Talk to me ITT..

You are a cute boy
I wanna cuddle you :3

>>36933017
You look similar to this guy I know
Maybe it's just because all skater dude white boys look the same though

>>36933017
What's with the curly hair mop-top?

You'd look a lot better with medium/short hair

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>>36933048
Thank you, but I'm not into cuddling men. Sorry.
>>36933060
I've never set foot on a skateboard in my life. I'm very uncoordinated.
>>36933090
I took that pic yesterday when I didn't shower for a couple days. Here's me after a shower/shampoo

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>>36933017
you wanna suck black cock white boy?

>>36933232
Ohh you look like idubbz wearing a wig

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>>36933272
Who is that?

>>36933259
I don't want Aids.

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>>36933328
umad bro? trololololololo why you so mad bro?

post nudes or take this shit to /soc/ with all the other attention whores

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>>36933350
/soc/ is too slow I want instant gratification. You can talk to me about anything you want, I'll listen.

Go to the kitchen and eat a cookie or a fruit for me

>>36933017
for a second i thought you were that lex luthor from "BvS:DoJ" till i noticed the hair

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Dude your pretty hot what about me im taking the self improvement meme

Can we get a timestamp?

I have a hunch to test...

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>>36933500
Thank you. You don't look bad, your face is a little round though, making you look younger than you probably are which makes the facial hair look odd because it's so sparse. My face was a lot worse than that a few years ago but I was really fat. When I lost weight it became more angular. How much do you weigh if you don't mind me asking?

>>36933408
When i was fat I got told I looked like Val Kilmer. Now I get told I look like Jesse Eisenberg. Is that an improvement? Who knows.

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>>36933547
Should I be originally worried?

>>36933640
Nope, but I love alphabet soup...

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>>36933668
You have lost me.

What are your opinions on Trump and will the next president be worth giving a damn about?

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>>36933907
I have 0 problems with Trump. His tax plan will put more money in my pocket and his healthcare plan will save me over $2000 a year. He could bomb Syria and piss off illegal immigrant activist groups as much as he wants by virtue of these two things. That doesn't make me a bad person, does it? Or maybe it does but everyone is trying to secure their future, and I shouldn't be vilified for voting in my interest.

And to answer your next question: I think every election matters especially in a country that pumps so much into the international trade/defense sectors as America. So, yes, of course the next president will be worth giving a damn about.

So I think a bump is in order. It's pretty obvious who this guy is....

>>36935273
who is he?! :O

>>36935273

Is he the muffin man?

>>36935273
I'm just a bit curious about who you think I am.

>>36935548

welcome back sloooopeeee

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>>36935827
Swing and a miss, bud.

You look like Jim Morrison.
Are you just a chad here to mock us or do you actually consider yourself a robot?

>>36935862
Shit, I thought you were moot. You look really close to him. There's no way it's morning in Seattle...

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>>36935873
Former robot. Was morbidly obese until I was 24. Broke many times in my life. Washed dishes for years. No girl wanted me and I still can't talk to them for long without inevitably fucking up. Turned my life around slowly but surely. But the scars don't heal.

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>>36935999
why does your face look like rubber wtf kill it with fire

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>>36936056
I got saggy skin because my face used to be very fat and puffy. I try not to smile too much. Also I'm pretty old.

>>36936103
How much did you weigh? Grats on the weight loss, how did you do it?

>>36933017
you stole my haircut

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>>36936143
I was 240 at my worst. I used to get $20 worth of Taco Bell three times a week. That was just one of my daily meals meal, mind you.

I started small: Cut out soda. That really helped get the process going. Then I started drinking those five hour energy supplements. They pump your body full of vitamins and boost your metabolism when taken habitually. Then I eliminated fast food. That was the toughest because it was my biggest addiction. The most important thing is patience: It took me two years to get down to 135. My parents thought I was sick. After that I joined a gym and started lifting. One year later I'm at 160. Still have loose skin but I guess that's the price I paid for letting myself get so disgusting.

>>36936154
I probably wear it better than you.

you're pretty cute, but I mainly wanted to say your camera sensor has some dead spots as you can see the black flecks on your photos

>>36936237
What's being an embarrassing feather weight sociopath like?

What are your thoughts on the trubisky pick? He's one big question mark but I think he has more potential than people think, a ryan tannehill of sorts

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i bet you played with mega bloks as a kid you punk ass bitch

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>>36936255
I noticed that too. Can't see in my gallery but I can see them on the computer. Any idea why that is? Thank you in both cases!

>>36936259
I have tendencies at worst. I wouldn't say I'm that bad.

>>36936237
I admire you, you give me so much motivation and faith. Thank you for existing.

>>36936295
That's what I meant by feather weight

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>>36936269
I have no thoughts about the Bears. They aren't in my conference. My friend likes GB though and he says they aren't much to worry about, as usual.

>>36936310
That means a lot to me. Thank you for saying that. What are you trying to improve upon?

>>36933232

You look like a less aesthetically interesting version of me.

>>36936295
yeah, that's weird that it doesn't show up in your gallery. maybe it gets corrupted while transferring them to your computer or while optimizing it for posting? i dunno :c

anyways, i hope you have a great day and that interesting people come your way to converse with you!

>>36936359
>friend likes GB
Dropped.

What team you follow?

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>>36936391
Prove it

>>36936394
God bless, friend!

>>36936432

Can't no camera.
Actual poorbot here.

Do you condition your hair? Also how old are you

>>36936359
A bit overweight and just worried about my future as a whole. School is rough but I'm hanging in there.

>>36936432
anal or anal

>>36936237
>240 to 135
You're either a manlet or starved yourself.

How tall are you?
I'm fat as fuck too, but I'm kind of tall. Concerned about loose skin.

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>>36936451
I was in a bad place from high school to 23. I graduated but I had no internships and my grades were mediocre. I wasn't able to find a decent job for two years, which may not be much in the grand scheme of things but it was definitely having an effect on my psyche. Just keep your ears open for all opportunities post-grad, internships, things to make you stand out from your peers, and switch to water!

>>36936450
I shampoo every few days. I'm 26.5

>>36936530
>>36936549
I'm not that tall. 5'10", king of the manlets etc etc.

Anyway, my shift has ended and my relief is here. I'm gonna get to the gym and get going. I'll post when I get home if the thread is still up. God bless you all!

>>36936583
>I'm not that tall. 5'10", king of the manlets etc etc.
I'm about 6'2" and 320lbs. Thanks for the motivation, even though you're an attentionwhore.

>>36936403
Oh, and J E T S JETS JETS JETS

You look like Moot's long lost relative.

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>>36933500
>>36933379
>>36933232
>>36933017
>>36933985
Would you like to have your boi pucci filled to the brim with my powerful NEET cum? It doesn't matter what you want. I am your NEET master and you will obey me.

>>36936403
what's wrong with meme bay packers?

>>36936788
Every packers fan I've met breeds within their own family. Also their quarterback is a closet gay.

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>>36936661
my orig nigga!

>>36936661
Actually like the jets too, you got our handmedowns in Marshall and forte. Really wanted petty to be good but he's benis tier.

>>36933017
asdasfbgasdfrqr

>>36936583
Post a pic from when you were fat. I bet you were still cute

>>36937398
Yes I agree I would love to fill some boi pucci with NEET cum

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>>36937398
I'm back. This is me pushing my absolute worst near the end of 2012. Was probably around 220 here. I didn't start trying to lose weight until the beginning of 2014.

>>36937873
Wow not bad you were pretty hot back in the day

Now you just look like a frail twink

>>36937873
Don't ignore your NEET master boi pucci slave. I'm here to fill you

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>>36937972
I snored, was wheezy, smelled like shit, sweat while I ate.

You wanted all that?

hmm op ur cute
Lift weights

>>36938043
Yes I demand your boi pucci. Report to your NEET master immediately for a cum filling