How do I not come off as the anxious autist I am in a job interview?

dude literally in the same boat for tomorrow. i got an interview after work. fuck im nervous.

>>36930503
>after work
at least you have a job to fall back on, I'm a NEET

>>36930563
the most i can help you with is just keep eye contact and dont lie to sound interesting

OTC anxiety relievers like L Theanine+L Tyrosine+Maca stack and alcohol

File: 89435468.png (100KB, 215x218px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 215x218px

>fidgeting
For the love of God sit relatively still, don't twitch like a tard.
>eye contact
Look. Them. In. The. Eyes. At all times.
>enunciate
Do not mumble.

Being nervous is one thing they do expect in an interview. Just imagine yourself as them, seeing you, and when you do something dorky, fix it. You'll do better than you think, regardless.

>>36930414
accept that youre going to fuck it up. treat it like a practice run. do the best you can. next time will be less scary, and a few interviews after that you'll be so jaded by the expierence you wont be nervous anymore. dont go in drunk unless you are an alcoholic already, and used to functioning in society under the influence.
theres really nothing to be nervous about anyway, all they are offering is a job. jobs are 99 percent shit and the ones that aren't dont pay very well

>>36930684
>Look. Them. In. The. Eyes. At all times.
ehhhh more or less. you do want to break eye somewhat frequently. its creepy to just dead stare someone for more than a minute