Good evening wagecucks. Midweek stress wearing you down? While

>>36927476
Good evening neetcuckold, have you taken your daily haircut yet?

You take the average neet and you have a fat unhygienic faggot who lives with his parents at 29.

No matter what you do you are a disgrace to everyone you know and you will never have any real connection with the opposite sex. I also love the idea of these neets "advancing themselves" when in reality they are browsing the Internet for the 13th hour straight shitposting on 4chan.

Just die and give your parents less of a burden. That's about the only thing you could do that's positive.

>>36928445
jokes on you, I'm only 19

>>36927476
Hello Mr Neet

What great things have you accomplished today?

Did you take the earlier suggestion and spend time getting a haircut, and putting in an effort in perfecting your personal appearance?

Proper grooming is more important than many people realize. Here are some tips: https://archive.org/details/HowtoBeW1949

>>36928544
It's ok, it's only really sad when you hit 25 and up. Any time before that you can be a piece of shit and while frowned upon it's almost allowed. Once you start the backside of your 20s with no real start on your future it just becomes pethetic. Good luck man.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're a dumb mong and you blame it all on the jew.
Roses are red, my money is green. I enjoy my paycheck so stop flaunting your e-peen.

I've got poetry, you've got quantum neetology. Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

Hey, Neet remember this?
*ahem*
"another day, another haircut"
Now go crawl back into your den of depression and dried semen

>>36928550
congratz. You have 10 more years of hell

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>>36928122
>>36928550
>>36928701
>>36928763
Where were you when NEETposting was irrevocably BTFO forever?

>"NEET learning vast amounts of knowledge with free time" meme
>will never use that knowledge acquired for any actual purpose

>>36928869
>Where were you when NEETposting was irrevocably BTFO forever?

I was out drinking with some co-workers. What happened?

>>36927476
What did you talk with the haircutter about today?

Hey fellow NEET here
Just practiced 3 different instruments for one hour each day and mastered all of them.

Griffiths is a pleb tier quantum mechanics text book, but still pretty fun to read. Go for the Cohen-Tannoudji for the dank stuff.

>>36928544
Honestly >>36928674 is right.

19 is nothing. You still are under the premise of "finding yourself" where it's okay to be a deadbeat, unemployed loser. Still a few years before you're at the point of no return.

I love the way wagies are trying to make one offhanded haircut remark into a meme because they have no actual other way to recover from oud daily bantz.

Its the best wagies can come up with after a long days grind for mr Sheckelstein. Its really sad!

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>>36928902
Try not to laugh too hard!

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>>36928445
Oh look, if it isn't another P R O J E C T I O N

>>36928544

What does the deadbeatneet think of people who actually have a career, and education/training that's genuinely advanced their life? There must be some level of jealousy for these ridiculous threads to be posted daily. I agree that the wageslave life is awful, I have worked shit jobs and I have been a neet for 6 months, living off my savings from shit jobs, and I definitely was considerably less happy, and proud of my achievements, at them times. That said, going to work and actually getting out there did add some flavour to my life, I look back now and remember the people I met and fun times I had more than any of my day to day working life. From my time being a neet I remember being so bored I actually watched every episode of dexter, and watching breaking bad through twice, along with drinking every day. I don't feel like I was a neet for long enough to really have got an opinion on anything anyway, I wanna know what someone with no aim or actual chance of getting out of that hell actually thinks. Also, are you free in your choices, do you live alone, or is your life still dictated to you by your parents?

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>>36929021
I agree with your statement my fellow NEETie. Wagecucks are the epitome of pathetic. What a sad way, to live like those filthy creatures! I am absolutely delighted that I never need to be around such delinquents, for they would only diminish my extraordinary persona.

>>36929209
Why don't you answer my post? >>36929122
I didn't even mention haircuts I don't give a fuck about some idiot saying he gets daily haircuts, I wanna know how you view people who really do make good money, who are young and have their own space and freedom, what do you think of that?

>>36929021
Oh, bad day at the barber shop today?

C'mon sweetie, just tell the nice man what kind of haircut you want when you go in there tomorrow and you'll come home happier.

>>36929082
>If I say "projection," I can pretend it's not true.

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>>36929404
NEETS can't handle my superior quality of life, thus they turn to envious creatures that project. Sad!

>>36929377
They probably cut it too short, so he doesn't have a reason to go in tomorrow.

His entire grooming schedule is ruined until it grows back out!

>>36929377
This is the level of the wagies. Recycling old 'jokes' which were never really funny to begin with.

I dont blame them though. Mr Sheckelstein has them working tirelessly so its no surprise their mind has dulled like this. I find it sad really!

NEETs on the other hand have the freedom to expand their horizon and venture Into various intellectual pursuits. This is why we are and will always be the ubermensch.

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>>36929460
Not our faults wagies cannot do their jobs right. This is why you're all treated as worthless slaves. Get it right for once!

>>36929618
My man, don't be so angry. Your bad haircut can be fixed. I know you have "social anxiety," but when you go in tomorrow, you have to man up and actually tell the man what kind of cut you want. If you just mumble, of course you're going to come out with a bowl cut.

I believe in you, I know you are able to speak to another human being!

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>>36928445
another raging wagie and a phone poster no less. why so ragie today wagie? shekelstein not approve your time off? stacy over at jamals house? no worries wagecuck, as they say, another day another dollar.

>>36929669
>Yawns like he did every other 644 times this 'joke' was made.

You need a new gimmick wagie.

>>36929618
I'm not surprised that you don't know that physical exercise actually energizes you and stimulates your mind

Being on 4chan all day is what's dulling your mind, NEET

I've been a NEET and a wageslave both. They're both miserable existences, but being NEET is worse. The shame of depending on people to support you is so, so much worse than the aggravation of having to get up and go to a shit job 5 days a week. Having to live with other people is miserable, too; if you're a NEET who lives with your parents, you just cannot imagine how glorious it is to have your own apartment.

I hate my job, but I literally bought a .45 so that if I'm ever faced with the possibility of having to ask my parents for help again, I can blow my brains out instead. Being a wageslave is a better life than NEETdom.

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>>36929853
These are new levels of ragie!

>>36927476
It must be very hard not having any real friends

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>>36929700
Thats soms delicious looking lasagna you have there fellow NEET! Homemade i take it? Thats the best kind.

Sometimes i order lasagna from my local italian restaurant but those wagies never seem to get it truly right. Haha, after i complain i usually get it for free plus an additional drink specially brought to me by said wagie.

Mr Sheckelstein says he'll take the extra expense off off their wage. Sometimes that makes me feel bad, so ill throw the wagie a tip. Cause as they say, another day another dollar, right?!

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It's about time I head to bed, I see there is no shortage of ragie wagies tonight. They seem extra jealous for some reason. Tough day at work, guys?

Mine was great. I hit a new PR in my homegym and almost have another article ready to submit for peer review. Don't feel too bad, cucks, the world needs burger flippers and toiler uncloggers almost as much as it needs the great minds such as my own. I enjoyed homecooked ravioli, I mixed things up and used kale instead of spinach in my ravioli, I think this will become a regular addition to my menu. it was quite delicious.The dish paired perfectly with the pinot noir I made myself. (wagie translation: pinot noir is a type of grape, new world wines are referred to by the varietal of grape used to make it)

>>36927476
>Griffiths

I liked Townsend's book better for intro QM. But Griffiths EM book is nice.

But then I became a wagecuck, and forgot all the physics I learned. ;_;

>>36929903

I was a NEET for so long. It sort of ruined my life to be honest. While everyone else was out working shitty jobs and making friends and falling in love and growing, I was at home, terrified of the world, eating groceries my mom brought home and playing video games to escape my self-loathing. I feel no rage for NEETs, only pity.

Unless a person is very seriously mentally handicapped, NEETdom is not a good life to choose.

>>36929700
I guess you don't have to worry about any stacys or any day for that matter. Being a neet means living off of government assistance. I don't know how much that is but I doubt it's much. Surely not enough to live on your own. Probably not enough to afford a car that's less then 20 years old. On the off chance an antisocial person like yourself talks to a female what do you say? Oh me? I just sit in my moms basement and maybe take a stroll outside.

No girl would ever respect you. You couldn't even go on a date if you tried. "Hey can you pick me up and then maybe after we can head back to your house? My moms sleeping right now." "Work? Ughh I don't really do that, hobbies? Well mainly reading books and playing video games."

Every day is the same for a neet. Stagnation and boredom. Have fun by yourself every day. Have fun being alone tonight. Just think, maybe tomorrow will be different. You know the truth deep down. It's going to be the same tomorrow. It's going to be the same next week.

If you stay your neet path ten years from now when you're aged and body starts to hurt a little more you will wake up, roll off your bed, shuffle to your computer, and post on 4chan talking about how you are living the dream. Having fun living in your shitty groundhog day faggot.

>>36929741
You are mistaken wagie.

I go to the gym four times a week. NEETS know that its important to stay sound in mind and body.

The difference is that our physical excercise is to further our own agenda whereas the coffee you bring around and the pizzas you deliver only serve Mr Sheckelstein.

>>36929736
I need a new gimmick like you need a new haircut.

Hope you didn't forget to make your appointment for tomorrow.

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>>36929947
>>36929928
Your days sound absolutely delightful. Isn't it great being a NEET lads? The best part is when wagies get ragie, haha!

Today I enjoyed dinner with my lovely Stacy at the most expensive French restaurant in L.A. The wagies there had the audacity to take more than 5 minutes to bring m'lady her meal. Ridiculous! You won't believe what I did next lads.

I got up, looked him straight in the eye, and said "Get it done right you filthy slave!"

The look in his eyes filled me with joy. He looked like a lost starving puppy that wanted to bite me but was to weak to so so. It was quite the pleasure to watch. After that m'lady had her meals and refills within 5 seconds. These cucks gotta learn some how. The pathetic laddie even rubbed my soles and gave me a massage in the middle of the restaurant. I can make them do anything. They're so easy to control! Ahhh, NEET life, best life. I am respected, superior, magnificent, and intellectual beyond belief.

>>36930057
You were never a neet, you said so your self. You stayed at home terrified. You are a failed wagie.

Mush mush, wagies

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so many angery wagecucks I love it

>never stop posting these

>>36930193
Well played my man.

Im surprised your wagie didnt burst out in tears desu senpai. Whenever i inform my wagie food deliverer that there wont be a tip because he was 1 minute late, the waterworks start flowing real bad.

>"B-but i tried my b-best and it was raining cats and dogs!!"

Not my problem wagie, better luck next time!

>>36927476
>finest theories produced by mankind
>Solving second order PDEs with separation of variables
Well, I guess you almost showed them.

>>36930193
>>36929947
How exactly do neets acquire funding for this lifestyle and can you teach me

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Someone must be running late to the barber. Hurry neet before the wages wake up. Or else you'll ruin your whole day

>>36930732

By writing operas, and playing piano at local bars.

Or maybe by getting their parents to give them money,

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>>36930502
y-you too w-wagie

>>36929628
And you don't do your jobs at all, you fat useless sack of shit

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>tfw 1/3 the reason i come to /r9k/ is to see hilarious wagie, wagie, wagie posts

Thanks OP

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>>36932009
oh wagie, thats very ragie of you. tough day at work today? tell me, was it the customers or mr Sheckelstein this time? please, share you story wagecuck! i need a good chuckle!

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Wakie wakie neetie! Your mommy is taking you to the barber today, you don't wanna be late now! up up up!

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>>36932162
jokes on you stupid wagie my barber gave me TWO trims yesterday so i dont need to go in today. shouldn't you be sleeping? its not friday yet, slave!

>>36928550
why was that video so entertaining

>>36927476
Why are you making this post for?

Especially BEFORE I have had my coffee.

Fuck you

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Any fellow NEETS studying Dragonflies?

I woke up at 11am this morning, and went out to the local pond. I would wake up earlier, but the wagies congest the road so much with their commutes, that I figured it would be better to wait.

I discovered several new species of dragonfly, that I had not known to be in the area. I observed their behavoir, and took notes on their activites.

I also got some amazing shots with my Pentax camera. I even observed a dragonfly mating with another dragonfly! Luckilly their were no wagies around to observe their copulation, or I am sure that the wagies would have gone into a fit, seeing such a lowly, but beutiful creature copulating in the sun, while they slaved away to produce for Mr.Shekelstein.

I expect my book on the local dragonfly populations to be done by the end of the summer. I am very excited about this.

Pic related is a dragonfly I photographed today.

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>>36932842
>my gf
a-anon did you rape that dragonfly

>>36932676
>why was that video so entertaining

I find they're all pretty amusing, and there is a huge (albeit badly indexed) collection on the archive.

I think it's partially the academic tone triggering conditioning from school; it sparks some long suppressed trigger to pay attention. Plus they're all glimpses of a simpler time, when people thought a bit of extra training could solve any social problem.

>>36929329
Still a wagie. What's your point?

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>>36927476
This SPOILARZZZ!!!1one111.

>>36927476
>Griffiths
>"I indulge myself in the finest theories produced by mankind"
>"material that puzzled the greatest minds of the 20th century"

Wew lad, sure is Dunning-Kruger in here.

>>36929853
I spent 2 years as a NEET and they were the best 2 years of my life. But then, I'm independently wealthy and was living off the money my parents put in a savings account for me. I didn't really need a job, but getting one made my parents less anxious. It's pretty shitty being a wageslave, the fact that I know I have a safety net and can quit at basically any time makes it easier. I don't feel trapped in this life with no escape from the daily grind, which is the fate of so many wagecucks. I have a cushy way out if it ever becomes unbearable. When I think of work as an endurance test it's almost fun in a bizarre way that's also extremely arduous.

Also by far the worst part about working is interacting with coworkers. They have such normie problems I can't relate to any of them.

Holy fuck I love being a NEET.

I see a new movie every week, I go to a morning matinee on a weekday, usually Tuesdays since my local theater has half-priced tickets that day. Couldn't do that if I had a mon-fri job.

I also love waking up whenever I feel like it. If I have a bit of a headache cause I stayed up late masturbating and watching youtube videos I just close my eyes and snuggle under the covers for another 1 or 2 hours. No biggie, I can eat breakfast at 12:30 P.M. if I want.

I like being able to walk out onto the backyard patio and take a piss on the lawn whenever I need to pee. On a similar note I love the fact that if I feel horny I can just whip out my dick and have a quick wank. Any time I want really. When it's really hot I don't even bother getting dressed, just walk around mostly naked til the folks come home, which isn't til evening anyway.

I also have a jigsaw puzzle going at pretty much all times. Whenever I finish one I just start a new one. Have a huge backlog of them since people kept giving them to me as gifts for a while when they found out I liked jigsaws. It's a good way to spend a couple hours every day. Wouldn't really have time to spend on puzzling if I was stuck working 8 hours a day ontop of everything else I have to do. And there's really nothing like puzzling to clear your head and relax.

I also like going to the local Barnes & Noble every now and then during the weekdays since it always has an interesting crowd, especially in the in-store Starbucks. So many housewives and moms there.

But probably the thing I like best about being a NEET is if I feel like doing something I can just do it. If I want to cook bacon for lunch, I can cook bacon. If I want to go get pizza I can do that. If I want Vietnamese food, then I'm gonna go get some fuckin jade noodles. If I feel like marathoning an old anime series I really liked then hey, I have nothing else to do so I fuckin do it. I don't have to schedule my life, I just live it.

>>36934663
>Holy fuck I love being a NEET.
>Procedes to describe a tedious, depressing (and a little autistic) existence.

But I guess if it works for you...

>>36930078
Nigger, do you expect anyone to read your self important, irrelevant shit?
Just do a TL:DR and don't try to write a fucking book.

>>36934732
Tedious? Nigga I do literally whatever I want. If you find total freedom tedious then you are likely an insufferably boring person. I bet you spend all your free time zoned out on the couch, beer in hand, unable to muster the interest to do anything with your precious few hours of freedom each week.

>>36929853
>being a slave without rights is better than not having to work for an egoistic kike who doesn't give a fuck about your mental well being, as long as you work like a robot

How do you go from being a wagecuck to a neet? Has anyone here done it? I'm tired of being a wagie desu.

>>36934772
>Nigga I do literally whatever I want
Enjoy that jigsaw anon, lmao.

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>>36927476
If you guys want to recycle old memes about neets I guess I can use this one

>>36934663
Seems comfy but at the same time this is how the elderly live. Maybe they've got it all figured out

>>36934968
ok but why did you save this

I refuse to believe these NEETS are really saying these things or not being ironic/sarcastic

Go and get some money

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>>36935613
>go get some money
Done! Many thanks wagie!

>>36932842
that's beautiful
I wish you luck in finishing your notes to your satisfaction

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Wakey wakey, wagies! Time to head off to work! *chuckles*

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>>36927476
>>36936217
>Really?! That'll be the fourth one this week! Oh well, I hope you remembered to wash your hair this time!

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>>36936254
STOP MAKING THESE

>>36929618
>Recycling old 'jokes' which were never really funny to begin with.
What do you think these threads are?

>>36929618
>NEETs on the other hand have the freedom to expand their horizon and venture Into various intellectual pursuits
Yeah, like what they should try to stutter out to the attractive older woman cutting their hair

>>36936495
Most of us are balding idiot. You need a new joke.

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>>36936588
That's alright. So am I.

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>>36936588
>Sweetie you wouldn't be balding if you didn't keep coming in for a trim every day! You have to let it grow...oh fine then, this is the last one I'm doing this week though!

>>36929928
>Mr Sheckelstein says he'll take the extra expense off off their wage.
Hey there friendo! It appears you have absolutely zero concept of what is legal and what is not in the work place!

It's ok, you've never had a job so I wouldn't expect you to understand. I guess the other thing you don't seem to be understanding is your constant returning of the restaurants food is why they can't ever seem to get it right.

I'd like you to take the next lasagne you get home, and inspect it with your scientific tools (you can afford those things on neetbux right? They aren't much, only a couple grand for a good microscope and detection kit), and try to see how much semen you can find in there.

Because that's what you are; a poor, disgusting cunt who eats wagies cum.

>>36934027
So you mean the people who produce those important and influential texts you read are still worthless because they are professionals in the field they write about?

What strange logic.

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>>36936883
You need calm yourself down, wagie. Otherwise we will have you escorted out of this thread.

>>36936964
Actually neetyboy you need to answer my question because as it stands, you've made yourself look like a fucking moron.

I thought you spend all day making yourself smarter than us wagies? How'd you slip up this badly?

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>>36936979
Woah, easy there boy, easy. There there, is all good, now get back to work.

>>36934027
>>36936964
>>36937078

man i thought NEETs were supposed to be amazing at bantz since they have all this free time to develop their skills, guess i was wrong

i just lurk for some chuckles but this shit is getting sad

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>>36930078

Couldn't agree more. My fellow Wagie friend

>>36937078
Deflecting? Diverting and avoiding?

Oh neetyboy. You were supposed to be better than this. You were supposed to be smarter than us.

Exactly what DO you spend all day doing to expand your mind, if every single text every authored is poison by the wageslaves?

What do you even read?

I know you dont publish research, because that requires finance and backing, but as >>36936667 has told us, you make less than $800 a month.

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>>36937138
Do you expect me, a NEET, to actually read what you write wagie? I am not a kindergarden teacher, thank you very much.

>>36934663
But who pays for it all?
Unless you're a trustfund baby its not sustainable to live that comftably, Least not in the UK.

Sounds like a comfy retirement but you have your retirement for that not your youth.

>>36937156
heeheeheehee

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>>36937078
I'm already at work pal, now for what will hopefully be the final time this week, what are you having?

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>Merry Christmas, NEETypoo! This will be the last time we see each other before the New Year? Aren't you just so excited for Christmas?
>Me? Even on my modest wage as a DWP job coach I can afford to take me and my family on holiday - me and my loving family will be spending it somewhere lovely and warm - the bahamas this year!
>And you? Ah yes, you'll be spending it alone in your small flat, bailiffs letters piling up, slowly driven mad by the cheeriness of everyone around you, knowing that you're not allowed to join in.
>Well, not to worry NEETypoo, because you've been such a good boy and done your 37 hours of job search each week, travelled for hours to those interviews we arranged for you, did SO well on your two week unpaid work experience at the call centre, and just generally been such a good boy, we have decided to reward you with 10 (TEN) pounds sterling, to spend on whatever you like!
>Now there's a good NEETypoo, sign here for me and have a lovely Christmas!

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

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>>36937204
I appreciate the offer wageboy, but I only let the finest hair artists work on my mane. You have some hard years of study ahead of you, before you can reach that, which I assume is something of a dream for you. Run along now, boy.

ALL of the authors that NEET idolize were not NEET themselves

Most worked their entire life, which is why they were able to accomplish what they did

Meanwhile the NEET is out getting daily haircuts.

>Good evening wagecucks. Midweek stress wearing you down?
>While you slave away for the boss man, I indulge myself in making threads about being a NEET. And while you go home to watch brain dead TV as a followup to your brain dead jobs, I have all the time in the world to defend my NEET ways on the internet.
Fixed. You never use your free time for anything except these threads. Wagecucks have more actual free time than you do. If these threads were banned (as they should be), you'd probably sudoku.

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY NEETs

THE MERE SIGHT IS ENOUGH TO SEND ANY PATHETIC NEET INTO A SPASTIC FIT

VIEW AT YOUR OWN CAUTION

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>>36937235
Oh sorry, perhaps you'd be more comfortable with my colleague James Williams? He's become something of a famous hairdresser after his success with kids like you. There'll be other children on the spectrum there and I promise it won't get overwhelming. I'll get you his number.

>>36937237
Let us say what some famous philosophers had to say on the subject of NEEThood, shall we?
"Idleness as such is by no means a root of evil; on the contrary, it is truly a divine life, if one is not bore"- Kierkegaard, lifelong NEET.

"Thereby have I mentioned some of the conditions that must be met for a genius atleast can arise in our time: a free masculine character, early aquired knowledge of humans, no scholastic education, no patriotic narrowmindedness, freedom from having to make a living(being a NEET) - shortly put freedom, freedom and still more freedom" - Nietzsche, philosopher of the coming NEET overman.

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>>36937302
It is quite foolish of you to think a NEET such as I, would associate with a wagie covered in tribal tatoos. Ah the filth. It is quite beneath me. I wouldn't want to get hurt if he were to chimp out. You never know with such people.

>>36937354
Hey neetyboy whats going on over here?

Why is this neet saying he can never afford to go out? >>36937280

How do you afford 200$ suits daily on 700 a month?

>>36937533
He fucks the Stacy who works at the store so he gets free suits

>>36937606

Interesting, because as neetyboy says here >>36937534 he doesnt go outside. No fucking of anyone for him.

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>>36937705
That's me. Wagie BTFO

>>36937784
>says has no phone
>posts cap off phone
>???

>>36927476
2haircut4u

>>36937810
He was asking how someone can live off of less than $800 a month and I was explaining a possibility. I have a phone but it's on my family's plan so I don't have to pay.

21 year old need been neet since right out of high school. I feel very lucky I haven't had to work to survive but it has not come without its hang ups. Sometimes I wonder how the ass faced world which is conformity is doing. But I don't care, disregard females. Aquire a lust for solo life and a fulfilling hobby.

>>36937865
He, being me. Nigger Im gaming both threads to blow you idiots the fuck out because you are so inconsistent. Im glad you were honest and did really tell me what life is like on 750$ a month. Makes me feel much better.

>>36937884
If you even got a part time job you'd probably be happier considering you will interact with people make a little dough and still have time to fuck around

>>36928674
this. it's not til you're late twenties that you're really a a disused piece of shit.

OP isn't even a NEET really. He's just a teenager.