>PC room smells like cum

>Disgusting fat annoying guy used to sit next to me in class
>Disgusting smell coming from him, makes me feel like puking>Smells the same every day
>One day I fall asleep after jacking off
>I wake up and smell the dried cum
>It smells exactly like fatman...!

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>>36914992
tfw he's probably had a gf

>>36914949
Wash your fucking dick before and after fapping, cum on a paper towel and there you go, no evidence/smell left.

>>36914949
can a room actually smell like cum or is this just another may-may?

>>36915237

You are so used to it that you dont even notice. You probably walk around smelling like cum.

>>36915277
Sort of sour sweet. Like calamari and mayonnaise.

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>>36914949
>your hair smells of cum

>>36914949

Anything you have been in physical contact with for more than 5s smells like cum

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>>36914949
>tfw every room smell like cum

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>>36914949
>bedroom smells of depression

>>36914949
>Pimples smell like onions.

>>36915277
>You probably walk around smelling like cum.

It's also worth noting this is how normies can tell if you're a virgin loser. Even if you dress nicely and generally look okay, you can still smell like you masturbate too much and are a virgin loser.