>Tfw no shy long distance robot gf Why even live robros

>>36932454
Shy chicks are the worst with messaging anon. No matter how interested in you they actually are they can't help but seem preoccupied and disinterested because shyness does not translate over text. All that would do is keep you stressed out really bad, trust me.

>>36932454
>use kik
>find cute big titty girl in my state
>she talks about hanging out on a hotel room
>she sounds shy and cute on the phone
>she plays Pokemon go
>find out she's still banging her ex bf who's her best friend who treats her like shit
>she ghosts me

WELP

Having drink no point in fapping over spilled milk. Cheers

>>36932517
Im just tired of staceys and roasties and I have this dumb idea of a shy robot girl who slowly opens up to me JUST

>>36932594
You'll find her in person or you won't find her at all.

>>36932619
I can find girls irl (inb4 get out chad/normie) but for some reason I have this idea of an online robot gf and it makes me sad not having one

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i can be your shy long distance internet gf, the only problem is im ugly but you can pretend i am an anime girl

>>36932665
I dont care how you look as long as youre not a huge bitch
Do you have a kik or discord?

>>36932665
i also guess i amnot shy on the internet because i made the first move and dont qualify no more. goodbye

>>36932687
my kik is kiggerusername

>>36932727
Messaged u

>>36932727
Whats your skype, if you have one

>>36932839
Back off anon shes mine REEEEEEEEE

>>36932665
>tfw no shy, ugly gf with cute apu pictures
Are there any more of these? OP already has dibs on this one.

>>36932872
Why are you afraid of competition (:

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>>36932887
Theyre not replying so pretty sure ive been had

>>36932896
If she prefers you over me then shes not the one and you can have her,I aint too worried

>>36932913
Not surprised, usually kiks/discords are bullshit, serious people post emails and then exchange contact info.

>>36932454
>have online boyfriends
>get actual boyfriend
>miss online boyfriends
>realize i actually hate physical intimacy
>i hate kissing
>i hate sleeping together
>i miss falling asleep in front of a computer screen.

>>36932937
What your info buddy
Originaeux

>>36932974
no thanks i still have a boyfriend

>>36932987
>>36932935
No worries,the search continues