date a real robot
>implying these cunts won't hang out here, get fucked by some semi chads a week after they started posting and still think they belong here

Why is my question, this board is mostly normies and chads I am one my self so I assume the rest are females in the same boat

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How about you faggots stop arguing and post more lewd mays

>>36941930
>Robots harass and insult all women who post on /r9k
Bullshit, for every person insulting them there's 10 to give them attention

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>>36942513
I'll let you off this time but please don't lewd may

>>36942125
Lol what a cuck knight

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>>36942513
>posting red may
>not posting sapphire

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>>36942591
I like sapphire too, but there's more art of animu/gaimu may that caters to my fetish

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>>36942661
ur oregano is true

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A lot of robots aren't that bad as people. Chads can have quite sickening character traits, they just get away with it more easily.

I can relate to quite a few things on this board, though I'm more of an asexual type so I'm not aboard the whole getting a sexxer thing. Other than that I'm fairly autistic, isolated, unloved and a failure. I don't tend to post, though. I only do so now because I'm drunk and my inhibition is low (still no sexxing tho go fuck yourself ):< )

>>36942320
I used to date female robots all the time.

>>36942837
Anon I love you, you are loved.
This is the friendly dungeon.
No meanies allowed.
How was your day ?
Why are you drunkie ?

>>36941930
Yeah thats not a generalization on your projection of this place.
Next idiot sheep?

>>36940782
not really

they all come from >le leddit where they claim r9k is full of desperate men (it kinda is but not that bad hey), so they believe they will be liked as long as they reveal they have a cunt between their legs (they won't). This makes them depressed so they eventually join the sadposting. It's like getting trapped in a pyramid scheme.

>>36940817
>attracted
>to robots
lmao and lol

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>>36941554
we're all /niceguys/ around here

>>36940782

Ive talked up 2 femanons here, one qt finnish girl and one hyper religious 7th day adventist who was pretty qt herself.

Ended up talking to them both for months, one ghosted me suddenly out of the blue and the other decided 4chan was too degenerate to want anything more to do with it.

I actually enjoyed talking with both of them. Not all femanons are so bad.

>>36942931

Oh, I'm not here because I need a friendly dungeon, I know r9k isn't the place for that. Also, since I'm autistic I'm not entirely sure you're not making fun of me.

But at least I hope a few robots feel a bit better knowing some people don't think they are that bad (not that you should rely on retards like myself to give yourself value, I'm not the god of who has worth and who has not). Yeah, sure some of you have weird sexual fetishes, judges people out of frustration and sadness, have terrible body odor and act awkward, but I think those are minor things compared to being a person who shits over everyone just because they can

>>36943152

Oh and I'm a drunkie because health issues + autism + depression

i'm a hoot

Lolis should not have boobs that big

>>36942320
I found my robot boyfriend on here though?

>>36942885
You are not a robot then
>>36943206
Most likely a normalfag in disguise
robots are too inept to get into a relationship

>>36943277
But i'm an anti-social, reclusive, severely depressed person who's technically a NEET and only ever leaves the house for the now less frequent clg meetups in my area to hopefully get picked up.

>>36940817
tfw no robot bf to treat me like shit

>>36943006
Post your nice winky.

>>36943075
>one hyper religious 7th day adventist
The things you people will do to orbit.

>>36940782
Not really, any gathering of men will inevitably begin to attract women, who prefer someone at the top of a low level hierarchy than someone at the bottom of a high level one.

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>>36941930
yes if im nice to a anon who claims to be a woman "she" will come to my house and we will be a happy couple forever

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>>36943467
what is a winky?

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>>36943461
You can support my lazy neet ass, how about it woman?

>>36943487
Different anon.
Why is that bad? The hyper religious kind keep to their tenants hardcore so all their chicks are fit levels of skinny, refuse to get fat even after marriage, obey men as an instinct, and have absolutely amazing skin and hair due to their strict diet which leads to the whole /fit/ aesthetic.
They're REALLY repressed to. Like, i poke them a bit my dick and most have gone down without further prompt though they worry later.

>>36943152
I wasn't making fun of you, I try to spread some positivity or at least care about someone

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>they gradually reduced May's chest size

>>36940782
No. I have seen women and girls with legitimate and severe sperg, the kind where they fucking obsess over the cringiest shit in the most public fashion possible, IRL. I have seen women and girls whose hygiene could give piss juggers a run for their money. Mountains of trash and debris just scattered over a heap of weeb shit and sweaty bras. I have seen women whose obsessions with unicorns, or yaoi, or Pokemon or whatever, are comparable to the way Chris-chan feels about Sonic. I know girls IRL who are socially self-destructive or who LIVE to troll people on Roblox. I know women and girls who, despite being attractive, are so awkward, creepy, or self-sabotaging that no gf feels totally apply to them, despite girls having sex and dating on easy mode. And you know what? I know a lot of women and girls who fucking hate women and girls.

I have witnessed an obese, smelly, hairy weeaboo NEET burnout sit on the same couch (not her own because she just freeloaded off people) without hygiene for days on end to shiny hunt on her fucking DS.

I knew girls who literally REEEEE'd before REEE was even a meme.

Even assuming the absolute worst stereotypes about /r9k/, there are women who I know would fit in here.

>>36943608
Your penis!
Itmeanspenisblox.

>>36943655
Life on the road is harsh and you can go between meals.
She's at stage 3 out of 4 on the /fit/ cardio bunny routine so excess body fat is being burned.

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>>36943655
Too low in bontent

>>36943652

I appreciate it. I guess I'm just used to be the family joke and so, so I don't except more from strangers

>>36943610
How is that gonna work when I'm a NEET aswell

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>>36943702
I'm not sharing pictures of my willy with some internet perverts!

>>36943746
This. Robots require jobs in order to have fembot gf's otherwise you both die.

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>>36943724
you dont choose family
but anon choose you
have a nice day and a nice day frend

>>36943746
I could just insult or beat you until you get up and get a job, slaving away to support me. You wanted You wanted to get treated like shit right?

>>36943671
whatever makes you sleep at night jimmy.

>>36943764
I wouldn't mind a fembot girlfriend who I could just support. Some cute, spergy girl who wouldn't have to work and could just be a NEET at my place while I'm out, in exchange for being okay with me immediately reverting back to robot-dom upon getting home and for getting barebacked every night. Just sitting there in her undies and a sweaty tank top on her laptop when I got home.

I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

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>>36943752
It will be fun.

>>36943797
I went in thinking people would hate me to oblivion, so I'm not sure what to say. I genuinely hope you have a good life or a decent chance of getting one.

nohomo since im drunk D:>

>>36940782
Daily reminder that there are no girls on this board.

oregano

I honestly don't mind the women as much as all the fucking trap posters.

>>36940782
hi guys im a girl(female) ask me anything :333

>>36944082
Hi how big is your dick (female)

>>36943915
If that's what you're looking for anon then I'm the perfect gf for you

>>36944137
it's about 6 inches hehe what about yours? ;3

>>36943817
You sound like a weakcunt so I doubt that you'd have the energy to beat me

>>36944024
What is your booze of choice ?

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>>36944189
Wanna be my gf ?
Orig

>>36944208
Shut up you dumb whore, even a 12 year old boy can beat up woman.

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>>36944051
They are like wolves in sheep's clothing and once all the sheeps are gone, they wear the wolve's clothing.

>>36944227
okie we are dating now!! you're my bf <3

>>36944223
I have severe digestion issues, the alcohol that gives me the least amount of trouble is red wine. Taste wise I prefer beer, but i get horrible stomach ache and brain fog from it, so..

Spirits make me dizzy like a fucking carousel

>>36944323
I like to have a sip of vodka from time to time.
Good stuff.
I have really bad stomach issues too.

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>>36944292
Great !
How do we contact ?

>>36944276
So you're admitting that you are 12?
You truly are pathetic

>>36944371

I enjoy the taste of vodka, but I live in a small place with a limited selection. They mainly have like absolut vodka and I don't enjoy that as much. I'd probably get super dizzy if I drank only vodka though

I have like gastroparesis. Doctors want me to go on fodmap, but that's different from the issues I have. I can literally eat anything and feel bloated for hours. Fasting or drinking soups is the only ting that makes me feel better

>>36944399
can you send me a link to a good email service? i think you'll understand when i say that i dont really want to give any public info :3

>>36942125
Lordy this is a funny post.

>>36944604
[email protected]

>>36944604
inb4 taylor swift

>>36940782
Not at all, they just hope they can find desperate men who are willing to transfer resources to them.

Don't fall for these leeches' tricks.