>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK >let...me...in...

>>36928731
*pulls out concealed carry*

>>36928731

I didn't get a pizza tonight. Don't deliver every night just because I'm a lardass

Fuck off yah cunt, its 10:30 and I should already be asleep. Swear tah god almighty Ill get the fuckin machete and chop yah, you tiny twat.

Get the hell outta here ya melon, scram

>>36928731
y-you too, h-have some pizza, wanna watch cartoons?

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>>36928731
I really hope you're here to take my life.

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>>36928731
I'd open the door t b q h
I mean, what's the worst she's going to do? Kill me? Oh noooo... anything but the sweet release of death....

>>36928731
atleast get inside me for a couple months and lets wreak some havoc satan
i got a pretty long blacklist i need to take care of and afterwards you can have my soul forever i dont give a fuck