A gf

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So I'm far from earning a "NEET" stats yet
And I wont lie about anything,If you choose to belive it or not.
I'm 19(I know im a youngfag/newfag)
only ben on 4meme for 3 years
I droped out of school when I was 15,and wen to home schooing(online classes,not live ones)
Since then I have become a shut in(I dont mind)
Playing VGs watching TVs TBBT(unironcly)TWD GOT
And a lilttle animoo,audio books etc.
My dads friend has a daughter of the age of 16 now.
A year ago he and his friend was trying their best to hook me up with her.
But I kept rejecting her
Shes butt-fuck-fat-nasty-uglyaf-stacy-wannabe-trash.
not kiding
plus I'm over 18 fuckin Chris hansen fuck me bloody.exe
It died off but now has started up again
I told my father what I thought of her
He said "anon its not all about looks"
I also added that shes fucking dumb as shit.
I told him to tell his friend,That I'm not looking for a gf.
>week later dad asked me if I'm gay
>WTF
>no
>"well anon its okay if ya are"
>after things went up in smoke for an hour,and my mom had joind in
>I said "Id rather marry Karie(My,8/10 sister)than that blob
>Karie was home and I didnt know
>she heard she was listening from the other room
Howd I'd know?
>Later that day she came into the kitchen where I was
>and huged me and said "I'd marry you too anon"
>mom says "Karie!!"in a angry and gaspy voice
>dad in the living room says "for fucks sake anon"
>Now my sis and I go see movies and go to the mall together
>MFW I'm sort of dateing my sister
>MFW she kisses me when parents are not around
>MFW I'm probaly gonna live with sister forever
But its been 4 months now
and the rest of the family is talking about our "relationship"
btw we are not fucking...yet