I felt the biggest feel, boys...

>Her chemo was scheduled right after my grandma's, and that's why I met her, when I met her.
>Kept my cool and introduced her to my grandma. My grandma found Karen delightful.
>Karen's mom and little brother show up. They are basically the nicest people I've met.
>And so... That's how Karen became my girlfriend.
>From that point forward we were together every day. And we did a LOT of stupid shit. Bungee jumping, car racing, skinny dipping and a lot of other Chad shit, that ultimately made me a better, more adjusted person.
>She just wanted to enjoy life fully. And I fell in love.
>When she wasn't tired, we had sex. And the sex was incredible. Before our first time, she made me tell her if I had any fetishes and she told me hers. We indulged each other to the max.
>Most amazing 4 months of my life.
>What followed was the worst month of my life.
>In the space of ten days she lost a lot of weight, her hair became very thin and she became practically completely bedridden.
>Chemo was not working right.
>Meds stopped doing shit.
>She had a massive seizure and we rushed her to the hospital.
>She was at stage IV.
>It had reached her brain.
>She never woke up. Passed away ten days later.
>I was broken completely.
>Five months later my grandma dies too.
>Ended up being depressed for nearly two shitty fucking cunting years.

2/3

...

>Fast forward to last week.
>Karen's brother has his 18th birthday and his mom invites me. (They moved to another town.)
>After the party, I stay for a couple of days.
>We catch up and have a really good time with the boy, eat a lot of pizza and play a lot of Tekken 6.
>When it's time for me to leave, I hug his mom and him to say goodbye.
>"See you, brother!"
>His mom started crying.
>"Anon... I know it's going to be hard, but you have to know this."
>Turns out Karen was two months pregnant when she passed, and never told me.

I broke down in the car and cried all the way home.

I will tell the entire story to my current GF tomorrow. If she wants to be serious, she has to know.

And if I ever win the lottery, I would build a children's cancer hospital.

Fuck cancer.

3/3

>>36931054
Fucking dirty. I'm sorry man. But it's for the best. You would have made a shit father.

>>36931368
fuck you on the behalf of that man.

>>36931054
>Fuck cancer.
I lost my dad to cancer. So yeah, fuck cancer.

>>36931393
This nigga has had at least 2 gfs and had "incredible" unprotected sex. Does that sound like a robot to you?

>>36931015
Get the fuck out normie scum and take your fetus with you.

>>36931015
>>36931039
>>36931054
Take it to /b/ and never come back normalfag scum, we aren't you're rag you use when you bawwww

Fuck off norman, go to hell with your cancer gf

Enjoy the cancer to the roasties, normalfag.
Serves you right.

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>>36931054
So... op confirmed kek? She was obviously 2 months pregnant with another man's child.

>>36931015

What was her fetish, anon? You've mentioned it so you have to tell us...

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>>36931630
This.
Faggots like OP need to pack their emotional baggage up and get the fuck out.
>current gf
Fucker, you know how many gf I've had? ZERO. You don't belong here.

This never happened
Oregarino

>mfw the Rasputin greentext gets no attention
Man /r9k/ really is a shit board

>>36931757
link plox man

>>36931015
How did you smol talk her?
What did you say
I could never do that teach me social skills

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>op loses his waifu to cancer
>already has another one
Man. Literally nothing can bring you normalfags down, huh?

>>36931808

You catch her attention with a small joke, or a one liner. After she responds, you introduce yourself. After she introduces herself back, you just make observations about her and base your questions around them.

>>36931986
Can you give me your best jokes?
What if she looks at me weird or doesnt even look

>>36931986
"You have a nice set of breasts, are they real?"
"I noticed you have a mouth, how much cock have you stuff in there at once?"
"Do you like condoms? I hate condoms and could never wear one."

>>36931054
>>Turns out Karen was two months pregnant when she passed, and never told me.
>pregnant with cancer
you probably killed her.

>>36931986
Also what do you mean by respond?

>>36931528
>Robot
>Good father
Geez, I don't know what to tell you anon...

>>36932253

It doesn't have to be a joke, necessarily...

First, give her a quick glance, and decide what part of her appearance or the environment you can use as an opening. You don't have to be CSI or Sherlock Holmes to do this.

It usually goes like this...

You: Hey, that's a very cool Doctor Who t-shirt, who's your favorite?/Whoa, are those the new Nikes? Best running shoes there are!/It's cold as a witch's titty around here.../

Her: Yeah, blablablablablablbalbalba...

You: Indeed/That's exactly what I think too!/, I'm Anon, btw... (Extend Hand).

Her: I'm Stacy! (Handshake Occurs).

You: Hey, you have some really pretty nails!/Hey, you look a lot like *insert celebrity here* (or some other NEUTRAL non-creepy compliment)

Her: Well... Blablablablablablablablablablabla...

(As she is blablaing, you try to catch something that you can use as a common ground, between you and her)

You: Oh, you are doing your nails usually at the mall? They have a really good arcade/bar/bookstore there, have you ever been there?

Her: Well, blablablablablablablabllabalbala...

And that's how small talk goes usually... You continue until you have her number, or until you realise you have nothing in common.

You absolutely don't approach women in public places or with headphones in their ears.

As long as you look semi-presentable, are clean and don't dress like an austist (sandals with socks, fedora, trenchcoat, etc.), you'll be fine. Good Luck.

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>>36931054
>Fuck cancer.
No fuck YOU.
t. Cancer

>>36933028
>Whoa, are those the new Nikes? Best running shoes there are!
Slick pickup line, I'll be sure to give it a shot myself

>>36931054
Bro, I didn't need to hear that this morning. I'm sorr-

>my current GF

Wait, hol' up

>my current gf
So..this is the power of normies..
You deserved and , and so did she for being a gf of such a normalfag. Wew.

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>>36932326
>pregnant with cancer
>you probably killed her

Came here to say this.

KYS, OP.

>my current gf
Wow. Just wow.

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>>36934155
Fucking hell that made me laugh

>>36931015
>cancer
>was pregnant
My god, you really killed her

>>36935277
I'm happy that made you happy, friendo!