Wait, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Me and your sister are keeping it casual

Because I'm black with a 2.78 inch dick

>>36932203
sounds like it's falling off

>>36932156
why dont you tell me?

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>>36932156
Can't be fucked to get out of bed or cook my own tendies and I feel like women other than mommy would expect me too.
I haven't even played vidya in 3 days because all of the batteries are downstairs and the only gamepads that don't need them have fucky joysticks.
Point is that it's a whole lot of hassle that I'm not up for.
Also women my age are all crazy, so obese they're on borrowed time, have multiple kids, are married with a backup man or two, or are dead and younger women have better options.

>>36932156
I don't know any women, and I find it difficult and unpleasant to meet new people.

>>36932203
Are you for real though? Can you post it please? It would bring joy to my little heart.

>>36932268

Its true. Why would a dicklet have dick pics? Nobody wants to see that shit.

>>36932332
I want to see it though.

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>>36932467

You're asking to see a black mans baby dick on a gook message board, sort yourself out, kouhai

>>36932532
I know I have problems now show me your dicklet.

>>36932156
Because I'm too excited to meet someone in the morning and suck him off. So much easier to meet a bro with the same interests than to meet a girl who can hold a conversation.

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>>36932156
there are no girls in my room and if there are i can't find them

>>36932156
I do, I love her with all my heart. She is funny, kind, cuddly, adorable. I've never been so happy. Good luck anons, I hope you find someone. <3

>>36932197
r-rekt right guys?
give me a (you) for god sake I NEED IT

>>36932602
Good luck getting cucked low test bitch boi.

@36932615
This is how you do it right? I think I ran out of (You)s.

>>36932156
Don't really have any explanation except for that I'm just plane ugly and socially inept, somehow I make 52k at 20, while going to school with a nearly flawless gpa, 6'3" and I'm still too pathetic to get a gf. I'm truely blessed at being fucking beta and retarded.

Because I'm totally satisfied with being nothing more than fuck buddies.

I'm fat and ugly and don't make any effort

>>36932156
I'm autistic and have fucked up teeth.

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>>36932584
have you looked in the closet, under the bed
and behind your desk
that's where stuff usually is

can't find a girl that's interesting enough to not lose my interest the exact moment she opens her mough

>>36932156
I have a ldr
She took my virginity a month ago and I ate her ass and she gave me an assfingering ball sucking handjob.

>>36932156
Women are afraid of me.

Cause I'm 18 kissless virgin and never had a gf. Trying to get with a girl I met off tinder for now who's patient enough to disregard my inexperience.

>>36932618
I'm sorry someone broke your heart, anon, but it's time to move on. Let it go and move on, you will be much happier.

>>36933201
Alright buddy keep being overconfident.

>>36933176
>Cause I'm 18 kissless virgin and never had a gf
Same age and spot as you, just without tinder.

>>36932953
i'll check behind my desk thanks anon

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>>36932615
>tfw you get the you but there's no substance.

>>36933233
The truth is anon, I'm not all that confident. What I've realized is that life is full of risks, and unfortunately, nothing of much value comes risk-free. You just have to accept sometimes you win em, sometimes you lose em, you just gotta keep at it.

I have absolutely no desire for a girlfriend (or a boyfriend). Does anyone else share this feel?

>>36934286
yeah flesh pretty much disgusts me

>>36934286
yes
aversion therapy from growing up with BPD roastie sisters coupled with every girl in my classes being an cunt because I was an ugly guy was remarkably effective at stamping out that particular urge young