>Take a good long shower with a lot of soap >Spray some

>>36915401
Clothes need to be cleaned in hotter water. Go to the gaswater system and turn the temperature up.

>>36915401
probably not you probably your surroundings plus if it dries up on you or your clothes don't expect to get rid of the smell immediately

>>36915401
did you fap in the shower?
cum might have dripped onto your legs

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Hey what does semen smell like?

>>36915633
Kind of like bleach, but softer.

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>>36915669
No way why does your shit smell like chemicals thats foul gross ick

>>36915696
everything is made of chemicles numbnuts

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>take long hot shower
>slowly turn the cold water off as I shower so it gets hotter
>use soap
>it stings my eyes and makes me sneeze
>still cover myself in it
>roll on deodorant because the spray stuff gives me headaches
>it makes my eyes water, nose run a d causes me to sneeze
>get out of bathroom sneezing and half blind

Hehe hygiene am I right?

>>36916230
Why are you putting soap in your eyeys and burning yourself you fucking idiot

>>36915435
That's not true at all and as a matter of fact cold water works better although that's somewhat up for debate. However it is uncontested that hot water is not better for washing clothes.

>>36915435
Enjoy wearing your uncomfortable shrinked clothes.

>>36915401
Did you wash under the skin of your cock?