Daily Escort Thread

Sorry for the Cont, didn't realize my story was too long. Anyway,

>Going at it for awhile, she whispers "fuck me"
>Keep going at it, she asks again
While writing this, I think she was inviting me to stick it in when she laid down.
>I get in position, ask if she really wants me to, she agrees
>I'm at half mast, have a feeling I'll need her to suck it to get me ready, but I push rope anyway
>Without realizing it I guess I got hard. Its really soft in there.
As an experienced Johnfag, I know many girls who do BBFS don't do CIP
>Ask if I can cum, she agrees
>I was kinda on the fence up to this point but now I'm committed
>I find a good rhythm and position and go at it
>She isn't tight but the sensation is good
>Cum in like 3 minutes which is basically fapping speed
>We cuddle for awhile
>Go back to chatting about shit and drinking the beerinos
>She asks me to keep her in my phone

Think I found a keeper, gents. Debating whether or not I should spill the beans on the local review board or keep her to myself.

(Pic is unrelated, pic is a local hooker but I want no bully)

>>36928697
>>36928683
What the fuck I had to google every acronym. Why don't you just do what every normal guy does and get it for free you fucking weirdo. Saged

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>>36929777
Nice trips bro

>"Why don't you just Bee yourself?"
Normies please leave

can you get rough with the whores?

>DATY
English motherfucker

>>36929914
He ate her out.

yeah wtf stop using all these retarded acronyms. You think r9k knows this?

>>36929850
>I paid $400 to fuck a hooker bareback
lmfao @ your life

>>36929914
Sorry, I usually write out a guide but was too lazy this time. Let me go over my post and clarify.
FS = full service (penos in vagoo)
BB = bareback
CIP = cum in pussy
DATY = dining at the Y (cunnilingus, DATO is rimming)

Similarly, there is BBBJ (bareback BJ) and CIM (cum in mouth). Many girls advertise & do BBBJ/CIM.

Basically, everyone says "No BBFS" in their ads and you have to know the secret handshake to get a girl to open up about it.

>>36929905
Depends on the girl. This one told me she likes choking. Not my thing though.

>>36930010
>>36929850
Sorry what I meant was

>I paid $400 to fuck a hooker bareback FOR THREE MINUTES then gave her my beers

lmfaoooooo what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>36928683
Went to brothel in Melbournia about 12 months ago to lose my V. Super hot chick but was too nervous, didn't cum.

Worth trying again?

>>36930055
I know all those I've just never heard DATY before

>>36930081
It doesn't count if you have to pay the bottom of the barrel to zone out while you use their body. Don't even bother

>>36930097
What doesn't count? I don't care about my V status, I mean I wish I could consider myself a Virgin.

I mean is it worth trying again to see if I can actually properly enjoy it and cum this time round? I think I might hold off on wanking for like a week before hand

>>36930081
I know that feel bro, took me 2-3 tries actually. I also was nervous and had performance anxiety.

Try one of the massage/HJ places. It'll be easier if you're relaxed. HJs & lube are actually super stimulating. But its not my fetish so its kinda a disappointment.

Also, going nofap for awhile tends to grease the wheels.

>>36930075
>"What is wrong with /r9k/ posters?"
Are you lost, newfriend?

>>36930152
Just get a normal girl dude. All these guys fucking hookers and shit are sad. Hookers exist for married men, travelling men and famous cunts. That's it. Stop it

>>36930251
>normal girl

I literally don't know how or simply can't.

>>36930358
Have you tried talking to them? originally

>>36930424
Yes I have. None of the female friends I've ever had have shown interest in me. I've tried tinder and okcupid, was messaging like 20 women a day in my area. Never really got anywhere, got a few polite replies and short chats, none materialised into anything.

>>36930526
If you get them replying then you have a chance. You need to think about moving them towards meeting up and shit ASAP. If you're on Tinder and OkCupid they're looking to meet up, not have conversations online. Most of these girls can have conversations in real life with people they like better. Just ask them out.

The message/response rate ratio has always been fucked though. I slept with 4-5 girls from POF and I probably put out 100 messages to get that. You're not going to be every girls type. Some girls gonna be inactive. Some girls aren't going to be interested. Just gotta move it towards what you want you know

>>36930644
Yeah but I don't want to fuck some ugly feminist land whale.

Only a handful of women are "my type", and that's probably like 10-20 a day I'd message, and out of those I MIGHT get 1 reply.

After a few messages back and forth even those usually stop replying or fizzle off.

>>36930055
don't forget DAP nigga

Digital Anal Probe

I went to an AMP not too long ago, I think it's been two weeks. I didn't fap for like two weeks, went to a well reviewed place on rubmaps. Older chinese grandma type, late 50s I think. Got a nice massage and two stellar handjobs/prostate massages. Busted huge nuts. She would have gone for three if I wanted, but I was satisfied with two. There's something so cool about having this lady who doesn't even know you work your load out

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Are there any good sites for checking out if the ladies are legit? I don't want to end up getting murdered.

>>36930644
... Or you can just pay $ and fuck a hot chick with none of this bullshit.

>>36931928
... Or you can learn how to talk to women and fuck her for free, put her in your phone, and hit her up for company and sex later.

>>36928683
I got a half and half for 60$ and got head for a pack of smokes.
For fucking shame you got jewed.
Be better at bartering.

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>>36930251
Nah nigga im good, I can get fresh 18 year old pussy in collage towns,
Turns out a nice chain and some good threads are enough to let some chicks for for low.
Lol at the nervous dudes.
Smoke a joint and relax.

>>36932155
>hit her up for company and sex later.
Yet you still pay and still have to play her games.
I cant wait to get to the city some chicks fuck for a gram of weed or a little booze or just some cash.
You need to have something to get something.

So after months of sticking to one girl I'm branching out to see others. My regular has a friend who doesn't advertise and she'll give me her number, makes me feel like I'll be in some secret club.

Only catch is she insists on clients getting tested, I k ow of a place in my town but how do they work? Do u just walk in or do I have to book and how long do results take?

Other than that I'm off to see a girl today who I saw for the first time last week, the sex was amazing but she wasn't a big kisser.

I'm going to sample a few girls and then get a rotation going whilst still seeing my regular most weeks because I like hanging out with her.

>>36931909

Are you in the UK, if so try UKpunting. If not I can't help you bud.

>>36932448
she wasn't a big kisser
Yeah whores dont like kissing thats for the bf
or the pimp i dunno.
put your cock in her mouth dummy.

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>>36928683
>DATY
I looked it up, and I regret it. You're disgusting op.

>>36932571
>DATY
I mean if she was clean and I liked her and she blow me with out asking then I mean??

>>36932334
>seen this faggot posting around
>he isn't the something chicks are fucking for her has to give them something
lmao dude like 2 years ago I was fucking a girl for weed. as in SHE was giving ME the weed. come on man