HELP

>>36922190
>Y...you to

Works every time.

>>36922190
Say something like "Im curious to see if our signs are compatible then"

>>36922267
oh, i should have said, i'm also a scorpio like her "first love" that's why she was saying that. so that response would be kind of redundant

find out what one has good sex with her sign and lie about your birthday

>>36922190
"So when can we test this theory of compatibility" or something similar

>>36922317
Idk man, shes basically waiting for you to give her the D so just make it sexual

>>36922328
she's a libra i'm a scorpio she said explicitly (brought it up herself) that me and her signs have really intense passionate sex

>>36922190
>the shallow smalk talk most people want to engage in is torture

oh my fucking god you autist. why did you say this. you outed yourself so hard. this was so avoidable

you might be able to come back from this if you play it cool for like three more days straight

>>36922397
w-what do you mean i outed myself

>>36922190
>"my first love"
drop her

>>36922397
He's right. Talking about astrology comes close to "shallow normie small talk" tho.

>>36922371
JUST FUCKING SAY "Alright lets fuck then"
Just fucking say this and nothing else
Girls want you to get to the fucking point

Everytime i see these posts i cannot help but cringe the fuck out of them. I mean, if you need help to answer this bullshit... then you're already overdosing on autism.

by te way, don't be the typical needy guy who wants to relate in every way to others just to make em feel you're "connected" when the only connection this gurl is gonna do is with some huge chad d.

>Our signs are suppose to have great sex

respond "Want to find out?"

>>36922437
This. That makes you look pretentious edgy fuck. Especially saying that to someone you barely know. Plus socially inept enough to not even be able to enjoy small talk. though you are probably lying to yourself here, the truth is just that you don't have anyone to have small talk with.

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>>36922190
>Taking star signs seriously

Honestly where did you dig up this roastie whore? Block her now you fucking sperg my god you people have no self respect.

>>36922670
>not trying to fuck 18 year old pussy
she's also actually cute otherwise i wouldn't care. and she responded positively to me saying that starsigns are mostly just young people trying to fill the void of religion

>>36922665
i was afraid it made me look too edgy fuck

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now i have to buy weed...fuck...she said in her bio she liked to smoke so i gave it a shot. degeneracy incoming

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>>36922771
You...fucking...retard...

Do you not know how to listen?

>>36922697
don't worry about it man, i think most of us (failed normies/cyborgs) here have made similar mistakes in text message. learn from this mistake and gl in the future

>>36922771
Be prepared to make an ass of yourself
T. Someone who went after stoner roastie not being one myself, made an ass of myself and had panic attack multiple times
btw she's my gf now

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>>36922837
:( oreganooski

If a girl even mentions astrology bullshit you gotta block her

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>>36922771
Oh my god what the fuck have you done

>>36922190
You sound like a shallow retard in your texts.

>>36922970
you're going to be alone for ever if your threshold of cutting people out of your life forever hinges on one meaningless interest.

>>36922190
This is gonna physically hurt you sempai, but you have to pretend you don't care, that's the only way to make her want you more

>>36922970
most chicks are into it though.

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>>36922771
wewladdo you're a special kind of retard