What's your super move?

Flying armbar

Double Windmill

surprise rimjob

the Detroit roundhouse

Double flying elbows

if you know this not from reckful we can be friends

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>>36930655
I can play any and all games in sub <15 fps and still reach high elo

The Feels On Wheels

Wolf fang fist

>>36930655
Self destructive autistic overdrive
Stats: attack modifier 3 x rage quotient
Raw damage:200
(For reference: punch-40 kick-60
Average health of adult male-around 210)
Info: the user goes into a spastic fury and violently attacks the target(s). The user is so overcome with rage that the damage incurred during the assault is negated until the next turn (or the user wears out). The user gets extremely close during the use of this move, so the damage they receive will probably be high unless they overwhelm the opponent(s) and sustain no damage.

>>36930800
Flying Armbar
Attack modifier:none
Raw damage:80
Critical hit chance:normal
Single target attack
Info: the user springs forward and slams the forearm into the opponent's head, potentially knocking them to the ground. Very useful for starting a combo using all four limbs.

I yell "TURTLEMODE: ENGAGE" and crumple to the ground covering my head. so far i have never been beaten up when using this move.

>>36930655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOhwV6nT9JE

>>36931114
I don't think you know what an armbar is.

combat urination

Inverted low kick

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>>36930655
Staying up way too late every night

>>36931077
Life is a video game.

>>36930863
Double Windmill
Attack modifier: 2x
Raw Damage: x=the user's velocity + attacking strength (arms)
Info: the user swings arms around sideways like a windmill, than attempts to strike the target(s). Best used for intimidation, as actual physical application leaves the user vulnerable to brute force counter attacks.
Effect: user's defense is lowered by 1 stage after use

>>36930655

DO NOT PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE HEAD OR NECK!!! YOU WILL SERIOUSLY INJURE THEM OR KILL THEM! Do not use excessive force in a street fight! End it as soon as you can while doing as little harm as possible then run away! It's better to just make them trip and walk away. They will look silly in front of a crowd and will have too much pride to go after you because it will just make them look butthurt!

>>36930878
>>36930888
hey no duplicates

>>36930888
Detroit Roundhouse
Attack modifier: 2x the years lived in Detroit
Raw damage: 70
Critical hit rate: high
Info: a regular roundhouse, amplifed by the amount of time spent in this shithole.

>>36931215
Shut up faggot street fights are life and death

>>36931215
>make them trip
>their head smashed into the pavement
Well congratulations, you've just committed manslaughter!
Now what's the next step in your grand scheme?

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[S T A N D] name: {The Roast}

Ability: Generate orbiters at will
Turn enemies into orbiters
Spread infections

Destructive power:A
Durability:A
Range:A
Development potential: E

>>36931119
Turtle Mode
Info: raises the user's defense but jumping to the ground and getting to a turtle a shell esque positon. The defense isn't perfect, but will minimize damage from random hitting and kicking, but defense is actually lowered against certian targeted attacks.

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> yell that's not my purse
>kick in testes
>weapon
mostly I just virgin walk and hope everyone leaves me alone but I have a contingency plan, at least

>>36931294
was getting up to 20 years in prison part of your plan?

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>>36931336
If I throw you to the ground, will you die?

>>36931132
Combat Urination
Attack/Damage modifier: none
Raw damage: X=amount of fluid user can produce multipled by 1.2
Critical hit chance: very low
Info: the user pisses at the target using tactical training, making it more affective than regular pissing attacks. More used to discourage attackers over actually doing damage, or de-escalate a combat scenario over ending one.
Effect: user cannot use this move until more fluids are resupplied and the four hour cooldown is complete
Opponents may be disgusted and won't continue the fight, or a critical hit may involve them losing their eye(s) or tasting your piss

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>>36931360

T-that would be extremely painful.

>>36931325
KotH Crotch Kick
User: Bobby Hill, virgins, women
Raw Damage:350
Critical Hit Rate: high
Attack Modifer: none
Info: the user unleashes a devastating kick that can fell a redneck. No one but a woman can withstand this legendary tool of destruction.
Effect: no effect activates on women, -2 priority

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>>36930655
LARIATOOOOOO

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My super move is usually the half Nelson, in extreme situations or if it's for personal reasons I'll bust out my ultimate finish and transition from Half Nelson into Full Nelson which is like a double damage multiplier, and finish with a German Suplex.

No one has ever survived it

>>36931572

Any way to get out of these locks?!

how to escape pile driver before your head gets bashed into the ground?!

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>>36931166
checked those digits in an extremely original way, senpai

>>36931572
I pile drived my neighbor in high school. Shit was crazy. He was this scrawny kid that could be picked up easily.
I think it messed him up for life.
>my most alpha moment

>>36931725

>your most alpha moment is not controlling your anger and lifting someone shorter than you and unnecessarily bashing their head into concrete causing a permanent damage to their head

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>>36930655
No final move, but a status effect
{Autismo zerker}
Duration: approx. 3min
When enraged and in danger, user enters a state of extreme calm and delayed reaction to pain that enables him to make better battle choices, foregoing personal defense.
DEX x 1.40
DEF x .80

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KILLER QUEEN! DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO!

Angry doggo toss

>>36930655
Payload.
I hug the opponent's neck and try to drop them to the floor by any means necessary. Once there, no one knows how to punch. We're equal.

>>36930878
f*kn kek'd n*gger, have a (you)

Mercy tears. I cry and hope my assailant shows mercy.

>>36930655
>Slavic short temper
>At full gauge of being pissed off cut off all memories and vision associated with the episode. Your opponent will suffer from racial slurs, physical violence, and a scoop of your true colors. Once the meter is depleted nobody fucks with you ever again and the people in your grade back in highschool will forever be afraid of you.

On the bright side, nobody stole my lunch or made fun of me ever again

>>36931772
Are you implying that Chad would have done different?

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>>36930655
>>36930655
The rassengan

>>36931772
Are you implying that Chad would have done different?
It was wrong to do, but it was alpha

>>36931906
Piledrivers are autistic as shit, Chad would have bodyslammed him or punched him out

>>36931906
>>36931934
weird, the filters missed out on my double

>>36931191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx1GBx9pUGo

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>>36930655
>Pocket knife handle bash

The benefits of a melee weapon without the consequences involved with murder.

I have actually done this before.

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>>36931299

JoJo reference!

>not original

yara yara ze

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>>36930655
The lynch and burn.

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Special Moves: Headbutt Barrage, Short Elbows, Bicep Slicer, Calf Crusher, Kani Basami

Finishing moves: Neckbite, Stomp to the Back of the Neck

>>36930655
Goose stepping into the claw!

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>>36931514
This was a really great adaptation of my post. I'm in a good mood now, thanks.

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Thai-style Roundhouse Kick to the head -- or a Question Mark Kick -- or a Superman Punch.

>>36931934

There's nothing alpha about excessive force. Even if he was being a jerk, you don't do something that'll permanently injure someone for life just because they upset you.

I always thought it was cool in anime's where a person throws like 100 tiny daggers into someone.

>>36931119

[TURTLE MODE]
Def: +300%
Atk: -100%

-Upon use immediately end turn
-75% chance to proc "Tear Break" when attacked-

>>36930655

Name: Final Ree
Element: Fire/Dark
Damage: 500 pure damage per second

-User takes one turn to inhale, one the second turn they let out the Final Ree, an AOE assault that damages all life forms including the user for as long as it is held-

>>36930655
Dive at their feet with my body perpendicular to this, they fall face first, I get up, put my knees on their back, smash their face into the ground repeatedly.

I stick my finger down my throat and vomit all over the other person then maybe get in a few cheap shots while they are dealing with that before running away.

>>36930655
Salmon Roe Sword
I clasp your hands into a sword posture and swing between the neck and the shoulder as hard as you can while shouting the name of the technique.
Butcher-sensei said it looked retarded.
Then he died.

It had a couple of rivals in the forms of the green wombat spear and dragon bite, but dragon bite had the weakness of taking to long to prepare and putting your fingers at risk, whereas GWS left your flank open and suffered from significant recoil, which tempted a well-placed rising chicken chick

>>36930655
>be white dude just walkin
>AYO SQUARE UP D00D
>pardon me?
>MUHFUGGN BIX NOOD GIBSMEDAT
>chimp accomplice shouting WURLSTARRRR
>can we just solve this with words, gents?
>[SCENES FROM PLANET OF THE APES]

>>36931114
That's a clothesline you dumb fuck

Inb4 'I trole u'

>>36932868
really fucked up the first-person pronouns here, didn't I

Have A Cigar
whips out a cigar, lights it, takes a big puff, then ejects a stream of smoke, blinding the enemy, then putting the lit cigar out on their eyes

>>36930655
Wizard Mode
Type: Permanent buff
[Only available for Level 30 or higher virgins]
Grants: +100% Intelligence and Magic Power, -45% strength and lust

>>36932868
All of this was 100% really a thing, btw.

>>36933045

I thought Wizard Mode amplifies lust?

>>36933114
Naw, the levels before Wizard Mode have increased lust, but resisting the temptations of roasties allows you to become a powerful Wizard with little need for sex, but it does not completely remove the lust factor

>>36930655
Super Move: GO FOR THE JUGULAR

Description: When a fight is getting hairy and it's life or death, go for the kill. Rush the opponent and bite into their neck when they least expect it, utilizing powerful jaw muscles to rip their throat out. Probably won't help you win a self defense case, but at least you aren't dead,

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>>36930655

[BUTTCLENCH OVERLOAD]

Description: User clenches his butt cheeks so hard that the pressure and gravitational pull inside betwixt his ass cheeks is so strong that it instantaneouslyy pulls the opponent into the user's ass, swallowing the opponent whole

The london lollypop.

>>36930655
superpower is dating the ugliest/sluttiest girl in her friendgroup

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>>36932153
No problem, zap the gays mr Vice President

>>36932914
>not explaining what an armbar is
Autism

Punch immediately followed by a suplex. The SEGA soundbyte plays when I start it.

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>>36930655
My super move is to make girls second guess their decision of talking to me, everything goes fine until i open my mouth and blurt out something autistic
>"hi there"
>"bold to make the first move, i like bold, my name is Anon"
>"... ok" *walks away
>"sigh, another one that got away" *sips tea*

The curseyayhamayha of course

>>36936985
It's a move not a power you mongoloid

Tsubame Gaeshi: a legsweep headlock takeover ending with a forward somersault onto the opponent E. Honda-style

>>36930655
100% right hook

Shin Ki Ko Ho

>>36930936
bullshit cunt this is something i must see

Every morning when I get in the shower I like to turn the water up really hot, and lock myself into a crouch. Then as the room begins to fill with steam I hum the Terminator theme song and slowly rise through the mists.

>>36930655
5-hit combo reversal flush
>right-left-elbow-step-left-right

the 3rd hit has variations (uppercut or hammerpunch)
never tried the full sequence on someone to avoid destroying the person's face
I'm now working on my leg moves.

I call it the Atomic Benis Slam

>>36931294
Crashing this plane with no survivors you faggot

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weird fishstick spin

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>>36930655
"HEY EVERYONE, LOOK! THIS GUY'S A CHILD MOLESTER!"

my super move is having a boxing guard when i know i'm in a fight so i don't randomly catch a punch to the jaw from any spontaneous flail.

also my super move is not standing straight up in said stance so i can't get instantly tackled to the ground.

Dub getting

The DylanNEric

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Blue Victory Bird: Pain
>The user recalls a time in highschool when his friends began calling him a faggot and wouldn't let him sit with them.
>A reckless flying kick fueled by painful memories
>40 percent chance to leave the user incapacitated after the attack do to sadness
>5000 base damage plus user attack times 1.25

THE WINDMILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx1GBx9pUGo

Autist charge blitz

>>36930655
>The Frenchman's Method
Fucking lose

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>>36930655
the rimjob

>>36931833
Angry Doggo Toss
Range: 1-3
Damage: x=dog's weight +y=distance thrown+z=user's arm damage stat x rage boost
Critical Hit Rate:dependent on dog weight and user's throw roll
Info: angrily, the sperg picks up and throws a doggo at the opponent. Can cause severe bite marks and scratches, resulting in the mauled status. The farther away the target, the smaller chance for the mauled status.
Effect: chance for maul, can only be used if there's a doggo within 1 space of the user

>>36930655
>Darkness Daggers (edgy af)
From the time I was 7 to 12 yo., if I got really mad I'd do a series of fast knife hand punches like that jojo oraoraora move and do different ninja poses from narudoe. Even though I looked like a fucking faggot, since I was a 160lb 5'10 bigguy4u, it worked wonders in elementary school and hurt like a motherfucker, overwhelming scrawny prepubesent faggots. I became that "misterious edgy guy" for some time.
I carry a CZ 75 now because I'm afraid of gypsies

>>36930655
shank em in the gutter

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What's my stand power

Autism spinner
t

>>36930655
the dick slap

>>36938826
this level of edge. holy shit./

>>36943266
>>36943266
Pinochet standing power-1,500
Pinochet 100%-1,900
(For reference)
Obama-2,500 (term 1)
Obama-4,500 (term 2)
Trump-3,000 (current)
Trump pre presidency-2000 and rising
(Base presidency stat-1000)
Hitler-6,000
Hitler (spread thin)-3,200
FDR- 4,100
Truman-3,500 and rising
Stalin-7,000 (low speed)

>>36943626
Dick Slap
Damage modifer: -2x
Critical Hit Rate: x=dick size -y=distance from face
Info: the user whips out their dick and slaps the opponent. May potentially inflict the confused or disgusted statuses.
Effect: user is open to attack before execution, -5/-5 priority before and after the attack

>>36943634
How was this edgy you batty boy? It was a funny reference to the terminator filns

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ROBOTO KICKU

>>36943698
>>36943783
>>36938826
samefag please stop.

>>36943813
It was a funny joke what's your problem

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>>36943826
Im just trolling anon.