>call an escort
>pay with counterfeit money
Why aren't you robots doing this
i tried printing my own money for this exact reason but my printer is shit and it always stops half way through
>>36940631
>>36940903
you both are very sh!tty people. don't do that, women have to work hard for that money, and put up with bs all the time. please be courteous to these women, they are literally American Heroes. they save lives
>>36940903
You're supposed to buy high quality replicas on the deepweb
It's a win win because roasties get investigated by the FBI and secret service and you get your dick succd free of charge
Some let me put videos on pornhub and xvideos and all that traffic is routed to a online shop where I sell overpriced sex toys to normans
>>36940631
That's kinda funny actually, they would be too stupid to notice it's fake.
>>36940631
Holy shit that's genius, have no clue where the fuck to get counterfeit money though..
>>36940631
To further my pursuit of the ancient arts of wizardry... are you retarded?
> implying the shallow temptations of the flesh are anything compared to ungodly powers and full control of the corporeal world
>>36940903
i think there's supposed to be something in those printers that recognize if you're trying to print money and stop working. so the printer isn't necessarily broken if it won't do it.
>>36940903
It's literally illegal to sell a printer that lets you print money, you dingus.
>>36940631
gets stabbed by pimp
>>36941321
pay independent whores?
>>36941321
>not wearing a mask to every encounter so that they can't ID you
Baka
>>36941054
>get sex for free from people who expect you to pay more than its worth
>are you retarded?
Someone must not be getting the succ it's alright anon
>>36941009
I fucked up once though because when they found out it was fake she tried to call me but had to throw it out
>>36941031
Deepweb but it's not advised for NEETS
>>36940903
>Printing money off of a home printer...
Holy fuck anon, it's like you want to get caught.