it's not that hard to loose your virginity jesus christ

>Go to a bar
>Find a group of sluts
>They always have a Duff
>Wait till the end of the night.
>Start hitting on the Duff
>Have sex with duff
>Leave before duff wakes up so no rape charges.

this is how i did it.

>>36940408
doesent count

>>36940422
Why doesn't it count.

>>36940442
you were both drunk

im talking about dating someone and you buth start making out

not just fucking because youre drunk

>>36940422
Yeah, why wouldn't that count?

>>36940486
I never said I was drunk.

>>36940334
gays would fuck a pile a shit if it had a dick

>>36940486
You're talking out of yer arse, he had sex therefore not a virgin mr. Goalpost shifter.

>>36940486
>virginity
I want to get my dick wet. Now fall in love.

>>36940334
>implying being gay isn't the easy mode for sex

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>>36940584
it's hard as fuck if you're picky
>i'm picky as fuck

>absolute NO fat or i'll ditch em
>they NEED to be feminine
>they NEED to be cute

I still managed to score

>>36940334
how about the government does something to protect innocent men from false rape accusations first and give them the option to opt out of parenthood like women can. women can lie about being on the pill and make you pay child support. did you know if a man pulls the condom off during sex that is consider rape in Canada?