/britfeel/

>tfw wank to JOI
even in my fantasies I dont get laid

Advice for taking my driving theory please?

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>pic related
is my gf.

I have sex with her all day, every day. I probably orgasm between 50-70 times a week, because ALL I ever do when Im not at work or sleeping, is fuck my doll. Even when Im doing other stuff, in still inside one of my dolls 3 holes edging one way or another. Watching tv? Im inside my doll. Playing video games? Im inside my doll. Lurking? Im inside my doll. Dad calls me for some reason, and I answer the phone and hold a convo with him? Im STILL inside my doll.

My Parents had to move in with me. They have since left, but were with me for over a year. I had to put my doll in storage so they wouldnt find it. No problem. I spent Most of my time at the storage place plowing the fuck out of my doll. I mean I would be there for hours daily. Id go for lunch too since the facility is was close to my work.

Currently, I have 12 people who I swap doll fucking videos with via email. 1 of which is a woman. Ive had 5 dolls total, and have been swapping doll fap videos since 2014. If im not fucking my doll, Im fapping to dolls getting fucked, and im not using my hand like a peasant, I have an Autoblow, that extracts the cum from balls hands free.

I probably need help, But im so sexually liberated and satisfied, I feel like i dont want to go back to the other side.

>>36916356
>do mock tests and read the highway code, if you have done some driving the hazard perception section should be fairly easy

>>36916363
anon that's not a gf that's advanced masturbation

There are 4 chinese posters on /brit/

>>36916356
http://toptests.co.uk/

Do this, read the highway code. Make sure you memorise the distance stuff.

As for the hazard perception, watch people doing them on youtube. Just click every time you see something move, that way you won't miss the hazard. Then once something becomes an obstacle, click again.

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Someone imitated me this morning. Don't know why

Post waifus

>>36916363
>that skintone

Amir?

Watching the sopranos again, it's a lot funnier than I remember.

>>36916443
THHEEEE GABAAAAGOOOOOL

>>36916443
Worst good show I've ever seen

>watch 13 reasons why
>fall in love with Katherine Langford
>happened before to me but this time
>its not going away
>i cant have her
>read elliot rodgers manifesto
>im slowly becoming more and more like him
ive got 4 years until elliot status

Why is it so fucking hard to lose weight?

I started dieting in January and I lost 10lbs in a few months. But now my weight just fluctuates up and down 2lbs month on month.

Every day I eat under 2500 calories.

>>36916491
What do you mean by this its best show

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>>36916425
>tfw not memeable enough to get immitated

>>36916505
Eat 1000 calories a day, you'll lose weight much quicker

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No one can imitate the champ

>>36916521
>too many interesting storylines dropped
>everyone is an asshole
>the guido faggot cousin/nephew/whatever ruins every episode
>after awhile the therapy scenes just feel pointless
>Tony is a stupid obese piece of shit and he's written as the toughest bastard walking

>>36916549
>just fucking starve yourself bro xD

Yeah why have I never thought of that.

Fucking hell lads, these Hare Krishnas really don't know how to take a hint. I tell them "hmmm maybe" about going on their boat trip but that I had a ton of essays to do, but two of their operatives (one of whom works as a salesman in his dayjob, apparently) they still feel the need to ring me every day. I blocked them of course. Wasn't aware they were a for-profit organisation.

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>>36916425
i always thought there were multiple karen posters

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>>36916550
>Android 18 doesn't age
>Krillin got to bang a smokin hot 18 year old hardbody every day of his life
>Yamcha died alone, Vegeta took his girl and Puarr ran away after Yamcha tried to fuck her whilst shapeshifted

#winning

>>36916573
>I tell them "hmmm maybe"
Wow perhaps tell them 'no' next time

Anyone pull an all nighter before an exam before? Bad idea lads?

>>36916505
one answer and one answer only
ready ? am ... wait for it ... phetamine

>>36916589
You're better off sleeping and then waking up early

>>36916565
Why wouldn't the mob be assholes?
Chrissy is annoying as fuck tbf
Isn't that the point though since Tony is basically a sociopath so therapy would be pointless for him, they address this in the show
But he's tough because of his position in the mob not because of anything personal. There's even that episode where he has to hurt one of his grunts because hes insecure and wants to seem tougher than he is

>>36916583
Just me and then the occasional imitator

>>36916501
>My name is Hannah Baker
>remember when I asked to borrow a pencil from you in class but you said "No sorry, I don't have a spare'
>welcome to your tape

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>hot, sweaty, lethargic, dehydrated and unmotivated

cant believe im spending 2 weeks holidays just to be bedridden, but itll be worth it when i get all that cute underaged girlyboy pussy on june and july sunnycon and mcm.

for now im just watching my bot diligently farm the drump empire and pay for my mechs repair bills.

>>36916626
>Why wouldn't the mob be assholes?

Why would they be? High ranking people in most businesses are pretty chill because of their wealth and they have an army of lower officials and secretaries blockading them from most of te annoying shit day to day. Why shouldn't mob bosses be any different?

>tfw convinced my GF is cheating on me


For clarification this is the only girlfriend I've ever had or am likely to have, I'm schizophrenic and generally kinda stupid and annoying to be around so I'd not be shocked if she did cheat on me or leave me but here's the rundown:

>spends extended periods of time with a guy she used to go to school with
>confirmed to me once in passing a year or so ago that this guy once had a crush on her
>avoidant of me
>won't have serious talks about the state of our relationship
>doesn't show any sexual desire in me at all anymore but i'm fairly sure she's talked about her sex life and stuff to this guy
>comes home really late

She's a greek expat and he just happened to move here so she talks in greek to this guy on the phone all the time so even if I wanted to be a total psycho and check her texts for proof, which I don't, I couldn't

>>36916639
cheers anon , the (You) made me feel better, she is still ultra qt tier

>>36916573
Mate you know they are a legit cult right? Like Scientology tier.

>>36916660
Tell her you want to try anal. If she's cheating, she'll say no

>>36916675
gave me a small kek in my time of need but we both established early on we hate the idea of anal anyway

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>>36916376
>>36916420
>read the highway code
>mfw never read it, just winged the whole theory test using common sense

Am I, dare I say it, a god among men?

>>36916713
No, but you're probably a shitty driver

>>36916713
what was your mark for the questions?

>>36916669
Yeah. It kind of depresses me how my guy George Harrison pissed thousands of pounds up the wall on them. Pretty sure they live off his money to this day. How did he fall for it?

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>>36916333
More origional autism
>made a swing for OP that didn't use my content edition

Post requests to fill extra space
and I will fail at fullfilling them

>>36916626
>There's even that episode where he has to hurt one of his grunts because hes insecure and wants to seem tougher than he is
That annoyed me as well. He'd batter the bartender every episode for nothing. I'm sure mob guys are dicks but they surely cant be cool with a guy that violent for no reason. And there was that waiter who they killed in the parking lot because he asked for a tip.

>daddy tripped the fuse
good job i wasn't updating

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>My name is Hannah Baker
>Remember that time you walked past me and a gust of air blew in my face?
>Here is your tape.

>>36916655
I mean it seems like they are cool with people who matter, politicians etc because it's beneficial for them. I guess there are a lot of bits where they just beat up on people for no reason though. I think it's more realistic though than a lot of other depictions of the mob. A lot of old films make them out to be like robin hood, as in they'll steal from corporations, do illegal business but protect the neighbourhood. In reality I think they are universally hated though

>>36916742
Fuck knows, it was 7 years ago.

I did however fail my test the first time. Fucked up by being in the wrong lane on a roundabout. Passed second time though.

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>>36916425
We will hunt them like dogs lad.

>>36916766
To expand the OP like that with decent quality would take a complete remake lad

>>36916792
i know, this is just my own autism, not a serious replacement. Helpful anons in the other thread mentioned the dimension issue etc.

>>36916766
I already explained why we cant do this you tard.

>>36916749
Seems like George Harrison had a lot of people taking advantage of him. Its just a music video but this always gave me the impression he had people living in his shade https://youtu.be/8Ac34Khe-fc

>>36916811
>>36916820
nvm. you acknowledged it.

>>36916584
Yamcha is actually such a fucked over character in the story.
He just gets left behind, like tienshinhan but a much more developed character.

I find it such a shame. Quite like real life. Being used and forgotten :(

>>36916766
Just adding another part on the side makes the thumbnail too small and not enough detail for the real funny bits.

Does Original OP image guy still post here?

>>36916847
He was a pretty successful baseball player right? Maybe he went back to that

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>>36916778
>season 2 school shooting kino
>its tight in the store
>nice ankles mrs B
>this is justin , justin stole my bike , hey justin wheres my bike?
>unhelpful yoda , is that a dig at my height
>GEY BRYCED , john cena music

Just had liver with some fava beans and a nice Shiraz.

>>36916889
>Shiraz.
A what now?

>>36916889
I love the smell of napalm in the afternoon.

>mum says she will be home at 5:30-6 with dinner
>plan my whole day around this
>almost 30 past
>she isn't here

mum pls

>>36916921
you uncouth swine

>>36916921
A wine

The wrong wine

>>36916943
He says he drinks a chianti. Shiraz is a type of grape, you fucking retard

I generally consider myself to have good music taste. However, I still listen to some remnants from my angsty youth. This is an absolute fucking tune lads.

Turn up your speakers and let off some steam after a shit wagey day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zehGRxYDE

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Milk Cat 42

>>36916959
wew, we got a wikipedia wine expert here
im not the original guy btw

>>36916995
Have you ever considered changing it up a bit mate? Do something with the cat, go wild.

>>36917056
nah let's keep milk cat as is.

It's nice and stable and will hopefully be around for a long time to come.

>>36917056
There's something hidden inside the photo but I can't remember what. I used that steganography thing after someone suggesting it. I mainly just post the cat to satisfy my autism.

>>36916611
I doubt I'll be able to sleep at a decent time anyway

>>36917098
wait what?

I don't like subliminal shit. ANONS INVESTIGATE NOW.

Not very happy with milk cat.

>>36916995

strong and stable memership

>>36916826
I guess in the pre-internet age it was much easier to get taken in by this kind of crap. I could see the bloke handing out lukewarm curry was a bit creepy easily, and lo-and-behold, I google his name and it turns out he works as a salesman.

>>36916889
why not a nice chianti

p-people will bid on my ebay stuff closer to end of auction, right lads?

>>36917193
I'm going to bid right at the end to ensure I win and have a reliable way of obtaining your DNA off your items for my database.

>>36917193
p-people won't bid on what i'm buying close to the end right?

>>36917193
yes, that's generally when most of the bidding happens

>>36917116
apparently there's a cat and a glass of milk in it.

supposedly, if you look closely, you can see a hand

INVESTIGATED

>>36917230
we must go deeper anon

originale

>>36916995
What if GCHQ is really onto us, and this is a test to see if there are any budding cryptographers amongst this sea of neets?

Basger 3301

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>>36917157
Sometimes I am tempted to get taken in by such crap
Keep seeing Johovah witnessers about they look so happy
They are all just money and soul stealers though

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>there are people here investing in cryptocurrency

>>36917300
72c73ace884e30c301b2c6927969117197eee1fb16b3dd9d421abaf3e5ba2df5
anyone crack that ill be impressed

>>36917335
never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
or hurt you

>>36917300
>>36917320
the mi5 wouldent waste their resources and time on us autisits

>>36917335
You're probably the only non-brainlet here lado.

>>36917323
oh i will be. ether could have made you plenty of money
>>36917346
wow you got it !

>>36917352
are you kidding? there's are whole tower block of high functioning autists cracking codes for tendies

Haven't people made millions on bitcoin?

>>36917357
I have an interest in cryptography but not formal understanding of it at all. Explain what cipher algorithm you used etc and how the anon cracked it.

>>36917380
he didn't crack it , it is a SHA-256 hash that was passed through a haval256 algorithm with 5 passes

>>36917379

Yeah. I did too except I lost the usb drive containing my wallet and now I have to fucking work.

>>36917409

You mathematical types are always so shit at explaining things properly.

>>36917370
why would they hire people from here though who have no experience or qualification. im sure there are better qualified people out there.

no one here shows any specialized skills. the best we get is some people obsessed with serial killers.

>>36917379
Yeah but it's like investing in a new social media site because FB was successful

>>36916855
yea im usually here. but all op image queries should be aimed at new op image guy.
I don't have the psd for it anymore.

>going for a nap

>>36917432
im studying for a comp sci degree at the university of edinburgh

>>36917432
>probably high potential dispite being low achievers
>barely any links to society
There are worse recritment pools.

>>36917452
Can you post the most latest PSD you have please?

>>36917432
this >>36917457 plus easily controlled GSP (good spy points)

>>36917422
want the truth? i copied and pasted a bunch of stuff into http://www.sha1-online.com/
i have literally zero to no idea how HAVAL works , i can attempt to explain SHA , you know some guy was mining bitcoins by hand? with pencil and paper. check it out
>>36917380

>>36917455
comp science isnt criminal profiling though. to get in the mi5, they normally expect the likes of criminology.

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>>36917457

They know where we learnt Maths

>>36917507

>criminology being useful for anything

lmao.

Not even MI5 want criminology graduates. They'd rather have STEM and then they can be trained into their relevant specialities as they'd be much more adept than the shit heep of students with criminology degrees that mayaswell be printed on bog roll.

>>36917474
last one I had was September of 2015.

since then quite a bit has changed.
like I say im going for a nap, ill see if I can be arsed later. if new guy doesn't chime in.

>>36917507
Sides is kill

>>36917457
i dont know. people here seem to have really average intelligence. normies recite stereotypes, brit fel recites memes.

>>36917537
>September of 2015
I meant sept 2016. don't even know what year it is

>>36917533
are you messin? literally look up the degress expected to get mi5 training and one of the degrees they want the most is criminology.

you are just guessing when you havent even looked into it.

>criminology isnt useful

wew. do you know how many policies are facilitated by criminology academics.

>>36917422

Ok, so there's a digital box, you shove in a sentence and out pops a version of it that has been shuffled around (how you do that varies, this chap has gone for 'haval256', it tells the box to shuffle in a certain way). The cool thing about this box (let's call it "SHA256") is that when you pass a sentence in, you always get the same jumble back (which we'll call a "hash"). "Boobs are great" will always hash to "2040AFFF", for example (not the real hash, for you autists out there)

So what this anon appears to have done is put Rick Astley's timeless lyric "never gonna give you up [...]" into this SHA256 box and then posted the result here.

How the fuck that lad figured out a SHA256 value from it's hash is borderline rainman. It's impossible to reverse the hash of the SHA256 algorithm, at time of writing.

Hope that helps.

>>36917507
yeah but im just joking around
>>36917422
an interest in cryptography is great. See SHA-256 is the algorithm used in bitcoin. If you can improve the algorithm and lets say make it 10* more efficient you will be making 10* more money than everyone else. The thing about bitcoin however is that the algorithm it uses is ridiculously easy to implement in pure logic with like AND NOR XOR gates and adders and all that shit. That is why CPU and GPU mining no longer makes sense since there are cheap ASIC's (that do it 1000* faster than any pc) application specific intergrated circuits.

Coins like ether use another algorithm designed to be not implemented as easily and therefore no ASIC's exist. Ether is mined through GPU's and CPU's. Implement Ethash in logic and your a millionaire

>>36917612
anons he didn't crack it or figure out shit thats not what was originally hashed

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>>36916356
Download this driving theory test app on your phone, this is all the revision I did, and not even a lot of it, got 100% in the multiple choice and can't remember what I got on the hazard perception, but passed first time, was a few weeks ago actually

but what is hidden in the milk cat?

>>36917610
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/05/02/will--degree-leave-unemployed-after-graduate_n_5252418.html

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/harsh-lesson-the-degrees-with-worst-job-prospects-j2mx8scw9xg


>degrees least likely to result in employment. CRIMINOLOGY lul.

do you lads ever moan or make sound when you cum?

>>36917701
Not any more they kept waking up

>>36917665
The truth about britfeel memes.

>>36917701
Only with a girl.

finished putting in my new carpet lads, also rearranged all the furniture in my room and cleaned the fuck out of everything
very comfy now

>>36917665
i could attempt to perform some kind of analysis but 4chan strips all the metadata off images once you upload them

>>36917667
we;re talking about the mi5, not over all employment. mi5 is a specialized area, they are obviously not going to employ everyone with a criminology degree.

go and read the mi5 website. now you are just trying to turn the discussion into something entirely different, i didnt say if you can get a lot of jobs or not from criminology.

>>36917743
>anon is crying cause he is paying 9 grand a year to study a meme degree of no value.

>>36917732
GET OUT

unironically

>>36917735

Post pics lad, I did for mine

Did you use underlay?

Going to fuck a whore tomorrow

>>36917638

Yeah, figured as much but I could've been mistaken (maybe he is rainman? maybe he's mummy may making sure somebody isn't putting nasty things on the internet?), but I like explaining shit so explained SHA256 anyway.

I can usually ELI5 most CS topics, it's probably my only interest outside of guitar.

Did that lad get his new motor earlier?

>>36917769
I haven't had sex in four months anon, I'm starting to feel a little bit of what some of you virgins feel like. it's awful.

How the fuck do I get bitcoin?

>>36917766
now you're just being ridiculous

i wasnt moaning at all. i corrected you.

>>36917810
literal babby guides on reddit

>>36916879
Oh yeah. That does ring a bell.

Man I miss being hyped watching dbz as a teen on toonami

>>36917810

You are honestly about 8 years too late if you're looking to make money

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Am I gonna be safe in Paris lads?

This includes walking from the emtro station to the hotel at midnight in an area described as 'the Tower Hamlets of Paris'

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>>36917771
of course I did lad
I took a few pics around the room, then one of basically just the floor so you can see the colour of the carpet. dont mind the cables im about to deal with them

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BDBQ ITDF NBAY QHBU CYEY KFZV NRYS WVJP MRDR BZRQ LMNU PHJT H

>tfw when you creampie a fat british slut and suck the cream out of her asshole

>>36917914
tell us the story lad

i came inside a girl once, it was amazing.

>>36917894

Very nice lad, looks like a professional job, did you use grippers too? I never bothered, they managed to fit under the skirting board and it's held fine

>>36917866

Nah, I just want to buy drugs

>>36917914
>fat
ew
I've been looking at normal things like clowns.

>>36917797
the thing about CS is on the base level it gets so complicated like it is a huge interest of mine but when i hear some stuff life embedded AVR, arm disassembly, pointer arithmetic, use after free, fetch execute cycle, and the worst of all *gasp* kernel development, webkit javascript exploitation, ROP chains i cry a little

>>36917942

Ah ok, just go on the darknetmarkets subreddit. There used to be guides, you'll be able to do it.

>>36917940
cheers lad and on most of the walls yeah i used them, they were there when i moved in

>>36917937
>meet girl in club
>can't take her home cuz she's fat and don't wanna embarrass myself in front of friends
>get her number
>next day i text her
>she asks if she can come over for "desert" after a dinner date
>i say yes
>skip the bullshit, we go home and fuck
>i put my finger up my ass as we're fucking
>decide she's up for anal
>2 minutes after anal fucking i cum
>put her in prone position
>ask her to push the cum out of her ass
>as it seeps out i shove my mouth between her crack
>suck the sperm out of her butthole
>spit it back into her mouth
>she swallows

>>36916355
>Bailey Jay does JOI
>Download like 3 videos of it
>No I
>No I what so ever
>Only "her" JOing awkwardly
JFC as if her content couldn't get any worse

>>36918046
what the fuck is JOI

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my uncle was arrested for child pornography stuff last year

just read the daily mail article on him, so much detail my parents didn't tell me about
not a nice feeling lads

>>36918046
She's so sweet though. It doesn't feel as degrading or forced as anything else.

>tfw playing wildstar

what have i become

>>36918046
she probably shouldn't call herself BAILEY JOI
>>36918068
jerk off instructions, its when they tell you when you can cum and stuff

>>36918072
>anime post
I see it runs in the family

>>36918072
Link to the article lad

>>36917959

> embedded AVR, arm disassembly, pointer arithmetic, use after free, fetch execute cycle, and the worst of all *gasp* kernel development, webkit javascript exploitation, ROP chains

a lot of that is actually quite high-tech 'I know my shit, i've been doing <one of the above> for a decade' stuff, though pointer arithmetic and the FEC are quite basic if you pick up C or C++.

hop on coursera and try out the javascript lessons. if you pick up basic software-eng skills, the CS becomes a piece of piss. though i've got a first degree in CS, so it might just be my autism power level that makes it look it.

>>36918035
thanks for sharing

sounds like a decent fuck. good idea getting her number. i would also be ashamed of taking a fat girl home.

>>36917612
It's impossible to reverse because information is lost.

>>36918109
nah for obvious reasons

just imagine worst case scenario without actually raping a child

>>36918111
wow trips , a first? a man can dream , desu i should have put more thought into my list, everything except kernel development and webkit exploits (which involve rop chains) to my understanding is not too bad. Embedded avr is basically arduino, arm disassembly is neater than X86. Pointer arithmetic ive skimmed some articles. I watched a video on sha and i might implement it in C some time. straight c is not that bad. Straight C (not like opengl or anything) is literally, arrays , knowing how many bytes each data type is , malloc, calloc , free and pointers

D-does anyone know her name?

https://spankbang.com/70o9/video/titworship+joi

>>36918072
>nonce has a nonce uncle

How long before the anime doesn't do it for you and you start prowling the playgrounds? You should be hanged.

>>36918144

while it may be asymmetric, the information is still technically there, in permuted order.
the fact collisions can be computed for SHA-0, goes to show that.

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What is your favourite godzilla monster lads?
Biollante is mine

>>36918256
i have never seen any godzilla films. are they actually worth watching?

>>36918256
The 1998 one get fucked weeb.

>>36918274
Absolutely, theyre a lot of fun
Although some are also quite shit, avoid ones where godzilla has a kid

>>36918190
>>36918072
you're probably a shrub rocketeer yourself

fucking nonce

fucking small bean regarder

fucking slot badger

KYS

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>mummy brings home a mcnugget sharebox again

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>>36917098
>>36917116
>>36917253


Lads I've cracked what's under the milk cat image.

>>36918328
how far are you into that history book lad?

>>36918363
/meme has peaked

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>>36918363

> it's a meme crossover episode

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>>36918316
thanks lad :- )

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>>36918328
How's the multiplication going

>tilde and azu lad is back
Two of the four horseman of the thread apocalypse
Abandon ship lads

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>>36918434
>pic

Mummy May is coming for you lad

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>>36918482
THE END IS NIGH

ALL WILL DROWN FOR THEIR WORSHIP OF FALSE IDOLS

>watching a small time streamer
>he turns on song requests
>it's all shit
Way to ruin it

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>>36918378
not far, I haven't progressed in like 3 days because my sleep has been all over the place and I spend most of my waking hours browsing places feeling insecure about my intelligence, knowledge and interests instead of improving them, the classic neet cycle. I walked around the garden for 1-2 hours when I woke up listenting to music because I was in a bad state of mind. It was alright I guess. Only did it cause I left my heater on when I fell asleep and it became sunny today and it was almost unbreathable in my room. Had to open the window for the first time and vacate it for a while

>>36918448
haven't tried it again yet, I've got a few sheets of a4 paper to use now so I can do it faster physically. going to find a good resource and method for it I guess. The foundation level maths i'm doing is quite easy appreantly, but this multiplication is level 1 and I want to pass level 2. I tried that japanese method someone posted and failed it quite badly

>>36918497
only she's not a mummy is she, and she doesnt even seem human into the bargain ffs

>>36918582
leave mummy out of this, btw someone enlighten me , anon was speaking about 24hour drinking in pubs, is that still the case or no?

the red arrows use to do a display at my hometown every year, but they cant anymore because of new regulations

pretty upset lads lots of good memories seeing them with my dad

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Who /gambler/ here?

Tempted to nip off to the bookies

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What can I buy to give meaning to my life??

>oregano

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>>36918633
Some pubs have a 24 hour license.
Very few though.

Summer's here lads, you are wearing hats to stop heat stroke, right? I care about you guys and want you to be safe.

>>36918693
A plane ticket

>>36918693
dog, worked for me

>>36918693
A notepad and pen to write a book with.

/britr9k/ Help me out with my autism

> never been to barber before

Going tomorrow and have no idea what to do. I see it as 2 parts

>First the entrance

What do I do when I go in, do I just sit down and say nothing (they might be busy with someone else) or am i meant to say something?

> Part 2 the haircut

I also just do my own hair with clippers all the same length but I want to get something different.

Should I just say a trim on top and slightly shorter on the sides? What if they start asking me other question about it?

Anyone been in my situation?

>>36918792

Out the door lad, there you go.

appology for poor engish

when were you when britfeel dies

i was sat in a pool of my own fecal matter when amir ring

'britfeel is fine'

no

and you????????????

today i found out that bitch had a boyfriend
great, another excuse to want my fucking life to end
you drop it in the conversation like
normies climbing obviously on the latest trend

like fine i'm not mad, i'm glad, we got it out of the way
early, but you know i hope i get you someday
fucking hell i know i can do better than you -
no i can't, it's like you're coin and i'm a jew

i'm becoming so fucking paranoid
afraid my personality's like an android
talking like a robot but she's hearing no noise
put on the radio and give me some head
it ain't poetry, i just want your man dead

>>36918696
I'm wearing my hat so I can transition into a bald man slowly

>>36918830
can i get a tape
>13 reasons anon hero

>>36918830
Another banger from poetryfriend

>>36918640
Southend on sea?

>>36918640
sorry lad, I often see the red arrows flying overhead when I walk doggo cause they're stationed right where I live. I'll try to remember to record a video next time I see them!

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Found a frozen lamb leg in my freezer, expired April 9th. Is it still okay to defrost and eat because it's been frozen? Gonna be pissed if I can't eat it desu

>>36918978
You're really pushing it, usually you can freeze stuff for a month beyond the use by date, so I'd so go for it if you've got a sturdy stomach

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Memrise teaches you what you can expect to hear a lot in China.

>>36918978
>Found

What do you mean you found it? Did you move in and it was there already?

Lads my mum just said to me 'how do you think it feels knowing you've raised two failures as sons?' and then said I'm turning into my father.

Anyone else know this feel?

Admittedly I've been unemployed for 5 months and don't leave the house because anxiety decided to come back even worse than before, but hearing that from your own mother is pretty disheartening.

>>36919043
>I think it's too big
Kek

>>36919101
S A V A G E
still atleast you're not the only failure in your family

>>36918978
Yeah I mean its frozen, its totally fine its only a month past its date so go for it anon

>>36919071
Nah, I forgot I bought it last month cheap from Reduced to Clear at Tesco, was digging through my freezer for something that wasn't nuggets or ready pizzas. Down from 18 quid to 8 quid.

>>36918858
Funny enough I wear a hat for the same reason. It means when I do go bald it wont look like I've just started wearing the hat for that reason.

>>36919101
why whats your brother do thats so bad

>>36918867
I never would've had a chance with her anyway, there's probably something we didn't have in common.
Not the same sense of humour and personality obviously, but something else.

>>36918873

yeah, thanks mate but you dont think these suck?
just me always complaining how little i fuck?
it's just a slice of my stupid fucking life, lack of women and -
how much i wanna see the reaper with a scythe

A paki girl with a headscarf and a white gay guy are sitting in front of me

They are friends and talking plenty

Not sure if I should be happy or disgusted

>>36918978
let it defrost fully then smell it

so long as it doesn't smell or look rancid it's fine, I'd thoroughly cook it anyway just because frozen meat is poor quality and often carries bacteria that'll make you sick. So long as bacteria haven't already turned it rancid, and you thoroughly cook it, there's nothing to fear lad.

>>36918792
I'm autistic about the barbers too anon

When you walk in let them acknowledge you. Might be worth tapping him on the shoulder and saying hi if he's with a customer. Don't just sit down because they need to make sure the queue isn't disturbed. Wait for him to tell you where to sit and sit there.

When it's your turn don't say anything until he has the black man-bib over you. When he asks what you want say you want a 'grade 2' on the sides and you want it 'thinned out' on top. Continue to make idle chit chat whilst he cuts the hair. Might be worth asking him if he is going to do your ears and nose as well since they usually include that for free. When it is done he will direct you over to the till and you should pay them the exact amount in cash to avoid any fumbling around with your wallet involving the change they give you.

Smile at the barber and say, 'Thanks champ : )' before walking out the door.

You must not touch your hair until you are out of the sight of the barber. One you are out of his range feel free to rearrange your hair and run all the way home.

Sat next to the tranny during break
She was reading the newspaper (Metro)

Don't understand why she doesn't have a phone

Didn't have the nerve to speak to her

Maybe next time

Oh, I stole her seat/computer, hope she's not to mad about that

>>36919184
what are you telling me this for ? no matter how close you got with a girl you already got closer than i ever did
wanna hear a thing i did once
>girl was begging me for a fag
>like she needed one real bad
>i said id give her one but not in a conventional way
>i took a king sized marlboro and gave her blowbacks
>she was 10/10
>i like 2 fags worth of ash in my mouth
>almost kissed her tho
what do i care lmao , woke up the next morning hungover to shit with a burned tongue and ash in my mouth

>>36919216
Which of the waifu posters are you going to claim as your bf when you finish your transition?

>>36918792
>>36919247
Fuck off

Try being a paki where you're indoctorined to get a #2 on the top and #1 on the sides since birth, fucking 2 year olds are forced into barber chairs, crying

Just imagine how scary it is when barbers don't speak English and that you literally aren't allowed another type of haircut or to even grow it more than 2 months

>>36919305

Yeah nah, we're at the same level.
This was at work, she kinda just said it, sort of unprompted.

I'm still on track for wizard powers. Can't see that changing soon.

>>36919372
why do they love that haircut so much? seems like quite a recent thing

>>36919396
thank god, got told to anon hero by a girl i thought i loved in the middle of a lesson at school as i was having a bad reaction to doing too much tramadol. i was sitting there and every single one of my muscles twitched , my vision was going blurry and i felt very nauseous, i looked at my phone and i saw it and it made me not so happy

>>36919372
at least paki's get arranged marriages
also beautiful chocolate skin
interesting and diverse culture and i bet their mum's cook really good curry

must be pretty nice being a paki actually :

>>36919485
They've always loved it
They think it's stylish and that anything else is embarrassing

It's tied to expressing that the can afford a haircut
Pakis in Pakistan tend to have longer hair, so it's seen as being poor or scruffy

Also, the typical paki is unable to commit to growing their hair to get past the awkward stages, they need immediate results, so cutting hair is the only option

another final tomorrow lads, really tired of this shit

>>36919323
Does Tilde count?

>>36918792
If you walk in and there is a spare seat, sit on it (note seating area, not barber chair) and they barber will shout next customer. (Let people before you go up, but don't let faggots que jump.)

Ask for a short back and sides. The hair dresser will ask what number, say 2-4 if you want it short.
IT IS OKAY TO HAVE A PICTURE REFERENCE, THEY ACTUALLY LIKE THAT.

>what if they ask me other questions.
If he asks about the style on top, just say tidied up. If he ask do you want sideburns done, say yes.

Also, don't worry about chit-chat, most barbers will make small chat, but if they sense you're quiet they don't really ask. Most are really good at that kind of thing.

>>36919247
Ignore this advice, it seems off.

>>36919372
It's another Pakiboo hates his culture post.
Fuck off mate.

>>36919272
>Don't understand why she doesn't have a phone
Not everyone is a fucking technofaggot.
On my break I'll text the bird, then read/do crosswords/wordsearches/chat to co-workers also on break.

>>36919305
that's a pretty chad thing to do
are you sure you aren't a chad

>>36919247
Im going to go to a cheap one you dont think they're going to shampoo and wash my hair do you?

Also dont think id be able to tap them on the sholder maybe ill just stand around awkwardly for a while and if they dont notice ill just say "how longs the wait"

>>36919545
say something nice about your pakistani brethren

>>36919596
>Not everyone is a fucking technofaggot.
>On my break I'll text the bird, then read/do crosswords/wordsearches/chat to co-workers also on break.
But I've seen her phone, it's some 10 quid shit, looks old and battered

Not a smartphone

Who doesn't have a smartphone these days and why?

>>36916535
There is only 1 of you lad, all imitations would fail in comparision

>>36919596
This is good info, i will use it.

> also why are there so many barber chairs when looking in I only ever see 1/2 peeple cutting hair

>>36919579
no he's been taken by the priory

>>36919623
When surrounded by whites, pakis flock together

So you won't be lonely

>>36919598
shit like that happened to me purely because of drinking , im pretty sure im not a chad , ive got another breddy gud story involving this girl but in none of these stories do i lose the v card
>>36919545
>have paki bro when i was younger
>works in a phone shop fixing phones and makes good money
>fucking loaded
>i smoke copious amount of his weed
>then we go inside and eat curry and this special bread thing where your meant to use it to eat curry
good times

>>36919636
>Who doesn't have a smartphone these days and why?
People who don't give a fuck. I have a smartphone. You know what I use it for. Texting.
That's it. No facebook, no snap chats, not even shitty app games.
She probably feels the same and decided why waste money on a new phone. She probably has other stuff to spend money on. Like her dues to the LGBTIDGAFAYGFAG union.

I'm one of the most prolific posters on here, but I haven't been posting for the last couple of days.

How have the threads been?

>>36919128
>>36919171

Don't know. My brother is at uni and I'm unemployed atm but have a degree.

I think we're fairly normal lads, facing the same problems that most people do nowadays.

>>36919693
>Implying you're not a paki too
Not fooling anyone, Ranganathan

>>36919703
But she's social, or at least claims to be
Not an autist with no one to text but mummy like you

>>36919655
>also why are there so many barber chairs when looking in I only ever see 1/2 peeple cutting hair
Use to be babers would all share a shop or 'rent' chairs in a popular shop. As customers drop due to American franchises like supercuts coming in and doing hair for cheap they lost custom. So some hairdressers move, others just get jobs in Asda.

>>36919693
>have paki bro when i was younger
>works in a phone shop fixing phones and makes good money
>fucking loaded

This is what Poleaboo needs to do. He needs to get a good paki job and start making money.

He's too focused on trying to be a shitty white, which he'll never achieve. He should try to be a good paki instead.

>>36919727
Comfy actually, most of the forced memeing has abated.

>>36919770
I'm not a forced memer though, never post Xi or Kev.

>>36919765
this was when my friend was 16 and it was legit real REAL good money, he got paid like what 8-9 pounds an hour

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>>36919744
>have wife, have mates at work, have qt girl who keeps messaging me because she wants the D, but I wont give it because married.
I do text my mum sometimes though, just to see if she's in and I'll go round and visit. Some of us have good relationships with our parents, unlike you, you utter failed human being.

Pakis at work keep saying "poodoo" around me, what are they saying?

>>36919805
He could have made even more if he was running that shit himself. Have you gotten your phone fixed recently? I got a cracked screen fixed a few weeks ago. Cost a fucking fortune and took the guy 20-30 minutes.

>>36919846
They're organizing the designated shitting street for the takeover after brexit.

>>36919247
>>36919596
>>36918792

Found a really good barber recently that does amazing haircuts for a decent price. Proper old school place.

Trouble is the lads that work in there are these really loud British turks, they're bantering at each other and with the customers while they're doing their thing.

Then it comes to my turn and the barber doesn't talk with me as much, occasionally I laugh along with one of their jokes or he'll try and include me in something by looking at me and being like 'you know what I mean?' but I think he's just being nice.

Basically this perfectly sums up the barber experience for the socially awkward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OivQAy0zSaY

I have a half-indian flatmate and he is handsome as fuck

it's like he got the best of both worlds, good british lad mixed in with that exotic indian je ne sais quoi

also incredibly confident, good at sports and a genuinely likeable person

>>36919865
>tfw you can buy the screen for 6 quid on ebay.
>charge 26 quid minimum depending on phone.
I swear pakis have it easy.

Someone posted a The the song in the early hours of today

Could someone tell me what it is? Was a great song

>>36919920
I was exactly like that with my barbers at first

once they get to know you they get more comfortable and know what kind of banter you do and don't like. it's more they don't want to upset a customer they don't know very well.

>>36919928
Mixed race people are often very good looking.

The more genetic diversity you have, the healthier you are, and your genes also express this in your facial symmetry.

>>36919977
i've heard this before but not sure this is really true

isn't just down to how attractive your parents are regardless of race as well as luck

>>36919977
rio ferdinand begs to differ

>>36919846
That's their pet name for Poleaboo

>>36919977
weird, I always think mixed race people look very ugly

they always look to me like they're suffering from some disease

>>36919977

kinda
see "hybrid vigor" is definitely a thing
the problem is that outbreeding depression can also be a thing in genetics
not sure which is more common desu in humans

>>36920006
Obviously if your parents are ugly as fuck you're not going to be gorgeous.

But genetic diversity makes people fundamentally healthier, that's a fact. And healthier people usually are better looking. You can even see it with white people who are from different parts of the world.

>>36920069
>hybrid vigor" is definitely a thing

Not in humans

>>36919977

Don't they have more psychological issues though?

>>36920117
t. the jews

Made another Alphabay order lads.

5 grams of Mango Haze ice-o-lator
5 grams of really strong dark hash from Swaziland
2 grams of OG Kush ice-o-lator
2 grams of Strawberry Kush
and a gram of Blueberry Cheesecake shatter

Came to about 240. Expensive as fuck but that ice-o-lator is incredibly strong and obviously the shatter brought the cost up a lot too.

Anyone smoking anything good tonight or got a parcel on the way?

>>36920197

No benzos in case you freak out?

>>36920197
hows the alprazolam on the darkwebs these days? That shit is like a multipurpose tool.

>>36920197
You ever had any problems with international packs?

>>36920232

it's fine I buy it all the time.

>big shitting thing in disabled parking blocking half the road up with its fat ass
>took a picture of it in anger
>didn't realize my camera flash was on
>somebody starting moving in the back of it afterwards
>had to walk past it to get into the store

terrified lads, I made it out alive

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The highest form of serial killer makes his victims kill themselves.

>The term Blue Whale game refers to a trend on Russian-speaking social media, linked to a possible increase in child and teenage suicides, though no suicides have been definitively linked to the game.There have been photos of self-cutting wounds shared on social media alongside the game's hashtags. The term "Blue Whale" comes from the phenomenon of beached whales, which is likened to suicide.

>The game is based in the relationship between the challengers (also called players or participants) and the administrators. It involves a series of duties given by the administrators that players must complete, usually one per day, some of which involve self-mutilation. Some tasks can be given in advance, while others can be passed on by the administrators on the day, the last task being suicide.

>>36920250
one day i just need to bite the bullet and make an order, whenever i wanna do it i get so paranoid not about the delivery but about getting ripped off. Or you know shit fent laced

>>36919977

Half black and half white girls, when they are fit are fucking amazing. They just have such nice skin tones

>>36920276
>The game was created by Philipp Budeikin, a former psychology student who was expelled from his university. Budeikin stated that his purpose was to "clean" the society by pushing to suicide to those he deemed as having no value. Blue Whale began in 2013 with "F57", one of the names of the so-called "death group" of the VKontakte social network. It is believed that the first case of suicide related to the game occurred in 2015 in Russia.

>>36920266
>mums minivan

Also maybe they're a disabled old couple going on a caravan holiday.

>>36920212
Nah, I only do benzos on a coke comedown and I'm taking a long break from coke at the moment.
>>36920232
I wouldn't know about pressed pills to be honest. When I take benzos it's always inside blister packs. Haven't had any for over a year also.
>>36920249
Never. But I never buy large amounts, which makes the difference. Also I'm careful about which vendors I use, I rarely use new vendors and when I do they always have a good rep for stealth.

>>36920266
it's a meth wagon leave them alone.

>>36920333
Well it could have gone in a space at the end of the car park near where I am but it decided to block half the road up. It wasn't displaying a disabled badge either, it didn't have a dashboard though. Something was moving erraticly in there, might have been a dog or some crazy person

>>36920276
>>36920297
Interesting, fucking with people like this would be a lot of fun. While I do appreciate the humour, I wish the russian qt's would have dated me instead.
>tfw no russian qt to hold, and whisper that everything is going to be ok

>>36920348
uk benzos in blisters or dnm

>>36920380
>taking up half the road. Mate, if you can't get past that, you're a fucking shite driver. And that's with another car in the space behind it.

>>36920394
Bought local from someone with a prescription.

>>36920276
what an edge master. lots of people do stupid shit when they are young teens and completely change as they mature.

>>36920436
oh that's unusual. The only uk benzos i stumbled upon are white blue and yellow vallies all pressed

>>36920448
>lots of people do stupid shit when they are young teens and completely change as they mature.
This. Teenagers are fucking stupid.

>flatmate deliberately unplugs my ethernet cable

What is the appropriate response?

>21:17
>Almost time for bed

Roooooo

>>36920485
deliberately plug his ass with your dick

>>36920475
i remember when i was about 15 and i thought i was going to become a pro games or a game tester lol

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Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit 8,419.19 pounds from my daddy who molested me when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest person on /britfeel/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. Post your paypal email and why you deserve shit.

Freddos on me tonight lads.

>>36920485
is he bigger? if no sock him in the jaw. If yes plug it in type in 192.168.0.1 and ban his devices mac adresses form everything. also context ?

>>36920544
Nah he's a scrawny bender just doing it to wind me up. He wants me to start something so he's doing all these little jewish tricks. MAC banning is too obvious.

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Question for anyone who grew up in the 90s or early 2000s: which Sabrina the witch did you think was more fuckable? The 3DPD version, or the 2D version?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878

>>36920462
Depends where you live and who you know. Obviously GPs don't prescribe benzos to young guys. But they do prescribe them to 45-60 year old women. A lot. And if you live in a scummy area, like I used to, they quite often sell them down the pub.

>>36920537
There's a lad on here who owns a house on Portobello Road, pretty sure he's the richest person on /britfeel/

Do yourself a favour and stick it in an ISA and forget about it. When I was younger I had a similar windfall and it got spent fast, then I bitterly regretted it. Many, many times. When you're 18 you don't realise how many times in the future you will desperately need money.

>>36920537
>Post your paypal email and why you deserve shit.

https://www.paypal.me/anonsfund

I don't particularly deserve shit, but I have donated to two other anons in need before, and am relatively a poorfag although not poverty enough to go hungry, you can return the britfeel love if you wish

>>36920623
I always remember Sabrina looking older than that wtf

>>36920623
lad, the 3d one looks about 14

what is going on here

>>36920706
Well, she was 20 when the show started and 27 when it ended so I don't see where you're getting 14 from

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>Be me
>Doing group project with the cool kids at uni
>Been pounding Dr Pepper Zero (Zero calories but MAXIMUM flavour) all day
>Bursting for a piss so I go for a wee
>Shake my dingaling like 40 - 50 times after I finished
>Like so much it reached fapping territory
>Somehow still release a dribble of piss on the way back to the table
>Everybody points and shouts in a circle round me "Pissy trousers! Pissy trousers"

Does this happen to any of you guys?

>>36920282

What market do you use? If Dream Market I can recommend someone who does real xanax.

And also you're not gonna get ripped of, especially compared to street prices.

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Cake for dinner lads

>>36920629
could really legitimately benefit from Benzos , its sad really. Oh well barbiturates it is.
>>36920733
i live with mummy and daddy and im broke as fuck maybe rich anon can give me the gift of sleep ? ive got a few people in mind i could ship it to

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>>36920629
>Portobello Road,

Looks shit, what is this place?

Full of people and market stalls do people live here? Is this a desirable location? Looks crap.

for fucks sake lads. i think, the girl who i was talking to and i thought was into me, has ghosted me. she hasnt messaged me for 2 days. we spoke about hanging out to get to know each other better, the last time we spoke. this is annoying me.

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>finished mcnugget sharebox all by myself

>>36920623
>thinking about her cat
>it's probably dead now

:- (

>>36920732

I don't shake it. I squeeze about half way down my shaft then slide upwards, pushing out all the leftover piss.

Shaking it isn't going to do a thing.

>>36920732
I never use a urinal because I always need to dry my dick with toilet paper after.

I have no idea what urinal normies do, my only conclusion is that they put their unclean pissy dicks back into their underwear that gets coated in piss.

A girl messaged me FIRST on Tinder and I still managed to fuck it up

Just fucking shoot my face up senpai

>>36920790
chelsea and kensington are some of the most expensive places to live in the country mate

it's very desirable to live in central london

Job hunt starts tomorrow lads, any advice? Tips?

Graduate who has never held a graduate job because of meme degree btw.

>>36920790
Yeah it's one of the most desirable locations in London, especially after that film Notting Hill came out. Full of rich Americans and rich gays. Plus it's in the more central part of West London so it's automatically expensive as fuck.

I wouldn't want to live in the middle of a tourist attraction either. But for some people it's exactly what they want.

Milk Cat 43

>>36920793
Don't get impatient, 2 days is nothing really. She's probably shit-testing you. Show you don't give a shit. If you fail the test you show you're needy and undesirable.

>>36920867
Pissy trousers!
Pissy trousers!

Milk Cat 44

>>36920867
Forgot your image memelord

>>36920797
>tfw see fat cunts buy 20 nuggets all the time.
>they always ask for fries and a large drink too.
fucking disgusting.

>>36920856
what degree?

originoli

>>36920790

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43363800?search_identifier=77d988b3825b05681b2cf847aa3940ce#lVzvLzzP56IYeqgz.97

A 2 bedroom flat above a shop costs 1.25 million,

Milk Cat 45

>>36920855
>>36920866
Lol Londoners really are dumb as fuck. Bet they pay millions to live in those tiny shit houses in the middle of dirty London too.

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>>36920825
I dab the end of my willy with tissue paper, interspersed with pulling on my foreskin to straighten out my urethra so any remaining piss falls out. I push my foreskin towards the end of my willy when I'm dabbing to push the piss out.

>tfw supremely clean willy

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>>36920825
>have severe phimosis
>no matter what theres always going to be dribble/leftover urine
>always end up with damp underwear

>>36918693
tobacco, sweet nicotine eases the pain my friend

Going down to London on Friday with my brother for the weekend. Might get him to take some pics that I can upload to Facebook and finally try Tinder.

Failing that it'll be back to the spiralling depression as the only thing I had to look forward to is over and there is no reason to keep on living. I hope M&M World is good.

>>36920869
is shit testing actually a thing or a meme?

maybe it is nothing but we only spoke for about 3-4 days. and the girl i spoke to before her has completely ghosted me, she hasnt even opened my snap chat.

not really too ased about the girl before her though, she was below my standards and i just spoke to her for the sake of it. she was boring too.

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I feel like an old person for wanting a motorhome

>>36920835
how did you fuck it up? a handful of girls have messaged me first too. some i stopped speaking to because they were typical boring girls, and some ignored me after a handful of replies

why the fuck do women match if they are going to ignore you.

>>36920998
Just don't park in the disabled bays outside the door at tesco

>>36920910
It would be so easy to shag loads of birds if you lived in that flat. Pub closes, "hey I have some more booze at mine if you're up for it, just up the street" and bang, you are in.

I used to live on Brick Lane and I shagged more girls in that year than I have in my whole life before or since, using that exact method. Wasn't anywhere near as nice as that either.

>>36920923
It's the easiest place to earn big money though. People live the way they want to. I used to think it was crazy to live anywhere other than central London, because that's where all the opportunities are and where all the nightlife is.

Now I'm a bit older and I'd rather have a comfortable life without spunking my entire salary every month, so I'm not there anymore. But I can understand young or really rich people who want to be there.

>>36920910
A 2 bedroom house costs 2.4 million

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/detailMatching.html/svr/1119;jsessionid=3C058BB4FDC815F0A871FBD533D73C1D?prop=60922574&sale=4700590&country=england

>>36920910
>LONDON
yeah, that would explain a lot. Fuck that place lads.

Re-watching Twin peaks lads. New season starts may 22nd on Sky Atlantic, are you guys hyped?

>>36918693

I would say good weed. Can make you feel amazing about everything, appreciate music etc.

But sometimes it makes me realise life is hell and everything will one day die and it gets pretty scary.

Such is life with an anxiety disorder.

>>36920964
>Is shit testing actually a thing

It's 100% a thing. They don't even realise they are doing it.

>>36921013
>how did you fuck it up?
Asking boring questions I guess

There wasn't a need to be unique because I thought the fact she message me first I had it in the bag

She was fit too, I don't even count fat girls as messaging me first

>>36921019
I wouldn't want to upset the town autist sat in his mums minivan

>>36921020
> It's the easiest place to earn big money though

This seems like a meme all I ever hear from people who live in London is complaints of how expensive it is to live there

>>36920790
Looks like my highstreet but less chinks