Dick size

>>36917050
it's in your head. I have 5.5 x 5.5 and it gets the job done.

Stoya best waifu

>>36917136
Has she done nudes?

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>in a room of 1000 guys only one would be bigger than me

Now why can't I have a nice gf to enjoy my dick?
There's not even any point in having it ffs.

Don't you jews ever get tired of running surveys here?

>>36917142
Shes in porn look up stoya great shit

Tfw my dick is bigger then 75% of all men

>>36917050
The average dick is 5x4.6. People really overestimate dick sizes, mostly because women think a 5 incher is like 6.5 because they're retarded.

>>36917050
>lenth
55.17% In a room of 1000 guys, 448 would be bigger than you.
>grith
82.84% In a room of 1000 guys, 172 would be bigger than you.
>flacid
literally don't care

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>>36917540
Suck it nerd!
oregeenal

>>36917591
>volume
1.3 times more voluminous than the average.
That makes you bigger than 83.43% of guys

>collecting data with self-reported numbers
yeah cause that's gunna work

>above average
Looks average af in pics but I guess facts are facts desu

Hope to use it some day

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>99.99%
>99.99%
>99.99%
I guess that's why only 22% of women I've fucked don't bitch about getting ripped open every time we fuck, and only 2 could fuck on a daily basis. Even tried a black girl and she cried the whole time. Pic related.
>tfw you'll never be deepthroated

>>36917699
stats on your dingus?

>>36917699
>namefag
>having sex
>>>/soc/ is that way you scum

>>36917699
>tfw 96,6% in length
>tfw my gf really wants to deepthroat me but has no experience in doing it so for now she doesn't even get to half of it
>tfw it will take a long time before I can fuck her face

Why even live

>>36917699
>>36917755
Why the fuck are you here

Honestly, I do not understand why people with girlfriends and sex lives come to this shithole

>>36917776
They are male versions of roasties. They crave attention, /soc/ is too crowded.

>>36917776
I'm >>36917755 and this is my first gf ever, I was a kv until a few days ago, and I'm 25

>98
>98
>44
guess I'm a grower

>>36917861
Well good for you I guess

but you didn't answered my question. If you have gf why are you still here

>>36917897
Stockholm syndrome, I guess

>>36917050
>flaccid size
this meme should die already
the penis is like a balloon
it fills with blood
it serves a function
we blow air into a balloon and it serves a function
flaccid penis and balloon don't have any purpose, fucking women and their intelligence again

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>>36917050
That flaccid length. REEEEEE

Red Pill incoming. No one cares wether your dick is average or not, what matters is how women percieve it. Saying "but that's actually average tho" won't make your dick less small in her head.

>>36917949
It serves the purpose of not making you look like a pathetic loser when you drop your pants.

What?
My dick is 14,8x12,5cm.

How is it bigger than 70% of men?

>>36918057
because asians
Another reason to not take this site seriously.

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How do I get some condoms that fit properly?
There are sites online but they give very specific brands that the pharmacy doesn't have, and the boxes don't have the measurements on them. The "One size fits all" ones I have are way too tight to even unroll w/out extreme pain.

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>>36918051
>he doesn't get even a little bit hard before sex

>severe insecurity
>penal dysfunction
>possible cancer

>caring about what the bitch thinks
you're the embodiment of /r9k/

>>36918176
>How do I get some condoms that fit properly?
I buy from online shop, regular condoms are too tight for me.

>>36918176
You can get custom. But unless you have some unusual proportions it's not worth it, jsut get one that is closes to your needs

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>tfw the literal 5'2 manlet on normiebook that's bullied you for years because you're fat has his dick pic leaked.

>tfw below average in every category
end my life please

>>36918176
>How do I get some condoms that fit properly?

Ask your tailor

>>36918275
so what's worse?
being a small dicked manlet or being a small lanklet?

>>36917718
8"x7". Calculated diameter was off because it's the same shape and size as most girls wrists.

>>36917724
>>36917776
Been here since I was a robot. We're all gonna make it, bro.

>>36917755
Length isn't even my problem. Girls that have taken longer dicks down their throats just can't get it in there because it's too wide. Ramming against the back of the mouth is pretty nice, at least, but it still depends on a high gag threshold.

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>>36917050
Something seems fishy about this

>>36918486
>We're all gonna make it, bro.
fuck you. goddamn it I hate you, dont you lie to me.

>>36918322
The former I think. At least lanklets are tall. Being either would suck though.

>>36918604
Just lift, brah. Lift the plates so you can lift your feels.

Bigger than 99.15% and I'm a girl

Alright, i'm done. I don't care about my dick anymore.

I'm done. Never going to use it, nobody is ever going to see it. I'm 100% done from this day forward about caring about my dick.

>>36918642
But i heard lifting makes it even smaller this is the opposite of what is required to make it. I will never make it. don't patronize me and tell me "we'll all make it"
congratulations chadfag, you won the genetic lottery. I hope you know how fucking lucky you are.

>tfw 99.27 percentile

I thought I was pretty average.

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>>36917050
>Everyone who "brags" about having a larger than six inch dick

Enjoy your extra dry penis and complaints of discomfort from the woman, friendo.

t. 7 incher

>>36918905
Vasodialation makes it smaller. Stay hydrated and keep off the juice and you'll be fine.

>>36919064
What? My penis is moist and supple and every girl I've ever slept with has done nothing but rave about my monster dong

t. 8 incher

>>36919091
the point is lifting won't make my dick bigger, so there is no "making it" for me
why are you even here, go enjoy being desirable to women

>>36917166
what the fuck is that body lol

>>36919289
Getting your bodyfat down is going to ungobble your dick from your pubis mons. That and a frenectomy should give you plenty more length.

t. ex male talent

>>36919361
fuck length, I have a 4 inch girth fucking shitty pencil dick. quit telling me how to make it I already told you there's no making it for me
fuck this I'm going to the liquor store
Get cancer

>LENGTH
>18, 99.16% In a room of 1000 guys, 8 would be bigger than you.
>GIRTH
>13, 82.84% In a room of 1000 guys, 172 would be bigger than you.

Sounds decent, my only girlfriend thought I had a good dick. Now I just need to meet some women.

>>36919361
>That and a frenectomy should give you plenty more length.

Is that when they cut the tendon holding your dick in so it looks longer? Won't your dick fall out? Can you dislocate your penis? I'm serious.

Most guys measure wrong and also lie

98.83%
77.39%

>tfw long but not girthy

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>>36919114
I'll take Things That Will Never Happen for 800, Alex.

>>36919773
The vagina expands when she's turned on.

>>36919526
So jelq pencildick. Booze is just going to shrink your dick.

>>36919581
Yep. It wont fall out, it'll just never point up. Some pornstars you see with droopy dicks have had it done. It's nice for aesthetics because it makes it look meaty and heavy. You won't dislocate it, you'll just have to rely on a manual assist for penetration.

>>36919773
Don't hate me cause ya ain't me, loser

>>36919937
>Some pornstars you see with droopy dicks have had it done. It's nice for aesthetics because it makes it look meaty and heavy. You won't dislocate it, you'll just have to rely on a manual assist for penetration.

I only affects flaccid size right? Doesn't seem worth it.

>>36919937
>So jelq pencildick. Booze is just going to shrink your dick.
cock is 7x5, is jelqing actually a thing?

>>36919937
>So jelq pencildick

Pretty sure jelqing is a load of bullshit that gives you ED.

>>36920009
Depends on the dick, but it's done for erect aesthetics.

>>36920029
>>36920041
Ymmv.

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This doesn't assist with my sph kink.

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>>36917597
Dick bros

LENGTH
0.54% In a room of 1000 guys, 995 would be bigger than you.
GIRTH
0.01% In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be bigger than you.
FLACCID
<0.01% In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be bigger than you.
wew lads, we're all gonna make it right?

7x5.5
Bigger than 99%
Still have nothing to show for it
Nobody else will ever see it
It just gives me a hard time and limits my onahole selection

>>36920645
>tfw every onahole is big for you

>>36918627
But on tall people, small dicks look even worse.

>>36920720
>tfw it looks small at 160cm

>tfw 999 would be bigger than me in a room of 1000 guys

>>36920756
iktf senpai
>tfw 0.009% are smaller than me

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the 0 at the end gives me the very large sized smile

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LENGTH
0.35% In a room of 1000 guys, 996 would be bigger than you.
GIRTH
0.05% In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be bigger than you.
FLACCID
<0.01% In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be bigger than you.

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and yet every anon here mysteriously has a 5.5 girth minimum

>tfw 4.9 girth and average length

>>36921145
It's not mysterious, only those with abnormal results feel the need to post.

>>36921163
or they just try to eye it

one anon posted their stuff here saying they were 5.5, but that shit looked way thinner than mine, yo.

>>36921251
Most people don't have tape on hand to measure girth true.

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>bigger than 99% on both girth and length
legit cannot believe it, i think this is bullshit, im more willing to believe self reported surveys than medical studies, thats how ridiculous it seems to me
and im inputing the most conservative stats i can get not bonepressing it and shit
it doesnt even look big

the fact that i statistically have bigger dick than anyone in any building i enter seems fucking bizzare

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>>36921251
tie a headphone cord around your dick and measure it jesus fucking christ you retards cannot improvise youd die if food stopped jumping into your mouth

>>36921651
>>36921262
Actually one of the best ways to measure girth is to cut a strip of plain ole paper and use that.

Cord will give you false gains.

>>36921695
its so thin it doesnt matter, youre not tying a fucking naval cable around your dick

>>36921724
>its so thin it doesnt matter,
It totally does. I've measured with both a string and paper and string gives you more girth.

>>36917050
damn im 6x5.5 and I always thought I was small
Sometimes r9k can cheer me up

>>36921771
how much more did you get, humour me

also would like to know how you manage to measure with paper, that seems like a hassle

>>36920160
>drop pants
>girl lets out a huge disapointed sigh at the thought of fucking a dicklet
>get hard
>bitch is suddenly all over you

I kinda envy you desu

>>36921891
>All over 5.75 dick
lmao

>>36921891
>average smallish dick
>bitch is suddenly all over you
???????

>>36919114
Until I show up and make you feel like the dicklet you are

t. 9 incher

>>36922040
pants down cuckboi
t. 12 incher

How does it know that when you guys type 7 you mean inches but when I type 18 I mean cm?

>>36921940
>>36921959
It's all about perspective, fellow bots. 5'75 will sound pretty nice when you were expecting a sub 3" dicklet

>>36922184
Both are disappointing.

Your logic is flawed.

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>I'll never even come close to using it

LENGTH
12.7
27.27% In a room of 1000 guys, 727 would be bigger than you.
GIRTH
12.7
77.39% In a room of 1000 guys, 226 would be bigger than you.
FLACCID
3.81
0.03% In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be bigger than you.
Your volume is at most 163.01 ml / 5.51 fl oz (US), which is 1.1 times more voluminous than the average.
That makes you bigger than 65.1% of guys. 349 would be bigger than you in a room of 1000 guys.

Weird. Maybe I measured wrong but I thought 5" wasn't good, but apparently it's not bad.

>>36922040
Uh oh, we got triggered dicklet here. Take cover. Tears are inbound

>>36917050
The problem with the "hey 5.5" is average" or whatever is that it includes Asian and Indian men, who are (no h8 but it's the truth) notoriously tiny dicked

When you only count Europe and N & S America the average is like 6.25 or something

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This has to be wrong. I feel pretty average, girls say they think its a good size but I know they are dirty liars.
>Tfw grower but embarrassing while flaccid

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Pretty okay but I don't believe these stats for a second

>>36922072
Your bunghole would be better off with a table leg.
T. 3 footer

7"x5.7", 6'2, social skills and not fat, why am I even lurking this board?

What girth do I use? Below my head it's 5 in, mid length is 5.25 and 5,5 at the base. 5.75 length but are you supposed to press it in even if I'm not fat?

>>36922956
I'm a quarter Asian, a quarter spic, and rest white, yet still have a 7inch dick, and the brain of an Asian.

U mad bro?

(I have the eyes of an Asian and will probably be legally blind before 40, but hey, at least I won't bald anytime soon.)

>>36923393
yo I said no h8, good for u n ur 7" peen, I'm happy with mine + girls I've slept with have been happy with it, so it's all good senpai
>sucks about ur going blind, maybe science will advance enough by then to prevent this

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>>36917050
Is this you acnekun?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1cijr8gSxTQ