how do a get a original gf?

>>36930637
Shave that meme off your fucking chin for a start.

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>>36930637
>Knife ears

>>36930637

With a face like that, I think even an unoriginal gf is beyond your league.

>>36930637
That's one of the worst facial hairs i've ever seen. First shave that off and get an undercut haircut and use hair wax everyday.

>>36930637
i had a friend who looks kinda like you, he got a big fat maori gf
try fat women

It's mostly your hair/facial hair that's the problem here, otherwise i don't see much wrong

>>36930726
Op do not get an undercut. It's an unflattering hair cut and won't do you any favors. I agree on the recommendation of getting a haircut, just.... not that

Now thats some bad genetiks

>>36930637
why does it feel like youre using a fish eye camera lens? hold the camera further back jesus christ. also shave your beard and grow your hair longer and brush it. hope you have good dental hygiene

Get on minoxidil and finasteride to get your hair back, hit the gym because your a scrawny fuck, and don't put pubes on your face. Also bang fat girls because they have low self-esteem

>>36930637
Shave that shitty excuse of a "beard"

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Be completely honest, do I stand a chance? My (only) friend told me I should install Tinder and try my luck. The problem is that I'm fat and spergy. I don't really have anything to talk about to a common girl that doesn't share my very specific interests. I don't watch TV, I don't listen to any hugely popular music, I don't play videogames, hell I don't even much watch anime anymore, I haven't seen a weekly show since 2014 or something. My interest revolve almost entirely around obscure Japanese music, my job as Uber driver and programming.

>>36931000

Enjoy castrating yourself with fin. hahahaha that shit even increases your chance of neurological decline. fucking poison lmao.

>>36931854
You have no chance unless your programming career can make you rich enough to buy a trophy gf

>>36931854
lose weight and cut hair and you will be married with children in 1 year