If you were to escape prison what 3 items would you use, I'll

>>36933155
>a key to get out
>the proper paper work
>a good lawyer

>>36933187
we're done here, threads over

>Sunglasses
>drugs
>AR15

what the fuck kind of question is this

seriously did you even think about it

>>36933187
Good Job Fellow Robot Comrade.

>>36933155
Op has autism?
Op has autism.

>a bacon
>le tardis
>unicornz

Hahaha so funny an randumb rite guis? I didn't even explain how I'd yewz them tu get out XD

>>36933235
Yes I thought "very hard" about it Anon, did you think about it?

>small high wattage blue laser
>Passport and $5000 in a box buried by a field
I'd just have someone beat me over the head in the yard and make it look bad.
I'd act tired and like I have brain damage.
The blue laser is for if they use restraints on me at the hospital, other than those with a little luck I could make it out a window at the right opportunity.
I'd grab the passport (hopefully one with a fake name) and fly to a country with no extradition while sipping mimosas

>>36933155
>a full pardon x 3

>ULTRA JAIL-DOOR OPENING DEVICE V3.10
>A jetpack
>gun